StoneToss: Episode 89

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Comic Name: Judge Not
Description: So pious.
Mouseover: Repent!
Image Name: subjective-morality-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png
Amogus: Seemingly N/A, potentially StoneToss might have attempted to make the priest’s hands in the first panel resemble amogus.
Originally Published: 6/8/2021

What The Comic Is: An offensive caricature of a gay man sits on a bus, lecturing a priest that morality is a subjective concept. The priest calmly disagrees, to which the offensive caricature of a gay man shoots back that the priest is therefore a bad person.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Intolerance of intolerance is intolerant.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: We’ve been down the road plenty of times with StoneToss, because he never gets tired of desperately trying to frame tolerance as intolerance. It’s basically the only schtick he has, when you reduce anything he says concerning liberalism or Leftism. In this case he’s trying to water down the bigotry of a religious person by depicting them as a calmly voicing their own opinion (in StoneToss’ clown world, gay people hate all religion, but we’re just going to put this comic under a lens of reality and assume the priest must have, previous to the first panel, just gotten done explaining to the gay man how homosexuality is a sin). It’s fucking pathetic, and he has done this before (in comics this blog will eventually cover).

The gay man says morality is subjective. This is implied to be the gay man talking about homosexuality and how its morality is subjective to one’s religious beliefs (this in itself is a stupid strawmanning, homosexuality is not immoral and does not need to be explained as being “subjectively moral”). The priest disagrees, but it’s implied he’s obviously talking about homosexuality being immoral regardless of subjectivity. The gay man then accuses the homophobic priest of being a bad person, but is depicted as doing so in an aggressive and “aD HoMiNeM” manner. The crux of this comic relies on homophobia being an acceptable position to take (to StoneToss it is, because StoneToss is a loser and a bigot), though the reality of the situation is that homophobia is intolerance and thus makes you an objectively bad person, because you are now oppressing another’s life for no reason.

And this is where StoneToss’ fake logic resides. In some non-existent “grey area” where you’re allowed to hate other people and shouldn’t be stopped from doing so, and when you’re called a bad person or when your bigoted laws do not pass, it’s all the product of some “intolerant Left”. A place where all “””””opinions””””” (secret hint: bigotry isn’t an opinion) are equally valid, which is why you see StoneToss and his suffering-from-brain-death followers constantly whine about how “It’s JUST HIS OPINIONS!!!!”. Bigotry that promotes violence is definitely not an opinion, but people have been using “it’s just my opinion bro” to justify being wrong about shit ever since the concept of an opinion was introduced to mankind, so it makes sense that the stupidest amogus (bigots) would latch onto it so hard.

Homosexuals do not harm you or anyone else. It is not a valid or reasonable “opinion” to believe they are wrong or shouldn’t exist. Murderers and rapists harm other people, so while “I am a man who wants to have deep, body tissue-destroying hardcore 80’s coke gay anal sex with another man” is a totally perfect and valid way to live your life, “I want to murder people” is something that directly and greatly impedes upon other’s life and liberty. This is why hating gay people is homophobic, petty, wrong and immoral and why hating murders is, well, none of those things. Maybe a silly comparison, but StoneToss is more or less a man child so you really gotta spoon feed this shit.


Comic Name: Lumped Together
Description: Coomunism.
Mouseover: Cooomrades.
Image Name: karl-marx-lumpenproletariat-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/30/2020

What The Comic Is: German revolutionary and author of the 1848 pamphlet The Communist Manifesto, Karl Marx, awakens in a vat of pink gas. Rubbing his head, Marx questions where he is, to which a voice responds that he has been resurrected. In the second panel it is revealed that the ones who resurrected him are a band of antifa, offensive Trans caricatures and furries, in order for Karl Marx to lead ‘the revolution’. Karl Marx, confused, asks if he is supposed to lead the revolution of “lumpenproles”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Marx wrote poorly of the lowest class of people (called by him as lumpenproles”, ergo he would’ve hated furries and trans people.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Wow, what a hot take, a dude born in the 1800’s would’ve thought furries were shit. Everyone is surprised by this amazing commentary that is nothing, nothing, short of literally earth shaking.

