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StoneToss: Episode 80 (Special Edition 6)

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Jesus Fuck it’s been eighty installments of this god damned blog. Crazy how time flies when you’re making fun of fascists, innit? Anyways, I hope you lads and ladettes enjoy this special 80th edition of StoneToss Is An Idiot. We’re almost to the end of the 2019 comics, which leaves just one more year until we’re finally caught up to with StoneToss. Wow, how exciting! Enjoy the show and remember to follow me on Twitter for boring blog-related updates and if you want to support what I’m doing, consider giving me your money over on Patreon, because daddy needy the greeny.

And without further interruption, please enjoy the shoe.

sex workers of the world unite

Comic Name: Socialjism
Description: KGB… …T
Mouseover: sex workers of the world unite
Image Name: communism-lgbt-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/19/2019

What The Comic Is: A hammer and sickle lay crossed in the style of the Russian Community Party’s iconic symbol, this panel is labeled “Then”. In the second panel, labeled “Now”, the hammer and sickle are replaced by a Hitachi magic wand ‘personal massager‘ along with a flog arranged to resemble the communist symbol.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: “Modern day” Leftists/communists are all lazy, sex-addicted perverts, which has lead them all to become gay, furry, pedophiles, etc.; at least ‘old communists’ actually worked.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss doesn’t like communists, obviously, but he also has a raging disdain for anyone who is sexual or expresses any form of sexual liberation. How far this incel-esque bend goes is currently unknown, StoneToss may have yet many feelings of general sexual oppression left to express, but we do know he hates: Sex workers, women who have sex, women who do not have sex, possibly any form of non-vanilla sex and of course any non-hetero sex. StoneToss also closely adheres to the slippery slope notion of “gay leads to trans leads to pedophiles”, so it’s not a long shot to conclude he feels sexual liberation fits into the chain somewhere (perhaps either immediately before or after ‘gay’). Essentially, if you’re anything more than man-woman post-marriage missionary position, you are the seed from which springs the degradation and fall of all western civilization. Metal!

StoneToss seems to be at a bit of a loss with this comic, though. He desperately wants to paint a reality where communists don’t have jobs, but for this comic to work it hinges on recognizing that ‘the old communists’ at least did labor (unlike “today communists”, which are all lazy cucks and camgirls!!). So go figure, StoneToss and his feelings on people he doesn’t like are pick and chosen based on who exactly he wants to whine about at any given moment. I love how StoneToss depicts the vibrator toy as having recently been used, too. The man is like a perverted Beethoven; he draws pussy juice, yet he shall never know what it looks like in real life. How poetic(?)

The comic is just a stupid SEX = BAD, yet like usual StoneToss completely fails to ever elaborate on why sex is bad. Once upon a time, back in around 2010~2011, I recall walking through a parking lot and seeing an atrociously stupid bumper sticker. It was a badly photoshopped picture of Obama edited to be wearing Heath Ledger’s Joker makeup, with stock scratchy font that said something like “WHY SO COMMUNIST?”. It was such a remarkably idiotic image, leaning entirely on “JOKER IS BAD SO WE MADE OBAMA JOKER AND COMMUNISM BAD WITHOUT SAYING” without any other context or meaning. It’s the kind of thing a fatass boomer who hasn’t fucked his wife in 20 years would eagerly and brainlessly clap his bulbous, wobbling McArms to, like a seal when presented a sardine snack. The seal doesn’t know exactly why it likes the fish, it doesn’t know exactly why it should clap to receive it, it’s just going on pure instinct brain. Food is good, clap for fish. The idiot conservative is the same type of beast: Joker bad, Obama bad, arf arf arf, communism. What I’m trying to say is that this comic fucking sucks.

The description, “KGB…T” is a play on LGBT. What is it trying to say? That communism lead to transsexualism?? So is it actually: Communism > Homosexuals > Transsexuals > Pedophiles? Is StoneToss stupid enough to genuinely believe that, or is this just a really bad joke? Might as well just flip a coin, either answer is equally useless.

Yuge employment numbers!

