What The Comic Is: In the first panel, stereotypical representations of different countries all link hands together in a grassy field underneath a rainbow, ending with the USA. In the second panel, it is shown that to the USA is about to link hands with stereotypes of China and Italy, who are both seek and meek looking with green spots across their faces. The green field turns to darkness and the rainbow to rain clouds, much to the USA’s shock.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: We can never interact with other countries in order to stop diseases from transferring from them.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: If you keep up with each post on this blog, you may remember how the last post (episode 92) featured a StoneToss comic concerning Asian-American reporter Andy Ngo. In the comic, Andy Ngo is drawn with pure white skin (no color, the way StoneToss depicts white people, in fact he is drawn as non-stereotypically as possible, something StoneToss must have needed to put actual effort into doing). This is because StoneToss is honoring Andy Ngo as “one of the good ones”. Good non-whitey, giving us a leg to stand on! In this comic, StoneToss is demonizing the Chinese, and thus he takes the mask off, depicting the Chinese person as stereotypically yellow. If StoneToss was trying to fool anyone into thinking he wasn’t a useless, shallow bigot, he fucked up. This is assuming StoneToss was trying, though, as it’s very likely he wasn’t.
The symbolism is pretty simple. Every country links hands, but here come the “Covid countries” (Italy was getting hit pretty hard by the virus around the time of this comic’s publishing; you can see StoneToss very cleverly uses a piece of pizza, the only thing he can think of that’s Italian, to represent the Italy character). It seems as if infectious diseases are just as fickle and ever-changing as Asian skin color to StoneToss, because one moment he’s bitching about Covid being a hoax or being “not so bad” when he wants to whine about MUH LIBTERIES but then the next moment he utilizes Covid as a tool to legitimize anti-globalism/sealed borders. Is it a fake disease doctors only use for online social media points, or is it a deadly virus we have to close the country forever more over? It’s whatever StoneToss wants it to be in any given moment, because he doesn’t actually stand for anything or believe in anything further than satiating whatever childish feeling he’s currently failing to work through like an adult.
“Yellow fever” is a (derogatory) slang term for an Asian fetish (kind of like the even more derogatory ‘jungle fever’ for Black fetish). It’s also a casual medical term for illnesses like Jaundice! In this case, StoneToss is making an overtly racist comparison to Covid19 and ‘yellow fever’, i.e., that it’s the yellow fever, as in from China. Remember all the stupid “China Virus” jokes that unfunny bigots were spewing? Yeah it’s basically just one of those, very funny.
But let’s talk about the real meat of this comic. It’s an anti-globalism comic, arguing that mixing with other people results in the spread of viruses. This is true, of all the things we share between people, contagious pathogens are unfortunately going to be one of them. That’s just how it do be. However, using this as a key reason why the USA should build a massive border wall around itself and never contact outside countries ever again is shortsighted stupidity (StoneToss’ favorite kind of stupidity!).’
StoneToss may or may not be aware of this, and therefore may or may not care, but viruses can evolve and spread within single countries, especially ones as large as biodiverse as the USA. In fact, data supports that limiting the movement of people actually helps viruses spread, because it inhibits people from moving away from densely populated areas where viruses spread the easiest. Sure, in some fantasy world that can never exist, the USA could theoretically magically close off its borders so that absolutely no one from the outside world could ever enter it. That would have probably prevented a disease that developed in another country from ever spreading into the USA- well, except for pesky travelers who could travel from the USA to China, contract the virus, and then bring it back. But we don’t live in such a utopia, so we have to face the facts that viruses spread.
StoneToss is more than happy to deride and mock people for things like wearing masks or quarantining/social distancing, precautions to stop the spread of Covid, but he sure does like to tout the ‘solution’ of closed borders and anti-globalism, which are essentially just far more extreme (and really stupid) versions of the aforementioned precautions. Forget all of the cheap Chinese-produced things StoneToss undoubtedly purchases every day of his life. Forget all of the inventions created by other countries. All of the progress made in medicine, technology and society. What is important is closing off the border and living a nice, isolated existence until the USA contracts its own pandemic and can’t travel out of its own country because of the 70-foot tall red white and blue deathmechas who patrol the borders for anyone trying to get in or out.
Ask StoneToss the hypothetical “what happens when the USA contracts its own deadly virus and it kills everyone in the USA and you can’t escape to another country because everyone else has enacted the same border control you wish the USA had?” and he’ll give you some bullshit canned response of “If that happens it’s just survival of the fittest! It’s how capitalism works!!, if it happens to the USA then that’s just how things go, life isn’t fair!“, when in reality if this situation ever did happen to StoneToss, he’d the the first one to claw his way out of the country while screaming and crying about how evil everyone is for not letting him escape. What I’m trying to say is, fuck StoneToss.
Comic Name: Foot in Mouth Description: StoneToss links to a “purple square” variant of the same comic, where the bottom right corner is colored purple. Mouseover: TOEing the line Image Name: boot-lickers-political-cartoon.png Originally Published: 4/2/2020
What The Comic Is: A political compass depicts four different sets of people, all licking the feet of their respective “rulers”, while all simultaneously accusing the others of boot licking.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: All sides are the same because they all kowtow to someone.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss tried to make this an “all sides bad I’m so centrist I am very enlightened“, but see, this really doesn’t work. Because while the authoritarian Right is licking the boots of a Nazi, and the Libertarian Right licks the boots of a business tycoon, the Libertarian Left licks… a transgendered woman’s foot. Hell maybe it’s not even a trans person, StoneToss just nominally decided “hair leg = man lol”. It could just be a woman, but StoneToss thinks women are just as bad as trans people so does it matter either way?
Yes StoneToss, can’t we all just open our eyes?! Can’t we SEE that Nazis and tycoon capitalists are just as bad as trans people?!?!?! The Left is so bad with their ACCEPTANCE OF TRANS PEOPLE, just like the Right with their desire for fascism!! At the end of the day, we are all bootlickers because one side wants to kill brown people and let poor people die and the other side doesn’t want to do any of that. Truly, we all the same.
Fascism does not exist, or at least it can not operate as a government force, without actual bootlicking and submission to the powers in control. End game capitalism and cash monarchies can not exist without the complacency of those serving it. Trans people are just humans who want to fucking exist. Yes the far Left radicals with their kowtow worship of trans people, the way the TRANS AGENDA(tm) controls and influences everything they do, just like Nazis.
But of course, StoneToss doesn’t lick any boots. Such is the privilege of a man with the wherewithal to reject any and all groups of people (at least outwardly, because inwardly StoneToss is a raging fascist and will readily support any force that appears to be trying to install fascism in the government). StoneToss is so smart, unlike those total full mask off Nazi RPers and stupid Leftists who think Trans people, gay people, brown people and women should be allowed to exist.
StoneToss doesn’t lick any boots because he’s too busy licking shit. It takes one doozy-mamma of a shitlicker to think this comic isn’t completely fucking stupid, after all.
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Comic Name: POZitive Affirmations Description: I’m a feminist now. Mouseover: YES. Image Name: rape-culture-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Seemingly First panel, between the legs of the woman speaking. Thanks to a reader for catching this one. Originally Published: 6/15/2021
What The Comic Is: A group of radical feminists of all ages stand united, crying out that they live in a rape culture. A man, with deadpan calmness, simply responds “Indeed”.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Transgender people and feminists were raped.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Let’s get the references out of the way. The woman doing the talking in the first panel is wearing a Lesbian pride flag t-shirt. The little girl (probably meant to be a biological male) is wearing the colors of Gay pride on their dress. The epical funnie trans woman in the back, slightly obscured, is wearing a Minor Attracted Person (MAP) pride flag on their dress (Their breasts, also, aren’t drawn correctly, by the way. It’s like StoneToss started to give her normal looking tits but then was like OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MAKE HER TITS ORANGES BECAUSE I AM SO FUNNY, so he quickly doodled the oranges in but forgot to make them actually line up to the contours of the boobs). “POZ” is slang for “Positive”, specifically in reference to being HIV positive.
This is StoneToss’ super duper totally coded way of implying, yet again, that pedophiles are a legitimate part of the LGBTQ+ community. He slightly hides it in the background, putting it alongside the “ABORT HERE” shirt (a fucking hilarious t-shirt, by the way), StoneToss is trying to be clever with this visual metaphor. On the outside of feminism you have lesbians and gay children, but on the SPOOKY (((INSIDE))), you have abortion and transgender pedophiles!!1111. One can only dream of what unfathomable terrors which lurk behind abortion and pedophilia… could it be… no… no, it is!! It is!! The one behind the pedophile is wearing… A SHIRT SUPPORTING MULTICULTURALISM HOLY FCUK NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Of course this comic also fits StoneToss’ new, and startlingly pathetic, style of depicting the people he doesn’t like as being enraged, irrational and aggressive while depicting his stupid little self-insert as calmly, almost nonchalantly, giving a terse response that ToTaLlY rEkTz TeH lIbTaRdErZ. You see this kind of stuff with far-right idiots like PumpkinFace or Hedgewik, or even Ben Garrison or your standard “literally who?” newspaper political cartoonist. It’s an end product of never, ever winning in real life. If you can’t win real arguments, just make up a power fantasy where you SHATTER the LIBTARDS with your SCATHING (but never too invested, remember: it’s cooler if you don’t care that much but still just enough to pee yourself and make a stupid baby power fantasy comic about it) Facts And Logic(tm)(r)(c).
All this to say that StoneToss’ incredible commentary is just “If you’re gay or transgender, you were raped/groomed and also you’re a pedophile, er, oh yeah also abortion too I guess, why not, OH, and also HIV”. A web spun from only the most Machiavellian of thread. Indeed.
The description, “I’m a feminist now.” is probably a stupid joke about StoneToss supporting feminism because it means supporting a culture where feminists/trans people are raped
Comic Name: Ngo Country for Bold Men Description: Today we have a special bonus comic featuring Andy Ngo, journalist covering Antifa violence. Mouseover: A lefty’s Yellow Peril. Image Name: andy-ngo-antifa-political-cartoon.png Originally Published: 3/30/2020
What The Comic Is: Photographer and journalist Andy Ngo holds his camera up to a grow up antifa and Starbucks-brandishing Communists. A sign held by one of the antifa pajama men reads “Gay Asian Nazi Go Home”.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Before we talk about why an idiot like StoneToss loves Andy Ngo so much, let’s talk about who Andy Ngo is. You can be forgiven for not really knowing who Ngo is, he’s pretty obscure and his fifteen nanoseconds of relevancy came and went pretty quickly, despite strange and confused efforts o n the part of far-righters (like StoneToss) to prop Ngo up as some “weapon” against the Left. See, here’s what you might not have noticed about Andy Ngo…. He is ASIAN….
…What does that mean? It means that, uh. Well. I don’t know what it means. I know what StoneToss thinks it means: that a guy who isn’t white thinks Antifa are thugs. What are the real world implications of this? Absolutely fucking nothing. The Right loves (well, loved) to tout the ‘alliance’ they had with Ngo, who is conservative-leaning and more than willing to fully sacrifice all integrity as a journalist in order to skew facts for his own reasons/gain. In the past, StoneToss has mocked conservatives for their ‘hero worship’ of conservative black people. With this comic, StoneToss completely reveals that this was (shockingly enough) not commentary made for the purpose of pointing out hypocrisy or foolishness of the Right, but rather it was just StoneToss upset that black people were being recognized by the Right as being important to their agenda. Because the second an Asian guy is running around and doing dumb shit for Right-winger media, StoneToss creates an almost mural-esque Nat Geo cover photo in his honor.