Anyways, StoneToss seems to have picked up the term “Lumpenproles” around this time, as he made a couple previous comics referencing the term. Considering “Lumpenprole” started to get picked up by far-right and other anti-Socialist groups around 2019, this isn’t surprising. We’ve talked about the term before on this blog, but to recap it quick: it’s a word coined by Marx and Friedrich Engels, who helped Marx co-author The Cummiest Manifesto. Basically it translates to English as something like “Rags/Rubbish Proletariat”, or the lowest social class. This included mostly the unemployed or those not willing to work.

So it’s true that Karl Marx might not be on board with furries and trans people. Wow, fucking shocking, I know. So mostly this comic is saying “Haha, Marx was actually not a great person!”, which might be news to some people, I guess? Marx was a racist and anti-Semite, he was just genuinely not a great guy. So yeah, it’s true, there are some people who really worship Marx as a father of Communism without knowing about his more unsavory traits. They sure are foolish, I suppose. Of course these people typically hold Marx’s views on communism and socialism in high regard despite any of those unsavory traits, so whether or not Marx would eagerly lead a revolution or not isn’t really the point.

Mostly, though, this comic is StoneToss trying to lump in everyone he doesn’t like as being “lumpenproles”. Obviously if you’re trans, a furry or don’t like fascism then obviously you’re unemployed! I mean, look at all the mask-off Nazis who lose their jobs! You can’t lose your job for being a fascist idiot if you never had one in the first place, can you?! Heheh, checkmate, Libtards. The comic’s title is a play on “lump”, as in ‘lump’enproles, which is funny because it highlights StoneToss’ idiocy really well: He has no valid arguments other than lumping together everyone he doesn’t like. It’s always beautiful when StoneToss tries to be clever but only actually sets himself up.

I wonder how many people have lost their jobs for being a furry, trans or antifa? HmmmmmmMMmmmm… Maybe the lumpenprole is the other way around these days?

StoneToss: Episode 79

Sorry for another late upload. I’ve been catching up on a lot of life stuff after recovering from my poopy illness. Next episode is the big 80th edition, which I plan to have on time and sexy as ever. Thanks for reading.


Comic Name: Mind Virus
Description: It’s contagious.
Mouseover: Cognitohazard
Image Name: conspiracy-facemask-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png
Amogus: The logo on the sauce jar.
Originally Published: 5/13/2021

What The Comic Is: A man in a UFO shirt and tinfoil hat goes about his business at a grocery mart. He is given a skeptical glare by a man wearing a face mask along with an upper-body encompassing “filtration device” and thick rubber gloves, who is currently disinfecting his groceries.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Libs are hypocrites because they buy into ‘conspiracy theories’ all the time.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This is not the first time StoneToss has made such an epically original observation by comparing ‘liberal hoaxes’ to UFO conspiracy theories (StoneToss is cripplingly unoriginal with nothing new to ever say and only has one fucking joke, goooooo fiiiiguuureeee). The obvious strawman is that StoneToss depicts the ‘covid conspiracy theorist’ as wearing a ridiculous respirator suit with gloves and disinfectant wipes. I would ask StoneToss to count the number of times he’s actually witnessed someone wearing a respirator unit in real life; or at least I would, if I were confident in StoneToss’ capability to actually count.

So he has to strawman something that doesn’t exist. Big deal, nothing new. But let’s discuss the other guy in the picture. StoneToss leans on the “UFO tinfoil hat” caricature whenever he wants to comment on a “hoax” that Leftists subscribe to (note, of course, that the supposed ‘Leftist hoaxes’ are never hoaxes). This isn’t because StoneToss is purely unoriginal, well okay that’s actually part of it too, but the other reason is that StoneToss is aware of the fact that his side (the Right) runs on nothing but conspiracy theories. He has to sit and watch as the only people he can realistically ally himself with (far-right idiots) are constantly bombarded for their faith in conspiracy and fringe beliefs. StoneToss’ own world view, that of a ruling Jewish New World Order elite, is based firmly in the realm of conspiracy theory. Is it any wonder why he lashes out at mask wearing like this? Attempting to depict a reality where the classic tinfoil hat is replaced with hazmat-style ventilation units and everyone lives in crazy virus world, don’t those stupid libs know that people die of car crashes all the time?!?!!?

