StoneToss: Episode 49

Comic Name: Renew Normal 
Description: Still waiting on that hope and change…
Mouseover: The king is dead. Long live the king.
Image Name: biden-president-normal-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/21/2021

What The Comic Is: President Joe Biden swears in on a bible. A woman in the crowd comments that the country is finally returning to normalcy. Drone strikes are shown destroying buildings and killing people in the next panel.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump never drone striked anyone.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, it’s worth noting that as of this comic’s publishing, Biden was President for literally less than 24 fucking hours. This is the common rhetoric concerning incoming presidents; harshly judging them immediately for things happening in their presidency, especially when those things were caused by the outgoing administration. As people on the Right tend to be especially dishonest and subversive, it is commonly seen most extremely by Rightists. It was very, very obviously going to happen with Biden and already Trumpists have been condemning Biden for daily Covid deaths (partly out of a sense of “I’m totally being ironic!” irony and partly because they are legitimately trying to shift blame to Biden).

Trump supporters have also went to lengths to erase much of Trump’s aggressive foreign policy and war mongering. This is partly because they want to live in a constructed clown world fantasy where Trump is an isolationist who doesn’t care about the middle east, and partly because they want to live in a constructed clown world fantasy where Trump is an isolation- Oh, wait. Never mind, that’s the whole reason, actually. You see Trump supporters share lots of images listing the wars started by previous Presidents, with Trump having started zero, but that was kind of not for a lack of trying. Trump supporters mumble and look at their untied shoelaces when you mention Trump’s disastrous handling of North Korea (or they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time), or Trump’s attempt to coerce a foreign power into colluding against a political opponent (or they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time) or when Trump signed off on more drone strikes than Obama did (or StoneToss makes an idiotic fucking comic that is completely devoid of factual truth, and then they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time). Remember when Obama tried to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to “find” enough ballots to cause an election win in his party’s favor? Haha, me neither. I guess that’s just more of Trump’s 5D Treason, er, I mean, Chess

The comic’s name is a play on “New Normal”, which the state a government/economy/general society ends up in after some form of crisis. Normally, Biden taking over Trump’s disaster of a Presidency would be the end of a crisis, but StoneToss is warping the old saying to imply that we’re not going to a new normal, but renewing the old one (the one where Obama did less drone strikes than Trump, I guess). As always, StoneToss’s dumb joke works against him because in reality, yes, we are renewing normal. We’re going back to the way things used to be, when the President of the United States wasn’t a fucking laughing stock who constantly embarrassed himself and the nation while committing different forms of treason every other month or so. The name my also be a play on “No New Normal”, a vague social movement opposing Covid safety policies and the changing of Presidential administrations. No New Normal is fairly obscure and rather fringe, but it’s also stupid and anti-intelligence, so it would be little surprise if StoneToss were a proponent of it.

At the comic’s heart, though, is your typical limpdicked “blame the new President for shit on his first day, make sure to include all the stuff the outgoing Administration left for him”. While leftists are known to do this same thing, it is overwhelmingly a tactic employed by the Right. Almost as if their primary means of operation, perhaps even their only means of operation, is to knowingly be dishonest.

Comic Name: Acquired Taste
Description: *snifffff*
Mouseover: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*
Image Name: boobs-butt-and-feet-comic.png
Originally Published: 2/5/2019

What The Comic Is: A man wearing a ‘boobs’ shirt is approached by a man wearing an ‘ass’ shirt. Ass man extends a hand to boobs man, who takes it as the two men come to peace with each other. They suddenly turn, angry, as they both look upon a man in a ‘feet’ shirt, who is hideously malformed. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Feet is such a gross preference that it required a comic mocking it.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: It’s too bad StoneToss is a shithead, because for most other artists a comic like this would’ve just been a playful jab at people with foot fetishes. One might even initially believe that’s all this comic is, though you really need to remember that the context of the strip is “StoneToss drew this”, which means it’s rarely as benign as you may originally think.

This is also one of the first StoneToss comics that took off as an actual meme, with people making edits of it to replace ‘boobs’, ‘ass’ and ‘feet’ with different pop culture franchises/whatever else. StoneToss in general seemed poised to take off into very main stream view around the early part of 2019, though it didn’t take very long for most people to learn that he was a bigoted shitwad. Thus, his comics stopped being meme’d and he hasn’t ever gotten into mainstream focus ever again. How sad.

It’s very telling that of all the extreme fetishes or body parts StoneToss could’ve made fun of with the deformed man, he chose one as tame as feet. As if StoneToss couldn’t possibly be anymore of a lame, sex-negative bible-licking beta male, he goes off and whines about foot fetishists. I have to reiterate and drive home that if this comic were drawn by anyone other than StoneToss (or an equally stupid bigot) that this comic would easily pass as playful ribbing, but StoneToss fucking hates women and he really hates sex. That his hatred of the female race and sex would manifest in an intense disdain for anything beyond very vanilla tastes is not at all surprising.

The comic’s name is “acquired taste”, which is of course used in reference to food dishes that might have very strong or unique flavors that take several attempts of partaking upon before one builds up a ‘taste’ for the meal. StoneToss is likely trying to imply something along the lines of “liking boobs and ass is natural, but you have to (((acquire taste))) for sinful, church-unapproved things like feet”. StoneToss literally can’t let other people fucking exist without wondering how he can construe them as being the product of some facet of societal collapse.

Comic Name: Segregation 
Description: White Flight.
Mouseover: Pool’s closed, cracka.
Image Name: one-race-the-human-race-comic.png
Originally Published: 2/17/2019

What The Comic Is: A gay man declares there is one race, the human race. He is booted out of an NAACP room.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Reverse Racism exists.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The NAACP, or The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, is an organization started in 1909 by white liberals in the aftermath of a massive race riot that occurred in the city of Illinois capital of Springfield. The riot was about your typical libtard snowflake crybaby things, like constant racial violence against blacks, lynching, etc. 

The NAACP was started as an organization to help in the elimination of racial segregation and inequality at all levels of society. They have never excluded white people from this mission statement or even their organization. White people can even join the NAACP as a member, and have served in leadership positions for it in the past. The NAACP is not against the notion of “one race”, it’s literally their entire MO

Nothing, to the best of this author’s knowledge, spurred the creation of this comic. No scandal of the NAACP denouncing white people or removing them from any event took place. This is a complete and total fabrication of reality wherein StoneToss is upset that an organization exists for a group of people who faced extrajudicial murders based on their skin color. He’s done this many times before, of course, with errant whining about Affirmative Action, though this comic is especially victim card-y and dishonest. He insinuates the NAACP is somehow racist because it’s a support system for black people, which only goes to prove the old adage of “To the privileged, equality feels like oppression”. When the privileged is also stupid, however, this counts doubly so.

+1 point for the Pools Closed reference, -eleventybilliontrillionmillioninfinitybillion points for being a shit as fuck comic.

StoneToss: Episode 48

Comic Name: Faustian Bargain
Description: Papers, please.
Mouseover: at least their food is spicy, right?
Image Name: legal-immigration-hell-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/22/2019

What The Comic Is: A man stands before the gates of a literal hell-scape. He urges that the entrance to the realm of fire and demons be sealed off, though his friend interrupts that it’s okay as long as the demons come legally.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Legal immigration is just as bad as illegal immigration.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: I love how StoneToss goes through the trouble of metaphorically representing Mexico as literal demon and bat-infested hell, but then feels he isn’t making the obvious comparison quite obvious enough so he directly spells it out with the mouseover, just so all of his very intelligent fans know exactly who he’s talking about. 

We could spend more time talking about how big brain and layered StoneToss is with his direct comparison of Mexico as being actual hell, but let’s talk about the second man in the comic. This is perhaps just my interpretation may or may not be right, but the second man bears a hairstyle that is strikingly similar to how StoneToss draws Donald Trump’s hair. He has never, so far as this author knows, drawn hair quite like that on anyone other than Trump. It seems then, that the comic is complaining about Donald Trump’s immigration stance, which StoneToss seems to have originally hoped was a policy of literally “no immigration at all, no Mexicans allowed”, but is now unhappy to find that Trump was an advocate for some degree of legal immigration. Truly, you can tell that StoneToss is void of all xenophobia with a stance as neutral and fair as “NO IMMIGRATION AT ALL”.

