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Comic Name: Out In The Open Description: Happy Pride Month! (this links to a paper written by raging homophobe Paul Cameron ((and his raging homophobe son)) concerning a supposed link between homosexual parents and rates of parent-on-child molestation) Mouseover: Hey, they’re not hurting anybody… Image Name: pride-parade-candy-van-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: To the immediate right of the back tire, a smudge/rust spot. Originally Published: 6/3/2021
What The Comic Is: A pride parade marches down the street, a stereotypical “pedovan” in tow, with ‘FREE CANDY’ painted on its side.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Pedophilia is now openly associated with LGBTQ, the slippery slope of gay > trans > pedophile has been completed.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss is no stranger to pushing the belief that eventually, gay and trans acceptance will lead to the acceptance of pedophilia. Never mind the ever present and ever consistent disavowal within the gay community of pedophilia. Pedophilic people may be constantly trying to worm their way beside the LGBTQ crowd, but they are also constantly being rebuffed and told that their attractions are not acceptable and will never be legitimized. But yeah let’s ignore all of this, obviously we’re one tiny inch away from Minor Attracted Person flags being waved through the air while pedophiles march down the street.
We can talk long and hard (lol) about people with pedophilic urges and how they should be able to seek and receive aid for it without overwhelming social stigma, but at the same time the position from everyone is clear: pedophilia will simply never be tolerated as an acceptable orientation. Pedophilia is like the one thing that literally everyone will agree on regardless of political allegiance or motive, because no one wants to ever be seen as “the congress member/mayor/governor/whatever who voted against the ‘stop the online pedos’ bill” or whatever. This is why the whole “GAY IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE” bullshit has always been weak and has always been kept to the sidelines, employed only by the most mask-off and stupidest of bigots who don’t have careers worth not ruining.
But let’s address the real gooey-wooey insides of what StoneToss is using this comic to say. An important element of any homophobe’s argument against homosexuality is to contest the benignity of gay people. It’s always something like “put 100 straight people on an island and you make more straight people, put 100 gay people on an island and they all die out“. These types of sentiments make no sense in reality or nature, as 100 straight people will inevitably start to result in the birth of gay people, and so the sentiment leans on an important distinction: that gay people have to somehow be “created” out of straight people. Usually, for StoneToss especially, this means the accusation that homosexuals are ‘created’ when they are abused as children. Of course the issue with this thinking is that if it takes a gay pedophile to abuse a kid in order to ‘turn the kid gay’, then where did the “original” gay people come from? It’s like a chicken or the egg question, only bigoted and stupid. Who abused the first kid to turn that kid gay? For StoneToss the answer is either to ignore the paradox entirely or perhaps his belief lays in some biblical context such as Satan or Jews or whatever other bullshit he relies on to justify his bigotry.
The obvious answer to any homophobia is that gay people aren’t harming anyone with their lifestyle. It does not need to be hidden, much less made forbidden; the mere fact that homosexuality would have to be “justified” at all is ridiculous. So StoneToss’ whole bigoted little pet theory gives him the perfect argument: Gay people do harm people, because they abuse kids because they are pedophiles!! holy shit wtf omg111!!; allowing him to completely ignore any evidence or thinking contrary to his childish hatred.
As for his ‘source’ in the description, it is a 7 page paper written by Paul Cameron, a staunchly homophobic bigot who lost his membership to the American Psychological Association for failure to cooperate in an investigation that was being conducted against himself and his conduct within the association. It’s not a long or interesting read, but you can find a free version of his shitty paper here, thanks to Sci-Hub (StoneToss links to a version of the article that is locked behind a 45 dollar pay wall, which means it’s unlikely the dumbfuck even read the paper himself). We can discuss the lengthy and convoluted invalidities of Cameron’s research, but why do that when just examining the man himself outs him for the anti-reality dipshit he is? Cameron has went on record explaining that homosexual sex is “more pleasurable” than heterosexual sex, and therefore if left unchecked, then homosexual sex will “overtake” heterosexual sex. Yes, this is the man StoneToss holds up as a shining example of “based redpill science”.
So when we get to the nitty-gritty-shitty-titty of it, we come to the real conclusion: StoneToss and Paul Cameron are just butthurt idiots who are jealous of gay people. They’re jealous of the support and ‘pride’ gay people have earned through hundreds of years of fighting for legitimacy, despite the fact this “pride” never should have needed to be earned to begin with. They’re jealous of the sexual liberation and comfort many open gay people enjoy. They’re just two childish assholes, looking desperately for any crumb of data that may validate their bigoted beliefs, terrified to the core of ever having to reflect on themselves and realize what a complete fucking waste of time and energy their, ultimately very useless, lives have been.
Haha, what a couple of cunts.
Comic Name: But Who’s Counting? Description: The left only has one rebuttal. Mouseover: It’s MA’AM! Image Name: only-one-joke-comic.png Originally Published: 1/21/2021
What The Comic Is: A man jokes with this friend that he identifies as an attack helicopter. A bigoted caricature of a trans woman remarks that Right-wingers only have one joke. What follows is a series of panels where the two men make different bigoted jokes (first about genders, then women in the kitchen, then uncles molesting family members, then trans suicide) while the trans woman counts each number of joke, until finally the last two panels (left half cut-off in an attempt to create a comedic effect) shows the men holding up a mirror to the trans woman, the latter of whom responds with a deadpan “Six Jokes”.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Bigoted Rightists have more than one joke.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Wow congratulations StoneToss, you have five whole jokes. Fucking based, dude. It’s interesting, you know? I’ve read a lot about how the human brain is very good at finding patterns in things, and I’m having a total self-aware moment right now because now my brain is totally finding a pattern: StoneToss has five jokes, and ‘five’ is five more times than StoneToss has ever gotten laid by a woman! Funny how numbers at patterns work, innit?
Bigots are often accused of having only a “single joke”, and while this might be a slight hyperbole, it’s amusing to watch StoneToss haphazardly try to refute it. First of all, “two genders” and “attack helicopter” are both part of the same joke, so out of the five ‘different’ jokes StoneToss offers, two of them are the same. This translates to a solid 40% of the Right’s jokes as being the same. As for the rest? Yeah, they’re just bigoted jokes, with “41%” and “your uncle hurt you” both more or less also being apart of the same joke. Hilarious. The Right isn’t funny, can’t make memes, never has an original fucking thought and only has a very very small pool of material from which they draw their abortions of humor from, BUT AT LEAST IT’S MORE THAN ONE LOLOLOLOLOL111111 Amirite? Long Cat is Long, lulz.
This comic is the equivalent of someone accusing StoneToss of only eating shit, so he looks up from the toilet, quickly wipes the brown goo from his lips and begins to smugly explain he drinks piss, slurps cum and chews scabs, too. Cool, StoneToss! You’re an idiot and your idiocy extends to more than just a single, read: numerically one (1), thing! You’re truly a winner.
You think the Left only has ‘one rebuttal’, StoneToss? Then here’s an idea: Say something that can’t be rebutted with a single response, fuckbrain.
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Comic Name: Powder Keg Description: Disclaimer: The above cartoon is intended to be enjoyed as a work of comedy and political expression and does NOT represent incitement to, or endorsement of, any form of violence or insurrectionary activity either in real life or in Minecraft. Mouseover: Funny how no one says that to the Taliban. Image Name: second-amendment-john-f-kennedy-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Second panel, a glare in the corner of the windshield frame. Originally Published: 6/24/2021
What The Comic Is: A gay caricature offers a smug rhetorical to a Gadsden flag-shirt wearing gun owner, asking him what his second amendment could do against the government’s jet planes and nukes. The second panel shows United States President JFK as he rides in the back of the car he was assassinated in.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Presidents have been assassinated before, therefore gun owners can fight the military.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: God damn it. You know, I try not to make posts covering the most recent StoneToss comic because I’m trying to work my way through a massive backlog of old shit, but the guy just can’t not say something egregiously stupid and force my hand. So here we are.
StoneToss is a big proponent of the second amendment, or the “right to bear arms” and has made roughly a dozen or so comics before where he plays into this fantasy of gun owners standing up to tyrannical governments (be them the British during the revolutionary war or some strawman version of the modern day). Second amendments adherents will argue that we need high powered automatic weapons “incase the government goes rogue”, as this is (depending on who you ask) part of the reason the second amendment was drafted in the first place: to allow citizens to arm themselves for protection against what included their own government. The common argument against this (as seen in the comic) is that the the USA’s military has equipment and power far eclipsing any guns civilians have access to. StoneToss has grappled with this argument before, always doing incredibly poorly at it, and this time is no different.
StoneToss tries to zero in on a presidential assassination, in this case JFK, though really any assassination would’ve worked (and by ‘worked’ I mean ‘failed’). As you might have already learned, John F. Kennedy was the 35th President of the United States and served from January 1961 until November 1963, when he died at the hand (or, well, the bullet) of sharpshooter Lee Harvey Oswald. And it’s true, sure. Oswald was just a guy who went into a building and shot the President of the United States. But what does this have to do with the argument that gun owners could battle against the US Government? Absolutely fucking nothing.
JFK was the last US President to ever be assassinated, and it was through a pure lapse of logistics (or perhaps more to do with the fact it was assumed no one would be stupid enough to actually shoot the President, or maybe you subscribe to the conspiracy theory that it was all an inside job by the CIA). Oswald did not battle against the might of the US military to reach Kennedy, like some kind of end-stage boss battle in a fucking FPS game. These days the security of the President is taken so seriously that most people with plans to harm the political leader don’t make it within ten miles of the el presidente’s location before being picked up and arrested. And even if you did manage to kill the President, what exactly does this prove? That guns can kill someone if you shoot them? Wow, what a brilliant conclusion. I guess without the President, the US military’s nukes and jet planes suddenly stop working, like some kind of domino effect when you take out the head vampire. Somehow I think there’s a slight difference between shooting at an unarmored, unprotected man in a car who doesn’t know you’re there and shooting at a heavily armored military vehicle equipped with top of the line anti-life technology that is being piloted by a group of fully trained soldiers who already know your exact location thanks to heat mapping done by drones that are so high in the sky you can’t even see them. I mean, this is just a hypothetical anyways because if this scenario were real, you wouldn’t even see the armored vehicle full of soldiers driving towards you because you’d have already been terraformed by the tactical bombing.
But alright, alright. We don’t need to go into a big imaginary scenario where the US military attacks its own citizens. We’ve been down that road before and frankly the answer is always: There is no previous comparison (the revolutionary war, JFK assassination) that stacks up anywhere close to today’s power disparity that exists between the US military and anyone/everyone else. If we imagine a world where the entirety of the US military suddenly turns on the population, we’re fucked. No local LARPer militia or “I watch lots of military training videos on YouTube” heroes are going to stop them. the argument “but what about the Middle East!” is often employed when trying to find examples of an ‘undergeared’ militia fending off the US military, even StoneToss calls upon it by mentioning the Taliban. Well, let’s talk about that for a minute. What kind of weapons does the Taliban have? Military weapons. Where did they get them? From the US military, either directly or indirectly (many weapons and equipment were taken after government militaries abandoned them, this is due in large part to Middle Eastern militaries and their incredibly poor leadership, as they promote based entirely on loyalty rather than any other qualification). So by bringing up the Taliban, StoneToss is arguing that the US military’s equipment can be defeated, but only by a force that is using the US military’s equipment. Fucking genius. This is ignoring the sheer logistical issues the US faces when doing war in the Middle East, and that they would not be facing any of these massive problems if invading their own soil, making their war machine dozens of times more efficient and severely hampering the ability to “hide in the hills” ala Middle Eastern terrorist cells.