“Yellow Peril” is a racist notion that Asia (specifically China or other emerging potential super powers) are threats to “Western Society”. In the mouse over text, StoneToss asserts that Ngo is “a Lefty’s Yellow Peril”, but no one on the Left hates Ngo for being Asian. Maybe they’re slightly confused as to why a non-white person would be so supportive of far-Right conservatism (and the heavily white supremacist movements therein), but no one hates Ngo for his race. They hate him for being a Right-wing shill who constantly doxxes private citizens, constantly misrepresents facts in order to create false narratives and is usually found spouting off dumb Islamophobic shit.
Ngo’s meteoric rise to relevancy began in 2017, when he was fired from his job as multimedia editor at the Portland State Vanguard, a student newspaper at Portland State University. Ngo was fired for intentionally misrepresenting the quotes, via his personal fucking Twitter, of a Muslim student. After his dismissal at PSU, Ngo claimed he was canned for “Political Incorrectness”. It’s important to note that “They fired me for being politically incorrect!!” is a universal translation of “I was fired for being a bigoted dumbfuck”. Ngo created a mini fire on Twitter, and was quickly noticed by fine media establishments such as Breitbart News and National Review. This lead to several high years of Ngo doing more stupid shit while pretending to be a legitimate journalist, kicking up drama and causing problems and inciting people to attack him. It’s true that members of Antifa have physically assaulted Ngo, and this isn’t exactly justifiable. However, the narrative that Ngo is a brave reporter who simply wants to capture the ‘violence of Antifa’ is completely false. Ngo is only interested in creating drama to report on so he can try grifting money from stupid Conservatives. For all his hard work, Ngo was treated mostly the same by Right-wing compatriots: used as a Token Azn Guy until people stopped caring about him, and then discarded.
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Comic Name: Learned Behavior Description: Today’s comic was adapted from writing submitted by an anonymous fan, thanks! Mouseover: Public school? More like pubic school, amirite? Image Name: homeschooling-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Second panel, the kid sitting in the right-most bus seat. Originally Published: 6/10/2021
What The Comic Is: A disavows the act of homeschooling, concluding kids who are homeschooled turn out weird. A school bus drives up, and the man urges that his child, Timmy, get ready to go to school. The third panel shows the man’s child, dressed in a trans dress while wearing gaudy, heavy makeup that resembles a clown. The child’s backpack bears the symbol for the “boy lover” niche of pedophilia.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: School turns people trans and also pedophiles.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: As mentioned, the symbol on the backpack is the “secret symbol” for pedophiles to express their interest specifically in young boys (“boy lover”). The inclusion of it on the backpack is very confusing, however, unless StoneToss is seriously so fucking stupid that he is now claiming education indoctrinates kids into being victims of pedophilia. Which, eh, yeah who is anyone kidding, that’s exactly what StoneToss is saying.
This is just yet another boring “WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY” comic that bitches about education. We’ve talked in length about StoneToss’ rhetoric against education and why he feels the need to rage against the horrible evil of teaching children, but this comic brings in a new facet to this tired talking point: homeschooling. StoneToss argues against public school (and by effect, makes an argument for home school) by framing it not as an issue of education, but school in general. School is just an extension of society, and StoneToss hates society because it is not (currently) enabling his racism/sexism/xenophobia/etc., therefore the very idea of sending children to a place where society influences them is horrible to StoneToss. Instead, he wants you to keep your kids home. Don’t even let them interact or experience the outside world, don’t let the LIBERAL AGENDA(tm) infect them. Stay home, reduce your life experience to a single inner-family unit where the sum total of all information ends at the shores of your stunted gene pool. Just be an ignorant fucking idiot who never learns any applicable skills or gets a good job because you didn’t receive education. That will MAKE AMERICA GREAT (AGAIN) and not to mention it will TOTALLY OWN THE LIBTARDS. Brilliant, StoneToss.
I have nothing against the concept of homeschool and in some ways it can be more beneficial than public school (specifically when a child needs a lot of deep one-on-one tutoring, which they simply don’t get at most schools across the USA), but it needs to be made very clear that this is not what StoneToss is on about. It is purely “SCHOOL BAD BECAUSE IT TEACHES INCLUSIVITY AND THAT RACISM IS WRONG”, and thus has absolutely zero redeeming factors as an argument.
Comic Name: Left Right Dichotomy Description: Sausagefest Mouseover: Make America Gay Again Image Name: drag-queen-political-comic.png Originally Published: 3/3/2020
What The Comic Is: A man and his son stand, perturbed, at the sight of drag queen Xochi Mochi reading to children. The father, concern in his eyes, leads his son through a door, to the ‘right’ side of the library. On the other side of the door, much to the father’s deadpan chagrin, is an offensive caricature of a trans woman who is wearing a sash reading “LADY MAGA”.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The Left and Right are both the same because Donald Trump didn’t genocide trans people.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss has no friends. He has fair weather companions, sure, but he doesn’t have friends. StoneToss, the person, was probably never very good at making friends in his real life, and so now as a jaded, lonely adult he carefully constructs this faux-reality where he purposely rejects kinship with others. This is a form of intense ego guarding, he can’t feel hurt or betrayed if he doesn’t let anyone be his friend in the first place. StoneToss likes to pretend this makes him like some kind of lone wolf Alpha Chad, who’s too laid back and better than everyone else to bother caring about them. In reality, he’s more like the whiny edgelord twink that you’d find in a hokey action/romance anime.
So with this in mind, it’s no surprise he blanket-disowns the entire concept of the Right. He’s already put Trump through the ringer in a sad downward spiral of disappointment and alt-Rightist tears (his early Trump comics were so wide-eyed and hopeful for StoneToss and his fourth Reich aspirations). So why not simply extend this disownment to the entirety of all Trump supporters and the Right in general? StoneToss is an alt-right lunatic, it might as well advance to the point he it outright eating his own. He’s good at doing that, and has done it before in the past, but this comic in particular is especially line-in-the-sand. StoneToss outright says “YUP… LEFT AND RIGHT ARE THE SAME!!!”, which is such a big step for such a little bigot. Of course, let us never mind that Trump oversaw and passed many transphobic legislature and talked constantly in public rallies about the problems of trans people existing. He didn’t fucking round up and murder or force into “institutionalized therapy” all the trans people! The Right isn’t as generally homophobic as StoneToss wants them to be!!! OH MY GOD CAN’T YOU WAKE UP AND SEE, THE RIGHT AND LEFT ARE THE SAME??? The Left wants trans and gay people to be treated like human beings, and the Right generally wants them to be treated slightly less than human beings!! It’s the same picture.
I do like that StoneToss’ stupid caricature in the third panel is more or less accurate to reality, though not in the way StoneToss intended. An egregiously and blatantly offensive parody meant to mock and deride the concept of trans people is exactly the kind of thing some MAGA-obsessed dumbfuck would really do. The only thing that doesn’t really reflect reality in this scene is that the traditional “American dad” father isn’t depicted as looking confusingly aroused/interested when he sees the MAGA drag queen.
I am once again apologizing for getting this post out late. In other news, this post marks the 100th overall post of the blog (all non-StoneToss posts counted). Interesting, innit? Anyways, I sometimes remember to Tweet blog news and updates on my Twitter. I sometimes take other people’s money when they subscribe to my Patreon. Enjoy this special 90th edition of StoneToss Is An Idiot.
Comic Name: Bug Chaser Description: Inspired by coronavirus. Mouseover: Sickos. Image Name: germophobe-comic.png Originally Published: 2/3/2020
What The Comic Is: An offensive gay caricature wearing an HRC t-shirt looks strikingly sick and meekly, with red pox and dark bags under his eyes. He points towards AMONGUS who is wearing over-the-top personal protective equipment, accusing them of being a germophobe. For some reason, this is occurring in China (as evidenced by the Chinese flag in the background).
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Being infected with STDs is part of gay culture loll.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Ah, StoneToss. Before he became a Covid-denying lunatic (or even more of a lunatic, rather) he was serving up awesome shittakes like this. The gay man is wearing a Human Rights Committee, a UN-crerated organization that attempts to oversee the implementation of human rights in the USA and beyond. Naturally the HRC is pro-gay rights, which means StoneToss desperately hates it.
“Bug Chaser”, “Bug Catching” or “Bug Collecting” are all terms referring to sex (typically, but not limited to, male-on-male sex) where one or both parties attempt to spread STDs (typically, but again not limited to, HIV/AIDs). StoneToss loves to joke about homosexuals getting STDs, because homosexuals sometimes acquire them from sex. StoneToss is immune to this, however, because he’s probably never had sex before, and thus he firmly views it as other people’s problem. Calling all homosexuals “bug chasers” is a common derogatory.
In this case the joke is that the corona virus happened and StoneToss is somehow inferring that protecting yourself from a virus is kind of like being a homophobe because gay people all like to collect viruses and you know what if it takes two and a half fucking paragraphs to fully explain your stupid joke, maybe your stupid joke just fucking sucks?
Comic Name: Pinko Commie Description Name: I wonder what his pronouns were: (StoneToss then posts an image of a Soviet propaganda poster depicting a traditionally handsome man brandishing a hammer and sickle as the shape of Soviet Premier Vladimir Lenin looms in the background) Mouseover: Cooomrade. Image Name: fat-commie-comrade-comic.png Originally Published: 2/13/2020
What The Comic Is: A fat, neck-bearded offensive gay caricature wearing a dirty hoodie, complete with lip piercing and holding a pride flag, gazes up at a Soviet propaganda poster depicting the Soviet’s ideal “working man”. The offensive gay caricature smiles, considering himself a comrade to the man on the poster.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The USSR was generally homophobic, ergo, gay people can not aspire towards communism.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This is literally probably the tenth fucking “LOL PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE IDEA OF COMMUNISM IN THE MODERN DAY ARE REALLY DIFFERENT FROM SOVIET PROPAGANDA XDDD” comic StoneToss has drawn. Yes, StoneToss, we all love your unique and original idea that no one (especially not yourself) has already done and said a hundred fucking times before.
Yes, a gay fat person would probably not have been tolerated very well if they were living in the USSR. Yes, propaganda posters are propaganda posters. No, there is not some inherent hypocrisy in a gay person being pro-communism. So the most this comic is capable of saying is “haha some gay people idolize a regime that wouldn’t have wanted them”, which is maybe a valid point to make once, but StoneToss has to cling extra hard to this because it’s almost the only real point he’s capable of making. He knows this, which is why he’s constantly milking the same stupid fucking comic.
In StoneToss’ safespace, gay people idolize the romanticized imagery of the Soviet Union, oblivious to the fact that they likely wouldn’t have fit in very well in the real Soviet Union. In reality, whether or not a certain gay individual is or is not aware of the stance that the USSR (and the stance of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, etc) was primarily homophobic is really not the point. The point is that you can agree with and desire to work towards a society that operates on communistic ideals but without the homophobia. StoneToss, surprisingly, stops short of trying to directly equate “communism = homophobia” (though this is only probably because StoneToss can’t stand the thought of something he fundamentally hates, like communism, falling within his own views, like homophobia). So StoneToss weakly sticks to boring, mass-produced knee-jerks, like “ur fat but the ideal depiction of a ussr citizen isn’t fat lolololl”.