The description is a reference to the occasional legal policy of “stop and frisk”, a form of legislation that gives law enforcement officers the ability to stop and search those they feel are suspicious, at their complete discretion. It’s been expanded into ‘stop and identify’, which in some states has given officers an authority to request to see identification papers, obviously targeted towards illegal immigration. There’s obviously a lot wrong with this, not least of all being that it’s preposterous to demand citizens keep verification of their identity on them at all times. StoneToss seems to be also referencing the indie game “Papers, Please“, a game where you play the part of a border control agent checking the legal documents of citizens in a fictional country reminiscent of Soviet-era Russia. Papers, Please is set in a dystopian fascist regime so it’s unclear* why StoneToss would draw reference to it when talking about his ideal vision of the USA.

A ‘Faustian Bargain’ is a quintessential “deal with the devil”, in which one sacrifices some deep moral fiber of their being in exchange for material possessions like wealth or power. Sort of like if you were to betray your closest friend in order to get a million dollars or something along those lines. What’s the ‘Faustian Bargain’ in this comic? Donald Trump is betraying his moral character by… not totally opposing all immigration? Perhaps he meant to imply that Trump was only trying to curry favor with voters by not being strictly anti-all immigration, thus selling out his morality in exchange for attracting more votes? It’s unclear what StoneToss was trying to imply with the comic title, but do rest assured that whatever it was, it’s fucking stupid.

*spoken in sarcasm

Comic Name: Deal Breaker
Description: More like Fart of the Deal…
Mouseover: Donald (((J))) Trump
Image Name: trump-border-wall-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/31/2019

What The Comic Is: Donald Trump addresses a crowd of people, rescinding his promise to build a border wall. Eventually, he offers natural barriers as a solution to the wall.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump is a Jew and a cuck because he didn’t build a based border wall and stop all Mexicans from entering the USA; also, StoneToss unironically believed Trump was going to actually build the wall.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: It’s hilarious to go back and see how Trump-positive StoneToss was before he started making comics like this. Literally overnight he went from deepthroating Trump to accusing him of being an instrument of the “Jewish world order”. 

One of Donald Trump’s biggest campaign promises in the 2016 election was that a border wall separating the entirety of the border between the USA and Mexico would be constructed, of unspecified height and thickness, and most ridiculous of all was that Mexico would somehow pay for it. You would have to immensely fucking stupid to ever think Trump was going to build a border wall, or that Mexico would actually pay for any of it. I mean, you’d need to be gullible on a level of an actual young child. So of course, StoneToss immediately bought it hook line and sinker. When Trump didn’t give him the thing that any functioning human over the age of maybe 11 or 12 knew was a promise that was totally impossible to ever keep, StoneToss got mad and called him a Jew.


StoneToss: Episode 47

Comic Name: Capitol Gains
Description: How it’s done.
Mouse Over: Never send a trans woman to do a man’s job.
Image Name: washington-dc-capitol-trump-protest-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/7/2021

What The Comic Is: An Antifa pajama man stands in front of Starcucks Coffee, the sign of which is incorrectly centered but StoneToss was too lazy to frame the background better in order to make his stupid joke. The Antifa man proclaims his desire to bring down the establishment, having tossed a small block of uncooked meat into the window of his local Starcucks. Before he can finish his proclamation, two terrorists barrel through him, holding stolen materials taken from the US Government. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Terrorism is BASED.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: January 6th 2021 will forever be marked as one of the most historically significant moments in the USA. Trump-supporters, unhappy with reality, protested in Washington D.C. over Trump’s loss in the 2020 Presidential election. Spurred on by weeks of Trump falsely claiming the election was stolen, a chunk of these protestors decided to become The Greatest Patriots Of All Time And Space ruin their lives and get sent to jail.

On its own, this comic isn’t much past face value. It’s just a stupid comic that Antifa are cucks while the D.C. terrorists “got the job done” and “did it the right way” (whatever the fuck StoneToss thinks that means). However, with this comic, StoneToss is doing two things. First of all, he’s making his stance on the issue clear: MAGA was behind the riot. This is important, as the riot has begun to separate and confuse groups of right wingers, who can’t agree on just who started it or who was behind it. Popular lie-fueled conspiracy theories are that Antifa or Black Lives Matter activists actually organized or crisis-acted the entire thing, or that it wasn’t a ‘”riot” at all, and all that happened was some people broke into and walked around some buildings (this shit-take is especially heinous, given how much video footage evidence of rioting was captured, but whatever, I never said these theories were intelligent or made in anything other than complete bad faith).

Second, StoneToss not only actively supports the riot, but he believes something of significance was achieved by it. I mean, I guess that’s true, if you consider dozens of felony charges and prison sentences to be something fitting the criteria of “significant”. In the comic the two men are carrying a computer labeled “Speaker Pelosi”, obviously meant to be a reference to the computers and computer hard drives that domestic terrorists stole from Government property. The line of thinking behind the theft of the computers is that tons of Socialist Communistic Chinese Child Porn And Plans To Commit 9/11 A Second Time Only Using Unborn Fetuses And Christian Churches Instead Of Towers will be discovered by intelligent, paint-huffing rednecks who know as much about hacking into computers as they do about not beating their girlfriends. 

In reality, all of the stolen hard drives are basically worthless because no classified or important information is actually stored on them. Rather, that information is kept on secured servers. The hope for the to-be incarcerated, then, is that Pelosi pulls a Hillary and keeps random information on her computer. These people are going to be put into prison, lose their jobs and have permanent felonies for the rest of their entire lives just to find out Pelosi installed Microsoft Solitaire on her shitty Government-issued laptop. 

But it’s not what the comic says so much as it is what StoneToss himself says. StoneToss Tweeted constantly as the riots were ongoing, celebrating and cheering the vandalism on. StoneToss is spinning the riots in a way that is different from the popular talking points of “Antifa did it” or “It wasn’t that bad, the media lied”. StoneToss is using the riots as some stupid example of “White/Right Superiority”, depicting Antifa or BLM rioters as disorganized hoodlums who break shop windows, while the D.C. terrorists were ‘getting the job done’, with their Gravy Seals LARP costumes and their random destruction and theft. Because nothing says “getting the job done right” quite like a mob of frenzied cultists beating a member of “The Thin Blue Line” to death with American flags while singing songs about American liberty. 

Comic Name: Echo
Description: Flip floppers.
Mouseover: Do as I say, not as I do.
Image Name: law-and-order-trump-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/12/2021

What The Comic Is: Trump tweets from a phone as he stands before a scene of an Antifa-esque riot. An Antifa pajama man stands before the D.C. terrorist riot. In unison, the pair proclaim “Law and order!”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Antifa is hypocritical because they rioted in the past.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This comic is pretentious. True literary pretentiousness is when you use intentionally complex or verbose words or iconography to relay a message that, when reduced to its basic parts, doesn’t really fucking mean anything. So, what was the purpose of having Trump stand on the side of the Antifa riot and the Antifa guy on the side of the D.C. riot? I have no fucking clue, and it’s likely that neither does StoneToss.

StoneToss, to his credit, generally draws shit pretty straight forward. Even if there’s hidden or double meanings or deeper context, he doesn’t usually make his shit so difficult to understand. He clearly wanted to be very dramatic with this strip, complete with the Antifa guy very dramatically breaking through his panel to point to Trump, even covering up part of Stonetoss’ website signature. While we can’t always divine exactly what StoneToss specifically means when he makes a comic, we can always rest assured it was of little intellectual value or purpose. 

The first strip we covered was posted on the 7th, the very day after the riots. This one was drawn a few days later, on the 12th, and it seems by then that StoneToss decided to backpeddle slightly from his original stance of ‘BASED DC RIOT THIS IS HOW ITS DONE BOYS’. He depicts the D.C. protestors as totally orderly, flying their flags of FREEDOM and BASEDNESS. StoneToss draws the rioters as being behind the proximity fencing, as we can clearly see they’re behind the fences but in front of the Capitol building. Whether StoneToss meant to do this, or he just made a mistake because his sense of strip layout is shit, remains to be debated. 

He’s trying to mock Antifa as being ‘flip floppers’ (an old callback to the 2004 Presidential election, when John Kerry ran against George Bush; Kerry was frequently called a ‘flip flopper’ by his opposition for his alleged changing of stances on different issues). In the case of Antifa, StoneToss claims there’s a great hypocrisy between Antifa and BLM riots versus the “peaceful tour” that took place in D.C.

