Month: September 2021

StoneToss: Episode 96

~ stonetossisanidiot ~ 24 Comments

No, this isn’t an early post for this week, it’s an incredibly late post for last week. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAHahha. I’ve been incredibly busy at work, and honestly I don’t 100% know when I’ll be able to return to a better and more consistent upload schedule. However, I will continue trying to push episodes out at least once a week, even if the days are inconsistent. Thank you for reading, and I am sorry for the massive inconsistency in uploads. I sometimes remember to Tweet blog news and updates on my Twitter. I sometimes take other people’s money when they subscribe to my Patreon.

Baaaaaaaa-d side effects

Comic Name: Guinea Pig
Description: I’m horse from the waist down.
Mouseover: Baaaaaaaaa-d side effects
Image Name: ivermectin-stonetoss-comic.png
Amogus: Second panel, the end of the pill bottle.
Originally Published: 11/7/2021

What The Comic Is: An offensive caricature of a gay man smugly explains that the medications a second man are taking is meant exclusively for horses. The second man casually responds that although that may be so, the untested medicine is for sheep.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The vaccine is untested and ingesting a livestock medication is the better alternative.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss sure likes finding new ways to sink to new lows. This time it’s shilling the (incredibly dangerous) theory that Ivermectin, a medication used to treat parasitic infections such as roundworm, is a potential treatment for Covid19. There’s a few important things to focus on in this comic, so let’s break them down and go through them. Get your condoms on, people. It’s going to get cummy.

StoneToss, being a huge sack of shit, most likely hasn’t/wouldn’t take ivermectin himself.

Over the last year or so of this writing, StoneToss has evolved from Stupid Fascist Webcomic #6,821 into being more of a ringleader for fascists. He has actual weight and influence now, and he can not only perpetuate information, but even put his own spin on it or create it from scratch. At this point StoneToss is going into the territory of perpetuating information that will actually kill the people that listen to him. Which is being a based reverse-cuck loser, I guess. The defining hallmark of being such a shill among shills, however, is a non-belief in the very things you peddle. StoneToss likely wouldn’t take ivermectin himself if he ever caught covid, but he makes more money if he promotes the idea of it. After all, it makes sense that StoneToss wouldn’t actually believe in the usefulness of ivermectin when you consider that…

Ivermectin has its roots in QAnon, something StoneToss has disavowed in the past.

Ivermectin’s potential use as a treatment for covid was actually something being talked about as early as January 2021, so it’s by no means a new theory. A medical group calling itself ‘Front Line COVID-19 Critical Care Alliance’ (or FLCCC) published studies it said proved a link between covid treatment and ivermectin (though the rest of the medical world disagrees and does not share in the theory that ivermectin is a proven treatment for covid). However, it’s only been in the last month that this information has really picked up steam online. Why? Because QAnon and QAnon-adjacent communities have picked up on it.

StoneToss has disavowed the QAnon movement as being bullshit designed for stupid people (whoa, StoneToss is actually kind of based, what do you know?) and that QAnon was perpetuated by the Jews (Nope sorry, false alarm, he’s still a fucking idiot). Further than that, StoneToss never once made a single comic about the efficacy of any of Donald Trump’s supposed ‘covid treatments’, proving that StoneToss doesn’t believe in just any dumbfuck myth. So why this one? Probably because it has a lot of traction right now, and StoneToss knows this is what his followers want to see. I mean, sure, maybe StoneToss has taken his stance on ivermectin straight from the FLCCC, though this seems very unlikely given he has never spoken of it before now, meaning he probably picked it up from QAnon cultists. That it comes from a source he’s already alienated himself from doesn’t matter, because StoneToss is not a man of principles. He’s a bigoted shill. Which is also why…

StoneToss uses carefully loaded language.

StoneToss calls the covid vaccination an “untested medicine”. This is not true, but at the same time he uses this language to suggest that ivermectin is a tested medication for covid. It isn’t. In fact, it’s really just the opposite. Where you have an incredibly small chance of experiencing an adverse reaction to the covid vaccine, taking ivermectin that is meant for livestock or horses is actually incredibly bad for you. How bad? Well, the ivermectin is in such a high and concentrated dose because it’s supposed to deworm horse intestines. Horse intestines are much larger and more durable intestines than humans. What happens when a horse’s dose of ivermectin passes through a human intestine? If you’re lucky, you’ll just get really sick. If you’re really unlucky, then your guts basically get torn apart and you shit yourself to death.