“OH YA THE ARMY HAS NUKE??? K WELL WHAT BOUT…. UHHH…. WHAT BOUT…. WHAT BOUT BRITISH ARMY IN THE 1700’S?”
“Did the British army in the 1700’s have nuclear weapons?”
<StoneToss offers no reply or acknowledgement, he is too busy making a comic about molesting kids>
Comic Name: Suffrage the Consequences Description: I’m pretty sure they were pro gay marriage too. Mouseover: It’s what they would’ve wanted. Image Name: 2nd-amendment-founding-fathers-comic.png Originally Published: 1/8/2020
What The Comic Is: A gay caricature smugly comments that the founding fathers would not have wanted citizens owning assault rifles. The second panel flashes back to the founding fathers, with one of them commenting that they sure hope black homosexual women will be able to vote.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The constitution doesn’t say anything about restricting the right to bear arms, therefore it is just as relevant today as it was back then because the founding fathers wanted everything a certain way and weren’t thinking about black lesbians.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Holy fuck this comic is so amazingly fucking stupid. It’s a shoo-in for one of StoneToss’ stupidest comics of all time. StoneToss often fails to create a valid (or anything resembling a halfway intelligent) argument or observation with his comics. He normally has to lean into nonexistent strawmen or just rely on pure mask-off bigotry in order to reach any kind of point. But this is one of those StoneToss comics where the dumbfuck actually defeats himself with his own argument. You could very easily slightly edit the text in the first panel to say “The founding fathers wanted everyone to be able to own guns for all time!” and then leave the second panel as it is, and you’d have a perfect argument against gun ownership. The crux of StoneToss’ argument is that the founding fathers weren’t thinking, or caring, about things like black homosexual women being able to vote or about guns in the future being immeasurably more powerful than they were in the 1800’s. And yeah, they basically weren’t, which is why things in the USA have changed despite not being covered specifically in the original documents that founded the country.
Guess who didn’t have many rights 200 years ago? Black people, women and homosexuals. Guess who has broken barriers and fought for their right to be treated with equality and equity? Black people, women and homosexuals. Almost as if the words of the Constitution are not infallible laws meant to be eternally adhered to and our society is, in fact, capable of changing and realizing the ideals and things thought to be important in the 1700’s are not necessarily the same today. And StoneToss makes this argument for us with the second panel of the comic. What a stupid motherfucker.
Yeah, it doesn’t matter what the founding fathers were thinking about when they drafted the constitution. It was hundreds of fucking years ago. Of course they didn’t think of black lesbians being able to vote, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen anyway once society evolved and changed. If black lesbians can vote, then what’s to say the second amendment can’t be re-interpreted or changed? StoneToss certainly doesn’t make a case for it.
So thank you, StoneToss, though you’re an idiot and didn’t realize what you were doing, for agreeing with the rest of us that, yes, the founding fathers did not have the insight necessary to forge lasting fundamentals that would reach into the year 2000 and beyond. I know you were trying so, so hard to be smug and smart with your little comic, but hey. Better to be accidentally woke than unironically bigoted, I guess?
Comic Name: Game Over Description: Spooky. Mouseover: It’s literally a game about the haunted souls of abused children. Image Name: five-nights-at-freddys-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Third panel, the computer mouse. Originally Published: 6/17/2021
What The Comic Is: A gay man enjoys his experience playing the game Five Nights at Freddy’s. His friend (also a gay man) approaches him and explains that the creator of the game is a republican, to which the first gay man reacts with panic and shock, flinching away from the game he was just previously enjoying.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: People hate Scott Cawthon because he’s a Republican.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: I had a feeling StoneToss was going comment on this. I was expecting StoneToss to take the direction of “people who support Trump and Mitch McConnel end up getting death threats from the (((violent left)))”. This would have inherently been stupid and bigoted due to the virtue it would be StoneToss (as a self-imposed rule, StoneToss can not make commentary on anything without trying to somehow make it bigoted), but it at least would have made a better point.
So, if you’re not in the know, Five Nights at Freddy’s is a once-time super popular series of horror-survival video games developed by a single guy named Scott Cawthon. Five Nights was your classic Cinderella story of an indie dev who made a radical change in his life (Cawthon had a typical job and prior to developing Five Nights at Freddy’s he tried his hand in several failed video games that were heavily Christian/Bible-centric) that paid off big time, and for a good four or five years it made constant waves with its near yearly-releases. After around 2016-2017ish the games sort of fell out of the spotlight (the debacle that was 2016’s “Five Nights at Freddy’s World” RPG spin-off, a game that was so unpolished and rushed that Cawthon removed it from Steam and offered to refunded every purchase, didn’t help).
In the early half of June 2021 it was revealed that Cawthon had donated to Republicans that included Mitch McConnel and Donald Trump. Considering Republicans and their incredibly long history of being anti-LGBTQ, especially figureheads such as Trump and McConnel, this was not well received by very many of Cawthon’s fans, nor the greater community as a whole. That a strong core of the Five Nights’ fanbase was comprised of members identifying with the LGBTQ+, and that Cawthon obviously had to be aware of this, should not be lost on anyone. Cawthon tried to defend his donations, claiming he donated to both Republicans and Democrats (though of 18 donations only a single, comparatively smaller, donation was made to a Democrat) and that he believed Democratic candidates would have ultimately done more harm than Republicans to people such as the gay community.
So the man was targeted. Unfortunately this always results in people taking things too far, and Cawthon (and his family and friends) started receiving threats. This is never an acceptable practice, and doxxing of personal information is never a good thing no matter who it is against, but the message was clear: people were not happy with Cawthon’s direct financial support of key Republicans.
But this is really the thing: Cawthon’s affiliation with Christianity and the Right were known for years. Any fan of the Five Nights franchise would’ve known Cawthon actually started his career in indie game development by making shitty, obscure Christian Bible games. So his political allegiance isn’t really news to many of his die hard fans. And yeah, there were certainly people who were denouncing Cawthon for his political and personal beliefs (especially pro-choice) years ago. So no, Scott Cawthon did not get cancelled because he was a Republican or even pro-choice. This was not secret information. He was cancelled because he donated to people like Trump and McConnel, and then tried to double down on why he did it by explaining “Actually, guys, the Democrats ARE THE REAL HOMOPHOBES!!! Trump and the Republicans will actually do more good for them!”. Very oddly enough, gay people don’t really like it when some Bible-thumping closet bigot tries to explain to them that the political party that has historically always been the most homophobic and harmful to gay and trans people is, in reality, “actually the good one for you”.
No one really cared that Scott Cawthon was a Republican. Some might not have liked it, but you didn’t see anyone doxxing him or trying to cancel him. But when your fanbase is comprised largely of LGBTQ individuals, and you financially support political candidates that actively harmed the LGBTQ community, what exactly were you expecting? I mean, Cawthon can support whatever candidate he wants. It’s a free country. He has no direct obligation to support politicians based on who buys his video games. But people are also free to not support you when you’re donating directly against their interests and even their actual safety.
So Cawthon can stick to his guns and believe what he wants, whatever. He can try to explain and rationalize why his support of Trump and McConnel is in the gay community’s best interest. But no one is opposed to him for being a Republican. This was never what it was about. It was about his financial backing of one of the most anti-gay and anti-Trans Presidencies of this lifetime, despite the fact he made that very money off the support of the LGBTQ community.
All of this to say that StoneToss is a fucking idiot who knows he has to distort reality by under representing the truth or else his side looks bad.
Comic Name: Gang Signs Description: Lend a hand. Mouseover: [coded message intensifies] Image Name: hand-symbols-comic.png Originally Published: 1/7/2020
What The Comic Is: A panel depicts various “racial signs”, such as the ‘WP’ symbol (otherwise known as the A-OK signal), the “black power” fist and the meme-y “Groyper fingers”. In the second panel, the anti-Semitic “Jew rubbing hands together” sign is shown.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That “Jews” are their own “gang”, just like white supremacists (the WP sign) other white supremacists (the Groyper hands) and black civil rights. Therefore, Jews are equal and not somehow more vulnerable or suffer from historical persecution. Otherwise simplified as: Everyone is equal.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Yes, StoneToss, brilliant observation. It’s possible for any type of person to be bigoted. Isn’t that strange? Wow, guess all bigotry is equal and we can stop talking about it forever. Oh, and most importantly, being anti-Semitic is fine!!
We’ll ignore that the black power fist is not (in its traditional usage) meant to be a black superiority signal, as the “OK” symbol and Groyper are. For those with lives who don’t know what the fuck a “Groyper” is, it’s a stupid online movement by people who call themselves ‘Groypers’ (or an edited fat version of Pepe the frog). What is the Groyper movement? Neo-nazis. Literally just actual neo-nazis. They consider themselves ‘better’, or more ‘based’, than other far-Right leaning personalities such as Donald Trump or Charlie Kirk (the idiot from Turning Point USA). Basically they just hate the rest of the Right for not being as anti-Semitic, racist and homophobic as they are; and considering they lump people like Mike Pence into the list of “CUCKED AND NOT BASED” says a lot. So you have a symbol of black civil rights, two symbols of mask-off white supremacy and then a racist caricature of a Jewish dude’s hands. Just because a picture is worth 1,000 words doesn’t mean they aren’t all jackshit stupid ones.
StoneToss gets a lot of rep for making comics that are, especially by political comic standards, easy to understand and contain a lot of commentary in as few words as possible (much to the contrast to your typical political comic, which is usually something heavily reliant on labels and hamfisted metaphors). And to a certain degree I can absolutely give StoneToss that credit, he just makes a more appealing (read: dogwhistley) political comic, which is why he’s found success doing it. However, I do love that in these moments where he tries to be very minimalist, he absolutely fails to convey not only any real message, but also manages to create something that is devoid of literally any meaning all together. He’s tried (and failed) at this before, with such classics as episode 53’s Digging Deep and episode 57’s Oxymoron.
Even if we account for bigoted people who happen to be black or Jewish, this does not in any way make it okay for white supremacists to exist. It’s this dishonest appeal to tribalism, this sort of “We’re ALL racist and we all just stick out for our own kinds!!” argument, that idiots like StoneToss use to try and legitimize themselves or make it seem like everyone else is really just as bad as they are. Not only this, but there’s a pretty massive power disparity (not to mention number disparity) between black people who are racist against white people and white people who are racist against black people (same goes for Jews). This isn’t to whitewash (Get it? Whitewash? lol) bigotry or racism from anyone, but if you’re going to try and side-by-side compare it, like StoneToss is doing, then it absolutely bears recognizing the vast difference between white racism and black/Jew racism. Maybe a black guy can be racist against a white person, but that black person lacks all the systematic and integrated tools for oppression that the white person has, which creates a huge power difference between the two. White racism has kept black people, on a scale of millions of individuals, out of jobs, homes and better living situations since the inception of the USA. In Germany, it was white supremacy that lead to one of the largest genocides of human history.