There might be some small grains of truth to this hot take. Riots after the murder of people like George Floyd unfortunately saw random acts of larceny and vandalism, as will occur in any proper riot. People, no matter the moral strength of their ideology, are susceptible to being reduced to wild and base instincts when whipped into a mob frenzy. This doesn’t make random acts of vandalism okay when committed by BLM or Antifa protestors, and those ideological movements as a whole need to better themselves at individual levels and hold to higher standards when conducting protests. Of course there will always be a level of opportunistic looters, but at least they’re generally separate from the riot itself (as with something like the George Floyd riots) and aren’t the whole reason the riot is happening for in the first place (such as the D.C. terrorism).

More than that, though, is the reason these riots happen. When police continuously murder citizens and get away with it, especially prevalent in their murder of people of color, the public tends to start to get sick of it after awhile. When peaceful means of protest continue to be ignored both by the Government and the corrupt police organizations, what the fuck do you expect to happen? Peasants without bread can do two things: starve or riot, and when given the choice, it’s always going to be the latter. Citizens without liberty tend to be no different. And see, that’s kind of the difference. The terrorists who attacked their own nation’s capitol did so because they wrongly believed the lie that their cult leader lost the election, because they think Democrats are all pedophile-ring running Satanists, they think all Republicans not complacent in Trump’s bid to violate the American constitution and law need to be extra-judicially executed by mob justice.

The people who rioted when George Floyd was murdered were oppressed, unheard and had had enough; the social contract had failed them, and they were left feeling like there was nowhere else for them to go. The terrorists who stormed the Capitol building were a bunch of conspiracy theorists who wanted to actively murder/harm politicians for refusing to take Trump’s side of lawlessness and violate the very Constitution of the country they were elected to serve. Bit of a fucking disconnect, as you can see.

The comic also seems to be reviling Trump as a LoW eNeRgY cUcK because of his broadcasts and Tweets immediately after the riots, where he pleaded for peace and order to the very rioters he had spent weeks riling up with fake accusations of a stolen election. Especially funny was the video message Trump released while the riots were still ongoing, where he very carefully avoided saying anything about the election being stolen, doing a complete 180 on the high energy ranting and lunatic rambling that had directly contributed to a domestic terrorist attack. StoneToss, then, may be whining about Trump telling the D.C. terrorists to obey police, feeling like Trump never did the same thing when Antifa were rioting. And yeah, StoneToss, that’s right. Trump never did that when Antifa rioted. Because when the D.C. terrorists were rampaging around the Capitol, Trump told them he loved them and that their concerns were valid but that they had to remain under control. When Antifa or BLM rioted, Trump threatened them with being shot.

Comic Name: Jinkies
Description: Scooby Dooby Q
Mouseover: Ruh-roh!
Image Name: scooby-doo-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/14/2021

What The Comic Is: The Scooby gang (notably sans Daphne, the conventionally attractive girl of the group; whom, to StoneToss, likely represents the type of woman who he feels is unobtainable to him, and therefore he hates) has a man wearing a Q mask at their mercy. Pulling off his mask, the gang is shocked and alarmed to discover the man is horribly disfigured, with no eyes, nose, ears or mouth. Perhaps they feel suddenly that, despite the masked man’s transgressions, binding someone so disabled to a chair was a poor move on their part.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The Jews were behind QAnon the whole time.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: QAnon is a debunked conspiracy theory started by an anonymous 4Chan user claiming they were a White House employee working under Trump. With their “Q level clearance” (a Department of Energy clearance level that allows the individual access to certain classified and restricted information, much of it not interesting), the user claimed that Trump was working with secret government agencies to expose and defeat a pedophile and Satanic worship ring that existed through the highest levels of the USA leadership. As “QAnon” continued on, adopted by more and more various different individuals of varying levels of fictional writing talent, the conspiracies became more farfetched and unhinged. Alleged by QAnon was that the Russian interference in the 2016 Presidential election was a setup by Trump and the Republicans to secretly recruit Robert Mueller to begin an investigation on Trump that, secretly, was meant to investigate Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton and other similar figures. 

Basically, QAnon is a huge load of shit perpetuated by deranged Trump supporters and/or people who just want to see what kind of dumb shit they can get others to believe. StoneToss has been somewhat quiet on QAnon, never really outwardly expressing any subscription of belief to the theories. It isn’t hard to assume that StoneToss likely either directly, or indirectly, believed that at least most of what QAnon was claiming was probably true (perhaps he stopped believing Trump was sophisticated enough to be the maestro of a top-level deep state investigation built around false positives and long-term double ruses).

StoneToss doesn’t like anyone. He has no friends, only fair weather stooges that he would abandon or turn on at any given moment. StoneToss doesn’t just want to style himself as smart, he wants to be smarter and more based than literally everyone or anyone else. This means he’ll stop at nothing to one-up even his own base, constantly trying to portray himself as ahead of the curve or somehow always a step ahead of anyone else’s theories or rhetoric. For instance, why did it take until now for StoneToss to finally make a comic somehow disavowing the legitimacy of QAnon? Because StoneToss is a fake idiot. He probably believed QAnon with the rest of them, until it turned convenient for him to pretend to have always been more enlightened than that. Otherwise, he would’ve published this same comic years ago. 

Because funny enough, given Q’s consistent failure to predict anything accurate or provide evidence of their claims, a hatred and disdain towards QAnon is now becoming prevalent among those who once fervently subscribed to the conspiracies. It seems as if a rift is being formed, where one faction of right wing nutjobs looks down upon the other faction of right wing nutjobs for their continued belief in QAnon. QAnon is now becoming the ‘cuckpill’ of the right, where only those seen as less intelligent and gullible believe the “Jewish Illuminati propaganda”, because the thought of QAnon just being bullshit from some random guy on the internet is something the bigots can’t handle. This is because it would mean they’d have to accept the fact they believed random lies on the internet instead of a grand Jewish conspiracy to fool the masses.

And for the second comic in a row, StoneToss backpeddles on the “basedness” of the domestic terrorist attack. First they were men getting the job done, then they were peaceful protestors and now QAnon (one of the driving forces behind the terrorist attack) is a puppet of (((The Letter J))). So does StoneToss now claim to admit that the terrorists acted according to the direction of Jews? Wouldn’t that mean that Jews are responsible for ‘getting the job done’ in the Capitol? Are the Jews trying to hurt themselves, or are Jews not connected to the Democrats and Mike Pence? StoneToss has no answers to any of these questions, he just hates Jews and this comic presented a childish and shallow way for him to paint them as villains.

Oh StoneToss, how lonely and miserable you are. Someone should really tell you that fucking yourself doesn’t mean you’ve lost your virginity, though.

StoneToss: Episode 46

Comic Name: The Forbidden Arts
Description: The comic’s description is a somewhat lengthy racist poem written by H.P. Lovecraft; I won’t include it for length purposes, because I’m the only one who gets to write too many words on this blog. Like poem, if you are interested, can be found by Googling “Lovecraft n word poem”. Have fun!
Mouseover: smug_toss.jpeg
Image Name: problematic-artists-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/15/2019

What The Comic Is: A man shows his friend the funny comics he found, which we can see are StoneToss comics. His friend, obviously a gay caricature, shoots back that the comics were made by a bigot. The man looks at his friend, who is revealed to be a fan of Disney, Lovecraft and Mad Max.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: His comics are any good.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, big, big lulz at StoneToss literally calling himself a bigot in his own comic and then doubling down on it by comparing himself directly with people like Mel Gibson or H.P. Lovecraft. 

Second of all, yes it’s true that people like Lovecraft and Mel Gibson were/are bigoted people (Lovecraft, of the two, was especially virulent in his bigotry). Walt Disney was infamously accused of being anti-Semitic, though such claims have been highly refuted through the years, but it’s really beside the point. Let’s humor the comic and say Walt Disney was bigoted, just like Mel Gibson and Lovecraft. People enjoy Mad Max and Cthulhu despite the bigotry of the author. You’re well within your right to dislike a work because the author is bigoted. Likewise, you are well within your right to enjoy a work because you separate the art from the author. As in to say, it’s okay to enjoy Cthulhu and even appreciate Lovecraft’s imagination even if you disavow his bigotry.

StoneToss is not comparable to Lovecraft or Mel Gibson, because Cthulhu and Mad Max are actually good, which makes them redeemable when compared to their bigoted author/actor. StoneToss’s comic is bad. But it goes further than that. Mad Max and Cthulhu are not overtly/solely attempts to create bigoted propaganda about homosexuals, blacks, Jews, trans people, etc. In fact, they really have relatively no bigotry in them at all (perhaps some offensive depictions of black people in Lovecraft’s work), which makes them easy to enjoy despite who created them.