The description, “cognitohazard” is a term used, by all things, the SCP Foundation. SCP is a loose community of people who share mostly community-active stories (meaning anyone, anywhere, is allowed to contribute into or freely utilize ideas and concepts created within the SCP story world) pertaining to the existence of spooky paranormal entities and artifacts. Specifically, in SCP lore, ‘cognitohazards’ are paranormal objects that are dangerous to one’s senses (usually sight). Why is StoneToss using the term here in this comic? Who the actual fuck knows?? Maybe he’s saying masks are hazardous to your ability to breath, or maybe he’s referring to the fact that wearing a mask ‘marks’ you so the (((ruling elite))) know who the sheep are or… well, fuck, I have no clue. StoneToss, thy idiot eludes me.

With this comic we see once again StoneToss’ sad little desire to see reality flipped around. Where it’s actually the Leftists who are constantly buying into radical conspiracies , where it’s StoneToss and the Right who are always seeing truth and aren’t consistently mocked and made fools of for their stupid conspiracy-mongering. StoneToss had to sit by and watch his side eat itself over QAnon, a phenomenon that exposed thousands of voices on the Right as being woefully idiotic and collectively embarrassing to their side as a whole. QAnon only further cemented the Right as firmly the side of wild conspiracy, and even now StoneToss must endure the constant talk of the “Secret Trump Government” and Trump’s “totally real orchestration to take back the presidency” and he must clearly be aware that his proximity to the far-Right is going to put him into direct association with these wild delusions for a long, long time coming. He can’t directly disavow his own side’s conspiracy theory behavior; it would alienate tens of thousands of his supporters. So what does the alt-Right loser do when he keeps losing in past, present and future? Make up lies. Lie about Leftists, lie about who was behind QAnon (it wasn’t the Right, it was the Jews!!). Disown everyone who isn’t as Nazi as you want them to be. Fuck the truth, it’s not comforting. Open your mouth and suck up all the creamy, nutty goodness of lies badly told and even more badly defended.

Dragon furs are the worst.

Comic Name: Halls of Debate
Description: Big Think
Mouseover: Dragon furs are the worst.
Image Name: furry-youtube-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/7/2019

What The Comic Is: In the times of ancient Greece, a man clasps famous philosopher Plato by the shoulder, excitedly musing on the effect that Plato’s university will have on discourse in the ages of time to come. In the second panel, a man sits at a computer watching a YouTube video discussing the morality of ephebophilia.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Discourse (education) is bad because people can argue for things like ephebophilia.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, StoneToss, it isn’t “Dragon fur“, it’s “Scaly“. Get it right, ya darn goof. Ya darn lil’ goof. Ya silly little goofy. Ya unironic fucking idiot. You absolute dumbfuck. You shitstain. You little cumwad, you. Fucking idiot.

Anyways. At first this comic might seem like just a joke about how people in the past dreamed of discourse in the future being built off of their teachings and methods, only that in reality we have people arguing for dumb shit like the moral nature of ephebophilia. StoneToss is notoriously anti-education, however, as many of his far-Right ilk so often are. Go figure the anti-education lunatic is feeling the butthurt all the way back to Plato.

Who’s the blue dragon in the second panel, anyways? That would be YouTuber and dragon fur sorry, I MEAN SCALY, Kothorix. Who is Kothorix? He’s a small-time YouTuber who occasionally put out videos that would sometimes break maybe 30-50k views but more normally stagnated at just a couple thousand. He topped out at just 49k subs on YouTube (a very, very common threshold for channels that YouTube pulls from their algorithm, but this is all another story for another blog). So basically all this to say that, no offense to the sexy blue dragon man, that Kothorix is a nobody. He doesn’t have a massive social media following or a huge millions-of-subs YouTube channel. His opinions and thoughts on things are all pretty standard and appeal to basic logic and a lot of Leftist principles, he likes RuneScape and Overwatch and he’s a furry and blah blah blah. It’s a safe bet to say you’ve never heard of the dude or his videos.