But yeah, StoneToss, tell us again how the Black Power fist makes you nervous, you dumb shitwad. God knows it doesn’t, really. StoneToss knows he’s perfectly safe and secure, so any discussion about racism occurring within non-whites is purely a childish game concerning ego. Do you think people like StoneToss are honestly worried about “white genocides”? Fuck no, they just want a dramatized excuse to justify stomping down other people.
Perhaps stupidest of all is StoneToss using racist comic artist Nick Bougas’ (more recognizably known by his pen name, A Wyatt Mann) caricature of a Jewish man rubbing his hands together. Yes, StoneToss, yes!! Show us that JEW POWER sign that a racist white guy came up with and that isn’t used by any Jews in real life!! No no, it’s okay, there are multiple photos out there of people who are Jewishand with their hands clasped together!!
Even if everyone else were racist, it doesn’t make racism okay. And because everyone else isn’t as racist as StoneToss wants to believe, that makes this line of thinking even fucking stupider. Oh, excuse me, I mean, it makes this line of thinking even more fucking based(tm).
Yes, I too am such an AMERICAN PATRIOT that my license plate reads “USA1”. To be fair, I guess, “USA1” is a not completely uncommon vanity/novelty plate number (albeit an incredibly tacky one), but when you make a comic where the tacky USA1 license plate is by far the least ridiculous thing depicted, maybe you have a bigger god damn problem than stupid license plate numbers.
So, the Trump and Biden gas pumps seem to have both teeth and eyes (I mean, Trump’s head is seemingly looking at the man, alluding to functioning eyes), which leads me to believe they are both, on some level of their physiology and anatomy, biological. Do they contain other organs, such as hearts or intestines? Do they eat? They have mouths and teeth. Where does the matter they ingest lead to? Is it sort of like the titans from the anime Attack on Titan, where it’s an empty pit that devoured flesh simply collects in? The Joe Biden monolith seems capable of manipulating his gas pump as a type of tail or appendage, does he use it to bring food to himself or do they rely on dedicated caretakers to bring their meals to them?
Actually, come to think of it, what exactly is the function of the gas pumps?? They both emit liquid (we can see a suspiciously clear, pre-cum looking dribble at the tip of Joe’s nozzle). A-are the gas pumps their penises?? Is Ben Garrison making commentary that Trump’s pee is better than Biden’s pee? Is that what the argument is really about? Should we begin vetting our political leaders by the measurable qualities of their piss? Is this the future Ben Garrison wants?? BEN YOU PISS-DERANGED MADMAN, ANSWER THE GOD DAMNED QUESTION.
If we subscribe to the working theory that the gas pumps are indeed reproductive organs and that America fills its cars up with sperm, then does this implicate the second panel as being some kind of tentacle hentai? Yes. Yes it does. Ben Garrison draws gay tentacle hentai.
“YES, FLESH-MORTAL”, the golden Trump idol boomed, “SERVICE YOUR LORD’S LENGTHY COCK.” The man flashed a nervous open-tooth smile and a thumbs up as he continued jerking the tip off. Would he be spared in return for his service? He felt the cold, slick tube of the Biden idol slither and tighten around his throat. He couldn’t even scream before its noose-like grip strangled him. Within his last moments of consciousness he became sickeningly aware that the answer, as it was for all before him and would surely be for all after, was no. Fill ‘er up, indeed.
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Comic Name: On The Nose Description: An image capture of actor Mark Ruffalo apologizing and backpedaling for an earlier Tweet he published wherein he had declared Israel as committing a genocide. Mouseover: He who shall not be named… Image Name: israel-apology-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Third panel, fourth microphone from the left. Originally Published: 5/27/2021
What The Comic Is: A man sits with a table of his colleagues and muses that Israel seems to have a curious amount of influence over the USA. His coworkers regard him blankly, and in the third panel the man is now giving a nervous statement before multiple news cameras and excited reporters, explaining he apologizes for the comment he made yesterday and that he is not an anti-Semite.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Zionist shadow government makes people retract any criticism of Israel.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: It’s very important to note that this comic is not “woke” on Israel or its position in USA talking points, despite StoneToss going to great lengths to strawman as hard as possible. This is immediately discernable because StoneToss is a blatant anti-Semitic person, though it might take knowing this ahead of time to understand this comic’s true context. We can practically ignore the comic itself entirely, in all its extreme strawman glory, and speak mostly about the Tweets that caused StoneToss to complain about this in the first place.
Mark Ruffalo may be familiar most to you for his portrayal of comic book scientist Bruce Banner and big angry green man The Incredible Hulk in the Marvel cinematic franchise. In late May 2021, Ruffalo made a series of Tweets that contained some criticism of Israel and called on USA President Joe Biden to step up on the situation. To the best of my finding I didn’t see any Tweets where Ruffalo actually even used the term “Genocide”, he just mentioned the forced ‘relocation’ of Palestinians. At any rate, he later retracted his statement and cited that his comments were being used to incite anti-Semitism. There is no evidence that Ruffalo was contacted by his bosses at Disney or anyone else, or that he made the retraction under any direct pressure on his job or livelihood.
So of course people like StoneToss immediately decided “Yup, Zionists control Disney and Disney is forcing their puppet to do what they want!”. It makes an attractive kneejerk, playing into the thought that all employees (especially movie stars and celebrities) are just puppets to what their employer tells them to do (which, of course, is not unique to the subject of Israel and so makes this narrative attractive to people who don’t even otherwise have a position on the Israel-Palestine situation. It’s just an easy pill to swallow: Disney actor says something controversial, Disney tells him to keep his mouth shut. It’s easy for a lot of people to nod their head to). Though Ruffalo’s retraction statement was correct: People use criticism of Israel as an excuse to validate anti-Semitism, and this is a big part of why the issue is so incredibly touchy. On one hand it’s totally okay to not support Israel’s land expansion or its current relationship with Palestine, but on the other hand you have groups of people across the world who actively want to commit holocaust 2.0. StoneToss and his ilk often use “I don’t hate Jews, just Zionists!” as a coded way of actually saying “Yeah, I fucking hate all Jews, dude.”, so they can grin and point whenever someone of note says they don’t support Zionism.
There are those that genuinely feel for Palestine and see the Israelis as aggressors, and disapproval of Israel does not automatically mean you are anti-Semitic or are actually contributing to anti-Semitism. But StoneToss’ real stance on this issue is very clear given his historical (and consistent) anti-Semitism. StoneToss and his supporters don’t feel for Palestine or worry about Israel’s position in society. For them, it’s just about hating Jews. On StoneToss’ website, the comment section of this comic is a mess of idiots posting all the classic mask-off anti-Semitic comics and misattributed Voltaire quotes about Jews (one user even said he believed the quotes to be incorrectly attributed to Voltaire, with others commenting that nope, it was true and Voltaire really did say Jews bad!!).
So now, put into all that context, we come to the conclusion: StoneToss is literally the living, breathing reason why Mark Ruffalo had to reaffirm he was not supporting anti-Semitism. StoneToss will whine relentlessly about how it’s hard to criticize Israel, buthe’s the reason why. And so StoneToss victim blames. It’s the Zionist Illuminati that controls Disney that is to blame, not the flagrant and continual anti-Semitism and outright desire for violence coming from guys like StoneToss! Does StoneToss ever once stop and fucking think that perhaps if he wasn’t always being anti-Semitic and supportive of Jewish genocide that maybe it’d be a lot easier and much less socially awkward to criticize Israel? No, no he does not. Because he’s a stupid hunk of hand-me-down dildo grease.
Comic Name: Use It or Lose It Description: Gun shy. Mouseover: You snooze, you lose. Image Name: libertarian-government-force-comic.png Originally Published: 1/2/2021
What The Comic Is: A man wearing a Don’t Tread On Me shirt questions the man next to him, musing that if they use the government, how will they stop people from using it (the government) against them? The second man gives a disapproving stare as it revealed in the second panel that both men are lined up at an execution line, about to be shot in the back of the head.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Libertarians are dumb because they aren’t fascist (enough).
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss wants to be smarter than everyone else. That’s how people like him operate. All of his fans, his supporters, his hardcore adherents: they’re all fair weather friends and nothing more. That is all a unity through bigotry can establish. StoneToss would drop any of them in a second if he felt he could use them as a way to feel further superior to someone else, and the same is true the other way around. The second StoneToss stops seeming fascist enough for his fascist dipshit fans, they’ll abandon him in a heartbeat. You see it all the time in hate communities: massive rifts and communal tears that form when one bigot’s bigotry isn’t bigoted enough for another bigot; or perhaps one’s bigotry isn’t the right “kind” of bigotry to another, etc.
StoneToss hates libertarians, because a keystone of libertarianism is that ‘everyone has agency for liberty’, or basically that everyone has the right to choose what they do to themselves. A hardcore pure libertarian, for instance, would believe every woman has the right to abortion while at the same time a cake shop owner has the liberty to deny baking a cake for a gay couple. You can see how libertarianism fails to protect vulnerable people (like the gay community) from oppression, and ultimately it really only supports the classes of people who are already in control (and thus benefit the most from unrestricted ‘liberty’). It is also very often used as a form of soft-fascism, with self-pronounced libertarians suspiciously only supporting liberty that benefits them specifically. And so it is very easy for a homophobic shithead to say “NO WE DON’T HAVE TO BAKE CAKES FOR THE GAYS, I’M NOT HOMOPHOBIC I’M JUST LiBeRtArIaN“, or perhaps argue against a woman’s right to have an abortion by arguing on behalf of the fetus’ liberty. You can perhaps understand, then, why “I’m a libertarian!” is usually a signal for “I like to pick and choose what liberty is as a way to support my bigotry without actively identifying with other ideologies that are openly hateful!“.
In StoneToss’ case, libertarians are simply not fascist enough. A fake “fear” that fascists like StoneToss like to espouse is that, in failing to ‘seize’ the power of government, libertarians are allowing (((others))) to take that power instead. This is what this comic is about, a world where libertarians failed to control the government and thus that same government was used against them in a DEATH CAMP OMFG THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBRALS WANT CANT YOU SEE1111. The threats that libertarianism fails to stop, according to fascists like StoneToss, are always the same things: “Cultural Marxism” (ohhh, scaaarrry), Jews and Liberals (‘Liberals’ always being synonymous with ‘LGBTQ’, which itself is always synonymous with ‘pedophiles’).