StoneToss on the other hand is literally just a bigot comic. Sure, StoneToss makes the rare comic about a My Little Pony toy in a cum jar, and you know what? Those comics are funny, sure. The problem with StoneToss is that something like 95% of the shit he draws is just stuff about how Jews are bad and homosexuals ruin America. So, ya know, not really comparable to the fucking Mad Max films. People don’t hate StoneToss’s comic because StoneToss is a bigot, they hate his comic because his comic is fucking bigoted. Safe to say that Cthulhu would not be an acceptable and loved cultural icon if his stories involved him whispering dark secrets about how homosexuals are the product of childhood molestation. 

StoneToss truly is a sad sack of shit. “Waaa waaaa why dont ppl like me and my bad comic when they like disney :(((“

Comic Name: Court Adjourned 
Description: An embedded YouTube video of Monstercat’s Crab Rave video.
Image Name: ruth-bader-ginsburg-crab-meme-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/17/2019

What The Comic Is: A crab holds back his fellow crustaceans, urging them to “wait for it…”, it is revealed they are amassing before Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg, who sweats nervously at the crabs.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Ruth Bader Ginsburg died in 2019 and her death was covered up in an attempt to hide her passing.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Ruth Bader Ginsburg was one of the most prolific and celebrated people in recent American history with a long and storied career who personally helped in the shaping of the United States of America and the world beyond. StoneToss is a giant fucking pussy loser who won’t even tell people what his real name is or reveal his face or voice because he knows it’ll result in being IRL doxxed and losing his job. You can spot a slight disparity between the two.

In early 2019, RBG was quietly hospitalized following a medical episode. She was absent from public eyes for several weeks, during which time people like StoneToss rejoiced in the possibility of her death. This went on to spawn full blown conspiracy theories that RBG was in fact dead and that her death was being covered up in an attempt to prevent Trump from appointing a conservative judge to the Supreme Court in her place. She later made a recovery and continued her service until her eventual real death in September of 2020, when Republicans (in a blatant and knowing show of hypocrisy) fast tracked the instillation of a conservative Supreme Court judge in RBG’s place; this is despite the fact that they fought and railed hard against Obama’s ability to appoint a Supreme Court judge in 2016 even though Obama had nearly a full year of his term left when the spot became vacant as opposed to Trump, who had barely a month when RBG passed. 

It’s unfortunate that RBG couldn’t hang on just a couple weeks more, but that’s all there is to reality. That RBG was out changing the world while StoneToss makes a shitty webcomic about RBG being eaten by crabs says a lot about both of them.

After publishing this comic, StoneToss would go on to circulate and propagate theories that RBG was actually dead and her death was being covered up. Naturally, he was wrong. What a fucking idiot!

StoneToss: Episode 45

 Comic Name: Branded
Description: Hey, at least their wifi is free.
Mouseover: ant-iPhone
Image Name: class-traitor-uncle-tom-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/8/2019

What The Comic Is: A black man strolls down the street wearing a MAGA hat. A member of Antifa, looking at his iPhone and drinking Starbucks, strolls up the street. The two meet with a surprised glance. The Antifa guy points a finger at the black guy, calling him an “Uncle Tom”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Antifa dislike black people who support Trump.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss is trying to illustrate a world where a black man is unable to support Trump without being insulted for it, or having his legitimacy as a person questioned. An ‘Uncle Tom’ is an insult leveled towards black men who are considered to be servile or overly submissive towards white people. Uncle Tom is derived from the novel of the same name, wherein a saintly and moralistic black slave named Tom forms an uncle-like relationship with a young girl whose father owns slaves. Her father also buys Tom. Tom is depicted as very subservient in his role as a slave, despite the novel’s overarching abolitionist message. 

Obviously calling a black man who supports Trump an ‘Uncle Tom’ would be to delegitimize his agency as a practitioner of politics, suggesting he only supports Trump because he’s subservient in his unbalanced relationship with white people. We can call this fair enough, and perhaps all agree that labeling people for their political affiliation is inherently a negative thing (if not always inaccurate, at least). Let’s instead focus on StoneToss’s inability to never, ever not be petty about dumb shit. You want to make a comic about a black guy being called an Uncle Tom because he wears a MAGA hat? Okay, sure, whatever. Could’ve left it at that and it would’ve been a harmless comic. I mean, it still would’ve been fucking dumb, but harmless enough. This isn’t good enough, though, and StoneToss has to whine about Starbucks and iPhones again for some reason. 

The black guy is sporting a MAGA hat, but the Antifa guy has an iPhone and Starbucks. The name of the comic, “Branded”, therefore has a double meaning. That the two men display their own ‘brands’, the black guy is wears “MAGA brand”, while the Antifa guy ‘wears’ Starbucks and iPhone brands. The black man, however, is branded as an Uncle Tom for his choice in political affiliation.

What, exactly, does this mean? Who the fuck knows for sure. StoneToss seems to be likening an iPhone and Starbucks as a leftist’s version of the MAGA hat, but what point he makes with this observation appears to be either known only to StoneToss himself, or is entirely nonexistent. StoneToss once again calls people bugs for buying iPhones, just in case his constant childishness and failure to make intelligent arguments wasn’t clear enough for everyone. 

Comic Name: First They Came for the Fascists
Description: First they came for the fascists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a fascist…
Mouseover: In war, if you let your front line collapse, then YOU get to be the front line. 
Image Name: bash-the-fash-antifa-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/10/2019

What The Comic Is: An Antifa pajama man wielding a baseball bat proclaims the motto of ‘bash the fash’. A man, overseeing the proclamation, muses that it’s a good thing he is not a fascist. He is then struck in the head by a baseball bat.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Recognizing fascism is a slippery slope and eventually people who aren’t fascist will be labeled as being so and will be attacked/killed/harmed in some way.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Look, I’ll be the first to agree that there’s such a thing as overzealously tossing around accusations of fascism. It’s seemingly a human nature to jump to conclusions. However, this comic (in a similar manner to the one above) goes extra miles to be especially stupid. First of all, the comic’s title is a reference to the poem ‘First they came…‘, written by German pastor Martin Niemöller. Following the end of World War 2, Martin wrote the poem as a confessional concerning the German intellectual and religious leadership and their failure to oppose the rise of Nazism (Martin himself included in the poem). StoneToss has latched onto this poem before, as he likes to literally 180 its context and apply it to bigots like himself. A popular abridgement of the poem is as follows;

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

It’s basically as poem about the mistake of viewing man as individual and, if nothing else, makes a selfish argument for defending your fellow people. Those victimized by the Nazis did nothing as others were victimized before them, for they themselves were not yet victims. It’s a cautionary tale in standing aside as others, who may not yet be you, are harmed. Of course it’s thoroughly and completely anti-Nazi, but that doesn’t stop StoneToss from being a stupid asshole and twisting it to defend neo-Nazis!

The comic’s description does two things. It uses Martin’s poem as a device to frame Antifa as being the real Nazis, and StoneToss uses it to claim that he is not fascist. Ergo, he’s painting the targets of Antifa (who are fascist) as not being fascist (himself included), while also trying to lump everyone else in with him and his fellow fascists. It’s basically him saying “Hey everyone, look how crazy Antifa is! They think we’re all fascists, can you believe that?!”. The mouse over text reaffirms this. StoneToss is calling the targets of Antifa (i.e., fascist political figures and individuals) as being the “front line” against the tyranny of Antifa, that everyone else needs to stand by in order to avoid becoming victims of Antifa themselves. 

The thing that StoneToss fails to understand is that he and Martin Niemöller are not kindred birds of a feather and that Martin’s poem is in no way relatable or applicable to StoneToss and his beliefs. In fact, it is fully the other way around. Martin’s poem was not written for people like StoneToss, it was written against them. StoneToss’s co-opting of the poem does not legitimize his status as a victim, it only makes him look like a dickhead.

StoneToss: Episode 44

Comic Name: The Two Percent
Description: Such long euphemisms…
Mouseover: “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”
Image Name: anti-semitic-leftist-comic1.png
Originally Published: 1/3/2019

What The Comic Is: A gay man wearing a globalism t-shirt pronounces his hated for the top 1% of the American wealthy, describing them as controlling the media to push agendas onto the working class people. A man stops the rant, worriedly asking the gay man to stop being anti-Semitic.  

