StoneToss: Episode 49

Comic Name: Renew Normal 
Description: Still waiting on that hope and change…
Mouseover: The king is dead. Long live the king.
Image Name: biden-president-normal-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/21/2021

What The Comic Is: President Joe Biden swears in on a bible. A woman in the crowd comments that the country is finally returning to normalcy. Drone strikes are shown destroying buildings and killing people in the next panel.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump never drone striked anyone.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, it’s worth noting that as of this comic’s publishing, Biden was President for literally less than 24 fucking hours. This is the common rhetoric concerning incoming presidents; harshly judging them immediately for things happening in their presidency, especially when those things were caused by the outgoing administration. As people on the Right tend to be especially dishonest and subversive, it is commonly seen most extremely by Rightists. It was very, very obviously going to happen with Biden and already Trumpists have been condemning Biden for daily Covid deaths (partly out of a sense of “I’m totally being ironic!” irony and partly because they are legitimately trying to shift blame to Biden).

Trump supporters have also went to lengths to erase much of Trump’s aggressive foreign policy and war mongering. This is partly because they want to live in a constructed clown world fantasy where Trump is an isolationist who doesn’t care about the middle east, and partly because they want to live in a constructed clown world fantasy where Trump is an isolation- Oh, wait. Never mind, that’s the whole reason, actually. You see Trump supporters share lots of images listing the wars started by previous Presidents, with Trump having started zero, but that was kind of not for a lack of trying. Trump supporters mumble and look at their untied shoelaces when you mention Trump’s disastrous handling of North Korea (or they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time), or Trump’s attempt to coerce a foreign power into colluding against a political opponent (or they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time) or when Trump signed off on more drone strikes than Obama did (or StoneToss makes an idiotic fucking comic that is completely devoid of factual truth, and then they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time). Remember when Obama tried to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to “find” enough ballots to cause an election win in his party’s favor? Haha, me neither. I guess that’s just more of Trump’s 5D Treason, er, I mean, Chess

The comic’s name is a play on “New Normal”, which the state a government/economy/general society ends up in after some form of crisis. Normally, Biden taking over Trump’s disaster of a Presidency would be the end of a crisis, but StoneToss is warping the old saying to imply that we’re not going to a new normal, but renewing the old one (the one where Obama did less drone strikes than Trump, I guess). As always, StoneToss’s dumb joke works against him because in reality, yes, we are renewing normal. We’re going back to the way things used to be, when the President of the United States wasn’t a fucking laughing stock who constantly embarrassed himself and the nation while committing different forms of treason every other month or so. The name my also be a play on “No New Normal”, a vague social movement opposing Covid safety policies and the changing of Presidential administrations. No New Normal is fairly obscure and rather fringe, but it’s also stupid and anti-intelligence, so it would be little surprise if StoneToss were a proponent of it.

At the comic’s heart, though, is your typical limpdicked “blame the new President for shit on his first day, make sure to include all the stuff the outgoing Administration left for him”. While leftists are known to do this same thing, it is overwhelmingly a tactic employed by the Right. Almost as if their primary means of operation, perhaps even their only means of operation, is to knowingly be dishonest.

Comic Name: Acquired Taste
Description: *snifffff*
Mouseover: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*
Image Name: boobs-butt-and-feet-comic.png
Originally Published: 2/5/2019

What The Comic Is: A man wearing a ‘boobs’ shirt is approached by a man wearing an ‘ass’ shirt. Ass man extends a hand to boobs man, who takes it as the two men come to peace with each other. They suddenly turn, angry, as they both look upon a man in a ‘feet’ shirt, who is hideously malformed. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Feet is such a gross preference that it required a comic mocking it.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: It’s too bad StoneToss is a shithead, because for most other artists a comic like this would’ve just been a playful jab at people with foot fetishes. One might even initially believe that’s all this comic is, though you really need to remember that the context of the strip is “StoneToss drew this”, which means it’s rarely as benign as you may originally think.

This is also one of the first StoneToss comics that took off as an actual meme, with people making edits of it to replace ‘boobs’, ‘ass’ and ‘feet’ with different pop culture franchises/whatever else. StoneToss in general seemed poised to take off into very main stream view around the early part of 2019, though it didn’t take very long for most people to learn that he was a bigoted shitwad. Thus, his comics stopped being meme’d and he hasn’t ever gotten into mainstream focus ever again. How sad.

It’s very telling that of all the extreme fetishes or body parts StoneToss could’ve made fun of with the deformed man, he chose one as tame as feet. As if StoneToss couldn’t possibly be anymore of a lame, sex-negative bible-licking beta male, he goes off and whines about foot fetishists. I have to reiterate and drive home that if this comic were drawn by anyone other than StoneToss (or an equally stupid bigot) that this comic would easily pass as playful ribbing, but StoneToss fucking hates women and he really hates sex. That his hatred of the female race and sex would manifest in an intense disdain for anything beyond very vanilla tastes is not at all surprising.

The comic’s name is “acquired taste”, which is of course used in reference to food dishes that might have very strong or unique flavors that take several attempts of partaking upon before one builds up a ‘taste’ for the meal. StoneToss is likely trying to imply something along the lines of “liking boobs and ass is natural, but you have to (((acquire taste))) for sinful, church-unapproved things like feet”. StoneToss literally can’t let other people fucking exist without wondering how he can construe them as being the product of some facet of societal collapse.

Comic Name: Segregation 
Description: White Flight.
Mouseover: Pool’s closed, cracka.
Image Name: one-race-the-human-race-comic.png
Originally Published: 2/17/2019

What The Comic Is: A gay man declares there is one race, the human race. He is booted out of an NAACP room.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Reverse Racism exists.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The NAACP, or The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, is an organization started in 1909 by white liberals in the aftermath of a massive race riot that occurred in the city of Illinois capital of Springfield. The riot was about your typical libtard snowflake crybaby things, like constant racial violence against blacks, lynching, etc. 

The NAACP was started as an organization to help in the elimination of racial segregation and inequality at all levels of society. They have never excluded white people from this mission statement or even their organization. White people can even join the NAACP as a member, and have served in leadership positions for it in the past. The NAACP is not against the notion of “one race”, it’s literally their entire MO

Nothing, to the best of this author’s knowledge, spurred the creation of this comic. No scandal of the NAACP denouncing white people or removing them from any event took place. This is a complete and total fabrication of reality wherein StoneToss is upset that an organization exists for a group of people who faced extrajudicial murders based on their skin color. He’s done this many times before, of course, with errant whining about Affirmative Action, though this comic is especially victim card-y and dishonest. He insinuates the NAACP is somehow racist because it’s a support system for black people, which only goes to prove the old adage of “To the privileged, equality feels like oppression”. When the privileged is also stupid, however, this counts doubly so.

+1 point for the Pools Closed reference, -eleventybilliontrillionmillioninfinitybillion points for being a shit as fuck comic.

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