StoneToss: Episode 53

Comic Name: Gait Keeper
Description: Step Right Up (followed by another link to the defunct newproject2 site)
Mouseover: Imagine the smell.
Image Name: magic-dirt-comic1.png
Originally Published: 3/28/2019

What The Comic Is: A black foot steps down onto the ground, turning white as it lifts up again. This is labeled “Magic Dirt”. A black foot steps down onto the ground, leaving behind a visible dirt mark as it lifts up again. This is labeled “Actual Dirt”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Immigration is bad because cultures never mix and black/brown people just leave their “dirt marks” on the countries they enter.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: “Magic Dirt” is a racist term for the supposed ‘theory’ that a person moving to a country will, upon setting foot on the ‘magic dirt’, integrate into that society. This is why the black foot becomes white; the ‘magic dirt’ theory would suggest that a black person moving into the USA would suddenly ‘become white’ and integrate into the USA’s ‘white society’. When in “reality”, the black person just leaves their dirty impression on ‘white society’, never integrating. 

The xenophobia and racism are pretty apparent once you understand exactly what the fuck this stupid comic is even trying to say, but I like how StoneToss couldn’t think of a good way to show the black foot leaving dirt on the floor without inexplicably changing the setting of the top two panels (shown outside, in some dirt-covered turf) to the bottom two panels (shown in some Vaporwave-esque purgatory room with a floor of irregularly sized tiles). Maybe it’s a commentary on “non-USA countries are dirt, the USA is tile because it’s advanced and civilized”, but I think StoneToss realizing it’d be hard to show dirt being left on dirt, because he’s a dumbass, is just as likely an explanation.
The comic’s stupidity goes deeper, however. Because no one claims that an immigrant will ‘magically’ integrate into a society. ‘Integration’ into a new society is something that takes years, or even generations. And to a certain point upholding the culture of one’s place of origin is seen as a societal benefit for a nation’s diversity (which is obviously why xenophobes hate it so much). We don’t want people to move into the country and magically become the same as everyone already living there, as that would be almost just as xenophobic as wanting them to not move here in the first place. So there is no “magic dirt theory”, because no one really peddles the thought that immigrants will come to America and the ‘magic dirt’ will make them American. Rather, it’s diversity and pursuit of a better future that makes them American. StoneToss really, really hates this, so he has to create arguments that no one makes.

Obviously the bottom two panels are StoneToss trying to say that immigrants imprint their ‘dirt’ onto the countries they move into. This ‘dirt’ is clearly meaning to represent the ‘bad’ things; crime, non-white culture, race mixing, languages that StoneToss can’t understand, etc. that StoneToss feels they bring and leave onto the societies they ‘invade’.
Also, check out the way StoneToss just re-used the background in the first two panels. It’s even lazier because the foot is supposed to be taking a step, which means we’re expected to believe the foot transcended all material reality and stepped forward onto the exact same patch of land that it just took a step from.

The comic’s name is a play on the term Gate Keeper/Gatekeeper, a term referring to someone(s) who tries to control access to something, like the keeper of a gate. This can be metaphorical gatekeeping (“You’re not a REAL fan of The Simpsons unless you know all the production numbers behind each episode“, for instance) or can be more physical, such as not allowing people into your country based on their skin color, for instance.

Comic Name: Digging Deep
Description: sniff… 
Mouseover: Give ’em (sic) the finger
Image Name: usa-israel-comic1.png
Originally Published: 4/2/2019

What The Comic Is: The hand of America (probably meant to be Uncle Sam or some other caricature) holds up a finger, a green boogie on its tip. The second panel is revealed to be a giant nose.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Deep state Jews.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss went on some kind of bizarre pretentious kick around this time, producing comics that were very minimalist (this one doesn’t even have labels on its panels). While the comic about magic dirt was concrete enough thanks to the panels, this one is so strangely abstract that if you didn’t know StoneToss hated Jews (and you weren’t aware of ‘Jews = big nose’), you’d probably think this was a strange fetish comic with a patriotic undertone. Or maybe a strange patriotic comic with a fetish undertone?

Anyways, it’s just a boring ‘deep state’/Fellow Whites comic. Per the comic’s title, if you “dig deep” (into the state), you’ll find that all the boogers (bad stuff) comes from a big nose (Jews, who are behind everything). With the image name of the comic in mind, we can see it’s also more weak commentary on Israel. StoneToss doesn’t like that the USA treats Israel like a real country, it’s because of deep state Jews, blah blah blah. 

Funny enough, StoneToss creates his most direct and succinct messages when he’s using as few words (none at all, in this case) and imagery as possible. Go figure that a comic about boogers with no words would be something StoneToss is good at making.

Comic Name: Cry Wolf
Description: A stupid screenshot of drama YouTuber Keemstar’ Tweeting that AOC was not in the Capitol building when the DC terrorists broke into it.
Mouseover: ay caramba! 
Image Name: capitol-protest-aoc-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 2/4/2021

What The Comic Is: Antifa burn buildings and the American flag, AOC watches on through binoculars with smug satisfaction. AOC then spots peaceful MAGA protestors and calls for help on her red telephone, huddling in fear, even as it’s shown that the MAGA protestors are off in the far distance. Her pants also turn into a skirt halfway down, apparently.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: AOC was ‘crying wolf’ for publicity and clout.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: AOC made comments about how she feared for her life during the Capitol riots, as she huddled to hide. This was because 1.) Domestic terrorists were trying to lynch politicians and were breaking into buildings, bludgeoning police officers to death and 2.) Specifically, AOC feared the worst when she heard someone breaking into her own office and shouting ‘Where is she?’. This turned out to be, thankfully, security forces breaking in to find and secure AOC. Domestic terrorists and their sympathizers are not honest people, obviously, and so they are keen to leave out the part where AOC said she feared for her life specifically when she heard someone break in and shouting ‘where is she’.

But who cares? This asinine gatekeeping on when someone gets the greenlight to begin fearing for their lives is the most cowardly and blatantly dishonest shit that Rightoid drones have ever spouted (so far!). Rioters broke into the capitol in mass, broke through police boundaries and were purportedly searching for politicians to murder as they constructed gallows. Reports were coming in of police officers being killed, terrorists being shot as they attempted to break into hallways where the Vice President was being kept, etc. AOC, someone who gets death threats every single fucking day, thought she might be in trouble? Wow, how un-fucking-believable. What a drama queen, lolz. 

Of course the comic, and StoneToss’s pathetic, weakling rhetoric, wouldn’t be complete without the coup de grace: Portraying the domestic terrorists as, in reality, being peaceful. “They stayed within the red velvet boundaries”, “all that happened was a window was broken”, “the police shot an innocent protestor SAY HER NAME111”, “there was no riot in the capitol”, “if there was, it was Antifa”, “AOC is just lying like always for media clout, she needs to go back to pouring drinks”. The list goes tirelessly on with the fake reality clown world horseshit that these societal rejects subscribe to as a coping mechanism for their own internal failures. One would think that people like StoneToss would get tired of constantly lying to themselves, but you have to realize that living in a constructed power fantasy reality is what losers like StoneToss fucking live for.

StoneToss: Episode 47

Comic Name: Capitol Gains
Description: How it’s done.
Mouse Over: Never send a trans woman to do a man’s job.
Image Name: washington-dc-capitol-trump-protest-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/7/2021

What The Comic Is: An Antifa pajama man stands in front of Starcucks Coffee, the sign of which is incorrectly centered but StoneToss was too lazy to frame the background better in order to make his stupid joke. The Antifa man proclaims his desire to bring down the establishment, having tossed a small block of uncooked meat into the window of his local Starcucks. Before he can finish his proclamation, two terrorists barrel through him, holding stolen materials taken from the US Government. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Terrorism is BASED.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: January 6th 2021 will forever be marked as one of the most historically significant moments in the USA. Trump-supporters, unhappy with reality, protested in Washington D.C. over Trump’s loss in the 2020 Presidential election. Spurred on by weeks of Trump falsely claiming the election was stolen, a chunk of these protestors decided to become The Greatest Patriots Of All Time And Space ruin their lives and get sent to jail.

On its own, this comic isn’t much past face value. It’s just a stupid comic that Antifa are cucks while the D.C. terrorists “got the job done” and “did it the right way” (whatever the fuck StoneToss thinks that means). However, with this comic, StoneToss is doing two things. First of all, he’s making his stance on the issue clear: MAGA was behind the riot. This is important, as the riot has begun to separate and confuse groups of right wingers, who can’t agree on just who started it or who was behind it. Popular lie-fueled conspiracy theories are that Antifa or Black Lives Matter activists actually organized or crisis-acted the entire thing, or that it wasn’t a ‘”riot” at all, and all that happened was some people broke into and walked around some buildings (this shit-take is especially heinous, given how much video footage evidence of rioting was captured, but whatever, I never said these theories were intelligent or made in anything other than complete bad faith).