So why is StoneToss making a comic about a random nobodyfur? Well, for two reasons. Kothorix’s channel would receive the most attention whenever he published on of his “rant” videos, these could range from rants about video games to rants on social justice and other more weighted topics concerning society and what realistic dragon penises would look like. Some of these videos could be slightly divisive, especially for his normally very Left-leaning audience. His easily most controversial video was his infamous (or at least somewhat infamous, given he’s not a very big YouTuber) “In Defense of Pedophilia”. In this rather brazenly titled video, Kothorix gives a pretty basic “we shouldn’t ostracize people with pedophilic urges and rather should help them receive the assistance they need” hot take, followed by a couple of minutes of wondering why a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old is so weird. He pulled the video in the wake of controversy it kicked up, but if you want to see it, it’s been reuploaded by another person. While he does meander off a bit, his main point is that pedophilia (or the very act of someone finding themselves attracted to the body of a minor) is more like an uncontrollable mental illness that one should be able to safely seek aid for, which yes is a totally extreme Western society-toppling opinion, I know.

So what is ephebophilia, anyways? You hear the term sometimes used by those defending pedophilic or adult-child relationships. Pedophilia is the sexual interest and urge towards children (pre-pubescent, before puberty and often specifically for young, very undeveloped bodies), whereas the more tongue twisty ephebophilia is a sexual urge for someone who has just recently finished their puberty development (so think a 15 year old who has finished an early puberty and who is fully sexually developed, but not yet a grown adult). This obviously gets nuanced, as a grimy creep-type of guy may not give a shit how old a ‘hot girl’ is, he’ll fuck her whether she’s 15 or not, so this type of person wouldn’t be necessarily an ephebophile because he simply doesn’t care what the age is, his attraction has nothing to do with the status of his attraction’s age or development. The same way someone who wants to bone a 15 year old isn’t a pedophile, though we in society would often label an 18 year old who is in a relationship with a 15 year old as a “pedophile”. This is because ultimately, society doesn’t generally care about the nuance. A creepy guy who doesn’t care about age and just wants to bone is going to be seen as pedophiliac regardless of technical definitions or the nuance therein.

SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES ALL THIS HAVE TO DO WITH STONETOSS? Well, that’s easy: StoneToss is an idiot. Kothorix is a virtual nobody. He doesn’t speak for anyone, he’s a small YouTuber with a middle-of-the-road channel that failed to gain any greater notoriety or attention, he isn’t the cutting edge of liberal opinion. He’s a literal “Literally who?“. To the best of my findings, Kothorix never even made a video titled “ephebophilia, immoral?” or any video talking specifically about ephebophilia, he only made the ‘in defense of Pedophiles’, and he made the video way back in 2017: a good two years before StoneToss made this comic about him. So why in the world was he relevant enough to StoneToss to be featured in one of the latter’s comics? Because this is the best that StoneToss has got. Feast your eyes, one and all, on the twisted hell-scape future that the Left has orchestrated: A random nobody YouTuber dragon furSCALY making a video about pedophilia being something to fix rather than ostracize. What has education done???

StoneToss: the left are all pedo cucks!!! they want to fuck kids!!!! look here’s a video from two years ago from a random small youtube channel where the furry host is left-leaning on several key topics!!!! this proves it, the west was destroyed by school!!!!!!!!

Most Rightists don’t have this kind of energy. They just claim Democrats are all secret globalist pedophiles that own a secret Illuminati child sex ring, then they shit their pants and call it a day. StoneToss, as we discussed in the first comic, is sadly aware of how entrenched in wild, baseless conspiracy theory his side of the camp is. This is like his desperate attempt to snoop into “the wild Left” and pull out damning evidence of what pedophilia-endorsing Leftist rhetoric looks like. It must get exhausting, chasing so desperately after the bizarre and ever-more-wild claims of his fellow Righties, trying to make them look in some way legitimate (whether this is pinning QAnon as “it was a Jewish-lead wild goose chase” or “look, a random nobody on YouTube thinks we shouldn’t kill pedophiles”). It’s like the Right, as a whole entity, is some kind of crumbling dam that can’t hold back the tidal wave of horseshit and StoneToss is frantically plugging the holes up with his fingers. Even as the goopy brown waters run over his face and coat his entire weakling body, he swallows down his pride and grins, because nothing could possibly be better than owning the libs.