I won’t say all libertarians are bigots, but the ideology is a strong tool for those who want to, say, not afford gay people or black people with any rights. You want to open a store that doesn’t serve homosexuals or brown people? That’s not white supremacy, silly! It’s just Libertarianism. Wink wink. If society values gay people, then the FREE MARKET(tm) will naturally create a niche for gay people to exist in, and thus homophobes and people who aren’t complete shitwads can coexist peacefully. Of course if a community were to develop where no one in power or with money tolerates homosexuals (maybe say, I dunno, the deep south and rural areas), then the homosexuals can all just move away (or, like, die or whatever). And then the remaining people can coexist peacefully. Beautiful.
Libertarianism actually creates the perfect little breeding ground for fascism because it enables intolerance. The intolerant can then work to seize more power and put themselves into positions (such as say, control of political offices, armed forces and the police) where they can now exercise their intolerance on a real level. Suddenly, “I don’t have to bake cakes for you gay scum!” turns into “Homophobia has been enabled for so long it’s now forced its way into power and now we can actively murder you gay scum!“. Liberals and the tolerant aren’t going to ever do this, it’s only the intolerant idiots like StoneToss that would escalate to that level. Time and time again, any violence or ‘intolerance’ that permeates from the Left is always, always simply in response to aggression, violence and hatred from the intolerant. And here we come to this comic’s true bullshit: that the ones pulling the triggers would be liberals or Jews or Marxists or fucking whatever other group of people StoneToss doesn’t like, and that the ones bleeding to death in a ditch would be the poor, oppressed fascists. It’s the other way around.
And so StoneToss’ dislike for libertarians boils down to petty, childish slapfighting. They simply aren’t sufficiently mask-off, or mask-off fast enough, for StoneToss. The VIRGIN kinda-fascist versus the CHAD blatantly-fascist. Why can’t those stupid LOLbertarians understand that if we don’t turn the government into a tool to murder gay people and Jews, that the gay people and Jews are going to murder the fascists??? That’s totally what happens in history, right? Look at the Nazis……… Ummmmm, the NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY??? Socialists murdered the Jews, who were obviously the intolerant oppressors trying to destroy countries from the inside out!! If only the Jews seized the government then they could’ve murdered all the Nazis instead! This all makes sense, right? No? Wait, so does that mean this comic is also fucking stupid? Oh, it does? Huh. Imagine that.
I guess when you’re a fascist dumbfuck like StoneToss, you assume everyone else is just as terrible and wants the same thing you do (i.e., the murder of everyone you don’t like).
In the second panel, the person holding the gun is drawn with a long brown sleeve. This might be coincidental, or it could be StoneToss attempting to depict the shooter as a “brown shirt”, or similar to the original paramilitary wing of the Nazi party (who were creatively dubbed ‘brown shirts’ for the brown shirts they wore). If he is indeed depicting a brown shirt, then honestly it’s anyone’s wild guess as to what idiotic horse shit commentary he’s trying to make. You’re on your own with that one, because I need to take a shit.
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Comic Name: Apocalypse How? Description: Demons reading stories to children in libraries might be better sign of the end times than balmy weather. Mouseover: They too will frequently revise the projected date of doomsday… Image Name: climate-crisis-end-of-the-world-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Third panel, the sandal on fedora guy’s front foot. Originally Published: 5/25/2021
What The Comic Is: A man with a wooden cross shouts on the street while wearing a sign reading “THE END IS NEAR“. A man in a fedora walks past him, humorously scoffing at the foolishness of the doomsayer. In the final panel, however, the fedora man stops, now in alarm and intrigue, at the sign of a third man who is shouting out about climate crisis in the same manner as the doomsayer.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Climate change, and the ensuing disasters that will occur because of it, are tantamount to “end of the world” conspiracy theories like the Christian Rapture or the Mayan calendar, and that people are fools to scoff at one while subscribing to the other.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Oh look, the neo-Nazi is denying climate change again. Stop the fucking presses. The comic, of course, is playing at a non-existent hypocrisy that supposedly exists between disbelieving wild conspiracy theories like “Earth will end in 2012 because an ancient calendar stopped recording days at that year” and believing science-based factual evidence that strongly suggests human-caused climate change will turn into a crisis in the near future. StoneToss, and his fellow science-denying idiots, do not have an argument because you can not argue against goddamned science, science is the mere observation of factual occurrencesand therefor in order to ‘argue’ against it, you must provide observations that dismiss any already established ones, which no one on StoneToss’ side can do because they’re all clown world idiots. So in lieu of refuting factual evidence, climate change deniers have to awkwardly chuckle and throw their arms up in the air and try and explain it as “iT’s JuSt ThE wEaThEr”. This is a tidy little handwave for anyone in the pocket (knowingly or otherwise) of fossil fuel interests, but it’s also a creed expressed by hardcore Christians. Christians (like StoneToss) are unready to believe their world could possibly be based in anything other than the divine machinations of GodJebus, and thus they reject the idea that humans could ever destroy or influence something like weather (which they choose to perceive as acts of god). To the most extreme among them, the creationist castes, the world is only several thousand years old and is only meant to harbor humans until we all return to heaven and all that, after all. StoneToss, firmly rooted in idiotic alt-right “own the libs” mentality that is coupled with his bend towards Christianity, is a pathetic (but in no way surprising) advocate of science denial.
So StoneToss doesn’t argue with science, because he is incapable of doing so. And he and his ilk understand this, save for the few who are dumb enough to try using ‘science’ to argue against climate change or how old the earth is (and these few always end up making fools of themselves). So we go right back to the awkward laughing and the arm throwing, as they simply opt to outright ignore facts. The climate is changing? Uhhhmm, no stupid lib, that’s just called weather lol. These fucking idiots will be crossing their arms, stomping their feet and screaming “NO, JUST WEATHER!” even as the flood water pools around their ankles. StoneToss is especially weak in this comic, with the description referring to climate change with such a goofy and ridiculous euphemism as “balmy weather“. If that write-off was any more limpdicked, it would need Viagra just to stay flaccid.
StoneToss tries to point to the constant “climate change will destroy earth by xxxx year” fearmongering that occurs, and sure, he has half a point in that observation. The media and the occasional dramatic researcher who is hamming it up for the reporters have had a bad habit of doomsday predictions. Also, general exaggerative word of mouth has helped coin a ton of “global warming is going tomake the ice caps melt by 2020- no, I mean, by 2030!!“. Point is, if you look specifically for it, you can find lots of inaccurate predictions on the major repercussions of climate change. But unlike a Mayan calendar or a biblical rapture, observable facts and logic (known as “science”) clearly show human-created climate change is driving an alteration of global weather patterns. We are having more and larger tropical storms, for instance, and sea temperatures are shifting at an unprecedented pace. All of this is a very big concept for a very little StoneToss, however, and instead of man the fuck up and live in the real world, he would rather shelter himself in a fabricated reality where no bad things are happening. What a fucking loser.
The title is a reference to the film “Apocalypse Now” (itself an adaptation of author Joseph Conrad’s 1899 novella Heart of Darkness). The reference doesn’t go any deeper than just a play on the name, though, as StoneToss asks “Apocalypse how, exactly?” the answer to which is: “through science-verified climate change, you stupid motherfucker”.
Comic Name: Yellow Card Description: In reference to Piss Christ, an “edgy” artwork of similar style. (StoneToss then links a photo showing a crucifix submerged in yellow-orange liquid that is claimed to be the artist’s actual piss). Mouseover: Strange how many self proclaimed butchers still have sacred cows. Image Name: pee-christ-art-comic.png Originally Published: 12/26/2019
What The Comic Is: A man in a fedora smugly presents his latest edgy art piece: a Christian cross dropped into a jug of yummy peepee. A second man, looking on blankly and hiding a Jewish menorah behind his back, tosses the menorah into the piss. This is much to the fedora man’s intense shock.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: You can’t make fun of Jews, and that doing so would be equal to making fun of Christians.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Holy shit StoneToss you are such a petty little bitchboy baby, lol. StoneToss made this stupid comic in response to an artist depicting a crucifix submerged in pee (as per the description explains). This comic is therefore one big pouty-cry-cry-boo-hoo childish foot stamping that translates into “But he made FUN OF JESUS!! IT’S NOT FAIR HE DIDN’T MAKE FUN OF JEWS (THIS TIME) TOO!! BAAWWWWWW!!!!“. Piss Christ is an art piece made by Andres Serrano. So, see, there’s some things you need to know about Mr. Serrano.
First, he is a life-long Catholic. Second, he explains that his work ‘Piss Christ’ is not blasphemy nor anti-Religion, but rather a kind of statement both on what he calls a “cheapening of Christ” via mass produced merchandise and a reflection of the ‘mess’ of crucifixion. Serrano actually made a similar piece, “Blood Christ”, where a crucifix was submerged into blood. This represented the blood that occurred during Christ’s crucifixion, where the piss represents “the piss and shit”. It sounds weird at first but makes sense if you think about it. The popular representation of Jesus on the cross is always very sanitized and clean, with the most extreme examples only showing a bit of ‘tasteful’ blood drips from his hands and feet. In reality, the dude was probably shitting and pissing himself constantly on the cross. I mean, it’s going to be a fucking messy way to die, after all. So whatever, Piss Christ is just an otherwise obscure art piece by an obscure artist. Oh and there’s on more thing you should know: STONETOSS FUCKING LINKS TO ALL OF THIS INFORMATION AS HIS SOURCE. That’s right. StoneToss’ own linked source is the Piss Christ Wikipedia article wherein all of this is fucking explained. Piss Christ is not an edgy anti-Christian shock piece, it’s a deep commentary by a religious man. Did thefucking idiot even read his own goddamned source?? Of course he didn’t. StoneToss never learns about anything, his entire sad fucking existence is just one kneejerk face value reaction after another. What a total, useless pile of shit. God damn.
Gee, I wonder why a lifelong Catholic felt comfortable submerging Jesus in pee… it’s curious he was comfortable with that, but didn’t do one for the menorah, even though he isn’t Jewish and has no commentary on commercialization of the menorah. God I can just feel StoneToss crying at the notion of a crucifix being dunked in pee but the Jews don’t get any of their imagery dressed up the same. It’s just so, so, so god damned childish and sad even by StoneToss’ standards. He’s like a school kid, tears in his eyes, crying about how unfair that the kid who got hit by a car this morning doesn’t have to come to school today.
So StoneToss takes a man, Andres Serrano, who undoubtedly embodies a sense of Godliness, faith and the tenants of Jesus’ love and compassion on a scale that is infinitely higher than StoneToss will ever amount to, and strawmans him as an edgy neckbeard who is shocked and awed at the “slaughtering of the golden calf”. The golden calf is something StoneToss is so weirdly obsessed with referencing, and he’s forced me to talk about it several times on this blog before. If you forgot all about it (why wouldn’t you have?), the ‘Golden Calf’ is part of the Moses mythos. You’re probably familiar with Moses and how he parts the sea so the Hebrews can escape an army of mummies or some shit, and then they walk through the desert like assholes for awhile until Moses receives God’s ten commandments. Well when Moses goes up the hill to get the commandments, he comes back down and finds that some of the Hebrews have started to worship a golden statue of a calf. This ‘golden calf’ is a false idol, something that adherents of Christ aren’t supposed to worship (I mean, “no false idols” is literally one of the shiny, new commandments). Ergo, losers like StoneToss like to employ “golden calf” is a stupid, useless, wet noodle insult that no one but them and their little circlejerk church club is bothered by. In this case StoneToss is directly attacking Jews (again) by calling their menorah a ‘golden calf’. In the world of deeply religious people this is a pretty serious insult.