Second, StoneToss not only actively supports the riot, but he believes something of significance was achieved by it. I mean, I guess that’s true, if you consider dozens of felony charges and prison sentences to be something fitting the criteria of “significant”. In the comic the two men are carrying a computer labeled “Speaker Pelosi”, obviously meant to be a reference to the computers and computer hard drives that domestic terrorists stole from Government property. The line of thinking behind the theft of the computers is that tons of Socialist Communistic Chinese Child Porn And Plans To Commit 9/11 A Second Time Only Using Unborn Fetuses And Christian Churches Instead Of Towers will be discovered by intelligent, paint-huffing rednecks who know as much about hacking into computers as they do about not beating their girlfriends. 

In reality, all of the stolen hard drives are basically worthless because no classified or important information is actually stored on them. Rather, that information is kept on secured servers. The hope for the to-be incarcerated, then, is that Pelosi pulls a Hillary and keeps random information on her computer. These people are going to be put into prison, lose their jobs and have permanent felonies for the rest of their entire lives just to find out Pelosi installed Microsoft Solitaire on her shitty Government-issued laptop. 

But it’s not what the comic says so much as it is what StoneToss himself says. StoneToss Tweeted constantly as the riots were ongoing, celebrating and cheering the vandalism on. StoneToss is spinning the riots in a way that is different from the popular talking points of “Antifa did it” or “It wasn’t that bad, the media lied”. StoneToss is using the riots as some stupid example of “White/Right Superiority”, depicting Antifa or BLM rioters as disorganized hoodlums who break shop windows, while the D.C. terrorists were ‘getting the job done’, with their Gravy Seals LARP costumes and their random destruction and theft. Because nothing says “getting the job done right” quite like a mob of frenzied cultists beating a member of “The Thin Blue Line” to death with American flags while singing songs about American liberty. 

Comic Name: Echo
Description: Flip floppers.
Mouseover: Do as I say, not as I do.
Image Name: law-and-order-trump-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/12/2021

What The Comic Is: Trump tweets from a phone as he stands before a scene of an Antifa-esque riot. An Antifa pajama man stands before the D.C. terrorist riot. In unison, the pair proclaim “Law and order!”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Antifa is hypocritical because they rioted in the past.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This comic is pretentious. True literary pretentiousness is when you use intentionally complex or verbose words or iconography to relay a message that, when reduced to its basic parts, doesn’t really fucking mean anything. So, what was the purpose of having Trump stand on the side of the Antifa riot and the Antifa guy on the side of the D.C. riot? I have no fucking clue, and it’s likely that neither does StoneToss.

StoneToss, to his credit, generally draws shit pretty straight forward. Even if there’s hidden or double meanings or deeper context, he doesn’t usually make his shit so difficult to understand. He clearly wanted to be very dramatic with this strip, complete with the Antifa guy very dramatically breaking through his panel to point to Trump, even covering up part of Stonetoss’ website signature. While we can’t always divine exactly what StoneToss specifically means when he makes a comic, we can always rest assured it was of little intellectual value or purpose. 

The first strip we covered was posted on the 7th, the very day after the riots. This one was drawn a few days later, on the 12th, and it seems by then that StoneToss decided to backpeddle slightly from his original stance of ‘BASED DC RIOT THIS IS HOW ITS DONE BOYS’. He depicts the D.C. protestors as totally orderly, flying their flags of FREEDOM and BASEDNESS. StoneToss draws the rioters as being behind the proximity fencing, as we can clearly see they’re behind the fences but in front of the Capitol building. Whether StoneToss meant to do this, or he just made a mistake because his sense of strip layout is shit, remains to be debated. 

He’s trying to mock Antifa as being ‘flip floppers’ (an old callback to the 2004 Presidential election, when John Kerry ran against George Bush; Kerry was frequently called a ‘flip flopper’ by his opposition for his alleged changing of stances on different issues). In the case of Antifa, StoneToss claims there’s a great hypocrisy between Antifa and BLM riots versus the “peaceful tour” that took place in D.C.

There might be some small grains of truth to this hot take. Riots after the murder of people like George Floyd unfortunately saw random acts of larceny and vandalism, as will occur in any proper riot. People, no matter the moral strength of their ideology, are susceptible to being reduced to wild and base instincts when whipped into a mob frenzy. This doesn’t make random acts of vandalism okay when committed by BLM or Antifa protestors, and those ideological movements as a whole need to better themselves at individual levels and hold to higher standards when conducting protests. Of course there will always be a level of opportunistic looters, but at least they’re generally separate from the riot itself (as with something like the George Floyd riots) and aren’t the whole reason the riot is happening for in the first place (such as the D.C. terrorism).

More than that, though, is the reason these riots happen. When police continuously murder citizens and get away with it, especially prevalent in their murder of people of color, the public tends to start to get sick of it after awhile. When peaceful means of protest continue to be ignored both by the Government and the corrupt police organizations, what the fuck do you expect to happen? Peasants without bread can do two things: starve or riot, and when given the choice, it’s always going to be the latter. Citizens without liberty tend to be no different. And see, that’s kind of the difference. The terrorists who attacked their own nation’s capitol did so because they wrongly believed the lie that their cult leader lost the election, because they think Democrats are all pedophile-ring running Satanists, they think all Republicans not complacent in Trump’s bid to violate the American constitution and law need to be extra-judicially executed by mob justice.

The people who rioted when George Floyd was murdered were oppressed, unheard and had had enough; the social contract had failed them, and they were left feeling like there was nowhere else for them to go. The terrorists who stormed the Capitol building were a bunch of conspiracy theorists who wanted to actively murder/harm politicians for refusing to take Trump’s side of lawlessness and violate the very Constitution of the country they were elected to serve. Bit of a fucking disconnect, as you can see.

The comic also seems to be reviling Trump as a LoW eNeRgY cUcK because of his broadcasts and Tweets immediately after the riots, where he pleaded for peace and order to the very rioters he had spent weeks riling up with fake accusations of a stolen election. Especially funny was the video message Trump released while the riots were still ongoing, where he very carefully avoided saying anything about the election being stolen, doing a complete 180 on the high energy ranting and lunatic rambling that had directly contributed to a domestic terrorist attack. StoneToss, then, may be whining about Trump telling the D.C. terrorists to obey police, feeling like Trump never did the same thing when Antifa were rioting. And yeah, StoneToss, that’s right. Trump never did that when Antifa rioted. Because when the D.C. terrorists were rampaging around the Capitol, Trump told them he loved them and that their concerns were valid but that they had to remain under control. When Antifa or BLM rioted, Trump threatened them with being shot.

Comic Name: Jinkies
Description: Scooby Dooby Q
Mouseover: Ruh-roh!
Image Name: scooby-doo-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/14/2021

What The Comic Is: The Scooby gang (notably sans Daphne, the conventionally attractive girl of the group; whom, to StoneToss, likely represents the type of woman who he feels is unobtainable to him, and therefore he hates) has a man wearing a Q mask at their mercy. Pulling off his mask, the gang is shocked and alarmed to discover the man is horribly disfigured, with no eyes, nose, ears or mouth. Perhaps they feel suddenly that, despite the masked man’s transgressions, binding someone so disabled to a chair was a poor move on their part.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The Jews were behind QAnon the whole time.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: QAnon is a debunked conspiracy theory started by an anonymous 4Chan user claiming they were a White House employee working under Trump. With their “Q level clearance” (a Department of Energy clearance level that allows the individual access to certain classified and restricted information, much of it not interesting), the user claimed that Trump was working with secret government agencies to expose and defeat a pedophile and Satanic worship ring that existed through the highest levels of the USA leadership. As “QAnon” continued on, adopted by more and more various different individuals of varying levels of fictional writing talent, the conspiracies became more farfetched and unhinged. Alleged by QAnon was that the Russian interference in the 2016 Presidential election was a setup by Trump and the Republicans to secretly recruit Robert Mueller to begin an investigation on Trump that, secretly, was meant to investigate Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton and other similar figures. 

Basically, QAnon is a huge load of shit perpetuated by deranged Trump supporters and/or people who just want to see what kind of dumb shit they can get others to believe. StoneToss has been somewhat quiet on QAnon, never really outwardly expressing any subscription of belief to the theories. It isn’t hard to assume that StoneToss likely either directly, or indirectly, believed that at least most of what QAnon was claiming was probably true (perhaps he stopped believing Trump was sophisticated enough to be the maestro of a top-level deep state investigation built around false positives and long-term double ruses).

StoneToss doesn’t like anyone. He has no friends, only fair weather stooges that he would abandon or turn on at any given moment. StoneToss doesn’t just want to style himself as smart, he wants to be smarter and more based than literally everyone or anyone else. This means he’ll stop at nothing to one-up even his own base, constantly trying to portray himself as ahead of the curve or somehow always a step ahead of anyone else’s theories or rhetoric. For instance, why did it take until now for StoneToss to finally make a comic somehow disavowing the legitimacy of QAnon? Because StoneToss is a fake idiot. He probably believed QAnon with the rest of them, until it turned convenient for him to pretend to have always been more enlightened than that. Otherwise, he would’ve published this same comic years ago. 