StoneToss: Episode 31

Comic Name: Walk the walk
Description: Greed.
Mouseover: How many hungry have died because a liberal wanted to buy an iphone [sic] instead?
Image Name: liberal-compassion-comic.png
Originally Published: 5/24/2018

What The Comic Is: A man approaches a homeless beggar, ruminating on what sort of society sees someone as needy as a homeless beggar and yet does nothing. After locking eyes for a moment with the beggar, the man then walks off, commenting on how heartbreaking the situation is.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Liberals are hypocrites for owning things.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: At first glance this is a harmless comic with no political charge to it. By itself, that’s all it it. It’s only with the context of the comic’s name and mouseover that StoneToss’s true message comes out (making this comic a great example of why I post the name/description/mouseover texts). The mouseover directly implicates liberals, specifically, as buying iPhones. The comic name, “Walk the walk” is obviously in reference to the saying, “Talk the talk, walk the walk“, which basically means “do what you say you’re going to do”, or “don’t say you can or will do what you aren’t able or don’t plan to do”, in as many words. Of course, the description is a very blunt “greed”.

This comic is aimed at liberals because liberals are often the ones recognizing disadvantage and then aiding it. But StoneToss makes the very intelligent observation that liberals also OWN things. Like we learned with the Marvel comic, StoneToss doesn’t own anything. He doesn’t ever go to movies. CHAD STONETOSS VS THE VIRGIN PHONE HAVER: STONETOSS HAS NEVER SEEN A PHONE IN HIS LIFE. This comic is, in StoneToss fashion, straw manning liberals because it is literally the only fucking way StoneToss can make them look bad.

When it comes to raw collected data on donating money, Republicans tend to be a bit ahead of Democrats, this much is true. This is also very much explained away when you consider Republican’s primarily donate to churches and other religious causes, rather than to pure humanitarian causes. Democrats and liberals still donate in equally great numbers as Republicans, even if their total number of dollars donated tends to fall behind. So in reality, liberals totally practice what they preach; they donate. On a deeper level, StoneToss is trying to bitch about a pure communistic society that he straw mans liberals into desiring, where no one owns anything and there is no money or material wealth. Because liberals want a better society for all, but also own things like phones, this is a baseless attack to assert that liberals are actually greedy hypocrites. The comic is best summed up as “Liberals think everyone should have a fair chance in society and that money should be more fairly distributed, yet they actually own some things that are moderately expensive? Hmm very strange… I am very smart.

Comic Name: Gotta Go Fabulous
Description: I didn’t choose to like big boobied, obedient women – I was born this way.
Mouseover: heh, nothing personnel, homos
Image Name: born-this-way-comic.png
Originally Published: 5/31/2018

What The Comic Is: A man asks a homosexual why he chose to be gay. The homosexual replies that he didn’t choose to be gay, he was born this way. The man asks a trans woman how she chose to be trans, she responds that she didn’t choose to be trans and it’s just how she was born. The man then approaches a mascot for the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, but is unable to find words.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: If you accept trans people and gay people, then eventually people will want to fuck animals.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Again, like the above comic this one seemingly appears to be just a harmless, funny comic that isn’t trying to make any messages. It’s just a joke about furries being weird. However, StoneToss has espoused in the past his stance on the slippery slope of homosexuality and transgenders. A very common (and unhinged) hot take is that “if we accept gays, then eventually we’ll accept pedophiles and people who fuck animals”, as if homosexuality or gender identity or just being a furry are all stepping stones down a path that leads to pedophilia and bestiality; like being gay is comparable to being a pedophile. StoneToss also hates furries (I mean, why not?) so it’s obvious he’s likening furries, in a very disparaging way, to people who actually force themselves on animals in sexual intercourse. More than that, he’s suggesting that furries aren’t born as furries and ergo, anyone claiming to be born gay or trans is not right. 

This is a perfect example of a StoneToss comic that needs the context of who StoneToss is in order to make full sense. If you didn’t know who StoneToss was, you’d think this was actually pro-homosexuality and pro-transgender (maybe leaving aside the trans woman’s facial hair, pronounced Adam’s apple and exaggerated muscular arm) and was just taking a friendly rib at furries. StoneToss doesn’t believe anyone is born gay or trans, though. He actively believes you have to be sexually abused to “turn” gay. So we know, without needing more context, that there’s more bigotry to this than meets the eye. This is part of StoneToss’ plan. To douse his bigotry in enough outer layers of irony in order to cultivate enough plausible deniability that he can use to try and distance his comics from being widely labeled as fascist turds. This is why we have to closely examine each StoneToss comic, because you can not afford this dumbass the comfort of casual benefit of the doubt. That is exactly what he is trying to get from you with comics like this.

So make like a pastry and Donut Give It To Him.