StoneToss, because he is a raging bigot, does not appreciate (or even recognize) the difference between making fun of Christianity and making fun of Judaism. Christians are the dominate religion through most of the Western world, with strong influence leading up to even the highest levels of community and government in the USA. Jews experienced a massive genocide less than a single lifetime ago that is still reflected in a loss of overall population, and they still to this day face threats and violence from anti-Semitism fueled by the engineers of that very holocaust which serves as an ever-present reminder that against all good odds: it could always happen again, because there are those out there that want to make that so. HMMMM I WONDER WHY IT’S MORE KOSHER TO MAKE FUN OF ONE RELIGION VERSUS THE OTHER HMMMMMM GEE I FUCKING WONDER. StoneToss is just like your typical victim fetishist: He’s upset his religion is the one you punch up against and doesn’t like it that Jews are slightly more ‘protected’ because you have to punch down to reach them. Boohoo why can’t he be the persecuted on it’s no fair he’s going to fucking cry and make bitchy little comics about it :,,,,(. Go fuck yourself, StoneToss.
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Comic Name: Cyber Spaced Out Description: Guess you better log off then… Mouseover: (Don’t) Buy the Dip (Sh*ts) Image Name: cryptocurrency-enviromental-impact-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Fourth panel, look to the direct bottom right of the Facebook building. Originally Published: 5/20/2021
What The Comic Is: A gay man tweets from his phone that Cryptocurrency is destroying the environment. It is then revealed his phone is plugged into a wall, which is revealed to be connected to a vast dystopian cityscape of dark skies and looming, ominous buildings labeled with social medias Twitter and Facebook along with video sharing website YouTube.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: It’s okay if mining for crypto coins is using a massive amount of electricity and contributing noticeably to environmental destruction, social media is “evil” and phones also use electricity.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: We’ve talked on this blog before about StoneToss and his idiotic love for crypto. There’s nothing wrong with believing or investing in crypto (at least normally), but StoneToss takes this a step further (as he and his alt-right type always do). For them, crypto is this magic currency system to remove (((them))) from ‘controlling’ currencies. Libtard shadow puppet (((governments))) with PEDOPHILE BIDEN can’t touch StoneToss’ precious money if that money is turned into Bitcoin, after all. That’s a problem on its own, but StoneToss is now making this conversation about crypto’s effects on the environment, so let’s roll up our goddamned sleeves take a goddamned look at that.
First of all, StoneToss uses the panels of this comic as an ‘escalating’ reveal. In the second panel, it’s revealed that the gay man (because of course he’s gay, why wouldn’t he be? Only gay libtard pedophile homo (((Christ haters))) would mention crypto’s environmental problems) is plugged into the wall, using electricity. Can’t he see his PHONE is ALSO using electricity?!?! And yeah it’s true, phones use electricity, amazing observation. In the third panel it’s revealed he is hooked up to, gasp, (((the internet))), which we all know is really controlled by the Jewish illuminati to make porn and Cracked.com articles. In the final panel, it’s shown that overlooking the entire internetscape is the evil HQ buildings of Twitter, Facebook and YouTube: oppressive overlords who routinely ban racism and hate speech!!! Those big companies are destroying the environment too, fuckin libtards!!!!!!1111
But let’s talk about that. How is crypto’s energy consumption different from charging your phone or using the internet or operating a business or any other form of energy consumption? Well, to put it very simply: crypto mining uses a lot of electricity, especially relative to what is actually being generated by that electricity. How much, exactly? Well, if we’re talking just Bitcoin by itself (Bitcoin is merely a single coin in a mass market of hundreds), the Cambridge Center for Alternative Finance measures that Bitcoin mining consumes about 110 Terawatt Hours of energy every year. 110 Terawatt may or may not sound very big to you, but to put it into frame that’s roughly 0.55% of global electricity production. This is equal to the energy consumption of countries the size of Sweden.
That sounds pretty scary, and Bitcoin mining has certainly lead to some serious problems. Can’t find a new graphics card for a reasonable price? Yeah well, guess what, that’s because they’re all being purchased en masse by crypto farmers to run massive farms. The country of Mongolia infamously dealt with the issue of entire office buildings being purchased by crypto miners, just to turn every single floor into row after row of computers set to mine for Bitcoin (this is thanks in large part to Mongolia’s very low electricity costs, making it attractive to large scale mining operations). Of course, the silver lining is that once the Bitcoins are mined and we have a good supply of them, mining no longer needs to be done.
So what the fuck is mining, anyways? What is a crypto currency? I won’t go into great detail here, but to quantify the process very simply: Cryptocurrency is a digital currency, like an “e-dollar”. It has a worth we can easily gauge against ‘real money’ like the US Dollar. In order to ‘make’ a coin, it has to be mined. Mining happens when you set a computer up to mine for a coin. The computer (or computers) solve incredibly long mathematical equations (imagine sort of like a calculator solving a one million line long subtraction problem). When the computer finishes the math problem, a coin is born (basically). You want to mine tons of Bitcoin? You’re going to need tons of computers running around the clock. This is how cryptomining consumes electricity, and it’s what people mean when they criticize the process.
But all in all, Bitcoin mining accounts for a relatively small amount of global energy use when you compare it to other things. Most opponents of crypto are vocal about the currency’s energy cost because they don’t believe crypto is worth that energy expenditure. This is entirely another argument for another time and another group of people, but what makes StoneToss’ argument here so stupid is that he’s trying to justify crypto energy consumption by vaguely pointing towards “everyone else” and saying “SEE?? THEY DO IT TOO!!”.
It’s true. Phones and companies consume a lot of energy, especially compared to what Bitcoin mining consumes. Even if we somehow accurately combine all other cryptocurrencies together, it’s unlikely they would match the energy consumption of something like the traditional (real life) money and banking system. You have to remember, it costs money to make a new dollar bill. And it costs money to load that dollar bill onto a truck, and transport it to a bank, etc. So it’s not as if Bitcoin is unique in “it has a production cost”. However, remind me when was the last time you couldn’t find a new GPU because crypto miners bought them all out? Even if StoneToss isn’t necessarily in the wrong about crypto’s energy consumption compared to anything else, this is base whataboutism that handwaves away any criticisms or thoughtful points you could level against Bitcoin. Use a gay caricature just for good measure, we don’t want to skimp too much on the strawmanning.
As a tl;dr: StoneToss’ stance on Bitcoin is a great way to very quickly summarize his entire persona: He is downright incapable of having any opinion on anything other than anime without somehow involving Jews, gays, liberals, etc. This can’t be just a comic about hypocrisy within Bitcoin detractors, it has to be about how (((gay people))) are mind controlled by (((Twitter))) into hating the CHADPILLED REVERSE-CUCKS like StoneToss. This is because StoneToss is an idiot.
Comic Name: Bad Boy Description: If looks could kill. Mouseover: Heartbreaker. Image Name: ted-bundy-female-attraction-comic.png Originally Published: 12/18/2019
What The Comic Is: A stereotypically unattractive, “nerdy” looking boy, complete with massive spectacles and face acne, pouts and wonders why girls like the guys who treat them like crap. The second panel (a continuation off the first) shows a group of adoring, heart-eyed girls pining towards someone. In the final panel (still a continuation) it is revealed the women are lusting for serial killer Ted Bundy.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Incels are right.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss is an incel. He’s broadcasted as much before, but, as if he desperately needed to make it as obvious as possible that he’s a whiny little incel, here’s this comic. Ted Bundy likely needs no introduction as one of the world’s most infamous serial killers. Over a period of four years, Bundy killed at least 30 to 36 people (all young women) before his eventual capture (then escape, then re-capture… then re-escape and re-re-capture before finally being detained and executed on January 24th, 1989). Bundy is so famous as a serial killer because he was an attractive man who was, allegedly, so attractive and charming that people just couldn’t believe he was a deranged murderer. And this is true, some people did believe that, and some women fell in love with him.
So StoneToss is taking the oft-and-always-debunked myth that ‘women like guys who treat them bad’ and is trying to shove Ted Bundy in our faces, like “SEE? SEE? LOOK AT THE WOMEN WHO LOVE TED BUNDY, IT’S TRUE!!! FEMOIDS WANT CHAD TO TREAT THEM BAD!!!!”. The comic is essentially a bait-and-switch (or is trying to be, at least). The first panel shows a nerdy, stereotypical ‘loser’ guy lamenting as to why girls only like ‘bad boys’. Isolated by itself, this first panel seems to be adhering to the natural truth that only assholes think such a thing. However, we’re “baited and switched” when StoneToss tries to show us how popular Ted Bundy was with women. The ultimate checkmate: women love a serial killer guy!!!! omfg
This of course ignores the fact that, if anything, men are far more fervent and desperate in their love for women who murder. So we already completely skullfuck StoneToss’ idiot argument by bringing up the fact that ‘love for a serial killer’ is not a woman-specific phenomena and that, not only that, but that the it’s actually more extreme the other way around. Women killers get way, way more marriage proposals and gifts from men than the other way around. Jodi Arias would reportedly receive marriage proposals on a weekly basis for years after her trial and conviction for the murder of Travis Alexander. There are guys out there fucking tattooing themselves in Jodi Arias’ honor. If an attractive girl’s police mugshots leak, she’ll be bombarded by hundreds of men. There are websites and blogs dedicated entirely to posting “hot girl mugshots”. But yes, StoneToss, tell us more about how a few Ted Bundy fangirls prove definitively that women love being treated like shit by men, you fucking loser.
This is also blatantly ignoring why people love convicted killers like Jodi Arias or Ted Bundy. It’s not because Arias or Bundy treated the opposite gender poorly, it’s because people love to romanticize things. When weird fangirls of the Columbine High shooters romanticize them, it’s not (usually) because the fangirls like that the two went around and shot a bunch of their classmates, it’s because the fangirls are romanticizing them as “sick, twisted souls” who can usually “be saved” or “their pain is like my pain” or some other goofy bullshit like that. With Bundy or Arias, for instance, it’s that “they couldn’t have done it” or “they’re misunderstood”. In Arias’ case specifically, many of her adherents believe her victim, Travis Alexander, was trying to kill her and that the murder was just self defense. But I’m suuuuuurrrrreeee that StoneToss, being the FAIR AND BALANCED LOGIC-CHAD that he totally is, will for sure make a comic all about how pathetic and lovey-dovey the hundreds of men who are in love with women like Jodi Arias are. Yup, any day now.
Just kidding. StoneToss is going to completely ignore the existence of men who fall in love with women murderers, to say nothing of him ignoring that large disparity between how many women love men murderers versus how many men love women murderers. This is because StoneToss is a fucking incel.