Because funny enough, given Q’s consistent failure to predict anything accurate or provide evidence of their claims, a hatred and disdain towards QAnon is now becoming prevalent among those who once fervently subscribed to the conspiracies. It seems as if a rift is being formed, where one faction of right wing nutjobs looks down upon the other faction of right wing nutjobs for their continued belief in QAnon. QAnon is now becoming the ‘cuckpill’ of the right, where only those seen as less intelligent and gullible believe the “Jewish Illuminati propaganda”, because the thought of QAnon just being bullshit from some random guy on the internet is something the bigots can’t handle. This is because it would mean they’d have to accept the fact they believed random lies on the internet instead of a grand Jewish conspiracy to fool the masses.

And for the second comic in a row, StoneToss backpeddles on the “basedness” of the domestic terrorist attack. First they were men getting the job done, then they were peaceful protestors and now QAnon (one of the driving forces behind the terrorist attack) is a puppet of (((The Letter J))). So does StoneToss now claim to admit that the terrorists acted according to the direction of Jews? Wouldn’t that mean that Jews are responsible for ‘getting the job done’ in the Capitol? Are the Jews trying to hurt themselves, or are Jews not connected to the Democrats and Mike Pence? StoneToss has no answers to any of these questions, he just hates Jews and this comic presented a childish and shallow way for him to paint them as villains.

Oh StoneToss, how lonely and miserable you are. Someone should really tell you that fucking yourself doesn’t mean you’ve lost your virginity, though.

StoneToss: Episode 46

Comic Name: The Forbidden Arts
Description: The comic’s description is a somewhat lengthy racist poem written by H.P. Lovecraft; I won’t include it for length purposes, because I’m the only one who gets to write too many words on this blog. Like poem, if you are interested, can be found by Googling “Lovecraft n word poem”. Have fun!
Mouseover: smug_toss.jpeg
Image Name: problematic-artists-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/15/2019

What The Comic Is: A man shows his friend the funny comics he found, which we can see are StoneToss comics. His friend, obviously a gay caricature, shoots back that the comics were made by a bigot. The man looks at his friend, who is revealed to be a fan of Disney, Lovecraft and Mad Max.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: His comics are any good.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, big, big lulz at StoneToss literally calling himself a bigot in his own comic and then doubling down on it by comparing himself directly with people like Mel Gibson or H.P. Lovecraft. 

Second of all, yes it’s true that people like Lovecraft and Mel Gibson were/are bigoted people (Lovecraft, of the two, was especially virulent in his bigotry). Walt Disney was infamously accused of being anti-Semitic, though such claims have been highly refuted through the years, but it’s really beside the point. Let’s humor the comic and say Walt Disney was bigoted, just like Mel Gibson and Lovecraft. People enjoy Mad Max and Cthulhu despite the bigotry of the author. You’re well within your right to dislike a work because the author is bigoted. Likewise, you are well within your right to enjoy a work because you separate the art from the author. As in to say, it’s okay to enjoy Cthulhu and even appreciate Lovecraft’s imagination even if you disavow his bigotry.

StoneToss is not comparable to Lovecraft or Mel Gibson, because Cthulhu and Mad Max are actually good, which makes them redeemable when compared to their bigoted author/actor. StoneToss’s comic is bad. But it goes further than that. Mad Max and Cthulhu are not overtly/solely attempts to create bigoted propaganda about homosexuals, blacks, Jews, trans people, etc. In fact, they really have relatively no bigotry in them at all (perhaps some offensive depictions of black people in Lovecraft’s work), which makes them easy to enjoy despite who created them.

StoneToss on the other hand is literally just a bigot comic. Sure, StoneToss makes the rare comic about a My Little Pony toy in a cum jar, and you know what? Those comics are funny, sure. The problem with StoneToss is that something like 95% of the shit he draws is just stuff about how Jews are bad and homosexuals ruin America. So, ya know, not really comparable to the fucking Mad Max films. People don’t hate StoneToss’s comic because StoneToss is a bigot, they hate his comic because his comic is fucking bigoted. Safe to say that Cthulhu would not be an acceptable and loved cultural icon if his stories involved him whispering dark secrets about how homosexuals are the product of childhood molestation. 

StoneToss truly is a sad sack of shit. “Waaa waaaa why dont ppl like me and my bad comic when they like disney :(((“

Comic Name: Court Adjourned 
Description: An embedded YouTube video of Monstercat’s Crab Rave video.
Image Name: ruth-bader-ginsburg-crab-meme-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/17/2019

What The Comic Is: A crab holds back his fellow crustaceans, urging them to “wait for it…”, it is revealed they are amassing before Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg, who sweats nervously at the crabs.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Ruth Bader Ginsburg died in 2019 and her death was covered up in an attempt to hide her passing.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Ruth Bader Ginsburg was one of the most prolific and celebrated people in recent American history with a long and storied career who personally helped in the shaping of the United States of America and the world beyond. StoneToss is a giant fucking pussy loser who won’t even tell people what his real name is or reveal his face or voice because he knows it’ll result in being IRL doxxed and losing his job. You can spot a slight disparity between the two.

In early 2019, RBG was quietly hospitalized following a medical episode. She was absent from public eyes for several weeks, during which time people like StoneToss rejoiced in the possibility of her death. This went on to spawn full blown conspiracy theories that RBG was in fact dead and that her death was being covered up in an attempt to prevent Trump from appointing a conservative judge to the Supreme Court in her place. She later made a recovery and continued her service until her eventual real death in September of 2020, when Republicans (in a blatant and knowing show of hypocrisy) fast tracked the instillation of a conservative Supreme Court judge in RBG’s place; this is despite the fact that they fought and railed hard against Obama’s ability to appoint a Supreme Court judge in 2016 even though Obama had nearly a full year of his term left when the spot became vacant as opposed to Trump, who had barely a month when RBG passed. 

It’s unfortunate that RBG couldn’t hang on just a couple weeks more, but that’s all there is to reality. That RBG was out changing the world while StoneToss makes a shitty webcomic about RBG being eaten by crabs says a lot about both of them.

After publishing this comic, StoneToss would go on to circulate and propagate theories that RBG was actually dead and her death was being covered up. Naturally, he was wrong. What a fucking idiot!

StoneToss: Episode 45

 Comic Name: Branded
Description: Hey, at least their wifi is free.
Mouseover: ant-iPhone
Image Name: class-traitor-uncle-tom-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/8/2019

What The Comic Is: A black man strolls down the street wearing a MAGA hat. A member of Antifa, looking at his iPhone and drinking Starbucks, strolls up the street. The two meet with a surprised glance. The Antifa guy points a finger at the black guy, calling him an “Uncle Tom”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Antifa dislike black people who support Trump.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss is trying to illustrate a world where a black man is unable to support Trump without being insulted for it, or having his legitimacy as a person questioned. An ‘Uncle Tom’ is an insult leveled towards black men who are considered to be servile or overly submissive towards white people. Uncle Tom is derived from the novel of the same name, wherein a saintly and moralistic black slave named Tom forms an uncle-like relationship with a young girl whose father owns slaves. Her father also buys Tom. Tom is depicted as very subservient in his role as a slave, despite the novel’s overarching abolitionist message. 

Obviously calling a black man who supports Trump an ‘Uncle Tom’ would be to delegitimize his agency as a practitioner of politics, suggesting he only supports Trump because he’s subservient in his unbalanced relationship with white people. We can call this fair enough, and perhaps all agree that labeling people for their political affiliation is inherently a negative thing (if not always inaccurate, at least). Let’s instead focus on StoneToss’s inability to never, ever not be petty about dumb shit. You want to make a comic about a black guy being called an Uncle Tom because he wears a MAGA hat? Okay, sure, whatever. Could’ve left it at that and it would’ve been a harmless comic. I mean, it still would’ve been fucking dumb, but harmless enough. This isn’t good enough, though, and StoneToss has to whine about Starbucks and iPhones again for some reason. 

The black guy is sporting a MAGA hat, but the Antifa guy has an iPhone and Starbucks. The name of the comic, “Branded”, therefore has a double meaning. That the two men display their own ‘brands’, the black guy is wears “MAGA brand”, while the Antifa guy ‘wears’ Starbucks and iPhone brands. The black man, however, is branded as an Uncle Tom for his choice in political affiliation.

What, exactly, does this mean? Who the fuck knows for sure. StoneToss seems to be likening an iPhone and Starbucks as a leftist’s version of the MAGA hat, but what point he makes with this observation appears to be either known only to StoneToss himself, or is entirely nonexistent. StoneToss once again calls people bugs for buying iPhones, just in case his constant childishness and failure to make intelligent arguments wasn’t clear enough for everyone. 

