StoneToss: Episode 9

Bootlicker? More like boot Ni-

Comic Name: Black Lives Tattered
Description: Stop hitting yourself
Mouseover: Bootlicker? More like boot Ni-
Image Name: george-floyd-riot-black-lives-matter-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 6/2/2020

EDIT: This entry has been edited to include the fact that Floyd’s purposed crime is, at time of writing, yet unconfirmed. 

What The Comic Is: A superhero with the power of stretchability decides all is lost and resolves to commit suicide. Either that or George Floyd is kneeling on his own neck.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That George Floyd deserved to be murdered by unsanctioned police brutality because he allegedly committed a forgery crime and then allegedly resisted arrest.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Alright lads, so I’m breaking form slightly with my upload style. My original plan was to chronicle each StoneToss comic chronological to when he released them but this comic is topical to such a drastic and extreme time in our bottomtext society that I wanted to talk about it now. 
This comic is so fundamentally stupid and victim blaming and pointless and takes StoneToss to such a new height of  pure negative IQ-ity that I couldn’t help but comment on it now. Basically StoneToss is subscribing (as he obviously would) to the thought pattern that George Floyd “did it to himself” by (maybe) being criminal and that the police are therefore absolved of all responsibility for how they handled Floyd’s arrest. This is a very common, and very ineffective, method of trying to flip the situation around on the victim. Floyd wasn’t being brutalized by police! He was being brutalized by his own (unproven) life choices! After all, if you (allegedly) break a law and then (maybe or maybe not, the police don’t seem to care either way) resist arrest, then the officer of the law has no choice but to pin you to the ground by the throat with his knee and then double down on his actions when pleaded to by a group of bystanders. It’s just how the world is supposed to work, after all.

The victim blaming is taken further with the comic’s description, “Stop hitting yourself”, again putting the blame of police brutality on the victim instead of the police. StoneToss seems to posit that excessive or protocol-violating force is okay as long as someone isn’t (maybe) complying with police order.
The mouseover text is implying that people are bootlicking for black people by defending George Floyd, as ‘bootlicker’ is a common insult against individuals who make excuses or justifications for police violence.

Also, worth pointing out that this stupid idea didn’t work without StoneToss redrawing George Floyd several feet away from the cop car despite being right under its rear bumper in the first panel, lol.
Funny enough the title of the comic works as a good pro-BLM phrase. Good work, StoneToss!
Overall this is just one of StoneToss’s stupidest comics (yet!).

StoneToss: Episode 7

Nature isn't egalitarian.

Comic Name: State of Mind
Description: N/A
Mouseover: Nature isn’t egalitarian
Image Name: iq-and-race-comic.png
Originally Published: 8/29/2017

What The Comic Is: A woman with arms shows a man without arms her giant pink bean collection. She asks the man (who seems to be, confusingly, named ‘Racist’?) which brain is black and which is white; a trick question, as they are both pink. Racist grows an arm and pulls a graph out of the spaceless, timeless void that comprises his lower half. Admitting he can not tell the difference between the two beans, Racist then questions Say if she’s able to guess which I.Q. distribution is white and which is black based on the provided graph, much to Say’s shock.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: StoneToss has bought into unfounded claims that there is a biological or firmly genetic difference in the capabilities between different types of human beings. Anytime you see an art piece that shows human skeletons or organs to express that on the inside everyone is the same, there is an inconvenient truth out there to undermine it. 

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Okay, here we go. This comic was published in late August 2017, which was a few months after StoneToss’s inception. This is the comic that really put StoneToss on the map for racists and got their attention; and if you feel inclined to do so, a quick venture into the comments section of the comic post will really illustrate that for you. 

Anyways, so the comic perpetuates the unproven claim that people of ‘black’ biological descent have lower IQs than those of ‘white’ biological descent. This claim is, fucking obviously, racist to begin with and completely stupid, but it says a lot about StoneToss’s egotism and strawmanning tactics. The mouseover, ‘Nature isn’t egalitarian‘, is a fancy way of saying “nature isn’t equal, i.e., some people are inferior to others”. 