Comic Name: Help Wanted
Description: Silver lining…
Mouseover: Yuge employment numbers!
Image Name: trump-and-black-unemployment-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/21/2019

What The Comic Is: A red hat man and Donald Trump stand in the ruins of a dystopian cityscape, a billboard reading “Viva México!” hangs in the distance. The two watch as an American flag, ripped and tattered, burns in flames before them. Trump awkwardly interjects that the real victory may have been the black employment numbers they got along the way.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump destroyed America and didn’t build a border wall, so America is destroyed and Mexico takes it over, but the Trump administration touts employment rates as a reason why Trump’s presidency was a success.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: As discussed before on this blog, StoneToss hates Donald Trump. He originally gave Trump a tentative, touch-and-go type of limpdicked support until he was pretty sure Trump was 100% the xenophobic, Mexican-hating, brown-people-deporting “Nationalist” (read: Nazi) tin-pot he had been waiting for. He then went all-aboard on the Trumpy train, until it started dawning on him that maybe, just maybe, Trump wasn’t being totally honest about his Magic Genie Wish-tier unobtainable and unfeasible border wall. Just maybe it wasn’t going to happen. So StoneToss distanced himself from the great orange one, and instead began whining about how Trump wasn’t racist and stupid enough. I mean, credit where it’s due, I guess. Some of Trump’s cultists are still to this day fervently awaiting the moment Trump ‘reawakens’ and takes the country by storm, removing all the (((undesirables))). So I guess StoneToss might be an idiot Nazi, but he’s at least an idiot Nazi with standards? Is that a good thing? Or an even more pathetic thing? I dunno, whatever.

This comic is another jab at the Trump base. Trump supporters really don’t have a lot of things (rooted in any type of reality) that they can hold up as examples of Trump’s success as president. In fact, they have next to fucking none! One of the only ones they can actually tout is that unemployment steadily went down during Trump’s time as el presidente. This is true, though it’s a bit of a misrepresentation of the facts, as unemployment had been declining from dizzying highs like 8 and 10% during almost the entirety of the double trouble Obama terms. This decline simply kept happening under Trump, though most economists will agree neither president had anything major to do with the unemployment situation: it was a more natural change as consumers started spending money again. Unemployment numbers are one of the things Trump’s base is the loudest about though, especially when it comes to unemployment rates in minorities such as blacks.

StoneToss could have just made this a comic about Trump’s lame cuckDUCK presidency and how unemployment numbers weren’t really Trump’s doing. But the problem with that is that it isn’t stupid enough. Nah, Trump has to be depicted as DESTROYING America. It isn’t enough he didn’t build a wall, it’s that AMERICA IS DESTROYED BY MEXICO11111. Can’t the sheeple see? Trump’s victories were just a cover for the COLLAPSE OF WHITE CULTURE. Why should the USA give any concessions of any kind at all to a country like Mexico (it’s filled with people who have brown skin, for fuck’s sake!!!) just so people with black skin can have less unemployment?!?! HAVEN’T THEY READ THE REAL SCIENCE THAT SAYS BLACK PEOPLE ARE LESS SMART??? Poor StoneToss. Always the loser, never the winner. It’d be kind of sad, if he wasn’t a dumbass Nazi fuck. So instead, it’s just really amusing.

The name, “Help Wanted” is supposed to be a play on the ‘help wanted’ slogan you see on job offer signs. Get it?? Because we say “help wanted” when we want to hire someone for a job but it’s actually the USA that needs help because they aren’t electing any actual Nazis like StoneToss wants. omg so clever lolll

Die for Israel...