Comic Name: First They Came for the Fascists
Description: First they came for the fascists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a fascist…
Mouseover: In war, if you let your front line collapse, then YOU get to be the front line. 
Image Name: bash-the-fash-antifa-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/10/2019

What The Comic Is: An Antifa pajama man wielding a baseball bat proclaims the motto of ‘bash the fash’. A man, overseeing the proclamation, muses that it’s a good thing he is not a fascist. He is then struck in the head by a baseball bat.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Recognizing fascism is a slippery slope and eventually people who aren’t fascist will be labeled as being so and will be attacked/killed/harmed in some way.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Look, I’ll be the first to agree that there’s such a thing as overzealously tossing around accusations of fascism. It’s seemingly a human nature to jump to conclusions. However, this comic (in a similar manner to the one above) goes extra miles to be especially stupid. First of all, the comic’s title is a reference to the poem ‘First they came…‘, written by German pastor Martin Niemöller. Following the end of World War 2, Martin wrote the poem as a confessional concerning the German intellectual and religious leadership and their failure to oppose the rise of Nazism (Martin himself included in the poem). StoneToss has latched onto this poem before, as he likes to literally 180 its context and apply it to bigots like himself. A popular abridgement of the poem is as follows;

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

It’s basically as poem about the mistake of viewing man as individual and, if nothing else, makes a selfish argument for defending your fellow people. Those victimized by the Nazis did nothing as others were victimized before them, for they themselves were not yet victims. It’s a cautionary tale in standing aside as others, who may not yet be you, are harmed. Of course it’s thoroughly and completely anti-Nazi, but that doesn’t stop StoneToss from being a stupid asshole and twisting it to defend neo-Nazis!

The comic’s description does two things. It uses Martin’s poem as a device to frame Antifa as being the real Nazis, and StoneToss uses it to claim that he is not fascist. Ergo, he’s painting the targets of Antifa (who are fascist) as not being fascist (himself included), while also trying to lump everyone else in with him and his fellow fascists. It’s basically him saying “Hey everyone, look how crazy Antifa is! They think we’re all fascists, can you believe that?!”. The mouse over text reaffirms this. StoneToss is calling the targets of Antifa (i.e., fascist political figures and individuals) as being the “front line” against the tyranny of Antifa, that everyone else needs to stand by in order to avoid becoming victims of Antifa themselves. 

The thing that StoneToss fails to understand is that he and Martin Niemöller are not kindred birds of a feather and that Martin’s poem is in no way relatable or applicable to StoneToss and his beliefs. In fact, it is fully the other way around. Martin’s poem was not written for people like StoneToss, it was written against them. StoneToss’s co-opting of the poem does not legitimize his status as a victim, it only makes him look like a dickhead.

StoneToss: Episode 44

Comic Name: The Two Percent
Description: Such long euphemisms…
Mouseover: “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”
Image Name: anti-semitic-leftist-comic1.png
Originally Published: 1/3/2019

What The Comic Is: A gay man wearing a globalism t-shirt pronounces his hated for the top 1% of the American wealthy, describing them as controlling the media to push agendas onto the working class people. A man stops the rant, worriedly asking the gay man to stop being anti-Semitic.  

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That socialists/the left/etc are stupid for getting mad at conservatives when, in reality, it’s (((THE JEWZ))) who control the world with their Illuminati media monopoly. Further, however, is that leftists are in fact unwittingly indoctrinated towards homosexuality and globalism because of (((THE JEWZ))) and also, that leftists are the real anti-Semites.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Once again StoneToss exercises an uncanny ability to say several stupid things in only a few words. By this time in his comic StoneToss was earning a pretty hardcore (and well deserved) reputation for being anti-Semitic dumbfuck, and so it seems he started firing off his brain on all two and a half cylinders to construct a logic that would prove once and for all that it was actually everyone else that was ignorant and bigoted. Obviously the comic hinges on trying to construe leftists as being brainwashed by (((the guys in funny hats))), and then tries to be very BASED and RED PEE’D by flipping the script on common leftist rhetoric, insinuating that leftists actually hate Jews, or at least they would hate Jews, if Jews didn’t control the media and brainwash them into hating the wrong people. 

As always we can tell the man is a homosexual because of his hair, and his t-shirt is a poorly drawn Globalist symbol (along with a white and black person shaking hands, because apparently blacks and whites being friends is also the result of Jewish Illuminati because yeah whatever why not, that makes fucking sense). StoneToss has already suggested that homosexuality is caused by people being molested as children, so then which is it, exactly? Is it molestation or Jews that cause homosexuality? Does StoneToss seriously think that it’s both? Can it be either/or, or does it need to be both? Like, does a man turn homosexual if he’s molested as a kid but doesn’t watch the Jew News? I can’t help myself but to wonder, it’s like StoneToss is constructing an entire lore canon of stupid ideas. Kind of like a Silmarillion of sorts, only written by a fucking idiot.

The comic’s description is probably a joke about Jews having long noses as well as how a bunch of negative euphemisms describe Jews (according to StoneToss). What “The Two Percent” refers to the percentage of the population in the USA that is/identifies as ethnically Jewish, meaning that StoneToss is trying to make a point that Leftists hate the 1% for being such a tiny but influential part of the overall culture, when Jews are only 2% of the population but CoNtRoL aLl Of AmErIcA. The difference being that the 1% hoards wealth and doesn’t pay its fair share of taxes and the 2% eat Chinese food on Christmas. You can see, then, why comparing the two is fucking idiotic.

The mouse over text is a quote often misattributed to various historical figures (most usually Voltaire, a French writer and philosopher who is known for his very progressive thinking). In reality the quote was penned by Kevin Strom, a holocaust denier and raging anti-Semite/convicted pedophile. The original quote, “To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?” comes from Strom’s 1993 shitty anti-Jew essay ‘All America Must Know The Terror That Is Upon Us’. The quote obviously tries to suggest that Jews can not be criticized because they control society (either directly or through wHiTe GuIlT). Obviously you’re allowed to criticize Jews, however, so the quote is not only nonsensical but also fucking wrong. It’s just a melodramatic and pretentious form of whining about not being able to be openly racist and bigoted. Kind of like what StoneToss does with his comic!

Leave it to StoneToss to rally behind the incorrectly written quote of a convicted pedophile, though. I guess.

Comic Name: Telemedicine
Description: Bedside manners.
Mouseover: Hope your insurance will cover that.
Image Name: selfie-nurse-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/31/2020

What The Comic Is: A man lies in a hospital bed, looking weak. He asks his nurse how bad his condition is. The nurse responds that she’s already drafting her Tweet as she snaps a selfie with her phone.

 What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Doctors and nurses, the frontline fighters against Covid19, are using the disaster for their own online clout.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Fuck you, StoneToss. 

So it took awhile, but StoneToss is finally slowly shifting into themes of anti-vaxxer and anti-medicine (he made an anti-vaxxer comic before this one, which this blog will cover eventually). The man in the hospital bed is obviously meant to be dying from Covid19, and StoneToss is implying the nurse is using his condition, and the entire pandemic, to score points on social media. This is such a strange and petty thing for StoneToss to take aim at, but we’ve thoroughly established that StoneToss is a deranged and unintelligent person who blindly follows whatever he’s told. It was really only a matter of time before he started becoming anti-vaxx (or at least finally espousing anti-vaxx sentiment that he always harbored), especially given his stance on Covid19 as a whole.

This comic may also have been partly inspired by the story of EMT worker Lauren Kwei, who feared for her job in December 2020 when the New York Post (to the rest of the media’s, as well as everyone else’s, disapproval) ran a story on her OnlyFans operation. If there’s one thing StoneToss hates more than a woman, it’s a woman who makes more money than him. StoneToss, as of this post’s writing, hasn’t made too many comics about Covid19, but it seems safe to assume he believes the virus is a hoax on some level. Perhaps not outright a hoax, but that it’s exaggerated to a point where nurses are using it to chase e-clout. 

I mean, I don’t even understand what prompted him to make this shitty comic. Is he really so moved by nurses and doctors posting about the conditions they and their patients are enduring that he has to try mocking them for it? What an absolute fucking idiot, lol.

StoneToss: Episode 40 (Special Edition 2)

Comic Name: Violation 
Description: Rev up those helicopters.
Mouseover: It’s not blood “libel” if it’s true.
Image Name: jews-violate-the-nap-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/13/2018

What The Comic Is: A man in a snake shirt mentions that being Jewish isn’t in violation of napping. Another man opens a scroll, revealing a passage of Jewish law concerning circumcision. The man in the snake shirt seems to encounter some struggle in reading the words, perhaps (or perhaps not) unrelated to the fact he’s wearing a snake shirt.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Libertarians shouldn’t defend Jews because Jews practice circumcision.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: So the N.A.P. is the Non-aggression principle, a philosophy of thinking that views any ‘aggression’ against others (this aggression meaning different things, not limited to just physical aggression) as inherently wrong. This seems fine at face value, but we’ll talk more about NAP soon. Anyways, NAP is considered a strong foundational building block of Libertarianism, and this comic seems to suggest that StoneToss professes as adhering to its philosophy (StoneToss being a self-described Libertarian, so this makes sense). When the man in the Gadsden flag shirt (a Libertarian) defends Judaism as not being a violation of NAP, the second man produces a scroll describing Jewish circumcision. 