So, big brain time, just don’t take horse ivermectin. Take a human dose. Smart, right? Well, taking ivermectin for things outside of its intended purposes can also lead to sickness, albeit far more mild than the horse ivermectin. Not only that, but if people think they can take a deworming medicine to treat covid, then they’re not going to seek proper prevention or treatment for the disease. They’re going to mindlessly follow rumors they’ve found online, ignoring medical facts given to them by professionals who have trained for years to do what they do. Hmm, almost like some sort of sheep or something, right? Yeah that’s right, don’t be a sheep! Just listen to StoneToss, someone who is shilling for a treatment that he likely doesn’t believe himself. Like some kind of totally-not-a-sheep would do. Right.

This comic, stripped of all its different layers, is basically just “it’s not YOU who is a sheep, it’s EVERYONE ELSE”, which is exactly what StoneToss’ idiot followers want to hear. StoneToss makes it clear that he’s gotten the message: He won’t comment negatively on QAnon anymore, because the one time he did that, his followers didn’t like it. StoneToss is nothing if not a good little sheep, after all.

Love wins.


Comic Name: Borne This Way
Description: True colors.
Mouseover: Love wins.
Image Name: self-pride-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 4/28/2020

What The Comic Is: A man wearing a MAGA hat asks an offensive caricature of a gay man why he is waving a pride flag around. The gay man answers that people should be proud of who they are. The MAGA man, interest piqued, wonders if he should also be proud of who he is, which elicits a reaction of disgusted alarm from the gay man.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: White, straight people are oppressed.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Yet another tired comic where StoneToss bitches about gay pride or black pride or whatever else. We’ve been down this exact same subject a couple times in the past, because StoneToss literally can not not complain about this. His entire argument is laying out that while gay pride or black pride are celebrated and encouraged, that “white pride” is the rhetoric of intolerance.

So why can gay people have their gay pride? Well, it’s because for hundreds of years in the USA, homosexuals were oppressed at best and outright hurt/murdered as worst. They were literally disadvantaged and oppressed, and it took decades and decades of fighting and struggling just for gay people to get to a point where their existence was tolerated, let alone a point where they had (White, blue eyed conservative Jesus forbid) equality. Gay people still have a ways to go in our society, so there’s still a big reason for them to fight for validity and acceptance.

Straight white men have been in charge of things since the beginning of the country. They, as a group, never faced oppression. They do not need to demonstrate pride. While this might seem unfair to you, if you’re a child, it’s just the logical way reality works. Gay people need pride, because they have to fight back against a system (made by straight white guys, for the record) who deny them the basic right of being human.

How about this, StoneToss: as soon a white people are the oppressed and not the oppressor, you can have a white pride parade. And no, not being able to be mask off racist is not oppression, you dollop of rectum pus.

StoneToss: Episode 95

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I tried really hard to find free time to prepare this week’s post. I’m struggling a bit at the moment with everything in my life being busy, and I think for now I may be moving posts to Sunday. I stayed up extra late to get this bitch out this week, just so I can show you all how much daddy loves you. I sometimes remember to Tweet blog news and updates on my Twitter. I sometimes take other people’s money when they subscribe to my Patreon.

...and Bernie still lost. AHAHAHAHA

Comic Name: Don Queerxote
Description: When all you have is a hammer (and sickle), everything looks like a nail.
Mouseover: …and Bernie still lost. AHAHAHAHA
Image Name: don-quixote-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 4/14/2020

What The Comic Is: A man in suit of armor laments, pondering what good a hero is without a villain. Suddenly seeing a windmill, the man charges, the blades of the windmill shown to resemble a Nazi swastika.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: People only THINK Nazis exist, because they’re actively looking for a villain.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Don Quixote is an amusing story about an insane man. StoneToss is a shitty comic, drawn by an insane man. This similarity doesn’t mean anything, I just wanted to point it out. In the tale of Don Quixote, titular character Don Quixote, at one point, charges at a bunch of windmills, as he believes them to be evil giants. Of course, Quixote is just a nutcase and what he’s seeing aren’t really giant monsters, they’re just some windmills. Here is StoneToss’ stupid comparison: that “queers” (i.e., people who aren’t StoneToss’ approved brand of bigot) are Don Quixote-esque in their pursuit to find Nazis. Proud Boys preaching for white supremacy? Rioters carrying torches and chanting that Jews will not replace them? StoneToss making comics about a Jewish conspiracy to replace white people with black people? ARE YOU STUPID????? None of those are Nazis!!!!!!!!!!! The Nazi party doesn’t exist anymore, which means no one can possibly be likened to them. Don’t be so stupid!