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That socialists/the left/etc are stupid for getting mad at conservatives when, in reality, it’s (((THE JEWZ))) who control the world with their Illuminati media monopoly. Further, however, is that leftists are in fact unwittingly indoctrinated towards homosexuality and globalism because of (((THE JEWZ))) and also, that leftists are the real anti-Semites.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Once again StoneToss exercises an uncanny ability to say several stupid things in only a few words. By this time in his comic StoneToss was earning a pretty hardcore (and well deserved) reputation for being anti-Semitic dumbfuck, and so it seems he started firing off his brain on all two and a half cylinders to construct a logic that would prove once and for all that it was actually everyone else that was ignorant and bigoted. Obviously the comic hinges on trying to construe leftists as being brainwashed by (((the guys in funny hats))), and then tries to be very BASED and RED PEE’D by flipping the script on common leftist rhetoric, insinuating that leftists actually hate Jews, or at least they would hate Jews, if Jews didn’t control the media and brainwash them into hating the wrong people. 

As always we can tell the man is a homosexual because of his hair, and his t-shirt is a poorly drawn Globalist symbol (along with a white and black person shaking hands, because apparently blacks and whites being friends is also the result of Jewish Illuminati because yeah whatever why not, that makes fucking sense). StoneToss has already suggested that homosexuality is caused by people being molested as children, so then which is it, exactly? Is it molestation or Jews that cause homosexuality? Does StoneToss seriously think that it’s both? Can it be either/or, or does it need to be both? Like, does a man turn homosexual if he’s molested as a kid but doesn’t watch the Jew News? I can’t help myself but to wonder, it’s like StoneToss is constructing an entire lore canon of stupid ideas. Kind of like a Silmarillion of sorts, only written by a fucking idiot.

The comic’s description is probably a joke about Jews having long noses as well as how a bunch of negative euphemisms describe Jews (according to StoneToss). What “The Two Percent” refers to the percentage of the population in the USA that is/identifies as ethnically Jewish, meaning that StoneToss is trying to make a point that Leftists hate the 1% for being such a tiny but influential part of the overall culture, when Jews are only 2% of the population but CoNtRoL aLl Of AmErIcA. The difference being that the 1% hoards wealth and doesn’t pay its fair share of taxes and the 2% eat Chinese food on Christmas. You can see, then, why comparing the two is fucking idiotic.

The mouse over text is a quote often misattributed to various historical figures (most usually Voltaire, a French writer and philosopher who is known for his very progressive thinking). In reality the quote was penned by Kevin Strom, a holocaust denier and raging anti-Semite/convicted pedophile. The original quote, “To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?” comes from Strom’s 1993 shitty anti-Jew essay ‘All America Must Know The Terror That Is Upon Us’. The quote obviously tries to suggest that Jews can not be criticized because they control society (either directly or through wHiTe GuIlT). Obviously you’re allowed to criticize Jews, however, so the quote is not only nonsensical but also fucking wrong. It’s just a melodramatic and pretentious form of whining about not being able to be openly racist and bigoted. Kind of like what StoneToss does with his comic!

Leave it to StoneToss to rally behind the incorrectly written quote of a convicted pedophile, though. I guess.

Comic Name: Telemedicine
Description: Bedside manners.
Mouseover: Hope your insurance will cover that.
Image Name: selfie-nurse-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/31/2020

What The Comic Is: A man lies in a hospital bed, looking weak. He asks his nurse how bad his condition is. The nurse responds that she’s already drafting her Tweet as she snaps a selfie with her phone.

 What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Doctors and nurses, the frontline fighters against Covid19, are using the disaster for their own online clout.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Fuck you, StoneToss. 

So it took awhile, but StoneToss is finally slowly shifting into themes of anti-vaxxer and anti-medicine (he made an anti-vaxxer comic before this one, which this blog will cover eventually). The man in the hospital bed is obviously meant to be dying from Covid19, and StoneToss is implying the nurse is using his condition, and the entire pandemic, to score points on social media. This is such a strange and petty thing for StoneToss to take aim at, but we’ve thoroughly established that StoneToss is a deranged and unintelligent person who blindly follows whatever he’s told. It was really only a matter of time before he started becoming anti-vaxx (or at least finally espousing anti-vaxx sentiment that he always harbored), especially given his stance on Covid19 as a whole.

This comic may also have been partly inspired by the story of EMT worker Lauren Kwei, who feared for her job in December 2020 when the New York Post (to the rest of the media’s, as well as everyone else’s, disapproval) ran a story on her OnlyFans operation. If there’s one thing StoneToss hates more than a woman, it’s a woman who makes more money than him. StoneToss, as of this post’s writing, hasn’t made too many comics about Covid19, but it seems safe to assume he believes the virus is a hoax on some level. Perhaps not outright a hoax, but that it’s exaggerated to a point where nurses are using it to chase e-clout. 

I mean, I don’t even understand what prompted him to make this shitty comic. Is he really so moved by nurses and doctors posting about the conditions they and their patients are enduring that he has to try mocking them for it? What an absolute fucking idiot, lol.

StoneToss: Episode 43

Comic Name: Season of Giving
Description: Merry Christmas to everyone except communists.
Mouseover: Of course, communists aren’t too fond of Christmas because you need to be employed to appreciate a day off. 
Image Name: christmas-communism-comic.png
Date Published: 12/20/2018

What The Comic Is: A man remarks that communism isn’t so bad, noting that even Santa Claus is communist. The man, with his friend, look on as a child sits on Santa’s lap, receiving a wooden train. The fourth panel reveals a glimpse into Santa’s workshop, where terrified elves dressed in rags toil under the whip of a hooded taskmaster, creating toys.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: People only like communism because they’re only seeing the “get free stuff” part of it and aren’t seeing the “slave labor” that creates their free things.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This was the first of two separate Christmas comics StoneToss would create for the 2018 holiday season. While the second one proved to be so stupid and basic it wasn’t worth talking about on this blog (you aren’t missing anything, it’s just a stupid comic about crimes committed by black people), this one caught my interest. I’ve seen people seemingly misunderstand what the comic is saying, which made it all the more important for me to pick it apart here.

Anyways, StoneToss is trying to strawman and reduce communism (and by extension, anyone who supports communism) as equaling “people get free stuff thanks to slave labor”. StoneToss seems to be confusing communism for some sort of pure socialism or government handouts, while also trying to suggest that these handouts are coming at the expense of some bottom-rung caste of workers. In reality, it’s the privileged rich who are regulated (so they can’t use their wealth and power to assume total control over impoverished workers, as was the norm in the early half of the 1900’s USA) and large-scale government financial plans that create the welfare distributed to those who need it. Funny enough, there is no slave caste in the USA who are being whipped around clock to produce welfare money for the working class, so whatever StoneToss is trying to convey with this stupid comic is lost the second it’s subjected to the real world.

It’s possible, theoretically speaking, that StoneToss meant to mock people who are pro-communism because they believe it means they get free stuff; so it isn’t StoneToss who is mixing up what communism is, but rather it is the people who believe it to mean they’ll get stuff for free. This would be giving StoneToss a lot of credit, however. It’s much more likely he’s just a fucking idiot with a poor grasp of communism, subscribing blindly to anti-socialist rhetoric that is commonly found deeply rooted in the USA.

In the comic’s mouse over text StoneToss tries to suggest communists aren’t employed, despite communist nations historically having very low unemployment rates. This seems to suggest that StoneToss is complaining about people who are merely pro-communist, which he strawmans as being unemployed. The joke doesn’t work either way, though, because even someone who isn’t employed would be fond of Christmas despite not having a day off of work, as the Christmas holiday normally means a lot more to people than just ‘a day off of work’. So StoneToss constructed a joke that isn’t clearly aimed at anyone and doesn’t even make sense either way. It would’ve made more sense for StoneToss to make a joke about the USSR banning Christmas, but that requires StoneToss to know literally anything about history/governments/economy/reality.

Comic Name: Working Clash
Description: Hello, comrade.
Mouseover: Quick, name something communists hate more than work. Protip: you can’t.
Image Name: communism-working-class-comic.png
Date Published: 12/27/2018

What The Comic Is: A man in a hammer and sickle t-shirt declares his support for the working class. An oil-drenched rig worker, complete with buck teeth, crucifix necklace and deer-in-the-back-the-truck-that-has-a-confederate-flag-on-it, extends his hand in gratitude of the communist man’s support. The communist man glares at the worker’s outheld hand with pompous disgust.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The ‘working class’ are confederate flag flying hicks and ‘the communists’ hate them for being workers/dirty/poor/whatever.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Yes, StoneToss, I’m sure his religion and the fact that he works a dirty job and hunts deer and drives a truck is what makes people not want to shake his hand, and not the fact he has a confederate flag flying from his vehicle lol. You know, StoneToss, if you’re trying to construct a fake safe space reality where the people you don’t like are assholes, then you can’t really ruin it by making the worker guy fly a confederate flag. So StoneToss, once again, is the person who ruins his own comic. 