Comic Name: Groom Eternal Description: (A YouTube embed of the original Doom track At Hell’s Gate, expressing that even if StoneToss is a pathetically hateful, stupid, lonely and miserable cunt, he still knows which Doom songs to post) Mouseover: The BFG 41,000 Image Name: doom-slayer-story-time-comic.png Originally Published: 2/19/2020
What The Comic Is: Drag queen Xochi Mochi reads to a group of children while wearing their now-infamous “demon” makeup. Doom Guy walks in, without a weapon, easily being inferred as if he’s there to join the reading session.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: XOCHI MOCHI LOOKS LIKE A DEMON11111111111111
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: I often point out StoneToss’ status as a religious fruitcake. Sometimes, people argue that StoneToss is not in fact a deeply religious person outside of his StoneToss persona, and that appeals to religion are merely “acting” or “playing into a base”, ala Trump. Look, I get why people do this. It’s not fun to think someone like StoneToss is legitimately adherent to your religion or that he’s using portions of it to justify his beliefs. It’s an easy handwash to say “Naahhh, StoneToss doesn’t mean all that religion talk, he’s just putting it on as an act…“, but if there’s anything that should convince even the most skeptical onlooker that StoneToss is indeed a religious fruitcake, it is his absolute obsession with Xochi Mochi’s ‘demon’ makeup. He never shuts the fuck up about it. Xochi Mochi became a real hot topic among hardline religious politicians and other bigots, and StoneToss is no exception. He’s referenced specially Xochi several times before and after this comic, and it’s always always playing into the “demon” thing.
Google “Xochi Mochi Christian” and you get dozens and dozens of articles written by fruitcakes who are screaming and crying about the “Demonic influence” Xochi attempts to use in order to corrupt children, like these people genuinely seem to believe that Satanic influences, from actual real Satan, are at play.
But let’s talk about the art for a moment. The comic’s art. Look at panel one. Notice how Xochi is depicted as very benignly reading to the children? StoneToss doesn’t even bother to try and depict the children as uncomfortable or in danger, they’re just calmly being read to. Then Doom Guy walks in, no weapons, just a casual stance. StoneToss can’t even manage to depict this comic the right way. At the very least, it seems as if Doom Guy is going to murder a random guy for doing nothing visibly wrong. Good job, StoneToss. All you had to do was depict Xochi as cartoonishly demonic and harassing uncomfortable children and you fucked it up, because you’re an idiot.
The mouse over, “BFG 41,000” references the Doom weapon “BFG” (short for Big Fucking Gun, or maybe Best Friend Gun depending on who you ask), as for exactly what “41,000” reference, I honestly have no notion. Whenever I don’t quite understand an obscure reference in a StoneToss comic, I will look at the comic’s comments and usually someone there gives enough context to better understand what’s being said. All I see in this comic’s comments is a gay guy openly saying “I’m gay and I don’t support this!” and all of the usual StoneToss commenters insulting him/telling him to kill himself, lol.
Since I can’t find a context to 41,000, I’ll just make up my own. “41,000 refers to the number of brain cells StoneToss would have if you added 40,999 to the brain cells he currently has”.
Comic Name: Divine Right Description: It is my pleasure to have my work enjoyed by so many worthy Kings. Thanks for your support. Mouseover: You dropped this. Image Name: cancel-culture-comic.png Originally Published: 2/24/2020
What The Comic Is: A man is pulled down the edge of a cliff by a swarm of grabbing arms. This panel is labeled “cancel culture”. In the second panel, labeled “king culture”, the man is pulling himself up the edge of the cliff, as a bejeweled crown is offered to him.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: People just need to “rise up” and overcome ‘cancel culture’.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Once again StoneToss tries to make a simplified comic and once again it’s difficult to understand. In this case, StoneToss is trying to compare ‘cancel culture’ to other forms of social injustice. Racism, sexism, etc., anything that is an inherently negative aspect to society, ‘cancel culture’ is placed adjacent to. It’s StoneToss’ way of trying to paint a picture where being cancelled for making racist comments or sexually harassing a co-worker is just as an obscene affront to justice and fairness as being the victim of racist comments or sexual harassment is.
But StoneToss probably isn’t stupid enough to actually think that (maybe). In reality, the double meaning of the comic is more like “just ignore cancel culture, you can be a KING”, which, given the context of why one would be targeted by cancel culture, translates out to “be a shitty person but just ignore it because StoneToss legitimately thinks racism and sexism is okay”.
I am all for a discussion on cancel culture sometimes going ‘too far’ or being used as an excuse to randomly bully people, but you don’t see any of that occurring at any legitimate level of cancel culture. Let’s use an example that people from the World’s Most Intelligent Website (Reddit) can perhaps understand.
A short while back, Dan Avidan, half of YouTube duo ‘GameGrumps’ and known better by his performance name Danny Sexbang, was implicated in some nasty personal bisnis. Sexbang was revealed to have been contacting fans of his work (mostly fans of GameGrumps) for sex, ghosting them afterwards and on a few occasions was alleged to having sex with fans that contacted him when they were only 17 (though all sex occurred after they turned 18). While Sexbang’s actions can easily be seen as slightly scummy and make him look like a creepy asshole, the allegations didn’t lead anywhere, accusers ended up apologizing and the whole thing very quickly and quietly blew over, only to be mentioned in basement-level GameGrumps fandom hangouts (like Reddit!).
Avidan didn’t need to ‘rise up’ against the tyranny of cancel culture. There wasn’t any. Sure, he got some shit for it and he’ll probably deal with it more in the future (especially if he continues fucking and flying with his fans). This is because, while cancel culture movements can be used to try and bully people on smaller levels, no one is suffering from life-shattering, career-ending cancel culture without good reason. Roseanne Barr was cancelled because she said something legitimately offensive, but further than that, often when someone is ‘cancelled’, it’s not exactly for their first offensive. Cosby, Weinstein, Barr (the former two actually being persecuted legally for what they did). In more “nerd culture” cancels you have voice actors Quinton Flynn and Vic Mignogna were both canceled in recent years for sexual harassment/assault allegations. Some people take all of these examples as “cancel culture gone wrong” and “people get canceled without even having a chance to defend themselves!”. People will argue we can’t just take allegations as fact and run with them, and this is actually true. Technically it shouldn’t matter who, or how many, people accuse someone of doing something wrong, it doesn’t mean you should legitimately believe they did that thing right away.
However, all of the aforementioned cases are different in that their misbehaviors were all known and basically open secrets for years. Vic Micnogna and Quinton Flynn weren’t suddenly canceled and fired from all their jobs because a couple of women accused them of being creeps. The industry and their employers knew what they were doing and had been tolerating it for years. So finally, when allegations finally come out and stick thanks to cancel culture, they both get quickly shoved out the door and the industry that knowingly employed them for so long can move the rug over it and pretend it had no idea about the multiple multiple-years-spanning allegations of misconduct. When Roseanne made a Tweet about Planet of the Apes and got fired from her show, it wasn’t cancel culture beheading someone for a mild first offense. Roseanne has said tons of stupid shit privately and publicly through the years, she wasn’t canceled by a horde of disembodied “SJW” tendrils into a pit of darkness. She just finally broke the camel’s back, and cancel culture awareness is what helped cement it.
So no, cancel culture has not become some perverted tool of the bloodthirsty masses to destroy and tear down KINGZ with lone allegations. When someone gets canceled, it’s almost always because they’ve gone on record to prove how they act in the past. They just kept getting away with it because movements like MeToo didn’t exist. So in reality, no one is being pulled down by anything other than their long standing and pre-established rap sheets.
Of course, there’s always StoneToss’ take on it. Be a shitty person, get canceled, choose to ignore being canceled because UR A KING AND U DROPPED THIS. StoneToss has perfected the art of living in his own little world, so I guess if that’s what you’re going to do in the wake of being revealed as being a shitty person, StoneToss is at least a great place to go in order to learn by example.
Comic Name: Nein Lives Description: All in good fun. Mouseover: uhhh… MEOW? Mouseover: right-wing-catboys-comic.png Originally Published: 2/26/2020
What The Comic Is: An offensive gay caricature shouts “Homophobe!” at a man wearing a Nazi uniform. In the second panel, the Nazi and his very feminine trans girlfriend laugh and shrug off the insult.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: You can’t be a homophobe if you’re gay.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: So let me preface this by saying that StoneToss is being somewhat self-aware with this comic, and he’s been self-aware in the past. He’s making a joke that there are lots of self-styled Nazis who value things that the Nazi party was vehemently intolerant towards. But here’s the thing: he’s being really softball about it. StoneToss whines relentlessly about modern day socialists or communists who somehow do not live up to the past expectations of governments claiming to be based in socialism or communism. Like, he’s literally made around a dozen or more comics about it. Then he walks in here with some wimpy little ribbing like this and expects to be seen as someone who is totally BoTh SidEs (or at least ‘throws mud at everyone’, ala South Park or Family Guy any other legitimately edgy, but not harmful, humor that StoneToss tries to compare himself to).
On top of this it’s whitewashing of modern day Nazis by depicting them as people who, despite being called homophobic, are actually very gay themselves. If StoneToss were really trying to make fun of both sides, this comic would’ve been a trans woman Nazi gazing at a picture of Adolf Hitler or “The Perfect Aryan” and daydreaming about being alive at the Nazi Party’s peak, with the direct implication being that they’re foolish for believing the Nazi regime would’ve been welcoming of them. But StoneToss doesn’t do that, because he plays softball with Nazis because, well, StoneToss is deeply sympathetic to Nazis. Hmmm. Wonder why…………..periodperiod….dot…
On the other layer of “haha you cant be homophobic if your gay lol”, it’s completely possible for a homosexual or transgendered person to be self-hating and bigoted. Homophobia is not validated or excused just because a person in a homosexual relationship (or in this case a relationship with a trans woman) is homophobic. It’s also possible StoneToss is trying to make some dumbass statement that the gay person in the comic is immediately judging the Nazi as being homophobic just because they’re a Nazi, but this is so idiotically stupid it doesn’t bear going into. Wow, you can’t dress like a Nazi without being accused of being a Nazi. What a (((libtardz))) hellhole!!111 ohmg
WHEW. Sorry about the delay in getting this issue published. I’ve been rather involved with my new job, pls forgive me baby.
That’s 90 issues of this shit. Here’s looking to the last 10 before we hit 100. What an exciting and ultimately an intrinsically useless milestone! Wahoo!!!
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Comic Name: Out In The Open Description: Happy Pride Month! (this links to a paper written by raging homophobe Paul Cameron ((and his raging homophobe son)) concerning a supposed link between homosexual parents and rates of parent-on-child molestation) Mouseover: Hey, they’re not hurting anybody… Image Name: pride-parade-candy-van-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: To the immediate right of the back tire, a smudge/rust spot. Originally Published: 6/3/2021
What The Comic Is: A pride parade marches down the street, a stereotypical “pedovan” in tow, with ‘FREE CANDY’ painted on its side.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Pedophilia is now openly associated with LGBTQ, the slippery slope of gay > trans > pedophile has been completed.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss is no stranger to pushing the belief that eventually, gay and trans acceptance will lead to the acceptance of pedophilia. Never mind the ever present and ever consistent disavowal within the gay community of pedophilia. Pedophilic people may be constantly trying to worm their way beside the LGBTQ crowd, but they are also constantly being rebuffed and told that their attractions are not acceptable and will never be legitimized. But yeah let’s ignore all of this, obviously we’re one tiny inch away from Minor Attracted Person flags being waved through the air while pedophiles march down the street.