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Comic Name: The Pen is Mightier? Description: If you think speech is deadlier than bombs, congrats, you are a Zionist. Mouseover: They cry out as they drone strike you. Image Name: israel-gaza-conflict-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: First panel, the profile picture on the phone. Originally Published: 5/18/2021
What The Comic Is: A man is shocked to see an anti-Semitic meme shared by the Red Crewmate. The second panel reveals the man to be a Jew, evidenced by his silly little Jew beanie. He remarks with concern, wondering if genocide is next. In the background, from beyond a border wall, bombs strike Palestinian buildings.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Israel shoots missiles at Palestine, therefore it’s okay to be anti-Semitic.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The bombings shared between Israel and Palestine is wrong, most honest people will admit this. Though the USA (who deeply supports Israel) will always pussyfoot around criticism of military action (go figure, the USA quietly twiddles its thumbs when someone else is doing the bombing for a change), this doesn’t mean it’s illegal to criticize Israel for bombing Palestine (or vice versa, though it should always be considered that due to the support the USA, Israel will always maintain an unfair upperhand against Palestine).
However, no matter what, Israel doing anything is not a green light for anti-Semitism, or for the minimalization of bigotry. And here’s a flash of news: All Jews actually don’t live in Israel, did you know that? (StoneToss knows that; he can’t go a single fucking day without thinking about all the Jews that live in the USA. Don’t they know it’s supposed to be FOR WHITE (Non-Jew) PEOPLE ONLY???). StoneToss feels anti-Semitism is either okay, or at least minimal, in the face of Israel killing Palestinians. Far from some kind of fair logic, this is literally Nazi-level anti-Semitism that is used to justify the escalation to genocide. Perhaps anti-Semitic memes alone are not one step away from genocide, but the normalization of them under the justification of “but Israel, that place where Jews live, is militarily aggressive” is.
The comic’s title (and then its description) are a reference to the old adage “the pen is mightier than the sword”, commonly meaning that you can get more done with diplomacy rather than warfare (or that no matter how hard a war is fought, it will be diplomacy that leads to resolutions). StoneToss is trying to flip the meaning of the quote around to further justify his anti-Semitism. Memes about Jews being evil aren’t as bad as bombs, so why do people care so much when StoneToss hates Jews?! This isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last, that StoneToss attempts to minimalize anti-Semitic trolling/memes/hate speech, and while it is always a tactic to try and normalize bigotry (and therefore grow it, such as into general public sentiment and then political office), it is also always stupid as fuck.
With the description, StoneToss attempts to strawman anyone who thinks anti-Semitism is wrong. “Oh, you think we shouldn’t spread bigoted memes?? Don’t you know Palestine is being bombed??? You just think words are worse than bombs, congrats, you’re a Zionist (and this is inherently a bad thing of course, because that means you support Jews!!). Dishonest rhetoric is thankfully a very weak tool that is easily crushed if it’s opposed whenever an idiot attempts to employ it.
Comic Name: Ballot Blocked Description: Today we have a special guest comic from Café, a Spanish speaking cartoonist. (the description includes a link to the artist’s long-since suspended Twitter along with their somewhat popular Facebook page) Mouseover: oi, where’s your immigration loicense? Image Name: british-election-cafe-monera-guest-comic.png Originally Published: 12/16/2019
What The Comic Is: A man wearing a suit with the Communist symbol on it listens as a worker in hardhat and overalls complains that “they” need less immigration. The man offers instead to “give” more Muslims and gays, much to the anger of the worker. In the final panel it is revealed that the labour party has lost an election.
What Café Actually Thinks: Literal mask-off bigotry.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, “Gays” are not immigrants. Just throwing it out there quick. Anyways, so this ridiculously bad comic has the worker as a stand-in for the everyman, a generic metaphor for all of the voters in the UK. A great way for someone like Café, who lives in Mexico, to try and strawman the entirety of the UK people. The other guy, some kind of generic labour party politician, promises “more gays and Muslims” instead. Yeah, who would ever vote for a politician that is tolerant of gay people and Muslims, AM I RIGHT?
StoneToss at least (usually) tries to hide his bigotry, or present it as somehow being a non-PC twist to the side of enlightened logic. It’s amusing when he features guests like this who can’t come up with anything other than “BIGOTRY IS AWESOME LOL”. If there’s one good thing you can say about Café and their shitty comics, it’s that they’re not going to sway anyone. No one will look at a comic like this and think “I value myself as a closet bigot moderate, and this really inspires me to be more open about my hatred of other people” in the same way StoneToss does. A comic like this can only elicit either a “Wow, this comic is very dumb” or a “LOL I HATE GAY PEOPLE AND MUSLIMS TOO” reaction, depending on how much grey matter vs. shit your skull contains.
But we do get a great example of how StoneToss works. This comic says nothing, it contains literally zero message. It’s not a commentary on anything, it’s not trying to expose some kind of “Leftist hypocrisy” (a hypocrisy that never exists, of course, but honesty/reality isn’t the point), it’s just base bigotry. It’s the artistic equivalent of dryly stating “I hate gay people”. StoneToss might be a fucking idiot, but at least he makes comics that are worth evaluating. This is why StoneToss is so popular. Not because he makes ‘good comics’ (he doesn’t), but because he appeals to bigots due to the fact that his comics can, sometimes, be reasonably argued to only be “an unpopular opinion” or something like that. When people ask me why I bother maintaining a blog like this and analyze StoneToss comics, this is exactly why. StoneToss isn’t like this Café moron. His comics are fucking dumb, but they have a depth to them that is worth exploring and explaining fully; so the next time some fucklehead is running his mouth on Facebook about how something like a coded anti-Semitic comic is “just an opinion about Israel”, you can link him a blog he won’t read because he’s a knowingly dishonest idiot. But at least other people can learn from it, no?
Jesus Fuck it’s been eighty installments of this god damned blog. Crazy how time flies when you’re making fun of fascists, innit? Anyways, I hope you lads and ladettes enjoy this special 80th edition of StoneToss Is An Idiot. We’re almost to the end of the 2019 comics, which leaves just one more year until we’re finally caught up to with StoneToss. Wow, how exciting! Enjoy the show and remember to follow me on Twitter for boring blog-related updates and if you want to support what I’m doing, consider giving me your money over on Patreon, because daddy needy the greeny.
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Comic Name: Socialjism Description: KGB… …T Mouseover: sex workers of the world unite Image Name: communism-lgbt-comic.png Originally Published: 11/19/2019
What The Comic Is: A hammer and sickle lay crossed in the style of the Russian Community Party’s iconic symbol, this panel is labeled “Then”. In the second panel, labeled “Now”, the hammer and sickle are replaced by a Hitachi magic wand ‘personal massager‘ along with a flog arranged to resemble the communist symbol.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: “Modern day” Leftists/communists are all lazy, sex-addicted perverts, which has lead them all to become gay, furry, pedophiles, etc.; at least ‘old communists’ actually worked.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss doesn’t like communists, obviously, but he also has a raging disdain for anyone who is sexual or expresses any form of sexual liberation. How far this incel-esque bend goes is currently unknown, StoneToss may have yet many feelings of general sexual oppression left to express, but we do know he hates: Sex workers, women who have sex, women who do not have sex, possibly any form of non-vanilla sex and of course any non-hetero sex. StoneToss also closely adheres to the slippery slope notion of “gay leads to trans leads to pedophiles”, so it’s not a long shot to conclude he feels sexual liberation fits into the chain somewhere (perhaps either immediately before or after ‘gay’). Essentially, if you’re anything more than man-woman post-marriage missionary position, you are the seed from which springs the degradation and fall of all western civilization. Metal!
StoneToss seems to be at a bit of a loss with this comic, though. He desperately wants to paint a reality where communists don’t have jobs, but for this comic to work it hinges on recognizing that ‘the old communists’ at least did labor (unlike “today communists”, which are all lazy cucks and camgirls!!). So go figure, StoneToss and his feelings on people he doesn’t like are pick and chosen based on who exactly he wants to whine about at any given moment. I love how StoneToss depicts the vibrator toy as having recently been used, too. The man is like a perverted Beethoven; he draws pussy juice, yet he shall never know what it looks like in real life. How poetic(?)
The comic is just a stupid SEX = BAD, yet like usual StoneToss completely fails to ever elaborate on why sex is bad. Once upon a time, back in around 2010~2011, I recall walking through a parking lot and seeing an atrociously stupid bumper sticker. It was a badly photoshopped picture of Obama edited to be wearing Heath Ledger’s Joker makeup, with stock scratchy font that said something like “WHY SO COMMUNIST?”. It was such a remarkably idiotic image, leaning entirely on “JOKER IS BAD SO WE MADE OBAMA JOKER AND COMMUNISM BAD WITHOUT SAYING” without any other context or meaning. It’s the kind of thing a fatass boomer who hasn’t fucked his wife in 20 years would eagerly and brainlessly clap his bulbous, wobbling McArms to, like a seal when presented a sardine snack. The seal doesn’t know exactly why it likes the fish, it doesn’t know exactly why it should clap to receive it, it’s just going on pure instinct brain. Food is good, clap for fish. The idiot conservative is the same type of beast: Joker bad, Obama bad, arf arf arf, communism. What I’m trying to say is that this comic fucking sucks.
The description, “KGB…T” is a play on LGBT. What is it trying to say? That communism lead to transsexualism?? So is it actually: Communism > Homosexuals > Transsexuals > Pedophiles? Is StoneToss stupid enough to genuinely believe that, or is this just a really bad joke? Might as well just flip a coin, either answer is equally useless.
Comic Name: Help Wanted Description: Silver lining… Mouseover: Yuge employment numbers! Image Name: trump-and-black-unemployment-comic.png Originally Published: 11/21/2019
What The Comic Is: A red hat man and Donald Trump stand in the ruins of a dystopian cityscape, a billboard reading “Viva México!” hangs in the distance. The two watch as an American flag, ripped and tattered, burns in flames before them. Trump awkwardly interjects that the real victory may have been the black employment numbers they got along the way.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump destroyed America and didn’t build a border wall, so America is destroyed and Mexico takes it over, but the Trump administration touts employment rates as a reason why Trump’s presidency was a success.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: As discussed before on this blog, StoneToss hates Donald Trump. He originally gave Trump a tentative, touch-and-go type of limpdicked support until he was pretty sure Trump was 100% the xenophobic, Mexican-hating, brown-people-deporting “Nationalist” (read: Nazi) tin-pot he had been waiting for. He then went all-aboard on the Trumpy train, until it started dawning on him that maybe, just maybe, Trump wasn’t being totally honest about his Magic Genie Wish-tier unobtainable and unfeasible border wall. Just maybe it wasn’t going to happen. So StoneToss distanced himself from the great orange one, and instead began whining about how Trump wasn’t racist and stupid enough. I mean, credit where it’s due, I guess. Some of Trump’s cultists are still to this day fervently awaiting the moment Trump ‘reawakens’ and takes the country by storm, removing all the (((undesirables))). So I guess StoneToss might be an idiot Nazi, but he’s at least an idiot Nazi with standards? Is that a good thing? Or an even more pathetic thing? I dunno, whatever.