But let’s look past that. StoneToss is still on some little ‘communism bad, they don’t have jobs’ tantrum that we can assume was planted in his head at the time by someone else. StoneToss is nothing if not a brainless sheep whose ideas are all direct derivatives of whatever or whoever he’s subscribed to at the moment, after all. Again, StoneToss depicts communists as hating work or not having jobs, although communism has always been competitive in unemployment rates with capitalist rivals. So therefore it stands to reason that StoneToss must be talking about pro-communist people living in the USA, who he is strawmanning as being unemployed. It’s one thing to joke that the people who you don’t like are all jobless losers, I guess, but StoneToss takes it further by suggesting that not only are they not employed, but they actively hate and have disdain for those who do have jobs. 

StoneToss depicts those who “have jobs” as being someone that flies a confederate flag (apparently StoneToss is unaware of the millions and millions of people who have jobs and who don’t fly confederate flags, I dunno). This is so StoneToss can point to the real world (a place he prefers to spend as little time as possible in) and equate liberals and people who aren’t total shit as being job-hating communists when they disparage those who fly confederate flags. Obviously that’s the takeaway, after all. It isn’t because the confederate flag is a tacky emblem of a bygone era in American history when rich slave owners convinced uneducated peons to fight a war against ‘northern aggression’; it’s just because everyone who works a job is a redneck with a confederate flag and everyone who doesn’t work is a communist who hates the former for working. Duh! Don’t you get it? Communists just hate jobs and the entirety of the working class is contained to stereotypical bumpkins and no one else. 

Nah, I’m only kidding. StoneToss is a fucking idiot.

StoneToss: Episode 42

Comic Name: I Doodoo
Description: Fun fact: 28% of gay men have had over 1,000 sexual partners.(links to a bigoted Christian website; further evidence of StoneToss being a closet Bible freak)
Mouseover: “mono”gamy
Image Name: gay-marriage-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/13/2018

What The Comic Is: A man and a woman pronounce their wedding “I Do” in unison. In the next panel, two men pronounce their wedding “I Do” in unison, along with several other men in the gay wedding audience. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Gay men are all sluts who fuck everyone, straight people are monogamous (unless it’s a woman, then they’re all whores unless they marry a man and don’t have pre-existing sexual partners). 

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss can’t seem to make up his mind as to whether or not gay people are miserable, lonely cretins to society who can never fit in or if they’re packing down orgies every weekend. But don’t be too harsh on him, we all know he doesn’t actually think about anything he believes in.
StoneToss isn’t saying that the men at the wedding are all going to have a gay wedding orgy, this is him trying to suggest that pre-existing sexual partners somehow ‘stay’ with you forever and somehow ruin or devalue your eventual marriage. He’s talked about this with women before (and we’ll cover future comics concerning that here eventually), but the fact he’s making this comic about gay men specifically and that he links a “study” conducted by Exodus Global Alliance, a Christian-based gay conversion/therapy organization, lend a massive amount of credence that StoneToss is a religious nutcase. He does well to never seem overly religious, perhaps knowing the internet (even his very pre-dominantly Christian fan base) would look less favorably on him if he were too forward about how his religion influences his beliefs. 

It seems that around this time of the year, back in 2018, that StoneToss, in his personal life, might have went down a gay conversion therapy rabbit hole. It’s very likely he picked up his bizarre belief in ‘good Christian relationships’ being put under attack (as seen in this issue) from places like Exodus Global Alliance and whatever shitpit church he attends IRL. He was already homophobic, but late 2018 seemed to mark a paradigm shift towards StoneToss exploring homosexuality deeper (would it be gay if he felched the bull’s cum??, StoneToss ponders). Specifically what StoneToss believes ’causes’ someone to turn into a homosexual and, apparently, a belief in conversion therapy.

StoneToss clearly holds marriage in a very high and sacred regard, which isn’t out of character for a bigoted conservative-type like StoneToss. It’s amusing to think that the ‘redpilled based free thinker’ that StoneToss and his fans eagerly believe him to be is, in reality, just a braindead sheep believing whatever his bigoted church leadership instills in him. StoneToss is therefore the literal polar opposite of someone who thinks for themselves; but was that ever really a question, given the absolute intellectual flaccidity of his shitty fucking comics?

The comic’s name is a stupid reference to gay anal sex and poop, a joke StoneToss will mindlessly retread many times in the future, as if this were the start of him realizing that butts have poop in them; which, given his sheltered life and submission to religion, might not be far from the truth.

Also, can we just take a second to appreciate the fucking ridiculous statistic that “28% of gay men have had over 1,000 sexual partners”? No wonder StoneToss hates gay people so much, he thinks they fuck all of the time while he fucks none of the time!

Comic Name: Any Way You Slice It
Description: In other news, American Circumcision, a documentary from a fellow traveler of ours has just released on Netflix! Check it out.
Mouseover: …just a flesh wound
Image Name: circumcision-is-amputation-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/18/2018

What The Comic Is: A man chats with another man, musing that women prefer men who are circumcised. A girl walks by, chatting on the phone, mentioning that she thinks shorter guys are kind of cute. The man, after pausing for a moment, begins to saw his own leg off.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Circumcision is like cutting your leg off to appease )))the femoidz))(

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: You know, there’s a lot I hate about StoneToss. We have a funny relationship like that. I hate him; he’s too busy not getting any pussy and hating everyone else to notice I exist. It’s a little dynamic we have, haha. The thing I hate about him the most, though, if I had to choose, would be his talent to turn a funny comic into a shit one. What I mean by that is that this comic is a genuinely funny base for a joke; a guy who goes too far to tailor himself to what a girl finds attractive. However, StoneToss is a bigoted dumbfuck and therefore that bigoted dumbfuckery coats this comic like a sort of chocolate coating (but it’s not chocolate, it’s SHIT!!11).

We can probably all agree that circumcising babies is bad, so like usual we’ll ignore that part of the comic. The problem with the comic is that it’s comparing circumcision with cutting your legs off, and not in a self-aware way. StoneToss isn’t saying “look, circumcising is as dumb as cutting a limb off!”, he’s saying that guys are such simps that they’ll do whatever women want, even if that means circumcising themselves or using it as an excuse to justify circumcision. In that way, it’s a comic about how women ruin society by making men do self-harmful things, ergo, women are bad. Yes, this is the fruit of StoneToss’ considerable talent: to take a comic about circumcising and turn it into a ‘woman bad’ comic. 

It didn’t have to be a bad comic. But StoneToss is nothing if not an over-achiever, I suppose. Well, an over-achiever at being an idiot, that is.

StoneToss: Episode 41

Comic Name: Stumbling Blocks
Description: Polygonads.
Mouseover: Don’t get bent out of shape.
Image Name: lgbtp-blocks-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/4/2018

Author’s Note: When I originally wrote this post, I believed panels four and five to depict some kind of fetish or kink play (sex toys, BDSM, etc). However, as some sexy readers pointed out, it’s much more likely that StoneToss was depicting sexual reassignment surgeries. Interracial sex is depicted in panel six, though given the image name of the comic, it is also meant to depict pedophilia (the small block being a child). So StoneToss not only depicts white adult men and women getting fucked by big black dicks, but also white children. Drawing pedophilia to own the libs, I guess. Obviously this makes the comic just another boring, stupid ‘slippery slope’ argument; that homosexuality leads to transgenderism that leads to pedophilia.

What The Comic Is: A blue cylinder and a pink peg hole block rub against each other in love. They then witness two cylinders touching tips, two peg holes inserting their corners into one another’s holes, a green block clamped and ready to be drilled, a purple block taped up and tortured, another cylinder and peg hole block (of DIFFERENT COLORS OMG11) rubbing each other. The other blocks approach the cylinder and peg hole ominously as they embrace in fear.  

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That a vanilla, non-interracial man-woman relationship is under attack.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This literally might be the dumbest fucking comic StoneToss has ever drawn. I just want to say it again: This literally might be the dumbest fucking comic StoneToss has ever drawn. I mean, I guess I can give the guy credit for some smart thinking; his fans will better understand his comic if he uses children’s building blocks- a medium they can actually grasp. 