What StoneToss is saying is that because Jews have a religious culture that calls for the circumcision of men, that Judaism inherently violates NAP. Alright, fair enough. I think everyone can agree that the circumcision of babies is a wildly outdated practice and there’s absolutely no relevant arguments for it, even when we enter the grounds of religious tradition territory. However, StoneToss doesn’t just criticize Jewish circumcision; frankly it’d be totally fine if that’s all he did. He extends this criticism to include that simply “being Jewish” is a violation of NAP, and that his fellow Libertarians need to be ‘woked’ to the fact that Jews are inherently a danger to the Libertarian way of thinking/living.

NAP is a line of thinking that is adopted and understood in different ways by more than just Libertarians. Even within Libertarianism the precise definition of NAP is debated over in longwinded, pretentious arguments that are based in contrived “what if?” scenarios to support absolute statements on what aggression is. For instance, NAP could be used to argue either for or against abortion. Is abortion an aggression against the unborn child? Then it’s a violation of NAP. Is making abortion an illegal act an aggression against the mother? Then it’s a violation of NAP.  You now might see where the arguments among NAP-adherents come from. But for the purpose of a lot of Libertarians, NAP is basically just a word salad they barely understand outside of using it to justify their own bigotry. Like StoneToss!

Libertarianism in general, with its philosophy of “liberty of the individual = liberty for all” is a natural magnet for those who want an easy greenlight to exercise discrimination. When a baker denies baking a cake because it will be used in a gay wedding, for instance. Never mind that discriminating against a minority that is still fighting for the basic right of being able to marry their chosen significant other is soundly considerable as an aggression under NAP; it’s only an aggression when it’s against the most historically oppressed people in the USA: straight white men! Like StoneToss!

Okay , NAP time is over. What does all of that mean for the rest of the comic? It means StoneToss’ comic is shit.

Comic Name: Target Acquired
Description: RIP Tay.
Mouseover: Skynet when?
Image Name: right-wing-ai-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/15/2018

What The Comic Is: A scientist rejoices to his peer that they’ve finally created an AI that can interpret art. They decide to test the AI on a few Facebook meme pages. After waiting for a moment, they wonder if their AI is working. The AI, obviously turning hostile, ‘locks on’ to the two scientists, who are visibly brown and/or Jewish.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Stupid Facebook memes are turning the damn AI redpilled.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss references Tay, or Tay AI. Tay AI was an AI programmed by Microsoft and billed as the first “fully AI social media user”. Tay AI was rather advanced, although,  like the archaic SantaBots and BonziBuddies of AI past, it still operated on a simple ‘learning by being talked to’ fundamental. Of course, this meant that if you were to, say, spam the AI with racist memes and language that the AI would then ‘learn’ to start parroting what it was being spammed with. Anyways, 16 hours after launching Tay AI, Microsoft pulled the plug on the whole deal because, ya know, it was spammed by trolls who wanted to turn the AI racist. Hilarious? Yes, very much so. Relevant to any greater subject matter? Not so much.

StoneToss is trying to assert that a majority of any given memes are going to be racist, as if that is some reflection of how the majority of society really feels. Notice the careful use of language, such as “some random Facebook meme pages”, instead of “some racist meme pages”. If this were anyone but StoneToss we could easily take the joke as being that Facebook is filled with overt racists, but since it’s StoneToss we can easily take the joke as being an unhinged glimpse into the mind of a depressed, self-loathing little man who holds out with wishful thinking that the “silent majority” is just as awful as he is. In other words, StoneToss thinks Tay AI turned racist because it got redpilled by TRUE AND HONEST memes and not because it was deliberately and overwhelmingly targeted by trolls with the sole intention of ruining Microsoft’s plan.

Comic Name: For Whom the Bell Curve Tolls
Description: Hmm, nobody seeks to remedy asian [sic] under-representation in the NBA.
Mouseover: Strange how every race has a different average height, color, and hair type, but EXACTLY the same level of intelligence…
Image Name: bell-curve-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/20/2018

What The Comic Is: A man asks his friend what he’s reading. The friend explains he’s examining a bell curve distribution separated on race. The man, shocked, begins to ask why his friend would read something so racist, but stops short once he notices the paper is examining height.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That because physical difference exist between races, therefore mental ones do as well.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: We’ve been here before. Like, StoneToss is no stranger to making multiple comics about the same thing, but we’ve literally been to this exact fucking comic before. The first time StoneToss did it, it was with dogs. It’s just another stupid comic about how people from different most-recent geological backgrounds share broad physical differences, so StoneToss believes this correlates to them obviously also having differences in intelligence. This is despite no science backing up a notion of intelligence differences between races of people. So StoneToss doesn’t base this stance in any actual logic, it’s just what he desperately wants to believe. It’s mere coincidence that StoneToss considers the race he identifies with, white, as being the most intelligent; while considering the race he dislikes, black, as being less intelligent. Clearly he has no bias in believing his genetic superiority. After all, his website’s About page says he isn’t racist!!!

Comic Name: Pimpin’ Ain’t 1040EZ
Description: #ThotAudit
Mouseover: Now that’s a pimp hand you don’t wanna catch.
Image Name: thot-audit-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/27/2018

What The Comic Is: A woman with Shrek tits throws her fit to the air, proclaiming that sex work is real work. A man in a bathrobe and hat appears behind her, his golden chain reading ‘IRS’, as he threatens that the woman had better have his money.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That sex work is to be mocked and that “Thot Audit” was a real thing.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss consumes porn. We all know he does. We all know he looks at real people porn, and probably looks at real women. This doesn’t stop him from mocking, deriding and generally disrespecting the very same people and their work that he benefits from. This is your standard, vanilla misogyny. In this comic, he tries to mock women for daring to believe their work is in any way legitimate by suggesting that all women are prostitutes with a pimp (the ‘pimp’ in this case being the IRS). Women empower themselves by working for themselves through OnlyFans or Patreon, and StoneToss really doesn’t like this. At least, he feels, if there’s a man behind the scenes then women don’t have too much agency. Ignore the fact that if the IRS is indeed the ‘pimp’ of sex workers, then that by effect means everyone who pays taxes is a prostitute paying their pimp. Excellent logic from StoneToss, as always.

But let’s talk about the “Thot Audit”. Thot Audit was a social movement/meme that… didn’t exist. Because it was a joke. The whole time it was just a joke. Thot Audit began as a Tweet claiming that sex workers on OnlyFans/the internet were being exposed to the IRS for not reporting income, and were being ruined in audits. First of all, none of these women were identifiable via their fucking Twitter handles or porn names. In reality, calling up the IRS and trying to explain to them that “poopeaterkitten4u” wasn’t reporting the 300,000 dollars she makes by eating her own shit on webcam doesn’t result in IRS agents triangulating her location and shooting tactical ballistic missiles at her house. Second, pretty much every sex worker is reporting their earnings because most of their earnings were coming in over platforms like OnlyFans or PayPal that the IRS easily monitors, so they were paying their taxes anyways.

Anyone with two braincells to rub together knew Thot Audit was a joke. This, of course, meant a considerable amount of people were too dim to realize Thot Audit didn’t fucking exist. StoneToss is proudly among that group, flying a flag of ignorant stupidity as he gleefully exults in the financial ruining of women that doesn’t fucking exist. Thot Audit popped up quickly, treaded water for awhile as social media news sources wrote boring fluff pieces and stoked its fire, and then eventually went quietly into the void of forgotten memes once nothing came of it because it never gained any traction because it was never real.

How to trigger a StoneToss: remind him that beautiful younger and older women are using their bodies and personalities to earn an income that is greater than anything StoneToss could ever make doing the same thing. And they’re paying taxes. And they won’t date him. And they fuck other men. And they’re mostly liberal. And they don’t have pimps.

Comic Name: Holding the Bag
Description: Strange Accounting
Mouseover: Let’s not forget to factor in a century or so of Welfare too.
Image Name: reparations-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/29/2018

What The Comic Is: A black man holds open a bag towards a white man, asking for reparations for slavery. The white man asks if he gets any deductions for abolishing slavery. The black man shoots back that he can’t take credit for what his ancestors did.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That reparation repayment means that black people go up to white people with burlap sacks and demand money.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Reparations are a tough and sensitive subject, but it’s not as convoluted as most people believe. Really, the generally accepted idea is that reparations come from a rough estimate of the amount of free labor slaves gave their owners during American slavery (the costs the slave owners incurred to purchase/enslave their slaves are not factored into this). Essentially, the figure for what should be paid in reparations comes from the amount of hours slaves worked for their slave owners, so think of it as a sort of back payment for labor that the workers were never paid for. It’s also proposed that additional ‘suffrage’ payment be factored into the total, so basically bonus money added on to pay for the suffering the slaves endured. 