We can talk long and hard (lol) about people with pedophilic urges and how they should be able to seek and receive aid for it without overwhelming social stigma, but at the same time the position from everyone is clear: pedophilia will simply never be tolerated as an acceptable orientation. Pedophilia is like the one thing that literally everyone will agree on regardless of political allegiance or motive, because no one wants to ever be seen as “the congress member/mayor/governor/whatever who voted against the ‘stop the online pedos’ bill” or whatever. This is why the whole “GAY IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE” bullshit has always been weak and has always been kept to the sidelines, employed only by the most mask-off and stupidest of bigots who don’t have careers worth not ruining.
But let’s address the real gooey-wooey insides of what StoneToss is using this comic to say. An important element of any homophobe’s argument against homosexuality is to contest the benignity of gay people. It’s always something like “put 100 straight people on an island and you make more straight people, put 100 gay people on an island and they all die out“. These types of sentiments make no sense in reality or nature, as 100 straight people will inevitably start to result in the birth of gay people, and so the sentiment leans on an important distinction: that gay people have to somehow be “created” out of straight people. Usually, for StoneToss especially, this means the accusation that homosexuals are ‘created’ when they are abused as children. Of course the issue with this thinking is that if it takes a gay pedophile to abuse a kid in order to ‘turn the kid gay’, then where did the “original” gay people come from? It’s like a chicken or the egg question, only bigoted and stupid. Who abused the first kid to turn that kid gay? For StoneToss the answer is either to ignore the paradox entirely or perhaps his belief lays in some biblical context such as Satan or Jews or whatever other bullshit he relies on to justify his bigotry.
The obvious answer to any homophobia is that gay people aren’t harming anyone with their lifestyle. It does not need to be hidden, much less made forbidden; the mere fact that homosexuality would have to be “justified” at all is ridiculous. So StoneToss’ whole bigoted little pet theory gives him the perfect argument: Gay people do harm people, because they abuse kids because they are pedophiles!! holy shit wtf omg111!!; allowing him to completely ignore any evidence or thinking contrary to his childish hatred.
As for his ‘source’ in the description, it is a 7 page paper written by Paul Cameron, a staunchly homophobic bigot who lost his membership to the American Psychological Association for failure to cooperate in an investigation that was being conducted against himself and his conduct within the association. It’s not a long or interesting read, but you can find a free version of his shitty paper here, thanks to Sci-Hub (StoneToss links to a version of the article that is locked behind a 45 dollar pay wall, which means it’s unlikely the dumbfuck even read the paper himself). We can discuss the lengthy and convoluted invalidities of Cameron’s research, but why do that when just examining the man himself outs him for the anti-reality dipshit he is? Cameron has went on record explaining that homosexual sex is “more pleasurable” than heterosexual sex, and therefore if left unchecked, then homosexual sex will “overtake” heterosexual sex. Yes, this is the man StoneToss holds up as a shining example of “based redpill science”.
So when we get to the nitty-gritty-shitty-titty of it, we come to the real conclusion: StoneToss and Paul Cameron are just butthurt idiots who are jealous of gay people. They’re jealous of the support and ‘pride’ gay people have earned through hundreds of years of fighting for legitimacy, despite the fact this “pride” never should have needed to be earned to begin with. They’re jealous of the sexual liberation and comfort many open gay people enjoy. They’re just two childish assholes, looking desperately for any crumb of data that may validate their bigoted beliefs, terrified to the core of ever having to reflect on themselves and realize what a complete fucking waste of time and energy their, ultimately very useless, lives have been.
Haha, what a couple of cunts.
Comic Name: But Who’s Counting? Description: The left only has one rebuttal. Mouseover: It’s MA’AM! Image Name: only-one-joke-comic.png Originally Published: 1/21/2021
What The Comic Is: A man jokes with this friend that he identifies as an attack helicopter. A bigoted caricature of a trans woman remarks that Right-wingers only have one joke. What follows is a series of panels where the two men make different bigoted jokes (first about genders, then women in the kitchen, then uncles molesting family members, then trans suicide) while the trans woman counts each number of joke, until finally the last two panels (left half cut-off in an attempt to create a comedic effect) shows the men holding up a mirror to the trans woman, the latter of whom responds with a deadpan “Six Jokes”.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Bigoted Rightists have more than one joke.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Wow congratulations StoneToss, you have five whole jokes. Fucking based, dude. It’s interesting, you know? I’ve read a lot about how the human brain is very good at finding patterns in things, and I’m having a total self-aware moment right now because now my brain is totally finding a pattern: StoneToss has five jokes, and ‘five’ is five more times than StoneToss has ever gotten laid by a woman! Funny how numbers at patterns work, innit?
Bigots are often accused of having only a “single joke”, and while this might be a slight hyperbole, it’s amusing to watch StoneToss haphazardly try to refute it. First of all, “two genders” and “attack helicopter” are both part of the same joke, so out of the five ‘different’ jokes StoneToss offers, two of them are the same. This translates to a solid 40% of the Right’s jokes as being the same. As for the rest? Yeah, they’re just bigoted jokes, with “41%” and “your uncle hurt you” both more or less also being apart of the same joke. Hilarious. The Right isn’t funny, can’t make memes, never has an original fucking thought and only has a very very small pool of material from which they draw their abortions of humor from, BUT AT LEAST IT’S MORE THAN ONE LOLOLOLOLOL111111 Amirite? Long Cat is Long, lulz.
This comic is the equivalent of someone accusing StoneToss of only eating shit, so he looks up from the toilet, quickly wipes the brown goo from his lips and begins to smugly explain he drinks piss, slurps cum and chews scabs, too. Cool, StoneToss! You’re an idiot and your idiocy extends to more than just a single, read: numerically one (1), thing! You’re truly a winner.
You think the Left only has ‘one rebuttal’, StoneToss? Then here’s an idea: Say something that can’t be rebutted with a single response, fuckbrain.
Jesus Fuck it’s been eighty installments of this god damned blog. Crazy how time flies when you’re making fun of fascists, innit? Anyways, I hope you lads and ladettes enjoy this special 80th edition of StoneToss Is An Idiot. We’re almost to the end of the 2019 comics, which leaves just one more year until we’re finally caught up to with StoneToss. Wow, how exciting! Enjoy the show and remember to follow me on Twitter for boring blog-related updates and if you want to support what I’m doing, consider giving me your money over on Patreon, because daddy needy the greeny.
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Comic Name: Socialjism Description: KGB… …T Mouseover: sex workers of the world unite Image Name: communism-lgbt-comic.png Originally Published: 11/19/2019
What The Comic Is: A hammer and sickle lay crossed in the style of the Russian Community Party’s iconic symbol, this panel is labeled “Then”. In the second panel, labeled “Now”, the hammer and sickle are replaced by a Hitachi magic wand ‘personal massager‘ along with a flog arranged to resemble the communist symbol.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: “Modern day” Leftists/communists are all lazy, sex-addicted perverts, which has lead them all to become gay, furry, pedophiles, etc.; at least ‘old communists’ actually worked.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss doesn’t like communists, obviously, but he also has a raging disdain for anyone who is sexual or expresses any form of sexual liberation. How far this incel-esque bend goes is currently unknown, StoneToss may have yet many feelings of general sexual oppression left to express, but we do know he hates: Sex workers, women who have sex, women who do not have sex, possibly any form of non-vanilla sex and of course any non-hetero sex. StoneToss also closely adheres to the slippery slope notion of “gay leads to trans leads to pedophiles”, so it’s not a long shot to conclude he feels sexual liberation fits into the chain somewhere (perhaps either immediately before or after ‘gay’). Essentially, if you’re anything more than man-woman post-marriage missionary position, you are the seed from which springs the degradation and fall of all western civilization. Metal!
StoneToss seems to be at a bit of a loss with this comic, though. He desperately wants to paint a reality where communists don’t have jobs, but for this comic to work it hinges on recognizing that ‘the old communists’ at least did labor (unlike “today communists”, which are all lazy cucks and camgirls!!). So go figure, StoneToss and his feelings on people he doesn’t like are pick and chosen based on who exactly he wants to whine about at any given moment. I love how StoneToss depicts the vibrator toy as having recently been used, too. The man is like a perverted Beethoven; he draws pussy juice, yet he shall never know what it looks like in real life. How poetic(?)
The comic is just a stupid SEX = BAD, yet like usual StoneToss completely fails to ever elaborate on why sex is bad. Once upon a time, back in around 2010~2011, I recall walking through a parking lot and seeing an atrociously stupid bumper sticker. It was a badly photoshopped picture of Obama edited to be wearing Heath Ledger’s Joker makeup, with stock scratchy font that said something like “WHY SO COMMUNIST?”. It was such a remarkably idiotic image, leaning entirely on “JOKER IS BAD SO WE MADE OBAMA JOKER AND COMMUNISM BAD WITHOUT SAYING” without any other context or meaning. It’s the kind of thing a fatass boomer who hasn’t fucked his wife in 20 years would eagerly and brainlessly clap his bulbous, wobbling McArms to, like a seal when presented a sardine snack. The seal doesn’t know exactly why it likes the fish, it doesn’t know exactly why it should clap to receive it, it’s just going on pure instinct brain. Food is good, clap for fish. The idiot conservative is the same type of beast: Joker bad, Obama bad, arf arf arf, communism. What I’m trying to say is that this comic fucking sucks.
The description, “KGB…T” is a play on LGBT. What is it trying to say? That communism lead to transsexualism?? So is it actually: Communism > Homosexuals > Transsexuals > Pedophiles? Is StoneToss stupid enough to genuinely believe that, or is this just a really bad joke? Might as well just flip a coin, either answer is equally useless.
Comic Name: Help Wanted Description: Silver lining… Mouseover: Yuge employment numbers! Image Name: trump-and-black-unemployment-comic.png Originally Published: 11/21/2019
What The Comic Is: A red hat man and Donald Trump stand in the ruins of a dystopian cityscape, a billboard reading “Viva México!” hangs in the distance. The two watch as an American flag, ripped and tattered, burns in flames before them. Trump awkwardly interjects that the real victory may have been the black employment numbers they got along the way.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump destroyed America and didn’t build a border wall, so America is destroyed and Mexico takes it over, but the Trump administration touts employment rates as a reason why Trump’s presidency was a success.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: As discussed before on this blog, StoneToss hates Donald Trump. He originally gave Trump a tentative, touch-and-go type of limpdicked support until he was pretty sure Trump was 100% the xenophobic, Mexican-hating, brown-people-deporting “Nationalist” (read: Nazi) tin-pot he had been waiting for. He then went all-aboard on the Trumpy train, until it started dawning on him that maybe, just maybe, Trump wasn’t being totally honest about his Magic Genie Wish-tier unobtainable and unfeasible border wall. Just maybe it wasn’t going to happen. So StoneToss distanced himself from the great orange one, and instead began whining about how Trump wasn’t racist and stupid enough. I mean, credit where it’s due, I guess. Some of Trump’s cultists are still to this day fervently awaiting the moment Trump ‘reawakens’ and takes the country by storm, removing all the (((undesirables))). So I guess StoneToss might be an idiot Nazi, but he’s at least an idiot Nazi with standards? Is that a good thing? Or an even more pathetic thing? I dunno, whatever.