But the comic goes further than that, as. StoneToss accuses his detractors of being bad faith actors entirely. That Antifa isn’t standing for any moral reason, but exists simply so that deranged loonies with hero complexes can “have their villain to battle”. Fun theory, I guess, except just like every other time StoneToss has attempted to accuse Antifa of over zealously labeling everyone as a Nazi, it doesn’t hold any water when subjected to reality.

If you march down the street chanting that Jews will not replace you, people will label you a Nazi. If you make comics on the internet about how Jews and black people are ruining the USA, people are going to call you a Nazi. If you promote feelings of transforming the USA into an ethnostate where women have less rights than men, people are going to label you a Nazi. And guess what? It doesn’t fucking matter if the Nazi party isn’t around anymore, and it doesn’t matter if you (a fascist dumbfuck) think the label is an exaggeration. If you act like the Nazis acted, people are going to call you a Nazi. Fucking bizarre, I know.

The description references the quote “When all you have is a hammer, everything look like a nail“, or that someone with a limited understanding of something (or limited resources or tools) will feel the urge to apply their limited scope to everything. An over eagerness to use what they’ve got, basically. In this case, StoneToss is trying to assert that when all you have is Communism, everything looks like Nazism. What the fuck does that mean? I do not know.

...these (wrist) wounds will not heeeaaaaaallll...

Comic Name: Craaawling In My Sin
Description: Using the “wrong” pronouns is a revolutionary act.
Mouseover: …these (wrist) wounds will not heeeaaaaaalll…
Image Name: christian-and-satanist-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 4/16/2020

What The Comic Is: A Satanist with a horrible skull deformity smugly declares his affinity for Satan and chaos, wanting affirmation of his edginess. A man with a proper haircut and clothes, with a bible tucked under his arm, responds that he prefers God and orderliness. The Satanist, eyes wide with horror, runs away crying that the the man is going to kill everyone.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Oh no, Christians are oppressed and under attack 😦

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, “Orderliness?” Who the fuck is this guy on the bench? Ned Flanders? If there was somehow ANY doubt of StoneToss’ IRL religiousness, for fuck’s sake let this slip of obscure biblical language put it to rest. But alright, let’s get to the point of this comic. It’s obviously StoneToss whining about the growing suspicion and anxiety concerning religious (Christian) individuals and their penchant for committing violent crimes. For a very long time in the USA it was the other way around: It was always “The Satanists” who were being tossed around in the news; deranged killers and psychopaths with their ‘devil worshipping’. It’s a new phenomenon for Christians to finally be under the limelight, with several mass shooters and professed neo-Nazis committing or promoting violence in the name of Christianity.

What does StoneToss do when religious fruitcakes commit violence? Does he disavow their actions, assert that he doesn’t stand with them? Does he distance himself from such extremists? No, of course not. He develops a victim complex and pisses his pants. Quick, depict a world where a nice white Christian man is publicly feared. Oh no, Christians are so oppressed can’t you see??

This is another one of those StoneToss comics that are unironically true, just not in the way StoneToss intended. Yes, due to the actions of violent Christians it’s totally plausible to perhaps believe a Christian might kill you! Oh, what’s that? StoneToss doesn’t like being the victim of stereotyping?? It makes him feel upset and unfairly attacked??? Huh, funny… One would think that given how readily and happily StoneToss attacks others for stereotypes or other imagined justifications that he would have slightly thicker skin when the same happens to his camp, but alas, one would be vastly overestimating the basic maturity that StoneToss possesses.

When some wackjob ‘Satanist’ commits a crime, the media is all over it. Hyping it up that an “alleged Satan worshipper” committed a crime, as if ‘Satan worshipping’ is a noteworthy attribute. When a religious fruitcake commits a crime, even for a reason related very much to their religious belief, you never hear news anchors and talking heads blab about “ALLEGED GOD WORSHIPPER, SUPPOSED CATHOLIC”. But yes, StoneToss, please go on about the poor victimized Christians you goddamned tool.

The comic’s title is truly a look into StoneToss’ religious fruitcakery: an unironic jab at Satanists for being sinful. Most people don’t really care about someone being a Satanist or something dopey like that, but StoneToss and his fellow far-right Christians really, really, really unironically care a lot about Satanists. Go to many right-leaning communities and you’ll see this deranged and very genuine anger for ‘Satanists’, which of course the fruitcakes will randomly claim any given Democratic politician is an adherent of.

“I MAKE STUPID COMICS ABOUT JEWS BEING EVIL, PRETTY EDGY, HUH?” “Sure, but I prefer comics that aren’t fucking stupid”. “HELP, HE’S GONNA OPPRESS THE DOMINANT RELIGION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!”