Who is supposed to pay this money? White people, of course. All white people. Nah, only kidding. That would actually be stupid. Instead, it’s suggested that the states, governments and enduring families that owe their wealth in part to slavery, who benefited from/condoned/protected/owned slaves, pay reparations. So no, no cartoony black dude walking around with a money bag to collect payments. No, slave states aren’t exempt from reparations “because white people ended slavery”. Families that owe their inherited fortunes to slave labor aren’t exempt from reparations “because white people ended slavery”. It’s really quite simple and not at all some strange ‘reverse racism’ against white people.

StoneToss tries to assert that welfare is ‘good enough’ for reparations. Welfare, a system that benefited all disadvantaged people and often was more difficult for black people to get compared to white people, is not reparations. Welfare is a system in place to help the poor and underprivileged in society. You know, like the black communities that wallowed for centuries in America due to institutionalized discrimination? Funny how financial aid given to help a minority people who’ve been systematically suppressed since their arrival in the USA isn’t equivalent to or able to be granted in place of actual slavery reparations. Funny indeed.

That wraps up issue 40’s special edition. Thanks for reading, and remember: StoneToss is an idiot.

StoneToss: Episode 39

Comic Name: Build Big
Description: On the plus side, the Supreme Court is a good start.
Mouseover: tbh, we’re only suffering because we let the Daily Stormer fall first.
Image Name: right-wing-censorship-comic1.png
Originally Published: 10/30/20

What The Comic Is: A man in suit and tie complete with a Twitter emblem glued to his chest holds up a ‘BAN’ stamp, fresh with red ink. Smugly, he speaks to the viewer, telling them to make their own Twitter. In the second panel the same man, now with the Paypal logo glued to himself, holds the plug of a Gab server. Once again, he smugly tells the viewer that if they don’t like it, they can make their own payment processor. In the third panel, the man stands in front of a boarded over doors of “Hatreon” (assumedly a place to purchase or browse different hats). This time he smugly tells the viewer that if they don’t like it, they can build their own government. In the fourth panel, the man is wide-eyed with shock as a single bead of sweat drips down his head.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That bigots and alt-righters being “censored” by Twitter and cut off from PayPal and Patreon is what lead to Donald Trump winning the American presidency. 

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: At its heart this is a comic about StoneToss feeling as if the alt-right was disenfranchised by society (or most of society’s major social media and payment platforms, such as Twitter/PayPal/Patreon). For those who don’t know, “Gab”, as featured in the second panel of the comic, is an alt-righter social media platform for anti-Semites, trans/homophobes, racists and general bigoted “free thinkers”. StoneToss blames what he feels is the ‘oppressive PC left’ banning/taking away the financial livelihood of people on the right, to the point where the “silent majority” (lol) of the right all rise up and put Trump in office.

The comic has a deeper relevancy than this, however. Published at the ass end of October 2018, the comic is actually a response to Gab being dropped by PayPal (as well as its hosting provider and other payment processors) in the wake of the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting, a mass shooting that occurred at the Tree of Life – Or L’Simcha Congregation, a Jewish synagogue, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Robert Gregory Bowers entered the synagogue on October 27th 2018, murdering eleven people and injuring seven more in what would become the deadliest attack on the Jewish community of all time (er, in the USA, at least). Bowers was very active on Gab, which supported and promoted his and other’s stances in anti-Semitic and ‘white genocide’ theories. Following the immediate aftermath of the attack is when Gab was dropped by its benefactors, who decided it was probably a good idea to stop facilitating the existence of a social media website that was rejoicing the mass shooting of a Jewish community. Only days after this, StoneToss makes a comic whining about PayPal dropping Gab. Wow, I wonder why oppressive left-tard snowflake libcuck PayPal wouldn’t want to support a website like Gab.

It seems as if StoneToss really and truly believed (believes?) that Trump’s government was (is??) anti-Semitic. At any rate, StoneToss is an idiot and Gab is an alt-right shithole and this comic sucks. There is no silent majority of disgruntled Gab users that put Trump into office or who will build their own government like Hitler did after Hitler was ‘disenfranchised’ by (((them))), or whatever inane bullshit StoneToss thinks. The takeaway from this is that if you don’t want PayPal to pull the plug on your social media platform, don’t cultivate a hotbed of hatred and violence. This is easy for most people to not do, but guys like StoneToss seem to have a super, super hard time with it. I wonder why…

Comic Name: Triggered
Description: You gotta go back.
Mouseover: The Golden (calf) State
Image Name: california-immigration-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/6/2018

What The Comic Is: A border vigilante stops a group of men at gunpoint, telling them to turn around and stop invading his culture. One of the men from the group speaks up, telling the vigilante that they’re from the USA. The vigilante asks where specifically they’re from, and the man answers with ‘California’. The vigilante, with an empty, deranged look, opens fire on the unarmed men who were surrendering to him.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Stupid joke about California.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Most people are familiar with the biblical tale of Moses. Moses is born in Egypt, God tells him to free his people from the Egyptians. Moses and his crew escape across the sea when Moses parts the waters with God’s breath. Sometimes the story continues a bit further to their travels across the desert to find their ‘promised land’, and ends with Moses climbing the hill and receiving God’s ten commandments. For the majority of people, this is the extent of the tale they’re aware of, though there’s a bit more to the Moses story, such as how upon his descent from the mountain he immediately discovers a group of his roadies have started worshipping a golden cow (sometimes a calf; major distinction, I know). The problem here isn’t that they somehow found a golden cow in the fucking desert, but rather that they are worshipping it, which is a total no-no according to God (worship of false idols and all). What befalls these cow worshippers varies depending on how old or child-friendly your version of the story is. Sometimes they’re just scolded, other times flogged. Most traditionally they’re forced to drink the cow once it’s been melted down, which I guess is pretty metal.

Anyways, StoneToss is likening the state of California to the golden calf of Moses. What does this mean? Absolutely fucking nothing. What does StoneToss think it means? California is highly valued by leftist Americans as a liberal stronghold. Conversely, it’s strongly hated by the right. StoneToss compares it to the golden cow as a way of comparing liberals and leftists to the false idol worshippers. If California is the false idol, then what state is God in this metaphor? Fucking Kentucky? As this blog has explored before, it seems StoneToss may be more religious than he normally tends to let on, if he felt shoehorning in a reference to the golden calf of Moses was relevant or necessary in any way to this at all.

Obviously the comic is just saying that California has become “basically Mexico” with its liberal treatment of undocumented people, to the point it’s even worse and more problematic of Mexico. The vigilante, after all, was willing to warn the men off when he believed they were from Mexico, but fired wildly on them when they said they were actually from California. StoneToss woke up the morning he drew this comic with a choice: draw something stupid or draw something not stupid. He chose the former.

MrPumpkinFace: Episode 1

Comic Name: Among Us
Description: Who you gonna vote for?
Originally Published: 9/22/2020

Who The Hell Is Mr Pumpkin Face?: Mr Pumpkin Face is an idiot. More specifically, he is a StoneToss-esque webcomic artist that you’ve probably at least seen once or twice before. Generally his comics are so basic and stupid that they fail to be candidates for any deeper type of explanation, making them considerably worse than even StoneToss. I mean, at least StoneToss makes stuff you might have to think about for a moment. Pumpkin Face mostly just draws stupid shit like black guys with watermelon heads getting AIDs and Donald Trump beating a demonic Biden in the 2020 election or whatever. 
I had wanted to maybe feature Pumpkin Face here, but had trouble finding a comic of his that was worth explaining. Someone suggested this one specifically, and I figured it’s an interesting history lesson if nothing else. 

Like StoneToss, Pumpkin Face claims he’s just being offensive. However, his ‘pumpkin face’ character is described as being sent from ‘the underworld’ to learn the ways of mankind, and the comic is vaguely meant to be the character’s ‘observations’, making Pumpkin Face the author’s mouthpiece on real life observations of society. Also like StoneToss, while Pumpkin Face claims he’s just being offensive to push the boundaries on what he describes is ‘subjective offensiveness’, he constantly makes the same fucking comics about black people and Jews being dumb/bad/evil, Biden being a pedophile, liberals being stupid, Trump being a winner, etc. His activity on social media also thoroughly betrays any benefits of the doubt he meekly tries to cultivate for his comic. Mr Pumpkin Face is an idiot. And you know what that means, right? It means it’s time for…

What The Comic Is: A group of crew members from the online viral-hit game Among Us circle around the scene of a murder. The white crew member lays on the ground, dead, as a crew member in a silly little Jew beanie stands above the murder, greeting the rest of the crew. 