This comic is another jab at the Trump base. Trump supporters really don’t have a lot of things (rooted in any type of reality) that they can hold up as examples of Trump’s success as president. In fact, they have next to fucking none! One of the only ones they can actually tout is that unemployment steadily went down during Trump’s time as el presidente. This is true, though it’s a bit of a misrepresentation of the facts, as unemployment had been declining from dizzying highs like 8 and 10% during almost the entirety of the double trouble Obama terms. This decline simply kept happening under Trump, though most economists will agree neither president had anything major to do with the unemployment situation: it was a more natural change as consumers started spending money again. Unemployment numbers are one of the things Trump’s base is the loudest about though, especially when it comes to unemployment rates in minorities such as blacks.
StoneToss could have just made this a comic about Trump’s lame cuckDUCK presidency and how unemployment numbers weren’t really Trump’s doing. But the problem with that is that it isn’t stupid enough. Nah, Trump has to be depicted as DESTROYING America. It isn’t enough he didn’t build a wall, it’s that AMERICA IS DESTROYED BY MEXICO11111. Can’t the sheeple see? Trump’s victories were just a cover for the COLLAPSE OF WHITE CULTURE. Why should the USA give any concessions of any kind at all to a country like Mexico (it’s filled with people who have brown skin, for fuck’s sake!!!) just so people with black skin can have less unemployment?!?! HAVEN’T THEY READ THE REAL SCIENCE THAT SAYS BLACK PEOPLE ARE LESS SMART??? Poor StoneToss. Always the loser, never the winner. It’d be kind of sad, if he wasn’t a dumbass Nazi fuck. So instead, it’s just really amusing.
The name, “Help Wanted” is supposed to be a play on the ‘help wanted’ slogan you see on job offer signs. Get it?? Because we say “help wanted” when we want to hire someone for a job but it’s actually the USA that needs help because they aren’t electing any actual Nazis like StoneToss wants. omg so clever lolll
Comic Name: Bugmen Description: Yes, the [sic] literally restrain babies in this device: (picture of a ‘circumcision belt’, a plastic or foam body-molded tray to strap the newborn down in order to administer a circumcision) Mouseover: Die for Israel… Image Name: eat-the-bugs-circumcision-comic.png Originally Published: 11/26/2019
What The Comic Is: A man is told to drink an ominous bottle of ‘Soylent’, though he smoothly passes on the offer. In the next panel, he is told to live in pod houses that are labeled with numbers, though he smoothly passes again on the offer. In the third panel he is told to eat the bugs as he’s offered a green burger full of live worms, for a third time he smoothly rejects the offer. In the fourth panel, he is told to circumcise the child; a baby belted down in a harness while wailing, though this time the man seems to seriously consider the offer.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: People eat bugs because Jews.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Circumcision isn’t a great practice, we get it. It’s literally the only thing StoneToss says that makes any agreeable sense. Of course, he can almost never leave Jews, women or some other “New World Order” bullshit out of his statements. StoneToss is such a Nazi dumbfuck that it’s like a compulsory behavior for him to ruin anything people wouldn’t hate him for saying.
In this case, he bitches about soy (can’t not bitch about soy, after all) and space-conscious housing (fuck LITERALLY THE WHOLE WORLD, living in an earth-friendly house is all a plot by JEWS). StoneToss dislikes both of those things, but what the comic primarily concerns is another bitchy commentary on ‘insect protein’. He outright names the comic “bugmen” (which, for those of you playing at home, is a derogatory term for people who are considered “brainless consumers”, unlike CHADS like StoneToss, who NEVER BUY ANYTHING EVER AND OWN NOTHING). ‘Bugmen’ therefore is a bit of a double entendre in this comic, it’s referring to eating insect protein (bugs) being a trait of the bugmen. lol get it??
StoneToss also named the image ‘eat the bugs circumcision’, just in case it’s not clear which of the issues in the comic he feels the most strongly about. StoneToss and his fellow far-right Nazi-types really, really, really hate the idea of using insects as a source of protein. Not because it’s genuinely an odd concept to them, but because it’s “not what civilized westerners do”. Of course these tools will jerk off to the power of the free market, until the free market is suddenly leaning towards something they do not like. Then it’s the JEWS! The free market would never hurt good, Christ-faithful white people like StoneToss. StoneToss of course believing in a fairy tale myth that the coveted “free market” is meant to elevate white people and oppress non-white people. Can’t seem to handle the fact it could possibly ever be used against him somehow, the stupid fuck.
StoneToss rarely comments on circumcision without commenting on Jews, and whatodyaknow, the mouse over text mentions Israel! StoneToss hints that circumcision (historically practiced by Jewish people, although its prominence in the USA was all thanks to a Christian-fundamentalist nutjob cereal man) and Israel (which owes its very creation to the United States of America) are therefore linked to the aforementioned bug burgers, soy cola and pod houses. It’s the (((JEWS))). omg. So like always, this comic takes an issue that does not need to be turned into a “white people fight against extinction versus the evil Jewish shadow empire” and turns it into exactly that. Thanks, StoneToss, you human toenail clipping.
Comic Name: Back Room Description: Bedside manners. Mouseover: More like closet, amirite? Image Name: consenting-adults-comic.png Originally Published: 12/5/2019
What The Comic Is: Caricatures of a trans woman and, assumedly, a trans man talk to an assembled crowd of people (children? StoneToss’ art doesn’t always convey things the best but this comic is especially shitty). The trans woman questions the crowd as to why people would care what consenting adults do in the bedroom. The scene is revealed to be a public library (maybe?? Those are bookshelves in the background, right??). One of the people (kid??) in the group wonders why the speakers would use the term ‘bedroom’ when they’re in a (maybe) library. In the background, a person with a full beard walks out of the women’s restroom.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Gay and trans pride/awareness is not the result of decades of oppression and intolerance, nor is the presence of trans and gay people ‘natural’, it’s all about spreading “gay trans” ideas to children in order to corrupt society and ‘make more people turn gay’.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Careful, StoneToss!! You’re starting to slip!!! You drew the trans woman with real breasts instead of oranges, and you didn’t even draw her with an Adam’s apple!!!!! Hell, the trans man is actually more than halfway respectably drawn (I assume they’re meant to trans, as StoneToss depicts them with the ‘gay hair swirl’ he reserves only for male characters and the caricature in general is quite different from StoneToss’ usual depiction of lesbian women). For shame, StoneToss. If you’re going to be a bigoted Nazi dumbfuck, at least put some effort into it!
Anyways, this comic leans on an idiotic alt-Right/general conservative feeling that gay and trans people (among any other non-cis white groups) are “shoving it in everyone’s faces”, it channels some serious “I DONT HATE GAY PEOPLE I JUST HATE THAT THEY SHOVE THEIR GAYNESS IN MY FACE BY DARING TO EXIST AT ALL DESPITE CONSTANT PERSECUTION” Facebook meme energy. Your typical shallow bigot might leave it at that: rejecting gay pride and trans awareness by writing it off as “being shoved down America’s throat” (god forbid a systematically oppressed people who couldn’t even get properly married to each other for hundreds of years would fight for visibility and tolerance, right?).
Your Dumber Than The Average Asshole type of bigot, like StoneToss, takes this a step further. They ask “Why do the gaymos and trans ppls INVADE our LIBRARIES to TEACH? WHEN HAS EDUCATION EVER HAPPENED IN A LIBRARY??” and the answer they come to is that gay people have to “reproduce” by spreading their ‘degeneracy’. This is tied to the bigoted thinking point that gay people can’t reproduce on their own, and if they were ‘shut up’ and not allowed to ‘shove it down our throats’, then they’d all die out (“put all the gay people on an island and there’ll be no more gay people in 100 years”). This intentionally ignores the fact that gay people aren’t “produced”, they’re just born. From straight people. But this FUCKING INFURIATES losers like StoneToss. They literally can not handle or understand that gay people occur naturally, so they have to (with knowing ignorance) construct a fake version of reality where we could easily ‘dispose’ of da gayz if we only took the necessary steps to get there. But the truth of the matter is, these homophobic bigots aren’t that stupid.
StoneToss, your intolerant parent(s), homophobic church leaders. They fucking know that if you somehow ‘got rid’ of all the current gay people, there’d be more gay people later. Because it isn’t about actually ridding the planet forever of homosexuality, it’s about using rhetoric and unreality to make it out as if gay people are somehow even less than human. Like they’re “corrupted” or something, as if it’s some kind of disease or mental illness. A way to hand wash giving birth to a gay child (“It’s not my fault he’s gay, (((democrats))) got to him first!!). Ask them, any of them, who the hell the “original gay” even came from, if homosexuality is indeed something that has to be ‘spread’, and it’s always the same vague non-answer. Some will say it was Satan, others will say it was Jewish-created propaganda. Some of the especially idiotic will literally merge those two examples together! But they’ll never be able to elaborate further, because it’s all a bigoted system of faith for them. They don’t need to really justify how they feel, they just believe they know. Because they’re stupid cunts.
“Backroom” is a play on “Bedroom”, probably meaning anal sex, which is what gay people do. Genius, I know.
What The Comic Is: A man at a podium declares that Russia must stop meddling in their elections. He slams his hand down as the panel shows that behind the man is the AIPAC name and symbol.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The existence of the AIPAC is hypocritical because the USA cares when Russia tries to hack/directly interfere with elections.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The AIPAC, or American Israel Public Affairs Committee, is a lobby group that advocates for Israel in American policy making. Basically it’s an Israel-activist group that tries to use actions and words (and money, despite officially claiming to not donate to politicians it does so through its political action committees and other means) to sway people within the US government into further aiding Israel.
I want you to tell me if you can spot a difference in these two examples. Here’s example number 1: It’s a group of citizens forming a committee to advocate the government for something they want. Now here’s example number 2: It’s an unfriendly foreign country using hacking and targeted disinformation campaigns to directly tamper with and influence another country’s political elections. Do you see the difference? Yeah, that’s because you’re not A FUCKING IDIOT. StoneToss, however, is A FUCKING IDIOT.
I guess if the AIPAC is somehow akin to Russian election meddling, then that means… all advocacy groups are?? Funny enough though, I doubt StoneToss is going to make the same comic about groups like, say, the National Rifle Association or even something cartoonishly bigoted like the National Association for the Advancement of White People. Ah, yes, it’s only “Russian espionage-tier infiltration and political meddling” when the Jews do it. When the gun guys and the white supremacists do it, it’s just natural Americans reaffirming the USA as belonging to white people (which is the way things should be, White Jesus be blessed). Does StoneToss know that advocacy groups exist in the USA for basically every country on earth that the USA is on good terms with? Or maybe the better question is: if he does, would it matter? He’d still make the same stupid anti-Semitic comic, because he’s an idiot and doesn’t have anything else to say.
Considering the AIPAC is an AMERICAN ORGANIZATION COMPRISED OF AMERICAN CITIZENS THAT EXISTS AND OPERATES IN THE COUNTRY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, then it makes pretty much perfect fuckin’ sense that someone in the AIPAC, or someone speaking to the AIPAC (like politicians on both sides of the aisle such as Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Paul Ryan and Joe Biden all have) would say “Russia must stop interfering in our elections!”. The AIPAC and all of its members are USA citizens, StoneToss, you stupid motherfucker. Maybe this is an attempt at boogeymanning the AIPAC, making it seem (to the unaware) that AIPAC is some kind of Israel-based organization that operates in the United States. Or maybe StoneToss is just really, really stupid. Realistically speaking, it’s both.