Comic Name: Bugmen
Description: Yes, the [sic] literally restrain babies in this device: (picture of a ‘circumcision belt’, a plastic or foam body-molded tray to strap the newborn down in order to administer a circumcision)
Mouseover: Die for Israel…
Image Name: eat-the-bugs-circumcision-comic.png
Originally Published: 11/26/2019

What The Comic Is: A man is told to drink an ominous bottle of ‘Soylent’, though he smoothly passes on the offer. In the next panel, he is told to live in pod houses that are labeled with numbers, though he smoothly passes again on the offer. In the third panel he is told to eat the bugs as he’s offered a green burger full of live worms, for a third time he smoothly rejects the offer. In the fourth panel, he is told to circumcise the child; a baby belted down in a harness while wailing, though this time the man seems to seriously consider the offer.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: People eat bugs because Jews.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Circumcision isn’t a great practice, we get it. It’s literally the only thing StoneToss says that makes any agreeable sense. Of course, he can almost never leave Jews, women or some other “New World Order” bullshit out of his statements. StoneToss is such a Nazi dumbfuck that it’s like a compulsory behavior for him to ruin anything people wouldn’t hate him for saying.

In this case, he bitches about soy (can’t not bitch about soy, after all) and space-conscious housing (fuck LITERALLY THE WHOLE WORLD, living in an earth-friendly house is all a plot by JEWS). StoneToss dislikes both of those things, but what the comic primarily concerns is another bitchy commentary on ‘insect protein’. He outright names the comic “bugmen” (which, for those of you playing at home, is a derogatory term for people who are considered “brainless consumers”, unlike CHADS like StoneToss, who NEVER BUY ANYTHING EVER AND OWN NOTHING). ‘Bugmen’ therefore is a bit of a double entendre in this comic, it’s referring to eating insect protein (bugs) being a trait of the bugmen. lol get it??

StoneToss also named the image ‘eat the bugs circumcision’, just in case it’s not clear which of the issues in the comic he feels the most strongly about. StoneToss and his fellow far-right Nazi-types really, really, really hate the idea of using insects as a source of protein. Not because it’s genuinely an odd concept to them, but because it’s “not what civilized westerners do”. Of course these tools will jerk off to the power of the free market, until the free market is suddenly leaning towards something they do not like. Then it’s the JEWS! The free market would never hurt good, Christ-faithful white people like StoneToss. StoneToss of course believing in a fairy tale myth that the coveted “free market” is meant to elevate white people and oppress non-white people. Can’t seem to handle the fact it could possibly ever be used against him somehow, the stupid fuck.

StoneToss rarely comments on circumcision without commenting on Jews, and whatodyaknow, the mouse over text mentions Israel! StoneToss hints that circumcision (historically practiced by Jewish people, although its prominence in the USA was all thanks to a Christian-fundamentalist nutjob cereal man) and Israel (which owes its very creation to the United States of America) are therefore linked to the aforementioned bug burgers, soy cola and pod houses. It’s the (((JEWS))). omg. So like always, this comic takes an issue that does not need to be turned into a “white people fight against extinction versus the evil Jewish shadow empire” and turns it into exactly that. Thanks, StoneToss, you human toenail clipping.

More like closet, amirite?

Comic Name: Back Room
Description: Bedside manners.
Mouseover: More like closet, amirite?
Image Name: consenting-adults-comic.png
Originally Published: 12/5/2019

What The Comic Is: Caricatures of a trans woman and, assumedly, a trans man talk to an assembled crowd of people (children? StoneToss’ art doesn’t always convey things the best but this comic is especially shitty). The trans woman questions the crowd as to why people would care what consenting adults do in the bedroom. The scene is revealed to be a public library (maybe?? Those are bookshelves in the background, right??). One of the people (kid??) in the group wonders why the speakers would use the term ‘bedroom’ when they’re in a (maybe) library. In the background, a person with a full beard walks out of the women’s restroom.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Gay and trans pride/awareness is not the result of decades of oppression and intolerance, nor is the presence of trans and gay people ‘natural’, it’s all about spreading “gay trans” ideas to children in order to corrupt society and ‘make more people turn gay’.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Careful, StoneToss!! You’re starting to slip!!! You drew the trans woman with real breasts instead of oranges, and you didn’t even draw her with an Adam’s apple!!!!! Hell, the trans man is actually more than halfway respectably drawn (I assume they’re meant to trans, as StoneToss depicts them with the ‘gay hair swirl’ he reserves only for male characters and the caricature in general is quite different from StoneToss’ usual depiction of lesbian women). For shame, StoneToss. If you’re going to be a bigoted Nazi dumbfuck, at least put some effort into it!