What Pumpkin Face Actually Thinks: (((Jews))) intentionally attacked America, and by proxy therefore attacked ‘the white race’.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The murdered crew member is obviously drawn as white to make this not just a comic about Israel attacking an American ship, but Israel attacking “white people”. The comic’s name, a reference to the Among Us game, is also meant to be a reference to (((the Jews))) being ‘among us’, obviously ‘the imposters’ fitting in with ‘white people’. The ‘U.S.S. LIB’ is the ship the USS Liberty, which was attacked and badly damaged by Israeli fighter jets and submarines during the Six-Day War on June 8, 1967. The Liberty was in international waters at the time of the attack, with Israel claiming the ship was attacked by mistake after being incorrectly identified as Egyptian (Egypt was a key opponent to Israel in the Six Day War).

Israel’s excuse was officially accepted by Lyndon B. Johnson’s government, though surviving crewmembers of the Liberty have, ever since the attack, held out that the Israeli forces attacking them were well aware of who their target was. As you can imagine, this has lead to a lot of conspiracy theories. Israel and the USA, to this day, hold to their version of events; that Israel made a mistake and misidentified the vessel as an Egyptian warship. There are several working theories on why the Liberty was attacked, ranging from a genuine mistake on the part of a commander to the suggestion that the Israeli government was worried the US vessel would intercept information that Israel was about to attempt to escalate the war (against the wishes of its allies, such as the US). Conspiracy then as follows; Israel isn’t comfortable with the US ship intercepting frequencies, potentially overhearing devious Israeli plans, so they launch an attack on it and then later claim it was a mistake. The American government, not wanting to make the war an even bigger mess than it already was (and embarrass their Israeli allies) lets the affront slide. 

What really happened with the Liberty? Was it pure incompetence on the part of the Israeli military, or a cover up for something greater? Like most things of this nature, unless some sort of secret documentation exists to prove anything, we will probably never know. But you know what we do know? That it doesn’t fucking matter, because this comic isn’t even about Israel, it’s conflating the Liberty incident as being perpetuated by the Jewish ‘race’ in general against ‘white people’, making this comic as stupid as if you were to pin all possible war atrocities committed by American troops as being attacks by ‘white people’ onto others.

And finally, the description of the comic asks the reader who they’re going to vote for. Given that Pumpkin Face is normally very overly pro-Trump, we can assume he’s framing this as “are you voting for the right candidate (Trump), or the one that will help Jews destroy America (Biden)?”, despite the fact that Trump’s presidency has been overwhelmingly pro-Israel. It leaves one to wonder if Pumpkin Face is aware of this, and actually thinks Trump would be the wrong president to pick, or if Pumpkin Face is just a fucking idiot who doesn’t even know what he’s saying.

StoneToss: Episode 38

Comic Name: Rated ARRR
Description: Let’s be honest, $10 for a ticket and $15 for popcorn isn’t very Marxist.
Mouseover: Fellas, stop funding leftist propaganda and just learn to torrent.
Image Name: hollywood-socialist-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/20/2018

What The Comic Is: A man with a blood flow restriction that is so severe it causes his legs to turn an even shade of brown leans back in his chair, perhaps in an attempt to alleviate some of the constant stinging agony his legs experience. As he leans back, he he explains that though he may be a rich Hollywood director, it doesn’t mean he also isn’t a socialist. The man he’s sitting next to loads up the homepage to torrent website The Pirate Bay. The medically handicapped director accuses the man of thievery. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Pirating movies is okay because socialists want “free stuff”, anyways. Also, pirating is a moral obligation one should have in order to defund ‘leftist propaganda’ produced in Hollywood.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This comic is an attempt to infantilize socialism as being “leftists want to get stuff for free”, instead of, ya know, a reorganized system of government and wealth that values the living standard of all in the society. The latter is far too complex a subject for StoneToss to really wrap his head around, so you may find it excusable that he needs to twist it into a more digestible and bitesize concept. This is another instance in the endless procession of StoneToss trying to reveal a hypocrisy that doesn’t exist. Like I said before, this time around it’s “leftists want socialism, which means they want stuff for free, but (((Hollywood))) socialists get mad when their stuff is taken for free, which means they want to cherry pick socialism”.

Socialism isn’t a structure in where “everything should be free” or someone should be required to price an entertainment commodity like a movie at certain government-controlled numbers. This goes into a whole separate issue with people’s misconception of wealth in countries like the USA; where they get hung up on actors or directors or sports stars who make millions of dollars, instead of the corporations and CEOs that exploit employees and pay less in taxes than retired boomers living off of welfare. A director in Hollywood or a guy playing basketball earning millions of dollars aren’t the problems. We, the consumers of that entertainment, willingly pay for them to earn that sort of money. Not to mention that even the richest among them are drops in the bucket compared to the true 1% of America, who are the aforementioned tax-evading corporate elites. 

We can go debate all day about the status of selling art like a movie or a song, what their ‘value’ is and whether someone has the right to pirate them or not, but StoneToss’ stance on the issue is pretty clear. To StoneToss, movies from Hollywood are all leftist brainwashing propaganda and therefore torrenting them isn’t just something you do in order to watch a movie you wouldn’t have paid for, but rather it’s an active attack against Hollywood and the ‘leftist agenda’. This is very in-step with comics he’s made in the past, lambasting people who pay to see the newest Marvel movie. As we’ve talked about before, StoneToss doesn’t buy anything ever and has never once paid for a video game or a movie or a hotdog. He lives off the land, like a true Libertarian patriot, eating tree sap and pinecones and fashioning makeshift clothing from moss collected off the bottom of rocks. Nah, just kidding. He’s a consumer just like every other modern American, he’s just a total dumbass about it.

Also, pro-tip: Piracy in entertainment industries is actually starting to be viewed as being either a neutral influence on a product or perhaps also a positive one; the line of thinking being that most people who are pirating a movie or video game are people who wouldn’t have ever paid for it in the first place, so by them pirating it you’re essentially just getting more exposure than you would’ve without it. This is under the assumption that it isn’t easily accessible for anyone to quickly pirate. This means the strawman director in the comic probably wouldn’t even be upset that the guy was on Pirate Bay in the first place.

Also, pro-pro-tip: There’s a huge fucking difference between a movie theater jacking up the price of popcorn because most of their profit comes from concessions and a pharmaceutical company artificially inflating the cost of drugs that people depend on to survive; among other similar comparisons. Movie theater popcorn isn’t a political issue, StoneToss, you hand-me-down cumrag. 

Comic Name: Transfusion
Description: Yes, really.
Mouseover: You’d think drinkers of wiener blood wouldn’t be so picky about what’s inside others.
Image Name: israel-immigration-comic.png
Originally Published: 10/16/2018

What The Comic Is: A man in a blue suit and tie informs a woman that the last step in her immigration application is a DNA test, the woman wonders why such a test is necessary. The man explains that the test is to ensure the country’s racial purity. The woman, incited, demands to know what kind of racist country America has become. The man is revealed in the fourth panel to be an immigration officer not of America, but of Israel.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That Israel DNA tests immigrants to control racial purity.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Yes, it’s true. Israel wants people to take a DNA test to verify their Jewish heritage, but this isn’t for immigration purposes. Chiefly (but not limited to), it’s for their “Law of Return”, a law that vaguely gives those of Jewish descendancy the right to freely live in Israel, though not necessarily to become a citizen of it, which is a separate and more official immigration process. The Law of Return is fairly unique in the world, and Israel is allegedly the only country that requires a DNA test to confirm heritage for the purpose of living in said country. 

Is that good, bad, racist? Those are really big questions that can be shorthanded as “Yeah, it’s wrong of Israel to try to put a hard line on what defines a person as being Jewish, and then granting them a special privilege to freely go to and chill in a country, not to mention their policies were created from their inception in such a way as to limit the number of Arab people in Israel, thereby they seem to fit the definition of racism, no matter how much Israel claims they rarely use the practice or how it’s supposed to be just formality“. In earlier decades the Law of Return was much, much more lenient to the point that it allowed anyone who said “I AM JEW” to live in Israel. Obviously this policy has become more strict over time, to the point of requiring DNA testing. 

This is a whole convoluted topic that requires hours of research to gain a good grasp over, from its origins and history to its present day usage and ramifications, but suffice to say that StoneToss himself doesn’t seem to know anything about it, since the comic suggests Israel wants DNA tests for immigration purposes, which is not true (which makes the comic’s smug description especially funny). Israel’s policies are still restrictive and backwards, let’s not mince words. Israel does not allow the legal marriage (or even recognize the civil union) of someone considered a Jew to someone considered a non-Jew (unless this marriage happened outside of Israel), just as a single example. 

So with this comic StoneToss was incorrect concerning Israel’s use of DNA testing and therefore missed a chance to make this a stupid comic about gay marriage in the USA. That’s a twofer!

StoneToss: Episode 37

Foreword: I am posting this somewhat late in the day today. I apologize for the tardiness; an unexpected minor emergency kept me away from finishing this post up and getting it out earlier.

