StoneToss: Episode 44

Comic Name: The Two Percent
Description: Such long euphemisms…
Mouseover: “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”
Image Name: anti-semitic-leftist-comic1.png
Originally Published: 1/3/2019

What The Comic Is: A gay man wearing a globalism t-shirt pronounces his hated for the top 1% of the American wealthy, describing them as controlling the media to push agendas onto the working class people. A man stops the rant, worriedly asking the gay man to stop being anti-Semitic.  

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That socialists/the left/etc are stupid for getting mad at conservatives when, in reality, it’s (((THE JEWZ))) who control the world with their Illuminati media monopoly. Further, however, is that leftists are in fact unwittingly indoctrinated towards homosexuality and globalism because of (((THE JEWZ))) and also, that leftists are the real anti-Semites.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Once again StoneToss exercises an uncanny ability to say several stupid things in only a few words. By this time in his comic StoneToss was earning a pretty hardcore (and well deserved) reputation for being anti-Semitic dumbfuck, and so it seems he started firing off his brain on all two and a half cylinders to construct a logic that would prove once and for all that it was actually everyone else that was ignorant and bigoted. Obviously the comic hinges on trying to construe leftists as being brainwashed by (((the guys in funny hats))), and then tries to be very BASED and RED PEE’D by flipping the script on common leftist rhetoric, insinuating that leftists actually hate Jews, or at least they would hate Jews, if Jews didn’t control the media and brainwash them into hating the wrong people. 

As always we can tell the man is a homosexual because of his hair, and his t-shirt is a poorly drawn Globalist symbol (along with a white and black person shaking hands, because apparently blacks and whites being friends is also the result of Jewish Illuminati because yeah whatever why not, that makes fucking sense). StoneToss has already suggested that homosexuality is caused by people being molested as children, so then which is it, exactly? Is it molestation or Jews that cause homosexuality? Does StoneToss seriously think that it’s both? Can it be either/or, or does it need to be both? Like, does a man turn homosexual if he’s molested as a kid but doesn’t watch the Jew News? I can’t help myself but to wonder, it’s like StoneToss is constructing an entire lore canon of stupid ideas. Kind of like a Silmarillion of sorts, only written by a fucking idiot.

The comic’s description is probably a joke about Jews having long noses as well as how a bunch of negative euphemisms describe Jews (according to StoneToss). What “The Two Percent” refers to the percentage of the population in the USA that is/identifies as ethnically Jewish, meaning that StoneToss is trying to make a point that Leftists hate the 1% for being such a tiny but influential part of the overall culture, when Jews are only 2% of the population but CoNtRoL aLl Of AmErIcA. The difference being that the 1% hoards wealth and doesn’t pay its fair share of taxes and the 2% eat Chinese food on Christmas. You can see, then, why comparing the two is fucking idiotic.

The mouse over text is a quote often misattributed to various historical figures (most usually Voltaire, a French writer and philosopher who is known for his very progressive thinking). In reality the quote was penned by Kevin Strom, a holocaust denier and raging anti-Semite/convicted pedophile. The original quote, “To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?” comes from Strom’s 1993 shitty anti-Jew essay ‘All America Must Know The Terror That Is Upon Us’. The quote obviously tries to suggest that Jews can not be criticized because they control society (either directly or through wHiTe GuIlT). Obviously you’re allowed to criticize Jews, however, so the quote is not only nonsensical but also fucking wrong. It’s just a melodramatic and pretentious form of whining about not being able to be openly racist and bigoted. Kind of like what StoneToss does with his comic!

Leave it to StoneToss to rally behind the incorrectly written quote of a convicted pedophile, though. I guess.

Comic Name: Telemedicine
Description: Bedside manners.
Mouseover: Hope your insurance will cover that.
Image Name: selfie-nurse-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/31/2020

What The Comic Is: A man lies in a hospital bed, looking weak. He asks his nurse how bad his condition is. The nurse responds that she’s already drafting her Tweet as she snaps a selfie with her phone.

 What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Doctors and nurses, the frontline fighters against Covid19, are using the disaster for their own online clout.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Fuck you, StoneToss. 

So it took awhile, but StoneToss is finally slowly shifting into themes of anti-vaxxer and anti-medicine (he made an anti-vaxxer comic before this one, which this blog will cover eventually). The man in the hospital bed is obviously meant to be dying from Covid19, and StoneToss is implying the nurse is using his condition, and the entire pandemic, to score points on social media. This is such a strange and petty thing for StoneToss to take aim at, but we’ve thoroughly established that StoneToss is a deranged and unintelligent person who blindly follows whatever he’s told. It was really only a matter of time before he started becoming anti-vaxx (or at least finally espousing anti-vaxx sentiment that he always harbored), especially given his stance on Covid19 as a whole.

This comic may also have been partly inspired by the story of EMT worker Lauren Kwei, who feared for her job in December 2020 when the New York Post (to the rest of the media’s, as well as everyone else’s, disapproval) ran a story on her OnlyFans operation. If there’s one thing StoneToss hates more than a woman, it’s a woman who makes more money than him. StoneToss, as of this post’s writing, hasn’t made too many comics about Covid19, but it seems safe to assume he believes the virus is a hoax on some level. Perhaps not outright a hoax, but that it’s exaggerated to a point where nurses are using it to chase e-clout. 

I mean, I don’t even understand what prompted him to make this shitty comic. Is he really so moved by nurses and doctors posting about the conditions they and their patients are enduring that he has to try mocking them for it? What an absolute fucking idiot, lol.

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