Anyways, this comic leans on an idiotic alt-Right/general conservative feeling that gay and trans people (among any other non-cis white groups) are “shoving it in everyone’s faces”, it channels some serious “I DONT HATE GAY PEOPLE I JUST HATE THAT THEY SHOVE THEIR GAYNESS IN MY FACE BY DARING TO EXIST AT ALL DESPITE CONSTANT PERSECUTION” Facebook meme energy. Your typical shallow bigot might leave it at that: rejecting gay pride and trans awareness by writing it off as “being shoved down America’s throat” (god forbid a systematically oppressed people who couldn’t even get properly married to each other for hundreds of years would fight for visibility and tolerance, right?).

Your Dumber Than The Average Asshole type of bigot, like StoneToss, takes this a step further. They ask “Why do the gaymos and trans ppls INVADE our LIBRARIES to TEACH? WHEN HAS EDUCATION EVER HAPPENED IN A LIBRARY??” and the answer they come to is that gay people have to “reproduce” by spreading their ‘degeneracy’. This is tied to the bigoted thinking point that gay people can’t reproduce on their own, and if they were ‘shut up’ and not allowed to ‘shove it down our throats’, then they’d all die out (“put all the gay people on an island and there’ll be no more gay people in 100 years”). This intentionally ignores the fact that gay people aren’t “produced”, they’re just born. From straight people. But this FUCKING INFURIATES losers like StoneToss. They literally can not handle or understand that gay people occur naturally, so they have to (with knowing ignorance) construct a fake version of reality where we could easily ‘dispose’ of da gayz if we only took the necessary steps to get there. But the truth of the matter is, these homophobic bigots aren’t that stupid.

StoneToss, your intolerant parent(s), homophobic church leaders. They fucking know that if you somehow ‘got rid’ of all the current gay people, there’d be more gay people later. Because it isn’t about actually ridding the planet forever of homosexuality, it’s about using rhetoric and unreality to make it out as if gay people are somehow even less than human. Like they’re “corrupted” or something, as if it’s some kind of disease or mental illness. A way to hand wash giving birth to a gay child (“It’s not my fault he’s gay, (((democrats))) got to him first!!). Ask them, any of them, who the hell the “original gay” even came from, if homosexuality is indeed something that has to be ‘spread’, and it’s always the same vague non-answer. Some will say it was Satan, others will say it was Jewish-created propaganda. Some of the especially idiotic will literally merge those two examples together! But they’ll never be able to elaborate further, because it’s all a bigoted system of faith for them. They don’t need to really justify how they feel, they just believe they know. Because they’re stupid cunts.

“Backroom” is a play on “Bedroom”, probably meaning anal sex, which is what gay people do. Genius, I know.

*shrinks back*

Comic Name: Foreign Influence
Description: Bolsheviks.
Mouseover: *shrinks back*
Image Name: russian-meddling-comic-1.png
Originally Published: 12/9/2019

What The Comic Is: A man at a podium declares that Russia must stop meddling in their elections. He slams his hand down as the panel shows that behind the man is the AIPAC name and symbol.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The existence of the AIPAC is hypocritical because the USA cares when Russia tries to hack/directly interfere with elections.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The AIPAC, or American Israel Public Affairs Committee, is a lobby group that advocates for Israel in American policy making. Basically it’s an Israel-activist group that tries to use actions and words (and money, despite officially claiming to not donate to politicians it does so through its political action committees and other means) to sway people within the US government into further aiding Israel.

I want you to tell me if you can spot a difference in these two examples. Here’s example number 1: It’s a group of citizens forming a committee to advocate the government for something they want. Now here’s example number 2: It’s an unfriendly foreign country using hacking and targeted disinformation campaigns to directly tamper with and influence another country’s political elections. Do you see the difference? Yeah, that’s because you’re not A FUCKING IDIOT. StoneToss, however, is A FUCKING IDIOT.

