Comic Name: Skeptic Justice Warrior
Description: More like horsesh*t theory, amirite?
Mouseover: …and then the two SJWs leave to vote for socialized healthcare.
Originally Published: 1/16/2018
What The Comic Is: A man with a torch stands before a man with a gay pride flag. An overweight man with a fedora comments that both men are the same. The man with the gay pride flag demands the man with the torch bake his homosexual cake, the man with the torch answers with a firm negative. The fedora man stands in solidarity with the gay pride man, accusing the torch wielder of being a monster.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That only the right gets villainized and that the left is always painted a victim.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: So the reason the fat guy has a horseshoe on his shirt is that StoneToss is referencing the “horseshoe theory”, in which two opposing forces, when they get far enough apart, tend to eventually ‘horseshoe’ towards one another, getting closer and closer (like the shape of a horse shoe; the two ends actually grow closer together the further they go). What this means is that when two sides extremely oppose one another, they eventually begin employing behaviors that are similar to each other. In this instance, it’s a man commenting that both the left and right are ‘the same’ because they both have extremists who are willing to commit violence or use force to get their way. Of course this isn’t really true about the left in most cases, but let’s ignore that massive and impossible to ignore lapse in reality for the sake of ripping further into this stupid comic.
The gay pride guy asks the torch guy to bake his “gay” cake (is the cake gay? Is it a cake for gay people? Does the cake turn purple gay?? IS IT ALL OF THE ABOVE???). Torch guy say no (because many on the side of conservatism are anti-human rights). Fat horseshoe guy chides torch guy. What StoneToss is saying with this is that the left are treated as victims because they want to ‘force the gay’ on other people. Obviously the cake is a reference to the cake two gay men ordered from a bakery in 2012. The owner of the bakery refused to bake the cake, citing his religion prevented him from contributing to a gay marriage. This case was off and on for several years until in late 2017 the case landed at the Supreme Court. While the Supreme Court would actually go on to side with the baker in a historic 7-2 vote, this wouldn’t be until months after this comic was published.
Anyways, gay cake history lesson aside, StoneToss is mocking centrists, who normally would condemn or find faults with both sides, for their siding with liberals on the matter of same-sex discrimination. This is one of those comics where StoneToss is desperately trying to point the finger at leftists and scream “HAHA LOOK HOW STUPID THEY ALL LOOK” even though the comic actually represents a progressive and morally good reality, even down to its mouseover text. Of course there’s also StoneToss and his attempt to frame liberals as some kind of victim complex. Yeah, why would anyone in their right mind think you shouldn’t be able to discriminate against gay marriage, amiright?
Comic Name: Refugees Welcum
Description: gf redistribution when?
Mouseover: Remember Moldylocks? Well, she swallows skeet on webcam for a living.
Originally Published: 1/25/2018
What The Comic Is: A man in a robe attempts to sell the benefits of socialism. He describes a system in which food and wealth is shared, and in the third panel also admits that women are shared by socialism as well, as his girlfriend gives a nude man an optical inspection of his genitalia, likely in a medical examination as part of her tenure as a health care professional, highlighting a socialized healthcare system.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Socialism will lead to open borders and then black men will fuck all the white women.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: At face value this is just a stupid comic about hating women and calling liberals cucks; which is about the extent of thought one might expect StoneToss to exhibit. However, there’s a bit more to unpack with this one. First, StoneToss feels the need to make this about immigration (for some reason) with the comic’s title. It’s not just black guys in your own country, it’s the refugees from other ones! They’re going to come and cuck people wtf no omg. What StoneToss might be saying further than this is up for speculation. Is he whining about “white replacement”, the notion that white people are slowly ‘dying out’ both in numbers and in influence over the USA? Or is he openly admitting that if refugee men enter the country that white men would “lose” to them and become cuckolds? Well, we know StoneToss has a cuckold fetish, so let’s go ahead and chalk it up to the former and the latter. Once again we watch the human tragedy of StoneToss: loser who is racist but wants his nonexistent female love companion to cuckold him with a black guy.
“Moldylocks” is the disparaging nickname given to an antifa activist who was punched in the face during a violent scuffle between antifa and free speech protestors. She has since gone on to perform in different internet porn videos. What relevancy this should have at all with the comic I have no notion, but it’s most likely that StoneToss is trying to suggest that antifa women are whores, and we all know how bad it is when a woman fucks more than one man, aMiRiTe?