So we see the ‘straight white couple’ blocks and how they’re shocked and offended by the mere existence of other blocks. The second and third panels are obviously gay/lesbian blocks, the fourth panel is a block using a toy (like a vibrator or whatever), the fifth panel is some kind of BDSM torture (possibly also meant to be ‘genital mutilation’ that StoneToss means to represent trans people) and the sixth panel is an inter-racial relationship, which StoneToss is very familiar with because his search history is full of BBC porn.

The inter-racial blocks are the funniest, because StoneToss places them after the extreme torture BDSM block, as if to suggest that a black guy fucking a white girl is more shocking and crazy that being tied up and having pieces of your body sawed off (I like, too, that he didn’t make any of the other blocks the color of skin but wanted to make sure we interpreted the black and white blocks as inter-racial, so he made them black/white). Also, in this universe, it seems the peg hole blocks are the women, and the hole in them is their vagina, but the peg hole block in panel five has its hole taped over, as if it were a mouth (like a mouth taped shut). Does this mean the peg hole blocks use their holes both as a vagina and a mouth? Or does the block have its vagina taped over? Hey, don’t look at me for asking these questions. This was StoneToss’s shitty universe that he didn’t stay consistent with.

Anyways, the worst thing about the comic is the last panel. The entire time the blue and pink block are being shocked by all the other blocks, as all the other blocks just do their own thing and enjoy themselves, doing absolutely nothing to intrude on or bother anyone else. It’s the blue and pink blocks that give any amount of shit about everyone else, actively traveling out to seek what they are offended by. But suddenly, in the final panel, it’s all the other blocks that are suddenly coming to “get” the blue and pink block. It shouldn’t need to be said, but relationships where a cis-gendered white man and a cis-gendered white woman are together are literally not under attack or scrutiny by fucking anyone. Where StoneToss even gets this bizarre and outlandish notion is indicative of just what a pathetic weakling with a grade-A victim-complex he is. I guess when he runs out of tangible issues to misconstrue and whine about, he will literally just make one up

StoneToss can maybe be forgiven for not understanding relationships. After all, he’s never been in one. I guess this is just his feeble attempt from the outside looking in to make a statement on an issue that, even more than usual for his comics, literally doesn’t fucking exist.

The best thing about this shitty comic is that, as mentioned before, the only people who really give a fuck who you’re in a relationship with are not the gays/lesbians/guro-enthusiasts, but rather it’s always without fail, time and time again, conservative straight people. Or at least closet-gays who hate themselves. I don’t seem to recall any “straight conversion camps” where poor straight boys and girls are shipped off to so their gay masters can “gayify them” and force them to watch videos (graciously provided to the camp via StoneToss’ personal subscription). Gay conversion camps, however, are totally a thing that exists. How StoneToss can construe a reality where it’s the straight white people who are under attack is absolutely fucking pathetic. It’s not even stupid in a fun way like he usually tends to be, this comic is just dogshit stupid. This is complete and utter clown world shit that StoneToss seriously thinks is real.

I found it particularly amusing to read the comic’s comments on StoneToss’s website. His comics have a few ‘super fans’ who can be found commenting on every upload, and they were arguing in the comments about whether or not the inter-racial panel was supposed to be a big dick black man fucking a white girl; they were desperately asserting that it was pedophilia (because of the size difference between the blocks- StoneToss meant it to be BBC, they want to believe the white block is meant to be a kid), because they can’t handle StoneToss depicting a black guy with a big dick. Their based lord and savior StoneToss keeps depicting black guys with huge dicks and they can’t stand it, lmfao. 

I wonder how many times StoneToss cracked and jerked off to BBC porn while he doodled the panel, unintentionally arousing himself by drawing children’s blocks.

Comic Name: The Purple HRT
Description: A war of attrition. 
Mouseover: Friendly fire is half the battle.
Image Name: transgender-in-military-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/6/2018

What The Comic Is: A soldier bursts through his commander’s door, crying out that their transgender battalion needs reinforcements. The commander, in disbelief, states that the enemy hasn’t even been engaged yet. The soldier, a bead of sweat running down his head, mumbles that the battalion has already suffered 40% causalities. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: 40% of trans people commit suicide because they hate being trans. 

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This comic was published in December 2018. A few months earlier that year, the infamous “40% study” was published. Unlike anything StoneToss publishes, this study was actually based in research and facts. It involved the interactions with transmen and transwomen who were interviewed and asked questions about their lives. 40% of the subjects professed to attempting suicide at least once. After this study was published a litany of transphobic memes were spawned, depicting 40% of the trans population as being suicide victims. While this comic in specific doesn’t directly say 40% of trans people kill themselves (it just uses the word ‘causality’, which doesn’t specifically mean dead/killed), StoneToss constantly uses the words dead/killed/suicide when describing 40% of trans people. Whether he genuinely doesn’t know the study did not say “40% commit suicide” (not unlikely, given his penchant for never reading his own sources) or he’s just being intentionally offensive remains up for debate.

It’s important to clarify that the study concerned only transgender youth and not adults. Though all ages of transgender people face higher suicide attempts/successes than other demographics of the same age, it’s important to examine why they attempt suicide as often as they do. Shitbrains like StoneToss would paint it as obvious: they hate themselves or are otherwise mentally ill (which they think explains why trans people are trans in the first place). However, from this very study it was examined that the overwhelmingly primary reason that trans teens attempt suicide is due to lack of support, or outright hatred and abuse, suffered from their family for identifying as trans in the first place. Actually reading studies takes time and effort that StoneToss doesn’t like to exert, especially because it directly conflicts with his bigotry. However, misconstruing a brief synopsis of the study is much more agreeable to the toss of stone.

The comic’s name is a play on the purple heart, a military medal awarded to those who suffer an injury from an enemy combatant and receive medical attention from a medical officer. ‘HRT’ is obviously Hormone Replacement Therapy. It’s possible that StoneToss is trying to make a joke that the ‘purple HRT’ is what a trans person gets when wounded by the enemy (themselves), but it’s much more likely that StoneToss wasn’t clever enough to intentionally make such a layered joke. This is the first of many StoneToss comics that will use the “40%” joke.

StoneToss: Episode 40 (Special Edition 2)

Comic Name: Violation 
Description: Rev up those helicopters.
Mouseover: It’s not blood “libel” if it’s true.
Image Name: jews-violate-the-nap-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/13/2018

What The Comic Is: A man in a snake shirt mentions that being Jewish isn’t in violation of napping. Another man opens a scroll, revealing a passage of Jewish law concerning circumcision. The man in the snake shirt seems to encounter some struggle in reading the words, perhaps (or perhaps not) unrelated to the fact he’s wearing a snake shirt.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Libertarians shouldn’t defend Jews because Jews practice circumcision.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: So the N.A.P. is the Non-aggression principle, a philosophy of thinking that views any ‘aggression’ against others (this aggression meaning different things, not limited to just physical aggression) as inherently wrong. This seems fine at face value, but we’ll talk more about NAP soon. Anyways, NAP is considered a strong foundational building block of Libertarianism, and this comic seems to suggest that StoneToss professes as adhering to its philosophy (StoneToss being a self-described Libertarian, so this makes sense). When the man in the Gadsden flag shirt (a Libertarian) defends Judaism as not being a violation of NAP, the second man produces a scroll describing Jewish circumcision. 

What StoneToss is saying is that because Jews have a religious culture that calls for the circumcision of men, that Judaism inherently violates NAP. Alright, fair enough. I think everyone can agree that the circumcision of babies is a wildly outdated practice and there’s absolutely no relevant arguments for it, even when we enter the grounds of religious tradition territory. However, StoneToss doesn’t just criticize Jewish circumcision; frankly it’d be totally fine if that’s all he did. He extends this criticism to include that simply “being Jewish” is a violation of NAP, and that his fellow Libertarians need to be ‘woked’ to the fact that Jews are inherently a danger to the Libertarian way of thinking/living.

NAP is a line of thinking that is adopted and understood in different ways by more than just Libertarians. Even within Libertarianism the precise definition of NAP is debated over in longwinded, pretentious arguments that are based in contrived “what if?” scenarios to support absolute statements on what aggression is. For instance, NAP could be used to argue either for or against abortion. Is abortion an aggression against the unborn child? Then it’s a violation of NAP. Is making abortion an illegal act an aggression against the mother? Then it’s a violation of NAP.  You now might see where the arguments among NAP-adherents come from. But for the purpose of a lot of Libertarians, NAP is basically just a word salad they barely understand outside of using it to justify their own bigotry. Like StoneToss!