I guess if the AIPAC is somehow akin to Russian election meddling, then that means… all advocacy groups are?? Funny enough though, I doubt StoneToss is going to make the same comic about groups like, say, the National Rifle Association or even something cartoonishly bigoted like the National Association for the Advancement of White People. Ah, yes, it’s only “Russian espionage-tier infiltration and political meddling” when the Jews do it. When the gun guys and the white supremacists do it, it’s just natural Americans reaffirming the USA as belonging to white people (which is the way things should be, White Jesus be blessed). Does StoneToss know that advocacy groups exist in the USA for basically every country on earth that the USA is on good terms with? Or maybe the better question is: if he does, would it matter? He’d still make the same stupid anti-Semitic comic, because he’s an idiot and doesn’t have anything else to say.

Considering the AIPAC is an AMERICAN ORGANIZATION COMPRISED OF AMERICAN CITIZENS THAT EXISTS AND OPERATES IN THE COUNTRY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, then it makes pretty much perfect fuckin’ sense that someone in the AIPAC, or someone speaking to the AIPAC (like politicians on both sides of the aisle such as Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Paul Ryan and Joe Biden all have) would say “Russia must stop interfering in our elections!”. The AIPAC and all of its members are USA citizens, StoneToss, you stupid motherfucker. Maybe this is an attempt at boogeymanning the AIPAC, making it seem (to the unaware) that AIPAC is some kind of Israel-based organization that operates in the United States. Or maybe StoneToss is just really, really stupid. Realistically speaking, it’s both.

And that’s all the time we have today, folks. Thanks for joining me for this 80th god damned installment of this shit. I hope you liked what you saw, and I hope to see you again here real soon on STONETOSS IS AN IDIOT: THE TV SHOW: THE BLOG.

StoneToss: Episode 73

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Friendly fire.

Comic Name: Revealed Preferences
Description: Black lives matter? Tell them that.
Mouseover: Friendly fire.
Image Name: blm-and-black-violence-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png
Amogus: Second panel, the blood on the man’s first finger.
Originally Published: 4/27/2021

What The Comic Is: A black man lays facedown in a pool of blood. Before him, a second black man raises a fist in representation of black power. In the second panel, this same black man is shown to have a bloody knife held behind his back.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Black people commit crimes on other black people, ergo Black Lives Matter is hypocritical.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss has desperately tried this exact rhetoric before. Whether he’s aware it never worked and is trying it again, or is so dumb he’s simply slamming against the wall as if a house fly who can’t find the doorway, is perhaps up for debate. This faux observation of “Black people want equity and don’t want to be murdered en masse by the police, yet some black people commit crimes? Curious.” is rooted in a denial of logic and racism, much like everything else in StoneToss’ miserable view of the world.

Equity and fair treatment is not some kind of all-for-one-one-for-all privilege that an entire group of people can lose their right to if someone who is the same color as them commits a crime. Funny enough, white people also kill white people and yet StoneToss never uses that as a catalyst to suggest that White Pride (something he fervently supports) is somehow hypocritical. You would then think the question would be “Well, StoneToss, which is it? Does a member of one skin color killing another member of that same skin color invalidate that whole skin color from all forms of equality?“, but this isn’t a question that needs to be asked, because StoneToss doesn’t care. As is always the case, he doesn’t give a fuck about making an argument that makes any sense, because he isn’t concerned with being logical. He just wants to hate black people, and this is his confusing and masked way of presenting it to everyone.

Anyways, this comic was obviously made in response to the April 2021 shooting of black teenager Ma’khia Bryant. Bryant was shot by police while she allegedly attacked others with a knife. While the details are still fully emerging in this case, it seems as if Bryant was clearly intending to cause harm with a deadly weapon and so some credibility is given to the officer’s decision to fire on her with their service weapon. This factoid, regardless of how accurate it may end up being, has been a powder keg for racist dumbfucks to vindicate their opinion that black people who are killed by police always deserved it or had it coming. This includes the start of protests after Bryant’s death; idiots like StoneToss posit that BLM and Antifa “jump to conclusions”, citing this as evidence that these groups an ideologies are therefore wrong about everything. Ah yes, why would anyone ever think a police shooting of a black teenager is unfounded or unjustified? They only shoot black people constantly for unjustified reasons!! But the good ol’ (male) cops didn’t do it this one single time at least (maybe!)!! Stupid dumb snowflake nig- ERMmmm…, I mean…, “BLM Supporters” (StoneToss Wink)!!!