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Comic Name: She/Her-itage Not Hate Description: What’s more hateful than a racist? Try an anti-racist. Mouseover: Seethe. Image Name: liberal-rage-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Amogus: Possibly the musical note in the whistles, or otherwise seemingly N/A. Originally Published: 5/4/2021
What The Comic Is: The first panel shows a hick with a red hat and Confederate flag t-shirt clenching his teeth in seething anger at the sight of a black man, the latter of whom is strolling peacefully along his way. The first panel is a thought bubble, however, and it connects to the second panel to show that it is coming from a gay man who is clenching his teeth in seething anger at the sight of a red hat wearing, Confederate flag t-shirt wearing hick. The hick, exactly like the black man in the first panel, is merely strolling along peacefully on his way.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: “Anti-racists” are just as hateful, or more hateful, than racists.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: “Anti-racists”, or i.e., normal intelligent and non-bigoted people, are just as bad as the racists because they don’t like racism!! Absolutely fucking brilliant. A stupid as all fuck hot take that never, ever, ever gets old no matter how many times weaklings like StoneToss meekly tread it out for the billionth time!!! Whether bigots are dumb enough to believe they suffer from “prejudice” for their bigotry or because they’re being intentionally dishonest for the purpose of propaganda, there is an old saying that completely defeat them: Intolerance of intolerance is not intolerance. This goes back to some old, post-WW2 thinking such as philosopher and commentator Karl Popper’s “Paradox of Tolerance”. This ‘paradox’ is described in Popper’s 1945 book titled The Open Society and its Enemies, where Popper goes on a big tl;dr spin that boils down to: If society is tolerant to a fault, then it will be seized by the intolerant. Therefore, in order to maintain tolerance we have to be intolerance of intolerance.
This makes perfect and absolute sense. If a society is so worried about being tolerant that someone is tolerated, not just ‘legally allowed under free speech’, but tolerated, when they go around and publicly demand the execution of all gay people, as if wanting to murder people (especially murder them for sexual orientation) is an acceptable and tolerable belief, then we have a paradox of tolerance. Because now the intolerant are poised to be put into positions where they can impose on those that they are intolerant towards. This is not a case of mental gymnastics, this is just a sensible conclusion: we must not tolerate intolerance. Of course, what lengths we take to be intolerant of intolerance is another matter. You have, for instance, something like passing tighter legislation on what constitutes as protected free speech vs. illegal hate speech and then you have “let’s kill people who are homophobic”. The exact extremity and how far we should go, as a society, to be intolerant of intolerance is another subject all together. At any rate, it’s an obvious observation that in order to maintain tolerance for all, intolerance can not be tolerated.
You can maybe understand how shills on the Right can spin this into a scary propaganda tool. All they have to do is talk about how crazy it is that “Leftists claim to be tolerant, yet they will not tolerate fascism? Curious” to get their Very Smart base to start scratching their heads and saying “Yeah… that is kind of funny, isn’t it!“. This puts Rightists in the position for a good spot of their favorite pastime: Playing The Victim. “Gay pride?!” they cry. “Well what about WHITE PRIDE?!?! Where’s the pride for being STRAIGHT?!”. Obviously this deep intolerance of their desire to discuss the genocide of non-white people actually makes them the real victims. And if the oppressed bigots are the real victims, then that can only mean one thing… ANTI-RACISTS ARE THE REAL RACISTS1111 Guys… the fascism… is coming from… INSIDE THE ANTIFA…
This comic plays into the same tired clown world horseshit that StoneToss and other Rightists play into. A world where liberals and gay people are super angry and seethe with rage at everything (because they’re the REAL bigots!), meanwhile people on the Right are just too BASED and they DON’T CARE and they GO ON THEIR WAY and they totally don’t make HUNDREDS of comics about how much they HATE GAYS, JEWS, WOMEN, PEOPLE OF COLOR AND ANYTHING RESEMBLING A BRIGHTER FUTURE. How often do you see Rightists going on bizarre, endless tirades about the death of the USA and how it’s (insert any one or multiple of non-white, non-male demographics here) fault? How often do you see Rightists storming their own capitol, beating to death the same police officers they constantly claim to worship? Ah yes you see, but that’s only because the Right is actually the oppressed one. Black people and gay people have weaponized “Political Correctness”! The worm has turned!! The oppressed have become the oppressors!!! CAN’T YOU SEE?? YOU CAN’T BE A NAZI IN THE USA, THE LEFT HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways. The comic’s title is a reference to gender pronouns (‘she/her’), making a joke relating them to the pro-Confederate saying “Heritage, not hate”. The motto is an attempt to divorce the Confederacy from any relation to slavery or racial bigotry, turning it into a symbol of vague ‘heritage pride’ and “rebellion”. StoneToss, because he is not clever, makes some ham-fisted comparison to gender pronouns. I guess he’s trying to say that the use of gender pronouns is comparable to ‘heritage, not hate’? Or he thinks the enforcement of pronouns is authoritarianism? Or he’s a fucking idiot who didn’t even know what he meant? We may never know.
Rightists love, above all else, to project clown world fantasies where they don’t care at all and Leftists are always being “triggered” and enraged at le based Conservative existence. You need only to look into Right-leaning groups like anti-maskers, white nationalists, etc. to see the putrid amount of “LOOK HOW MUCH WE DON’T CARE LOL” that permeates said groups. Yes, you don’t care so much that you literally never shut the fuck up about not caring.
Comic Name: Calling the Kettle Black Description: Terrifying. Mouseover: Demons. Image Name: offensive-halloween-costumes-comic.png Originally Published: 10/24/2019
What The Comic Is: A trick-or-treater in incredibly offensive black face (complete with huge red lips and cheeks) is surprised to hear someone calling their costume offensive. In the second panel, it is revealed that an offensive caricature of a trans woman (complete with melons-for-boobs, cockbulge, gaudy makeup and copious body hair) is the one calling the trick-or-treater out.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trans = Blackface.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss has tried this whole “trans people are like black face” thing before. He must really, really think he’s brilliant when he comes up with something like this. Giddy with excitement, firmly believing he’s found a flaw in logic that will completely nuke Leftists off the face of the (white man’s) earth (‘earth’ in this case meaning the USA, which is the only country that matters). In reality, of course, StoneToss is just a child playing pretend with his super hero toys. He hasn’t found any glaring flaw in logic, he’s just made a fake connection that supports his imaginary world view and helps him cope. And really, that’s all StoneToss and his ilk are after. They’re too weak to change the world. They know it’s not going to happen. StoneToss is aware no magic unicorn politician is going to sweep into office and everything with shift and blacks, Jews, Mexicans and women will all be deported back to their own countries.
So does StoneToss or his supporters actually try to do anything? Of course they don’t They just cope. Cope is all they have. And they know it. You ever play an online game and some dude gets really upset at you for some reason (normally over something really minor or petty), and you ask him why he’s so upset and he pulls the infamous “IM NOT MAD UR MAD LOL” card? Yeah, StoneToss is the personification of “IM NOT MAD, IM LOLING”. Like the first comic, it’s this same exact projection and clown world horseshit at play. StoneToss is desperately angry at the world and he’s desperately attempting to make it look like everyone else is the angry one. He’s just teh basedorz epic amogus me me lord who DUNKZ on TRANS. He says dumb shit and people call him out for it because he’s RENT FREE, BAAAABBBYYYYY. RENT FREE 2024. TRUMP WAS A FALSE PROPHET BUT WE ARE RENT FREEEEEEEEEEEE e e e E E E e e ee e e e e eeeeeEerEE.
Isn’t it curious that Liberals claim to oppose bigotry, but when a bigot acts bigoted, they actually oppose him for it? Curious.
I still love how somber and serious StoneToss gets when his super religious side gnaws at him too much. He can’t keep up the façade of aloof non-srs comic man and he lets a couple of serious feelings slip through the cracks with the description and mouse over text. This isn’t a time for joking, you guys! This is super serious! Trans people exist!! Seethe, you fucking moron.
Welcome to yet another special edition of StoneToss Is An Idiot. Crazy to think we’re getting so close to 100 episodes. Maybe in another year or three I’ll actually catch up to StoneToss’ current comics. But hey, if you’re interested, feel free to support my dumb project on Patreon. For small tithes of financial credit, you can help a blog make fun of StoneToss.
Comic Name: Lethal Force Description: Femme fatale Mouseover: What is it with women and body counts? Image Name: female-cops-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png Originally Published: 4/15/2021 Amogus: Second panel, the car’s headlight.
What The Comic Is: A man in the midst of an armed bank robbery stands with his looted dollar bags and potted plant, sweating profusely as the law enforcement officers out the window demand he comes out with his hands up. In the second panel, the S.W.A.T officer finishes with “…Or we’re sending the female cops.“
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Women are always making mistakes and therefore should probably not be in “men” jobs, such as police officers.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Made obviously in response to the April 11th incident where Kimberly Ann Potter, a police officer of the Minnesota town of Brooklyn City, claimed to have only accidentally shot and killed 20 year old Daunte Wright. Potter alleges she thought the 9mm Glock handgun was her taser when she pulled it out and fired on Daunte, striking him a single time. Daunte tried to flee away in his vehicle after the shot was fired, though he quickly crashed his car and was pronounced dead. While this incident marks yet another instance of a cop killing an unarmed black man, this time the situation was different. It was a possible accident, and the killer was a woman.
How do you get a bigot like StoneToss to stop licking police boots? Put those boots on someone with a vagina. StoneToss must have been so, so, so unbelievably relieved to have learned this was an accidental shooting and not intentional. If it had been intentional, he’d have no choice but to put the good lady Potter up on the same cum and shit-encrusted pedestal he puts all other officers on. But thankfully it was only an accident, so he can now frame this as a way of attacking women. Whew! I’m entirely fucking unsure of what StoneToss means by the mouse over text, “What is it with women and body counts?“. Is he trying to infer this happens often? Is it some kind of stupid, far-reaching jab at abortion? I mean if we want to look at the numbers (StoneToss never wants to look at the numbers, unless he can somehow use faulty data to support a fake argument), then men have killed way more people than women, be them cops or no.
But ah, wait, none of those men ever accidentally killed someone! Male police officers never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever accidentally discharge their weapon. And they NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER accidentally shoot other people with their weapons!!! But that’s okay, because in this case, Potter mistook service weapon for her taser. What a stupid woman (umm, redundant statement much lmao??). We all know that male police officers have NEVEREVEREVEREVEREVER shot someone with a gun when they thought it was a taser!!!!!!!!!
StoneToss, like always, gets absolutely buttwrecked by reality. He’s such a weaselly, pathetic little coward. I can’t imagine being the kind of absolute clown who walks around saying stupid shit that ten seconds of Google searching completely undermines. But then I’m not a fucking idiot, so I guess StoneToss and I simply operate on two different frequencies. That’s life, eh?