Libertarianism in general, with its philosophy of “liberty of the individual = liberty for all” is a natural magnet for those who want an easy greenlight to exercise discrimination. When a baker denies baking a cake because it will be used in a gay wedding, for instance. Never mind that discriminating against a minority that is still fighting for the basic right of being able to marry their chosen significant other is soundly considerable as an aggression under NAP; it’s only an aggression when it’s against the most historically oppressed people in the USA: straight white men! Like StoneToss!

Okay , NAP time is over. What does all of that mean for the rest of the comic? It means StoneToss’ comic is shit.

Comic Name: Target Acquired
Description: RIP Tay.
Mouseover: Skynet when?
Image Name: right-wing-ai-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/15/2018

What The Comic Is: A scientist rejoices to his peer that they’ve finally created an AI that can interpret art. They decide to test the AI on a few Facebook meme pages. After waiting for a moment, they wonder if their AI is working. The AI, obviously turning hostile, ‘locks on’ to the two scientists, who are visibly brown and/or Jewish.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Stupid Facebook memes are turning the damn AI redpilled.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss references Tay, or Tay AI. Tay AI was an AI programmed by Microsoft and billed as the first “fully AI social media user”. Tay AI was rather advanced, although,  like the archaic SantaBots and BonziBuddies of AI past, it still operated on a simple ‘learning by being talked to’ fundamental. Of course, this meant that if you were to, say, spam the AI with racist memes and language that the AI would then ‘learn’ to start parroting what it was being spammed with. Anyways, 16 hours after launching Tay AI, Microsoft pulled the plug on the whole deal because, ya know, it was spammed by trolls who wanted to turn the AI racist. Hilarious? Yes, very much so. Relevant to any greater subject matter? Not so much.

StoneToss is trying to assert that a majority of any given memes are going to be racist, as if that is some reflection of how the majority of society really feels. Notice the careful use of language, such as “some random Facebook meme pages”, instead of “some racist meme pages”. If this were anyone but StoneToss we could easily take the joke as being that Facebook is filled with overt racists, but since it’s StoneToss we can easily take the joke as being an unhinged glimpse into the mind of a depressed, self-loathing little man who holds out with wishful thinking that the “silent majority” is just as awful as he is. In other words, StoneToss thinks Tay AI turned racist because it got redpilled by TRUE AND HONEST memes and not because it was deliberately and overwhelmingly targeted by trolls with the sole intention of ruining Microsoft’s plan.

Comic Name: For Whom the Bell Curve Tolls
Description: Hmm, nobody seeks to remedy asian [sic] under-representation in the NBA.
Mouseover: Strange how every race has a different average height, color, and hair type, but EXACTLY the same level of intelligence…
Image Name: bell-curve-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/20/2018

What The Comic Is: A man asks his friend what he’s reading. The friend explains he’s examining a bell curve distribution separated on race. The man, shocked, begins to ask why his friend would read something so racist, but stops short once he notices the paper is examining height.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That because physical difference exist between races, therefore mental ones do as well.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: We’ve been here before. Like, StoneToss is no stranger to making multiple comics about the same thing, but we’ve literally been to this exact fucking comic before. The first time StoneToss did it, it was with dogs. It’s just another stupid comic about how people from different most-recent geological backgrounds share broad physical differences, so StoneToss believes this correlates to them obviously also having differences in intelligence. This is despite no science backing up a notion of intelligence differences between races of people. So StoneToss doesn’t base this stance in any actual logic, it’s just what he desperately wants to believe. It’s mere coincidence that StoneToss considers the race he identifies with, white, as being the most intelligent; while considering the race he dislikes, black, as being less intelligent. Clearly he has no bias in believing his genetic superiority. After all, his website’s About page says he isn’t racist!!!

Comic Name: Pimpin’ Ain’t 1040EZ
Description: #ThotAudit
Mouseover: Now that’s a pimp hand you don’t wanna catch.
Image Name: thot-audit-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/27/2018

What The Comic Is: A woman with Shrek tits throws her fit to the air, proclaiming that sex work is real work. A man in a bathrobe and hat appears behind her, his golden chain reading ‘IRS’, as he threatens that the woman had better have his money.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That sex work is to be mocked and that “Thot Audit” was a real thing.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss consumes porn. We all know he does. We all know he looks at real people porn, and probably looks at real women. This doesn’t stop him from mocking, deriding and generally disrespecting the very same people and their work that he benefits from. This is your standard, vanilla misogyny. In this comic, he tries to mock women for daring to believe their work is in any way legitimate by suggesting that all women are prostitutes with a pimp (the ‘pimp’ in this case being the IRS). Women empower themselves by working for themselves through OnlyFans or Patreon, and StoneToss really doesn’t like this. At least, he feels, if there’s a man behind the scenes then women don’t have too much agency. Ignore the fact that if the IRS is indeed the ‘pimp’ of sex workers, then that by effect means everyone who pays taxes is a prostitute paying their pimp. Excellent logic from StoneToss, as always.

But let’s talk about the “Thot Audit”. Thot Audit was a social movement/meme that… didn’t exist. Because it was a joke. The whole time it was just a joke. Thot Audit began as a Tweet claiming that sex workers on OnlyFans/the internet were being exposed to the IRS for not reporting income, and were being ruined in audits. First of all, none of these women were identifiable via their fucking Twitter handles or porn names. In reality, calling up the IRS and trying to explain to them that “poopeaterkitten4u” wasn’t reporting the 300,000 dollars she makes by eating her own shit on webcam doesn’t result in IRS agents triangulating her location and shooting tactical ballistic missiles at her house. Second, pretty much every sex worker is reporting their earnings because most of their earnings were coming in over platforms like OnlyFans or PayPal that the IRS easily monitors, so they were paying their taxes anyways.

Anyone with two braincells to rub together knew Thot Audit was a joke. This, of course, meant a considerable amount of people were too dim to realize Thot Audit didn’t fucking exist. StoneToss is proudly among that group, flying a flag of ignorant stupidity as he gleefully exults in the financial ruining of women that doesn’t fucking exist. Thot Audit popped up quickly, treaded water for awhile as social media news sources wrote boring fluff pieces and stoked its fire, and then eventually went quietly into the void of forgotten memes once nothing came of it because it never gained any traction because it was never real.

How to trigger a StoneToss: remind him that beautiful younger and older women are using their bodies and personalities to earn an income that is greater than anything StoneToss could ever make doing the same thing. And they’re paying taxes. And they won’t date him. And they fuck other men. And they’re mostly liberal. And they don’t have pimps.

Comic Name: Holding the Bag
Description: Strange Accounting
Mouseover: Let’s not forget to factor in a century or so of Welfare too.
Image Name: reparations-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/29/2018

What The Comic Is: A black man holds open a bag towards a white man, asking for reparations for slavery. The white man asks if he gets any deductions for abolishing slavery. The black man shoots back that he can’t take credit for what his ancestors did.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That reparation repayment means that black people go up to white people with burlap sacks and demand money.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Reparations are a tough and sensitive subject, but it’s not as convoluted as most people believe. Really, the generally accepted idea is that reparations come from a rough estimate of the amount of free labor slaves gave their owners during American slavery (the costs the slave owners incurred to purchase/enslave their slaves are not factored into this). Essentially, the figure for what should be paid in reparations comes from the amount of hours slaves worked for their slave owners, so think of it as a sort of back payment for labor that the workers were never paid for. It’s also proposed that additional ‘suffrage’ payment be factored into the total, so basically bonus money added on to pay for the suffering the slaves endured. 

Who is supposed to pay this money? White people, of course. All white people. Nah, only kidding. That would actually be stupid. Instead, it’s suggested that the states, governments and enduring families that owe their wealth in part to slavery, who benefited from/condoned/protected/owned slaves, pay reparations. So no, no cartoony black dude walking around with a money bag to collect payments. No, slave states aren’t exempt from reparations “because white people ended slavery”. Families that owe their inherited fortunes to slave labor aren’t exempt from reparations “because white people ended slavery”. It’s really quite simple and not at all some strange ‘reverse racism’ against white people.

StoneToss tries to assert that welfare is ‘good enough’ for reparations. Welfare, a system that benefited all disadvantaged people and often was more difficult for black people to get compared to white people, is not reparations. Welfare is a system in place to help the poor and underprivileged in society. You know, like the black communities that wallowed for centuries in America due to institutionalized discrimination? Funny how financial aid given to help a minority people who’ve been systematically suppressed since their arrival in the USA isn’t equivalent to or able to be granted in place of actual slavery reparations. Funny indeed.

That wraps up issue 40’s special edition. Thanks for reading, and remember: StoneToss is an idiot.