Here’s something to chew on: If police weren’t constantly murdering black people, if they weren’t constantly being caught on camera planting drugs or freaking out at people for not following their commands no matter how little jurisdiction they have to issue those commands or pretty much any and every other deplorable and illegal thing they are constantly being found doing, then do you think people would be so quick to assume the cops acted wrongly in a situation like the Ma’Khia Bryant shooting? Reputations precede, and the police in the USA have been working for decades to make sure they have the worst reputation possible. They made their bed, and we don’t need loser bootlicker fuckwads like StoneToss to whine and cry about getting what they deserve. Yes, maybe it’s true the police officer had no other choice but the shoot Bryant in order to protect the immediate safety of others. But no, no one is in the wrong for being highly suspect that this could be yet another tragedy in a tireless sequence of police brutality and murder. Don’t wanna be suspected of murdering people? Then stop fucking murdering people.

Subtweeting hard rn


Comic Name: Unfollowed
Description: Twit -ter
Mouseover: Subtweeting hard rn
Image Name: trump-israel-comic.png
Originally Published: 10/8/2019

What The Comic Is: A closeup of a hand holding a phone shows Donald Trump’s latest tweet, reading that Isreal is the USA’s greatest ally. A man bursts through a door, crying out for “Mr. President!”. He slams his hand down on the desk of Trump himself and he explains that Trump has just posted cringe, and he is going to lose voter.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump sucks because he supports (((((((Israel))))) but it isn’t going to hurt him in the long run.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Oh, StoneToss. The turmoil you must have felt, knowing that Trump was going to be the best you ever got in terms of a nationalistic xenophobe with boner for appeasing Christian bases. That while he fulfilled your wishful thinking of a United States that was walled off from the nasty brown people, he was never going to actually build the wall. He was never going to actually block Israel on Twitter. He was so close and yet he ended up so far, and you’re never going to live to see someone ‘better’ get into the Presidency.

Trump was the best StoneToss was ever going to do. So he couldn’t exactly dump Trump completely. And so we get stupid comics like this. By this point StoneToss was no stranger to outright just making fun of Trump, but with the assurance that we’d be getting four more years of him. The demoRATS and LIBTARDs with their ANTIFABLM ALPHABET MEN thugs would be beat, despite Trump’s inability to go full Nazi. Perhaps it was StoneToss hoping that somehow this would spell the end of progressives and that Trump would end his presidency by handing it off to someone that was more like the Adolf who forged the glorious, white man’s third Reich and less like the Adolf who shot himself in the head once total and complete defeat was unavoidable.

This comic is a callback to “Speak Volumes”, an earlier comic he published about racists making podcasts and how such weak energy slacktivism wasn’t going to effect the political agendas of people like George Soros. Though in this comic, it is Trump who is depicted as being unable to harm himself. What’s the perfect way to disavow Trump without fully disowning him? Call him an idiot while insisting it won’t lose him any votes! Genius. Of course, the most hilarious thing about this comic is that StoneToss doesn’t think Trump is stupid because the man lacks any sense of civility, intelligence or ability to conduct himself coherently; nah, Trump is stupid because he recognizes Israel as an ally of the United States. Duh.

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((ISRAEL IS THE PLACE WHERE THE JEWS LIVE1!!!))

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(((THE JEWS ARE THE ONES TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!)))

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((((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))))

StoneToss: Episode 72

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What goes around...