Comic Name: Knotjob Description: People worried about Trump need to look at the man in the mirror. Mouseover: Just a completely healthy and normal lifestyle choice. Image Name: trans-work-suicide-comic-1.png Originally Published: 9/12/2019
What The Comic Is: A trans man poses the question of how trans people go to work. They explain that first, they put on a dress shirt. In the last panel, they explain they grab a necktie as they place a noose around their throat.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The worst president in the history of the USA, who was staunchly anti-trans rights, has nothing to do with the oppression that trans people experience.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: On its own this comic is nothing special for StoneToss. He’s made stupid trans suicide comics before, and he doesn’t even mention the epic and never-gets-old “41%” statistic. Instead, though, he makes this a comic concerning Donald Trump.
With the description of the comic in mind, StoneToss is trying to imply that Donald Trump, the de facto worst overall USA President of all time, is not to blame for suffering in the trans community. Ah yes, why would anyone blame the president of the United States for his open anti-trans rhetoric and policies that were targeted towards trans people? Obviously it’s the trans people who are their own worst enemies. This is StoneToss’ stupid attempt to re-frame who the enemy of trans people is. Is it the most powerful political leader in the world who supports and propagates anti-trans policy and feeling? No! It’s the trans people themselves, obviously. After all, StoneToss is a white, cis-gendered man and Trump never said anything bad about him. Trans people are just being babies lol.
I bet you a dollar StoneToss whines and pisses his pants about male suicide, too. Somehow to him it’s this unbelievable and terrible thing when a man kills himself because a court unfairly ruled against him in a child custody match (which to be fair, that is a very terrible thing), but when a trans person is attacked by the president of the United States and kills themselves, it’s because trans people are mentally ill LARPers and people are focusing too much on Donald Trump. Ah, StoneToss. You fuckin’ idiot!
The comic’s name is a really bad pun on the term “nutjob”, which combines the word “nut” (or what StoneToss does when he sees a black man with a white woman) and the word “job” (or what StoneToss would lose if his boss ever finds his shitty online comic).
Comic Name: All Yours Description: Come and take it. Mouseover: Shall not be infringed Image Name: gun-control-comic.png Originally Published: 9/17/2019
What The Comic Is: A British soldier holds out his hands, proclaiming that he is here to take the colony’s guns. An American soldier, his comrades taking aim with their rifles, tells the British soldier he can start with the ammunition.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: He’s a based freedom fighter.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: “Sure, start with the ammunition,” StoneToss spits back defiantly. He and his brothers in arms needed their high powered automatic rifles for this very day: the day THE LEFTIES (who are weak and cucks and don’t have guns, by the way) TOOK OVER THE WORLD WITH GUNS. StoneToss sat, his weak and unconditioned body completely incapable of putting up much physical resistance against the well equipped, trained and local foe he was making his stand against. But it was okay… they had their guns. The government would never infringe on his right to bear arms. It was foretold, hundreds of years ago (the earth is only a few thousand years old, you see, so really that wasn’t that long ago. Besides, if Jesus didn’t want white men to have guns, why did he bury all the gun powder and fossils?). StoneToss smirked. “Come and take them,” he thought, as a tactical missile fired from three hundred miles away vaporized him, completely demolishing the Wal-Mart he and his freedom fighters were inhabiting. He was a fucking badass, just like the guys from the Revolving War, or whatever.
Someday he’d be the good guy with a gun that stops the bad guy with a gun. He just needed more guns. And also he had to stop being such a coward. And also he needed there to be a situation where an active shooter was at large and he was positioned, with a gun, in such a way as to stop the shooter. Any day now, for sure…
Always worth pointing out that people like StoneToss (read: conservatives of any color) always like to roleplay that they’d be with Washington, fighting against the British for liberty, while in all likelihood they’d have probably been staunch supporters of the monarchy. In StoneToss’ case I suppose he’d just be a village idiot who draws comics in mud, screams at every woman that passes by and then dies of tuberculosis.
Comic Name: True Love Description: Love you, my readers and fellow kings. Mouseover: A forbidden love. Image Name: love-wins-comic.png Originally Published: 9/19/2019
What The Comic Is: A gay man smugly proclaims that “Love wins”. He sees a stereotypical family of a husband, wife, son and daughter who fly the American flag and go to church; his expression turns an annoyed incredulous.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Gay people give a fuck about other families.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Gay people do not fucking care about hetro-normative parents in a cis-gendered relationship raising kids. Like, they just don’t. StoneToss is not a victim (or rather, StoneToss’ world view is not victimized; no woman will ever fuck StoneToss and thus he will never procreate or have a family). Almost 100% of StoneToss’ rhetoric, be it homophobic or transphobic or Islamophobic or Anti-Semitic or sexist or racist or pretty much anything else, always relies heavily on StoneToss somehow portraying himself to be a victim. When he can’t think of any ways to do that, he decides “Ah, screw it, I’ll just strawman so hard that it’s bad even for me” and makes a comic about a gay man getting upset that a nuclear family exists.
StoneToss: No one fucking cares about you, bitch. You could (hypothetically, of course) get a wife and make kids with her, but gay people are not going to be angry. They don’t give a fuck. You are a loser. They only care about “traditional families” when bigots push that as being the only, or the ‘right’, family type. Of course a gay man will be upset if you say “GAY PEOPLE CAN’T RAISE A CHILD, ONLY MAN AND WIFE CAN”, but it’s not because the gay guy is upset that other families exist. If you let him marry his husband and adopt a child and you shut the fuck up and stay in your pathetic, wimpy little lane, then he is never going to notice your lameass exists. He’ll be too busy having sex with his husband and raising his family to ever be concerned with you and your shitty headcannon cope fantasy where Rei from Evangelion comes to life and cooks chicken nuggets for you in between blowjobs.
StoneToss (looking at trans people committing suicide): Bwahahahaha, being a victim is such unbased le cuck fail 8)
StoneToss (making himself a victim in a fake world where gay people care about him): Bwahahaha, being a victim is such based le pepe win 8)
Comic Name: For Sail Description: Huh, you’d think sea level rise would stop billion dollar skyscraper construction in Manhattan, but whatever… Mouseover: All washed up. Image Name: climate-change-comic-1.png Originally Published: 9/23/2019
What The Comic Is: A man explains that if climate change isn’t solved soon, that another man’s house will end up underwater. The second man, revealed to be selling the house, leans on the ‘for sale’ sign and explains that while that’s great and all, the beachfront property will still cost extra, much to the first man’s disappointment.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Climate change isn’t real because people still build buildings and they wouldn’t do that if climate change was real.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Yeah, StoneToss. People never build stuff in the wrong place or anything. Great argument, you fucking idiot. The worst part about this comic is that it would have been a great comic if it wasn’t for the fact StoneToss is an idiot and included his idiotic commentary via the description. Why make a good comic when you can make a shit comic, though? Oh! Is that the imaginary ding-ding of the toaster oven I hear?! StoneToss, I think your body pillow 14 year old waifu has more pizza rolls for you!!
Thanks for 70 episode of StoneToss Is An Idiot. I’ll see you red pills next time.
Comic Name: Break In Description: Keep out. Mouseover: Adios! Image Name: ice-detention-center-comic1.png Originally Published: 8/15/2019
What The Comic Is: A man points towards an ICE detention center, proclaiming its abuse of immigrants. Another man pulls a metal fence and barbed wire out, shouting that they can stop ICE by building a wall around it. The first man, having finished building the wall, wipes the sweat from his forehead and rejoices that there will be no more tortured immigrations. His thought his stopped short, however, as he realizes the wall they’ve build is labeled as the U.S. Border.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: It’s okay to torture immigrants because they came into the USA, and the way to prevent torturing immigrants is to have a border wall, as opposed to not torturing immigrants.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss loves to blame victims. He also loves to self-righteously prescribe hypocrisy to moments where there is none. But being the busy fascist comic maker that he is, how can he save time and combine them both?
StoneToss grinned a StoneTossingly StoneTossing grin. He knew just what he’d do: He’d save time and make a comic that had both of the two! For victims to blame, he chose the US-Mexican border. Blind twisting of reality he happily paid, but to logic gave no quarter. Why did StoneToss hate living in reality so? It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on quite right. It could be that he was a stupid, dishonest asshole. I guess we’ll never know.
StoneToss blames victims by claiming that the only reason they end up tortured in ICE facilities is because they came to the USA. This is a huge passing of the buck. Somehow it’s not ICE’s responsibility to not emulate WW2-era concentration camps, obviously. He also proposes the solution is clearly defining a US-Mexican border, as if this will somehow stop people from getting into the country (again, falling back on the naïve belief that a border wall will actually stop immigration). It’s a childish and dishonest shifting of blame, like always.
“Wall off ICE” seems to be in reference to the ‘Occupy ICE’ protests that raged through 2018 and into 2019, wherein protestors would travel to ICE headquarters or facilities and then create human barricades to impede ICE’s movements. Get it? It’s curious that ICE protestors stop ICE by doing the thing Trump wants to do, isn’t it? Curious, very curious. So curious. Curious that a small barricade can work to stop a single road or building but the same doesn’t work scaled up to a border situation. Curious. It’s it quite hypocritical that people use walls when they hate another wall? Hypocritical libtards will live in a house made of walls, but not a country made of walls? Curious. You are very smart, StoneToss. Curious. Also, curious that StoneToss doesn’t in any way advocate nor mention legal immigration of Mexicans into the USA, he curiously opposes Mexicans coming into the USA in any way or capacity. So curious, innit?
Comic Name: Science Friction Description: Let’s look at the data. (links to a Psychology Today thought piece by some dumbfuck political scientist who writes a far-reaching and completely uncited thought piece on why Conservatives are more attractive than Liberals. It’s completely fake science, which is why StoneToss unironically likes it) Mouseover: Bill Nye the science lie Image Name: science-denier-comic.png Originally Published: 8/20/2019
What The Comic Is: A man holds up a book on climatology, calling another man a science denier. The second man, holding a book about sex biology, turns his head and wonders what the first man is talking about. The first man glares and sweats suspiciously.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: It’s curious that people deny biology but believe in global warming.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The second man is holding a book on biology, referencing “two genders” and “men have penises, women have vaginas”, etc. Basically it’s just trying to claim that science denies transgenderism in the same way it validates global warming. But StoneToss wants to have his cake and eat it, too. He wants a world where global warming is a (((Liberal))) conspiracy, but he also wants one where science denies transgenderism or multiple genders. Unfortunately enough, StoneToss loses like usual: modern science actually agrees that not only are sex and gender different, but that even “male” and “female” are inaccurate (or at least not fully whole) descriptors of human sexual biology. Yes, I know, my sources aren’t blatantly biased religious websites or alt-right news platforms. Forgive me, please. We can’t all have the BASED and CUCKPILLED sources that Stone “I Wish I Had A Wife So A Black Guy Could Fuck Her” Toss is so handily able to produce.
But of course, this comic marks a start to StoneToss entering into climate change denial, a matter he will go on to revisit several times. I mean, why not? Why not just deny climate change too? Sunk cost fallacy at work, I guess. If you’re constantly saying shit that is unbelievably stupid, you may as well not half-ass it. Good for you, StoneToss, you fucking loser.
Author’s Foreword: IT’S BEEN 60 EPISODES OF THIS SHIT YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Comic Name: EndGayme Description: Hmm, what did I mean by this? Mouseover: Offended? Don’t worry, 41% of you won’t later. Image Name: transgender-suicides-comic1.png Originally Published: 6/20/2019
What The Comic Is: A weird Easter egg alien man dons a Fortnite cosmetic, proclaiming that it shall show bigots the power of its community. The egg man snaps his cosmetic before dissolving into vapors.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That you dissolve into a sort of gaseous cloud when you get Thanos snapped, instead of turning into a bunch of triangles. Also, wasn’t the snapper immune to the effect of the snap?