This comic is another jab at the Trump base. Trump supporters really don’t have a lot of things (rooted in any type of reality) that they can hold up as examples of Trump’s success as president. In fact, they have next to fucking none! One of the only ones they can actually tout is that unemployment steadily went down during Trump’s time as el presidente. This is true, though it’s a bit of a misrepresentation of the facts, as unemployment had been declining from dizzying highs like 8 and 10% during almost the entirety of the double trouble Obama terms. This decline simply kept happening under Trump, though most economists will agree neither president had anything major to do with the unemployment situation: it was a more natural change as consumers started spending money again. Unemployment numbers are one of the things Trump’s base is the loudest about though, especially when it comes to unemployment rates in minorities such as blacks.
StoneToss could have just made this a comic about Trump’s lame cuckDUCK presidency and how unemployment numbers weren’t really Trump’s doing. But the problem with that is that it isn’t stupid enough. Nah, Trump has to be depicted as DESTROYING America. It isn’t enough he didn’t build a wall, it’s that AMERICA IS DESTROYED BY MEXICO11111. Can’t the sheeple see? Trump’s victories were just a cover for the COLLAPSE OF WHITE CULTURE. Why should the USA give any concessions of any kind at all to a country like Mexico (it’s filled with people who have brown skin, for fuck’s sake!!!) just so people with black skin can have less unemployment?!?! HAVEN’T THEY READ THE REAL SCIENCE THAT SAYS BLACK PEOPLE ARE LESS SMART??? Poor StoneToss. Always the loser, never the winner. It’d be kind of sad, if he wasn’t a dumbass Nazi fuck. So instead, it’s just really amusing.
The name, “Help Wanted” is supposed to be a play on the ‘help wanted’ slogan you see on job offer signs. Get it?? Because we say “help wanted” when we want to hire someone for a job but it’s actually the USA that needs help because they aren’t electing any actual Nazis like StoneToss wants. omg so clever lolll
Comic Name: Bugmen Description: Yes, the [sic] literally restrain babies in this device: (picture of a ‘circumcision belt’, a plastic or foam body-molded tray to strap the newborn down in order to administer a circumcision) Mouseover: Die for Israel… Image Name: eat-the-bugs-circumcision-comic.png Originally Published: 11/26/2019
What The Comic Is: A man is told to drink an ominous bottle of ‘Soylent’, though he smoothly passes on the offer. In the next panel, he is told to live in pod houses that are labeled with numbers, though he smoothly passes again on the offer. In the third panel he is told to eat the bugs as he’s offered a green burger full of live worms, for a third time he smoothly rejects the offer. In the fourth panel, he is told to circumcise the child; a baby belted down in a harness while wailing, though this time the man seems to seriously consider the offer.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: People eat bugs because Jews.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Circumcision isn’t a great practice, we get it. It’s literally the only thing StoneToss says that makes any agreeable sense. Of course, he can almost never leave Jews, women or some other “New World Order” bullshit out of his statements. StoneToss is such a Nazi dumbfuck that it’s like a compulsory behavior for him to ruin anything people wouldn’t hate him for saying.
In this case, he bitches about soy (can’t not bitch about soy, after all) and space-conscious housing (fuck LITERALLY THE WHOLE WORLD, living in an earth-friendly house is all a plot by JEWS). StoneToss dislikes both of those things, but what the comic primarily concerns is another bitchy commentary on ‘insect protein’. He outright names the comic “bugmen” (which, for those of you playing at home, is a derogatory term for people who are considered “brainless consumers”, unlike CHADS like StoneToss, who NEVER BUY ANYTHING EVER AND OWN NOTHING). ‘Bugmen’ therefore is a bit of a double entendre in this comic, it’s referring to eating insect protein (bugs) being a trait of the bugmen. lol get it??
StoneToss also named the image ‘eat the bugs circumcision’, just in case it’s not clear which of the issues in the comic he feels the most strongly about. StoneToss and his fellow far-right Nazi-types really, really, really hate the idea of using insects as a source of protein. Not because it’s genuinely an odd concept to them, but because it’s “not what civilized westerners do”. Of course these tools will jerk off to the power of the free market, until the free market is suddenly leaning towards something they do not like. Then it’s the JEWS! The free market would never hurt good, Christ-faithful white people like StoneToss. StoneToss of course believing in a fairy tale myth that the coveted “free market” is meant to elevate white people and oppress non-white people. Can’t seem to handle the fact it could possibly ever be used against him somehow, the stupid fuck.
StoneToss rarely comments on circumcision without commenting on Jews, and whatodyaknow, the mouse over text mentions Israel! StoneToss hints that circumcision (historically practiced by Jewish people, although its prominence in the USA was all thanks to a Christian-fundamentalist nutjob cereal man) and Israel (which owes its very creation to the United States of America) are therefore linked to the aforementioned bug burgers, soy cola and pod houses. It’s the (((JEWS))). omg. So like always, this comic takes an issue that does not need to be turned into a “white people fight against extinction versus the evil Jewish shadow empire” and turns it into exactly that. Thanks, StoneToss, you human toenail clipping.
Comic Name: Back Room Description: Bedside manners. Mouseover: More like closet, amirite? Image Name: consenting-adults-comic.png Originally Published: 12/5/2019
What The Comic Is: Caricatures of a trans woman and, assumedly, a trans man talk to an assembled crowd of people (children? StoneToss’ art doesn’t always convey things the best but this comic is especially shitty). The trans woman questions the crowd as to why people would care what consenting adults do in the bedroom. The scene is revealed to be a public library (maybe?? Those are bookshelves in the background, right??). One of the people (kid??) in the group wonders why the speakers would use the term ‘bedroom’ when they’re in a (maybe) library. In the background, a person with a full beard walks out of the women’s restroom.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Gay and trans pride/awareness is not the result of decades of oppression and intolerance, nor is the presence of trans and gay people ‘natural’, it’s all about spreading “gay trans” ideas to children in order to corrupt society and ‘make more people turn gay’.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Careful, StoneToss!! You’re starting to slip!!! You drew the trans woman with real breasts instead of oranges, and you didn’t even draw her with an Adam’s apple!!!!! Hell, the trans man is actually more than halfway respectably drawn (I assume they’re meant to trans, as StoneToss depicts them with the ‘gay hair swirl’ he reserves only for male characters and the caricature in general is quite different from StoneToss’ usual depiction of lesbian women). For shame, StoneToss. If you’re going to be a bigoted Nazi dumbfuck, at least put some effort into it!
Anyways, this comic leans on an idiotic alt-Right/general conservative feeling that gay and trans people (among any other non-cis white groups) are “shoving it in everyone’s faces”, it channels some serious “I DONT HATE GAY PEOPLE I JUST HATE THAT THEY SHOVE THEIR GAYNESS IN MY FACE BY DARING TO EXIST AT ALL DESPITE CONSTANT PERSECUTION” Facebook meme energy. Your typical shallow bigot might leave it at that: rejecting gay pride and trans awareness by writing it off as “being shoved down America’s throat” (god forbid a systematically oppressed people who couldn’t even get properly married to each other for hundreds of years would fight for visibility and tolerance, right?).
Your Dumber Than The Average Asshole type of bigot, like StoneToss, takes this a step further. They ask “Why do the gaymos and trans ppls INVADE our LIBRARIES to TEACH? WHEN HAS EDUCATION EVER HAPPENED IN A LIBRARY??” and the answer they come to is that gay people have to “reproduce” by spreading their ‘degeneracy’. This is tied to the bigoted thinking point that gay people can’t reproduce on their own, and if they were ‘shut up’ and not allowed to ‘shove it down our throats’, then they’d all die out (“put all the gay people on an island and there’ll be no more gay people in 100 years”). This intentionally ignores the fact that gay people aren’t “produced”, they’re just born. From straight people. But this FUCKING INFURIATES losers like StoneToss. They literally can not handle or understand that gay people occur naturally, so they have to (with knowing ignorance) construct a fake version of reality where we could easily ‘dispose’ of da gayz if we only took the necessary steps to get there. But the truth of the matter is, these homophobic bigots aren’t that stupid.
StoneToss, your intolerant parent(s), homophobic church leaders. They fucking know that if you somehow ‘got rid’ of all the current gay people, there’d be more gay people later. Because it isn’t about actually ridding the planet forever of homosexuality, it’s about using rhetoric and unreality to make it out as if gay people are somehow even less than human. Like they’re “corrupted” or something, as if it’s some kind of disease or mental illness. A way to hand wash giving birth to a gay child (“It’s not my fault he’s gay, (((democrats))) got to him first!!). Ask them, any of them, who the hell the “original gay” even came from, if homosexuality is indeed something that has to be ‘spread’, and it’s always the same vague non-answer. Some will say it was Satan, others will say it was Jewish-created propaganda. Some of the especially idiotic will literally merge those two examples together! But they’ll never be able to elaborate further, because it’s all a bigoted system of faith for them. They don’t need to really justify how they feel, they just believe they know. Because they’re stupid cunts.
“Backroom” is a play on “Bedroom”, probably meaning anal sex, which is what gay people do. Genius, I know.
What The Comic Is: A man at a podium declares that Russia must stop meddling in their elections. He slams his hand down as the panel shows that behind the man is the AIPAC name and symbol.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The existence of the AIPAC is hypocritical because the USA cares when Russia tries to hack/directly interfere with elections.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The AIPAC, or American Israel Public Affairs Committee, is a lobby group that advocates for Israel in American policy making. Basically it’s an Israel-activist group that tries to use actions and words (and money, despite officially claiming to not donate to politicians it does so through its political action committees and other means) to sway people within the US government into further aiding Israel.
I want you to tell me if you can spot a difference in these two examples. Here’s example number 1: It’s a group of citizens forming a committee to advocate the government for something they want. Now here’s example number 2: It’s an unfriendly foreign country using hacking and targeted disinformation campaigns to directly tamper with and influence another country’s political elections. Do you see the difference? Yeah, that’s because you’re not A FUCKING IDIOT. StoneToss, however, is A FUCKING IDIOT.
I guess if the AIPAC is somehow akin to Russian election meddling, then that means… all advocacy groups are?? Funny enough though, I doubt StoneToss is going to make the same comic about groups like, say, the National Rifle Association or even something cartoonishly bigoted like the National Association for the Advancement of White People. Ah, yes, it’s only “Russian espionage-tier infiltration and political meddling” when the Jews do it. When the gun guys and the white supremacists do it, it’s just natural Americans reaffirming the USA as belonging to white people (which is the way things should be, White Jesus be blessed). Does StoneToss know that advocacy groups exist in the USA for basically every country on earth that the USA is on good terms with? Or maybe the better question is: if he does, would it matter? He’d still make the same stupid anti-Semitic comic, because he’s an idiot and doesn’t have anything else to say.