This marks the beginning of StoneToss making frequent revisits to the subject of “race gaps”.

StoneToss: Episode 5

anti flagist action

Comic Name: Changing Stripes
Description: N/A
Mouseover: anti flagist action
Image Name: confederate-flag-comic.png
Originally Published: 8/22/2017

What The Comic Is: An antifa member holds a burning American flag while accosting a nude man wearing a confederate beanie who bears the Confederate flag. The antifa member, in anger, tells the naked confederate that his flag crosses THE LINE! 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That it’s acceptable to spend the time to make sure your American flag has the appropriate number of stars and stripes and that the confederate colors has the correct amount of stars but that you can make your background a green blob under a blue blob. Be consistent you fucking handmedown anal bead.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Dude I fucking don’t even know, this is one of those StoneToss comics that just gives me pause. I mean, I get it, he’s bitching about antifa burning American flags and then he’s also saying that antifa hate the confederate flag. But like, what is the message other than that? That antifa hates flags? That confederates like flags? Antifa is stupid for burning a flag and then hating another one? Is this a commentary on what StoneToss posits as a lack of ideological basis on the part of antifa? Where is the confederate’s other arm? Is he an actual confederate soldier or just a man at a reenactment? Is he cosplaying as a confederate? Are they at a cosplay convention??

Anyways, StoneToss, I think you accidentally put an “l” in the second word of your mouseover text, buddy. 

StoneToss: Episode 3

General Santa Anna's Chicken

Comic Name: Foreign Food
Description: N/A
Mouseover: General Santa Anna’s Chicken 
Image Name: ethnic-food-comic-1.png
Originally Published: 7/27/2019

What The Comic Is: Two men are horrifically conjoined to each other by a large circle that they’ve learned to use as a makeshift table for food and drink. One man posits to the other that without immigration, who will cook authentic Chinese food. The other man stares at a plate of grey mush accented with a white bean and ponders for a moment. Then, a third man appears and in Google Translated Spanish asks, “Yes sir, who?“.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That a cook would ever bring a steaming hot pan out of the kitchen and into the dining area and then thrust it in front of patrons. I know you hate brown people, StoneToss, but they’re seriously not that stupid.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: At first this is one of those comics that seems really innocuous and silly, like you really want to believe it’s just a Family Guy-esque dumb humor joke, but then you stop and remind yourself that this is StoneToss we’re talking about and you realize, oh yeah, StoneToss is an idiot.

So we have an early example of the multi-pronged commentary StoneToss would eventually begin using in just about every one of his comics. First, we have a ‘Mexican cook’ joke, which is just a low jab at racial humor involving Mexicans working as cooks in low-end diners/restaurants. Funny enough, however, a lot of Chinese places are actually owned/operated and staffed by, you know, actual Chinese people, but whatever. Anyways, StoneToss makes commentary on the fact that pro-immigration types will often use the example that foreign immigrants bring with them cultural boons like delicious food. StoneToss poses this exact point in the first panel, only to undercut it by revealing that: dun dun! It was a MEXICAN guy making the food the whole time! Because Mexicans are taking over America, and because multiculturalism is such a flaccid concept that one ethnicity can simply substitute for another one, anyways. See? There’s no reason for people to immigrate to the USA!

The mouseover text for the comic is a play on General Tso Chicken, a popular Americanized Chinese food dish, but replacing it with the Mexican military general Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna (commonly known as merely Santa Anna). General Santa Anna was involved in a ton of shit involving the Mexican government and military and, most importantly for citizens of the USA, he was the one who lead the attack against the Texan defenders of fort Alamo. I guess maybe the mouseover text is therefore some kind of deeper commentary that Santa Anna actually won and pwned the libtarded United States or something but I’m writing this shit at 5 AM in the morning right now and I really am too tired to dig that much deeper into this.