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss learns things. It’s true. He’s an idiot, but by god does the boy learn things. When he wants to. Which isn’t incredibly often, true enough to say. But you can tell a lot about StoneToss based off of how deeply he explores an issue in his comics, most obviously you can tell exactly how much he knows about something. When StoneToss is making a comic about something he knows a lot about (or at least knows a bunch of bigoted mis-truths about) he will more often than not hide meaning in layers of obscure references or double speak.
StoneToss doesn’t know anything about trans suicide. That’s why all of his comics concerning the topic are skin deep “lol trans people kill themselves, unlike any other demographic of people, especially white cis-gendered single males like myself xD lolz”. He is incapable of providing a deeper commentary, and therefore making a more convoluted comic, about it. Also, the last panel only shows a single one of the four trans people (creatively depicted as literal trans flag humanoids) disappearing into vapor (the one in the background to the left looks like it also may be vaporizing too, but it’s hard to tell because StoneToss was so lazy with his copypasting). This is only very minor, but “41%” lives in StoneToss’ head entirely rent free, so it’s amusing to watch him have a chance to somehow depict that, and then actually only show a sample of 25% of the pictured trans people die. Unless the joke is that, if Thanos were trans, she would have used the snap to kill herself. Which in that case, only a single person died. Also, doesn’t the snap kill 50% of all living people? Can the snapper choose the number? Can they specifically target people? If you’re going to kill yourself, why do you need a Thanos snap? If the “power” of the trans community is that they have access to the Infinity Glove with all the Marvel Stones, I would argue that makes the trans community pretty fucking powerful. Oh, but here I am, pointlessly overthinking a comic that StoneToss put no thought into.
In reality if the trans community had the power of the gauntlet (which seems to broadly be “you have the power over everything, or whatever”) they’d probably use it to make the world a safer place for trans individuals, thus dramatically lowering any suicide rates the demographic suffers from. This doesn’t fit StoneToss and his clown world narrative where trans people are mentally ill, though.
Would you fuck Thanos if she got boob implants? I’m not saying I would, but I am also not confirming I wouldn’t.
Comic Name: A Thin Line Description: It’s ok to be huwhite. Mouseover: Two can play that game. Image Name: lefty-vs-right-wing-memes-comic.png Originally Published: 6/25/2019
What The Comic Is: A gay man holds up a picture he drew of a greedy, evil banker, making sure to point out the banker is white with a label and arrow. The man he shows this picture to takes out a red marker and draws a big nose on the banker, much to the gay man’s shock and alarm.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Leftists are racist against white people.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss has complained about this before, this nonexistent hypocrisy where people only hate the rich until you point out that “most of the rich are Jewish!”. No one fucking cares if a part of the wealthy are Jewish, lol. No one thinks it’s Anti-Semitic to want dump on the wealthy if one or more of those wealthy turn out to be Jewish. No one shudders and sweats when you say “Oh, you hate the wealthy elite? Don’t you know JEWISH people are part of the wealthy elite?“, no one believes it’s suddenly uncomfortable. Even for StoneToss and his fake little cope hugbox reality this has always been particularly reaching and sad.
So then, on to the second part of this nonexistent hypocrisy. StoneToss believes leftists are racist against white people, but if you point out that Jewish people are “just as bad” as white people (or simply lump them in with white people) that all of a sudden the same leftists get uncomfortable. I would argue most people are actually pretty receptive to listening to any examples of a sort of “Jewish Privilege” (minor and petty as such a discussion would relatively be, at least), when those examples are fair and realistic. If StoneToss and idiots like him are really, truly concerned with expanding conversation on how different people fit into society, then you’d imagine they wouldn’t constantly muddy the waters with Anti-Semitic hatred and misinformation. Almost like they’re not concerned with social justice at all, and in reality are just bigoted. Huh.
And finally, on to the third part of the nonexistent hypocrisy. No one hates the rich because the rich are white, for fuck’s sake. No leftist memes about eating the rich include “THE RICH ARE WHITE AND EVIL LOL”. It’s just StoneToss getting upset that you can not deny that most of the wealthy in the USA are white because other people were systematically oppressed and kept down, so all he can do is deflect and cry “b-but Jews too…“. The image name of the comic highlights the real commentary StoneToss is trying to make: that “Rightist memes” are BASED and “Leftist memes” are being cowardly and only picking at low hanging fruit, afraid to be BASED like the BASED Right. The “Thin Line” referenced in the title is concerning the Jews themselves. In the comic, the ‘thin line’ is the nose drawn onto the banker. In real life, it’s the thin line between being cucked and not cucked
Basically, it’s just trying to equate childish Anti-Semitism as being less “restricted” by PC censorship. Which is par for the course for StoneToss. He is an idiot, after all.
Comic Name: SAD! Description: A remix of one of my earlier comics in reference to Reddit’s quarantining of r/The_Donald. Mouseover: The only issue that matters this election is social media censorship. Image Name: right-vs-left-censorship-comic.png Originally Published: 6/27/2019
What The Comic Is: In the first panel, Donald Trump is flashing the “OK” hand signal. This panel is labeled as “Right”. In the second panel shows a blow hand mushing Trump’s lips shut. This panel is labeled as “Left”.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The_Donald was banned because leftists censor people.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: r/The_Donald was a subreddit on Reddit.com that gained a massive spike in popularity around early to mid-2015 as Trump’s presidential campaign was hitting fever swings. It started out fairly slow, but the subreddit quickly exploded into a very active and heavily pro-Trump community that made it expressly against the rules to criticize or say anything bad about Donald Trump or else you would be immediately permbanned.
In addition to the harsh censorship that the sub became infamous for, it also didn’t take very long for the sub to become openly bigoted. While the moderators did a token job of cleaning up threads that were homophobic or transphobic, they did nothing to stop comments in threads. As a personal frequent lurker of the sub, I would witness a thread that was, say, concerning the “classic” family unit (nuclear family: man, wife, son, daughter). The thread itself wasn’t explicitly homophobic (I mean, it was only implying it), but the comments would be stuff like “homosexuals are degenerates”. People would be downvoted for defending homophobia.
Eventually, the sub was banned. Was it because leftist cuck soyboys couldn’t handle the BASED REDPILL BASEDNESS WINNING of the Pussyhound Chads that frequented The_Donald? Fuck no, it’s because the stupid motherfuckers/obvious Russian influencers were repeatedly calling for violence. So the sub was quarantined, as inciting violence is a breach of Reddit’s global ToS. Eventually it would go on to be gutted (the mods all removed as their accounts were all in violation of Reddit ToS) and then finally banned.
The original comic that this one was based on had the blue arm of Twitter silencing the Rightist, and it’s reproduced here as if it was Twitter that banned the subreddit? It was Reddit who banned The_Donald, not Twitter. And they banned The_Donald for, as is so often the case in situations where dumbfuck alt-righters get banned, violating rules of the platform.
That Trump is doing the “OK” hand signal in the first panel essentially turns this comic into one that says “RIGHT: CASUAL DISPLAYS OF VIELED RACISM” and “LEFT: BANNING PEOPLE FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AGAINST WEBSITE RULES”, and StoneToss somehow sees this as victimizing to him. What a dumbass!
Comic Name: The F word Description: Happy 4th of July! Mouseover: There’s a reason why there’s never been a European StoneToss. Image Name: american-freedom-comic1.png Originally Published: 7/4/2019
What The Comic Is: A British man postures, wondering what “freedom” that people in the USA have compared to the UK and their universal healthcare. A redneck with bad teeth, complete with a MAGA hat and confederate flag shirt, coyly shoots back that they have “The N-word”. The British man, unamused, answers back “The blood N-word? You mean Ni-“, though he is cut off before completing the word. The final panel shows the British man in court, having been arrested and put on trial for uttering the obscenity.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: British people go to jail for saying the N-word because it’s an oppressive regime of PC culture and freedom from life-ruining medical debt is not worth living under such tyranny.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, it can be legally punishable in court to call someone a “nigger” in the USA. Second of all, it is not against the law to use the word in the Britain or seemingly anywhere else in the UK. At any rate, you don’t get arrested and put into jail like a thief or murderer for it. In both countries, using the word can constitute as a hate crime or help implicate a crime as being racially motivated. So this comic is total clown world bullshit, even by StoneToss standards (and that is really saying something). I mean, StoneToss literally never, ever right about any of the garbage he comes up with, but there’s at least some inkling of reality that it tethers onto it an attempt to pass itself off as truth. This is pure, unadulterated fictional reality shit.
I also love how StoneToss downplays universal healthcare, but the best he can do is to try haphazardly compare it to a vague “freedom of speech”, so he’s not even invalidating universal healthcare, he’s just trying to make a confusing and vague claim that it’s not worth having if it means you can’t use racist words, but the two things aren’t mutually exclusive in the first place let alone the fact that it’s not illegal to use the word in the UK.
StoneToss muses that there’s never been a European StoneToss, implying that censorship and PC culture prevent someone from making terrible webcomics if they’re in Europe. Yeah, StoneToss. The reason there’s no one else as stupid as you is just because they’re being censored. Keep telling yourself that, you weakling bitch.
Comic Name: Frown Note Description: Good boy. Mouseover: “fellow whites” Image Name: dog-whistle-comic.png Originally Published: 4/9/2019
What The Comic Is: A playful dog jumps up on its human. The man, laughing, bids the dog ‘down’ and gives a blast of his dog whistle. To the man’s surprise, a gay man in a Human Rights Campaign t-shirt falls to the ground, reeling under the whistle’s effect.
What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Everything is a dog whistle to liberals and people who are part of the “insane left”, because Jews.
Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This is probably a reference specifically to the “OK” hand gesture being co-opted as a dog whistle for white supremacy. A ‘dog whistle’ is a term for a phrase or action that is only distinguishable to certain people, much like a real dog whistle (which, when blown into, produces a note in such a pitch that it can not be heard by humans, but is usually very annoying to dogs, who are capable of hearing the note).
StoneToss depicts the gay man in a shirt bearing the Human Rights Campaign (or HRC) logo. The HRC is an organization supporting gay, lesbian, queer and transgender individuals in their fights for equal rights. So, essentially it’s helping a bunch of people that StoneToss wishes did not exist. Why he picked the HRC out of anyone else to call out in his comic is unknown. The HRC has had a few lukewarm controversies, but nothing major and nothing really around the time period this comic was drawn. Likely it’s just StoneToss bitching about gay rights groups in general calling out dog whistles, trying to mock them as “thinking everything/anything is a dog whistle”.
And who taught them that everything the right does is a dog whistle??? Is it the hundreds of years of Conservatives oppressing homosexuals, the constant abuses and attacks suffered by the gay community from groups of people who are almost always signaling their hatred through code and euphemism when they aren’t outright professing it? No lol it’s the Jews obviously(?).
The comic name is a reference to the mythological “brown note”, or a sound frequency said to cause a human to lose control of their bowels should they ever hear it played. In this case, we can assume StoneToss is trying to make yet another “gay poop” joke, because he’s fucking stupid. The description is the petname that StoneToss wishes his wife’s bull would give him, if he had a wife who had a bull.