StoneToss: Episode 92

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Comic Name: POZitive Affirmations
Description: I’m a feminist now.
Mouseover: YES.
Image Name: rape-culture-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png
Amogus: Seemingly First panel, between the legs of the woman speaking. Thanks to a reader for catching this one.
Originally Published: 6/15/2021

What The Comic Is: A group of radical feminists of all ages stand united, crying out that they live in a rape culture. A man, with deadpan calmness, simply responds “Indeed”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Transgender people and feminists were raped.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Let’s get the references out of the way. The woman doing the talking in the first panel is wearing a Lesbian pride flag t-shirt. The little girl (probably meant to be a biological male) is wearing the colors of Gay pride on their dress. The epical funnie trans woman in the back, slightly obscured, is wearing a Minor Attracted Person (MAP) pride flag on their dress (Their breasts, also, aren’t drawn correctly, by the way. It’s like StoneToss started to give her normal looking tits but then was like OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MAKE HER TITS ORANGES BECAUSE I AM SO FUNNY, so he quickly doodled the oranges in but forgot to make them actually line up to the contours of the boobs). “POZ” is slang for “Positive”, specifically in reference to being HIV positive.

This is StoneToss’ super duper totally coded way of implying, yet again, that pedophiles are a legitimate part of the LGBTQ+ community. He slightly hides it in the background, putting it alongside the “ABORT HERE” shirt (a fucking hilarious t-shirt, by the way), StoneToss is trying to be clever with this visual metaphor. On the outside of feminism you have lesbians and gay children, but on the SPOOKY (((INSIDE))), you have abortion and transgender pedophiles!!1111. One can only dream of what unfathomable terrors which lurk behind abortion and pedophilia… could it be… no… no, it is!! It is!! The one behind the pedophile is wearing… A SHIRT SUPPORTING MULTICULTURALISM HOLY FCUK NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

Of course this comic also fits StoneToss’ new, and startlingly pathetic, style of depicting the people he doesn’t like as being enraged, irrational and aggressive while depicting his stupid little self-insert as calmly, almost nonchalantly, giving a terse response that ToTaLlY rEkTz TeH lIbTaRdErZ. You see this kind of stuff with far-right idiots like PumpkinFace or Hedgewik, or even Ben Garrison or your standard “literally who?” newspaper political cartoonist. It’s an end product of never, ever winning in real life. If you can’t win real arguments, just make up a power fantasy where you SHATTER the LIBTARDS with your SCATHING (but never too invested, remember: it’s cooler if you don’t care that much but still just enough to pee yourself and make a stupid baby power fantasy comic about it) Facts And Logic(tm)(r)(c).

All this to say that StoneToss’ incredible commentary is just “If you’re gay or transgender, you were raped/groomed and also you’re a pedophile, er, oh yeah also abortion too I guess, why not, OH, and also HIV”. A web spun from only the most Machiavellian of thread. Indeed.

The description, “I’m a feminist now.” is probably a stupid joke about StoneToss supporting feminism because it means supporting a culture where feminists/trans people are raped

Comic Name: Ngo Country for Bold Men
Description: Today we have a special bonus comic featuring Andy Ngo, journalist covering Antifa violence.
Mouseover: A lefty’s Yellow Peril.
Image Name: andy-ngo-antifa-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 3/30/2020

What The Comic Is: Photographer and journalist Andy Ngo holds his camera up to a grow up antifa and Starbucks-brandishing Communists. A sign held by one of the antifa pajama men reads “Gay Asian Nazi Go Home”.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Before we talk about why an idiot like StoneToss loves Andy Ngo so much, let’s talk about who Andy Ngo is. You can be forgiven for not really knowing who Ngo is, he’s pretty obscure and his fifteen nanoseconds of relevancy came and went pretty quickly, despite strange and confused efforts o n the part of far-righters (like StoneToss) to prop Ngo up as some “weapon” against the Left. See, here’s what you might not have noticed about Andy Ngo…. He is ASIAN….

…What does that mean? It means that, uh. Well. I don’t know what it means. I know what StoneToss thinks it means: that a guy who isn’t white thinks Antifa are thugs. What are the real world implications of this? Absolutely fucking nothing. The Right loves (well, loved) to tout the ‘alliance’ they had with Ngo, who is conservative-leaning and more than willing to fully sacrifice all integrity as a journalist in order to skew facts for his own reasons/gain. In the past, StoneToss has mocked conservatives for their ‘hero worship’ of conservative black people. With this comic, StoneToss completely reveals that this was (shockingly enough) not commentary made for the purpose of pointing out hypocrisy or foolishness of the Right, but rather it was just StoneToss upset that black people were being recognized by the Right as being important to their agenda. Because the second an Asian guy is running around and doing dumb shit for Right-winger media, StoneToss creates an almost mural-esque Nat Geo cover photo in his honor.

“Yellow Peril” is a racist notion that Asia (specifically China or other emerging potential super powers) are threats to “Western Society”. In the mouse over text, StoneToss asserts that Ngo is “a Lefty’s Yellow Peril”, but no one on the Left hates Ngo for being Asian. Maybe they’re slightly confused as to why a non-white person would be so supportive of far-Right conservatism (and the heavily white supremacist movements therein), but no one hates Ngo for his race. They hate him for being a Right-wing shill who constantly doxxes private citizens, constantly misrepresents facts in order to create false narratives and is usually found spouting off dumb Islamophobic shit.

Ngo’s meteoric rise to relevancy began in 2017, when he was fired from his job as multimedia editor at the Portland State Vanguard, a student newspaper at Portland State University. Ngo was fired for intentionally misrepresenting the quotes, via his personal fucking Twitter, of a Muslim student. After his dismissal at PSU, Ngo claimed he was canned for “Political Incorrectness”. It’s important to note that “They fired me for being politically incorrect!!” is a universal translation of “I was fired for being a bigoted dumbfuck”. Ngo created a mini fire on Twitter, and was quickly noticed by fine media establishments such as Breitbart News and National Review. This lead to several high years of Ngo doing more stupid shit while pretending to be a legitimate journalist, kicking up drama and causing problems and inciting people to attack him. It’s true that members of Antifa have physically assaulted Ngo, and this isn’t exactly justifiable. However, the narrative that Ngo is a brave reporter who simply wants to capture the ‘violence of Antifa’ is completely false. Ngo is only interested in creating drama to report on so he can try grifting money from stupid Conservatives. For all his hard work, Ngo was treated mostly the same by Right-wing compatriots: used as a Token Azn Guy until people stopped caring about him, and then discarded.