Considering the AIPAC is an AMERICAN ORGANIZATION COMPRISED OF AMERICAN CITIZENS THAT EXISTS AND OPERATES IN THE COUNTRY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, then it makes pretty much perfect fuckin’ sense that someone in the AIPAC, or someone speaking to the AIPAC (like politicians on both sides of the aisle such as Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Paul Ryan and Joe Biden all have) would say “Russia must stop interfering in our elections!”. The AIPAC and all of its members are USA citizens, StoneToss, you stupid motherfucker. Maybe this is an attempt at boogeymanning the AIPAC, making it seem (to the unaware) that AIPAC is some kind of Israel-based organization that operates in the United States. Or maybe StoneToss is just really, really stupid. Realistically speaking, it’s both.
And that’s all the time we have today, folks. Thanks for joining me for this 80th god damned installment of this shit. I hope you liked what you saw, and I hope to see you again here real soon on STONETOSS IS AN IDIOT: THE TV SHOW: THE BLOG.
Sorry for another late upload. I’ve been catching up on a lot of life stuff after recovering from my poopy illness. Next episode is the big 80th edition, which I plan to have on time and sexy as ever. Thanks for reading.
Comic Name: Mind Virus Description: It’s contagious. Mouseover: Cognitohazard Image Name: conspiracy-facemask-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: The logo on the sauce jar. Originally Published: 5/13/2021
What The Comic Is: A man in a UFO shirt and tinfoil hat goes about his business at a grocery mart. He is given a skeptical glare by a man wearing a face mask along with an upper-body encompassing “filtration device” and thick rubber gloves, who is currently disinfecting his groceries.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Libs are hypocrites because they buy into ‘conspiracy theories’ all the time.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This is not the first time StoneToss has made such an epically original observation by comparing ‘liberal hoaxes’ to UFO conspiracy theories (StoneToss is cripplingly unoriginal with nothing new to ever say and only has one fucking joke, goooooo fiiiiguuureeee). The obvious strawman is that StoneToss depicts the ‘covid conspiracy theorist’ as wearing a ridiculous respirator suit with gloves and disinfectant wipes. I would ask StoneToss to count the number of times he’s actually witnessed someone wearing a respirator unit in real life; or at least I would, if I were confident in StoneToss’ capability to actually count.
So he has to strawman something that doesn’t exist. Big deal, nothing new. But let’s discuss the other guy in the picture. StoneToss leans on the “UFO tinfoil hat” caricature whenever he wants to comment on a “hoax” that Leftists subscribe to (note, of course, that the supposed ‘Leftist hoaxes’ are never hoaxes). This isn’t because StoneToss is purely unoriginal, well okay that’s actually part of it too, but the other reason is that StoneToss is aware of the fact that his side (the Right) runs on nothingbut conspiracy theories. He has to sit and watch as the only people he can realistically ally himself with (far-right idiots) are constantly bombarded for their faith in conspiracy and fringe beliefs. StoneToss’ own world view, that of a ruling Jewish New World Order elite, is based firmly in the realm of conspiracy theory. Is it any wonder why he lashes out at mask wearing like this? Attempting to depict a reality where the classic tinfoil hat is replaced with hazmat-style ventilation units and everyone lives in crazy virus world, don’t those stupid libs know that people die of car crashes all the time?!?!!?
The description, “cognitohazard” is a term used, by all things, the SCP Foundation. SCP is a loose community of people who share mostly community-active stories (meaning anyone, anywhere, is allowed to contribute into or freely utilize ideas and concepts created within the SCP story world) pertaining to the existence of spooky paranormal entities and artifacts. Specifically, in SCP lore, ‘cognitohazards’ are paranormal objects that are dangerous to one’s senses (usually sight). Why is StoneToss using the term here in this comic? Who the actual fuck knows?? Maybe he’s saying masks are hazardous to your ability to breath, or maybe he’s referring to the fact that wearing a mask ‘marks’ you so the (((ruling elite))) know who the sheep are or… well, fuck, I have no clue. StoneToss, thy idiot eludes me.
With this comic we see once again StoneToss’ sad little desire to see reality flipped around. Where it’s actually the Leftists who are constantly buying into radical conspiracies , where it’s StoneToss and the Right who are always seeing truth and aren’t consistently mocked and made fools of for their stupid conspiracy-mongering. StoneToss had to sit by and watch his side eat itself over QAnon, a phenomenon that exposed thousands of voices on the Right as being woefully idiotic and collectively embarrassing to their side as a whole. QAnon only further cemented the Right as firmly the side of wild conspiracy, and even now StoneToss must endure the constant talk of the “Secret Trump Government” and Trump’s “totally real orchestration to take back the presidency” and he must clearly be aware that his proximity to the far-Right is going to put him into direct association with these wild delusions for a long, long time coming. He can’t directly disavow his own side’s conspiracy theory behavior; it would alienate tens of thousands of his supporters. So what does the alt-Right loser do when he keeps losing in past, present and future? Make up lies. Lie about Leftists, lie about who was behind QAnon (it wasn’t the Right, it was the Jews!!). Disown everyone who isn’t as Nazi as you want them to be. Fuck the truth, it’s not comforting. Open your mouth and suck up all the creamy, nutty goodness of lies badly told and even more badly defended.
Comic Name: Halls of Debate Description: Big Think Mouseover: Dragon furs are the worst. Image Name: furry-youtube-comic.png Originally Published: 11/7/2019
What The Comic Is: In the times of ancient Greece, a man clasps famous philosopher Plato by the shoulder, excitedly musing on the effect that Plato’s university will have on discourse in the ages of time to come. In the second panel, a man sits at a computer watching a YouTube video discussing the morality of ephebophilia.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Discourse (education) is bad because people can argue for things like ephebophilia.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, StoneToss, it isn’t “Dragon fur“, it’s “Scaly“. Get it right, ya darn goof. Ya darn lil’ goof. Ya silly little goofy. Ya unironic fucking idiot. You absolute dumbfuck. You shitstain. You little cumwad, you. Fucking idiot.
Anyways. At first this comic might seem like just a joke about how people in the past dreamed of discourse in the future being built off of their teachings and methods, only that in reality we have people arguing for dumb shit like the moral nature of ephebophilia. StoneToss is notoriously anti-education, however, as many of his far-Right ilk so often are. Go figure the anti-education lunatic is feeling the butthurt all the way back to Plato.
Who’s the blue dragon in the second panel, anyways? That would be YouTuber and dragon fur sorry, I MEAN SCALY, Kothorix. Who is Kothorix? He’s a small-time YouTuber who occasionally put out videos that would sometimes break maybe 30-50k views but more normally stagnated at just a couple thousand. He topped out at just 49k subs on YouTube (a very, very common threshold for channels that YouTube pulls from their algorithm, but this is all another story for another blog). So basically all this to say that, no offense to the sexy blue dragon man, that Kothorix is a nobody. He doesn’t have a massive social media following or a huge millions-of-subs YouTube channel. His opinions and thoughts on things are all pretty standard and appeal to basic logic and a lot of Leftist principles, he likes RuneScape and Overwatch and he’s a furry and blah blah blah. It’s a safe bet to say you’ve never heard of the dude or his videos.
So why is StoneToss making a comic about a random nobodyfur? Well, for two reasons. Kothorix’s channel would receive the most attention whenever he published on of his “rant” videos, these could range from rants about video games to rants on social justice and other more weighted topics concerning society and what realistic dragon penises would look like. Some of these videos could be slightly divisive, especially for his normally very Left-leaning audience. His easily most controversial video was his infamous (or at least somewhat infamous, given he’s not a very big YouTuber) “In Defense of Pedophilia”. In this rather brazenly titled video, Kothorix gives a pretty basic “we shouldn’t ostracize people with pedophilic urges and rather should help them receive the assistance they need” hot take, followed by a couple of minutes of wondering why a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old is so weird. He pulled the video in the wake of controversy it kicked up, but if you want to see it, it’s been reuploaded by another person. While he does meander off a bit, his main point is that pedophilia (or the very act of someone finding themselves attracted to the body of a minor) is more like an uncontrollable mental illness that one should be able to safely seek aid for, which yes is a totally extreme Western society-toppling opinion, I know.
So what is ephebophilia, anyways? You hear the term sometimes used by those defending pedophilic or adult-child relationships. Pedophilia is the sexual interest and urge towards children (pre-pubescent, before puberty and often specifically for young, very undeveloped bodies), whereas the more tongue twisty ephebophilia is a sexual urge for someone who has just recently finished their puberty development (so think a 15 year old who has finished an early puberty and who is fully sexually developed, but not yet a grown adult). This obviously gets nuanced, as a grimy creep-type of guy may not give a shit how old a ‘hot girl’ is, he’ll fuck her whether she’s 15 or not, so this type of person wouldn’t be necessarily an ephebophile because he simply doesn’t care what the age is, his attraction has nothing to do with the status of his attraction’s age or development. The same way someone who wants to bone a 15 year old isn’t a pedophile, though we in society would often label an 18 year old who is in a relationship with a 15 year old as a “pedophile”. This is because ultimately, society doesn’t generally care about the nuance. A creepy guy who doesn’t care about age and just wants to bone is going to be seen as pedophiliac regardless of technical definitions or the nuance therein.
SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES ALL THIS HAVE TO DO WITH STONETOSS? Well, that’s easy: StoneToss is an idiot. Kothorix is a virtual nobody. He doesn’t speak for anyone, he’s a small YouTuber with a middle-of-the-road channel that failed to gain any greater notoriety or attention, he isn’t the cutting edge of liberal opinion. He’s a literal “Literally who?“. To the best of my findings, Kothorix never even made a video titled “ephebophilia, immoral?” or any video talking specifically about ephebophilia, he only made the ‘in defense of Pedophiles’, and he made the video way back in 2017: a good two years before StoneToss made this comic about him. So why in the world was he relevant enough to StoneToss to be featured in one of the latter’s comics? Because this is the best that StoneToss has got. Feast your eyes, one and all, on the twisted hell-scape future that the Left has orchestrated: A random nobody YouTuber dragon furSCALY making a video about pedophilia being something to fix rather than ostracize. What has education done???
StoneToss: the left are all pedo cucks!!! they want to fuck kids!!!! look here’s a video from two years ago from a random small youtube channel where the furry host is left-leaning on several key topics!!!! this proves it, the west was destroyed by school!!!!!!!!
Most Rightists don’t have this kind of energy. They just claim Democrats are all secret globalist pedophiles that own a secret Illuminati child sex ring, then they shit their pants and call it a day. StoneToss, as we discussed in the first comic, is sadly aware of how entrenched in wild, baseless conspiracy theory his side of the camp is. This is like his desperate attempt to snoop into “the wild Left” and pull out damning evidence of what pedophilia-endorsing Leftist rhetoric looks like. It must get exhausting, chasing so desperately after the bizarre and ever-more-wild claims of his fellow Righties, trying to make them look in some way legitimate (whether this is pinning QAnon as “it was a Jewish-lead wild goose chase” or “look, a random nobody on YouTube thinks we shouldn’t kill pedophiles”). It’s like the Right, as a whole entity, is some kind of crumbling dam that can’t hold back the tidal wave of horseshit and StoneToss is frantically plugging the holes up with his fingers. Even as the goopy brown waters run over his face and coat his entire weakling body, he swallows down his pride and grins, because nothing could possibly be better than owning the libs.