Comic Name: Opposites Attract
Description: Strange times…
Mouseover: Day of the helicopter when?
Image Name: opposites-attract-comic0.png
Originally Published: 9/11/2018

What The Comic Is: A man in a Don’t Tread On Me shirt pulls on a rope, locked in a battle of tug of war. To his curiosity, he notices that a man wearing a shirt with a poorly drawn fasces symbol on it is now aiding him in his pull. On the other end of the rope, a man in a Hammer and Sickle shirt is pulling alongside a man in rich business attire. The man wearing the Don’t Tread On Me shirt is confused.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That fascism is aiding in the pull against ‘communism’ and (((rich people))).

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The man in the snake shirt is a Libertarian, a political leaning that StoneToss professes to be (despite the fact he’s more like a lite-fascist, as he constantly wishes to impede on the liberties of others on the basis of who they are). The man in the black shirt is a fascist as indicated by the (poorly drawn) fasces symbol on his shirt. The fasces symbol was a symbol used in ancient Rome that was adopted by Italian dictator Benito Mussolini for his fascist regime. It’s supposed to look like a bundle of sticks with an axe tied to it, symbolical of the power over life and death. StoneToss depicts it more like a trashcan with an axe laying across it, but whatever. Point being is that StoneToss could’ve just used the far more recognizable fascist symbol of the Nazi swastika. It would have been easier to draw and people wouldn’t have been confused as to who the guy in the black shirt was supposed to be, but see, that’s the thing…

StoneToss has made comics in the past about how equating the Gadsden flag (the ‘don’t tread on me’ snake flag) to the Nazi swastika was stupid. This means that in order to make this comic, he’d have to suggest the swastika and snake are actually much more closely aligned to one another. StoneToss doesn’t want to do this, because he desperately wants benefit of the doubt in regards to his neo-nazism, so he opts to use a far more obscure symbol for fascism because apparently he seriously thinks that there’s no correlation with the Nazi party so long as you’re not using the swastika. Forget that the Nazis were fascist, StoneToss is only using a symbol of fascism and not the actual icon of the Nazi party. Ergo, fascists aren’t Nazis. omfg the perfect logic

The communist and rich guy pulling together is meant to expose a hypocrisy that StoneToss feels exists on the left. He thinks the left are all about communism (they are not) while simultaneously being propped up by the wealthy, or as if to suggest that the wealthy are ‘pulling the strings’ of the left, making them into puppets who unwittingly fight for their very oppressors. The whole message of the comic is that it’s like an “upside down land” where fascists are fighting for liberty (the very thing that destroys them) and the wealthy are fighting for communism (they very thing that destroys them). In reality, a not insignificant amount of self-proposed Libertarians are actually deeply in line with fascist beliefs, where as there are those who are wealthy and yet are proponents of fairer tax laws, better wages for workers, etc. (basically if it’s anything that supports workers and their right to exist, StoneToss immediately believes it is far-left extreme totalitarian dictatorship; this is because StoneToss is an idiot). Oh, also, the rich guy is probably supposed to be the Jews too because why not.

And finally, the mouseover. Every third Sunday of the month of August is “World Helicopter Day”, a day reserved to appreciate the benefits of helicopters on our world and to discuss and share facts and safety information concerning the aircraft. This, of course, is not what StoneToss means by “day of the helicopter”. Rather, it’s a reference to the ‘free helicopter rides’ meme that was beginning to become mainstream among the right in 2018 (the year of this comic’s publishing). The meme is about dropping communists and sometimes leftists in general out of helicopters to their deaths; it is derived from a method of execution utilized by Augusto Pinochet, dictator of Chile from 1973-1990. Pinochet would have his enemies, normally communists, flown up in helicopters and then tossed out.
“We’re not fascist!” StoneToss and his ilk cry. “We just want to extra-judicially murder political opponents!!! We don’t even wear swastikas, just snakes and sticks!!!!!”

Comic Name: On Second Thought
Description: Oops, too open. For the easily offended among you, you will be pleased to learn that nothing in the above comic contradicts number of gassing deaths reported by mainstream sources.
Via wikipedia: (StoneToss follows with a post of a screenshot of the Wikipedia article, highlighting the estimated figure of 1.1 million Jews murdered by Zyklon B gas, as if that means anything).
Mouseover: Now that’s a chutzpah. 
Image Name: open-mind-comic1.png
Originally Published: 11/13/2018

What The Comic Is: A hippie tells a man to open his mind, free of the control of “the man”. The man thinks for a moment, and then begins to question the holocaust. The hippie slaps a hand over his mouth, warning him to shut up.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The holocaust numbers are fabricated and that allied approach into Germany ‘severed supply lines’ and caused prisoners to starve.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid. Here we are, folks. This is, by far, the most requested comic I’ve ever gotten so far in this blog’s life (so far). I promised you guys I’d get to, and now we’ve gotten to it. 
This is by far one of the dumbest fucking comics StoneToss has ever made. I know I say that quite often, but is that the product of my exaggeration, or the product of StoneToss being so genuinely stupid that he constantly outdoes himself? First, let’s start with the subtext of the comic. The hippie (a straw man for liberals/the left) tells the man to open his mind and not worry about what ‘the man’ (a stand-in for society) tells him to think. When the man “wrong-thinks”, he’s told to stop questioning and shut up. Basically it’s just trying to expose liberals as hypocrites; that they want to question everything and think free, but silence anything they don’t like. As if Jews find it offensive to question the holocaust and therefore it isn’t “PC friendly” to do so. All very standard StoneToss dogshit. It has to be explained to StoneToss, as it usually does, that there’s a difference between genuine questions concerning the holocaust (such as, “how did the Nazis kill so many people it doesn’t make sense to me”) and between outright holocaust denial/arguing (((they))) are making it up to some degree. This nuance ruins StoneToss’ stupid comic, so as always you are asked to please ignore it.

But the best part about the comic is the rhetoric in the man’s speech. “The allied invasion of Germany caused the deaths of the prisoners” is a really common neo-nazi/holocaust denial talking point and it’s complete and total bullshit. This argument attempts to shift blame around and play a moderate centrist. It allows Germany to share the blame of imprisoning Jews in the first place, but suggests they either did not kill as many as 6 million prisoners or that the blame for the bulk of the murders is actually due to the Allies invading Germany, “disrupting supply lines”. We know this is not true as the bulk of the killings in camps were happening far before the Allies invaded Germany. How do we know this? BECAUSE THE NAZIS KEPT DETAILED, DATED RECORDS OF EVERYTHING THEY DID, STONETOSS YOU FUCKING IDIOT. The vast majority of the holocaust murders happened from 1941 to 1945. It wasn’t until May of 1945 that the Allies invaded Germany, and it wasn’t much earlier than that, April of 1045, that the Allies were finding and liberating the first of the concentration camps. It doesn’t even bear refuting that the prisoners in the camps were not victims of “insufficient supplies” because of a “war-torn Germany”. And you know what? So fucking what if it was? Would it somehow not be the German’s fault that the prisoners died due to insufficient supplies because of Allied invasion? 

Even if we accept StoneToss’ theory, ignoring that documented history completely destroys it, the Germans would still be responsible for the deaths of their prisoners. The best this shitty, fake and entirely failed argument does is try to suggest the Germans didn’t mean to kill all those people. Gosh, I guess that makes it so much better.

StoneToss tries to have this big, huge gotcha moment where he cites that even Wikipedia only suggests around 1.1 million Jews were killed in gas chambers. Oh man, that’d be really embarrassing for modern holocaust death tolls… if it were reported by any of them that the victims of the holocaust were all killed by gas chambers. Literally no historical sources says “6 million Jews were gassed by Zyklon B”.  Because the Germans employed many forms of murder on their prisoners, including (but absolutely not limited to): Shooting, starvation, intentional neglect, disease, human experimentation and lack of heat or general shelter from the elements. Let’s not forget that Zyklon B was not the only gas used in the holocaust. “Gas vans” killed hundreds of thousands of people before the first Zyklon B chambers were ever even built. The 1.1 million figure is, in such pitiful and infantile manner, clutched onto by so many holocaust deniers that it’s actually insane. Like these fucking idiots see “1.1 million Jews were killed by Zyklon B” and immediately slam the history book closed, punch their laptop screen into pieces, and then jump up and start screaming “SIX MILLION IS A LIE1111 WIKIPEDIA ONLY SAY 1 MILLION11111”.

Like, StoneToss cites the fucking Wikipedia article on the holocaust as his primary source and yet that very same page concludes that his comic is wrong and fucking stupid, so he didn’t even bother to fully read his entire source before citing it, which is like literally the absolute fucking stupidest thing you can ever do.

The most cathartic thing about destroying a holocaust denier’s idiotic ramblings is that the Nazis themselves detailed their atrocities so well that even if we disregard testimonies and firsthand accounts, they’re still clearly responsible for the mass murder of millions of people. 
Oh, StoneToss. You sure are an idiot.