Comic Name: Outlaw
Description: Law and disorder.
Mouseover: What goes around…
Image Name: blue-lives-matter-jail-stonetoss-political-cartoon.png
Amogus: The badge on the cop’s hat (turned upside down)
Originally Published: 4/22/2021

What The Comic Is: A police officer stands in a jail cell, his hands in cuffs. In the cell a MAGA hat wearing man, also in cuffs and sporting a Thin Blue Line shirt, smugly greets the new prisoner.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The police “betrayed” the capitol rioters on January 6, but they are now being imprisoned themselves by “radical leftist government society”, somehow vindicating the capitol rioters or proving that right-wingers are being imprisoned not for their actions but for their politics.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, people aren’t handcuffed when they’re in prison, but whatever. I guess StoneToss wanted to make 100% sure we knew they were in jail and not meeting in a purple bedroom in order to have gay-ass buttsex. And the cop is drawn with no face, almost as if he can be a stand-in for any police officer in the future who is arrested and convicted for committing a crime. So deep! And he’s wearing a little blue police onsie because he’s a fucking baby who never learned his actions have consequences. So accurate!

Anyways. StoneToss makes it quite clear who the guy sitting down is supposed to be, with the red hat and all. It’s obviously meant to be one of the rioters from the January 6 capitol riot, many of which (and growing by the day!) are being arrested, convicted and sent to prison terms. While every flavor of “I support the capitol riot” is the same shit-taste flavor, they are at least topped with different sprinkles (the sprinkles are bigoted, the whipped cream on top is from a spray can. But the spray can is racist). Some on the right decry the riot as a false flag, that it was Antifa and BLM “infiltrators” who actually ringleading or solely committing any violence or crimes. Others suggest the riots were entirely peaceful, that reports of police officers being injured and killed were only fake news and that Ashli Babbitt (the woman shot and killed by a police officer during the rioter’s break-in of the capitol building) was a peaceful protestor who was wrongly shot. But most of them agree that on that day, the police “betrayed” America, or that the police were exposed as being puppets to the fake Biden (((illuminati))) government.

StoneToss has depicted the protests as peaceful, but also made comics about the rioters (in military cosplay riot gear) stealing Pelosi’s computer, so it seems that when it comes to picking a side, he’s too much of an indecisive coward/idiot (or, in his own words, too “intelligent” and “insightful” and “sees every possible logical branch in any situation”, so how can he ever possibly join one side or the other??). He’s made a comic disavowing QAnon as being a conspiracy started by the (((Jews))), so really where he stands on what the capitol riots were or why is up for anyone to debate. Really, he doesn’t seem to have any clear idea on what they were (were they based? Peaceful? A (((false flag)))?) and seems to go with whatever he thinks at the moment, which is very much classic StoneToss. But this all takes us back to Derek Chauvin ending up in prison.

StoneToss seems to be of the opinion that police officers, who did their job and protected people from violent rioters, were betrayers of liberty on January 6th. They betrayed the very same Thin Blue Line cultists that worship and bootlick them (isn’t it curious how the rioters supported police, but still were stopped from committing crimes? Curious). StoneToss bitches relentlessly about supposed shadow government “new world order” illuminati conspiracies, but funnily enough it seems that, in this situation, what he’s upset about is that there isn’t a shadowy cabal of string-pullers who are getting all of the Thin Blue Line cultists off the hook for their peaceful murdering of a police officer and that, unfortunately enough, the actions of the rioters have consequences. There is nothing funny, ironic or cathartic about an officer going to prison alongside capitol rioters. StoneToss is just a manbaby who doesn’t like that you can’t commit crimes even if you’re a bootlicker.

Yeah, I'll "monitor" my re-election vote for you real good, buddy,

Comic Name: Acta Non Verba
Description: Et tu, Trumpus?
Mouseover: Yeah, I’ll “monitor” my re-election vote for you real good, buddy.
Image Name: trump-monitoring-the-situation-comic.png
Originally Published: 9/30/2019

What The Comic Is: Antifa and Facebook banhammer-wielding gladiators menacingly corner a Trump gladiator in a colosseum arena. The Trump gladiator shouts for aid from Emperor Trump, though Trump merely shouts back that he is “monitoring the situation” as he reclines on his bench, drinking wine and being served grapes.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump doesn’t give a shit about his cultists.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Nope, StoneToss is right! Trump didn’t/doesn’t care about his supporters. He’s never cared. They’re just stooges and potential scam victims for his shady donation drives. Though what exactly StoneToss was expecting Trump to do about things like Twitter and Facebook is questionable. Did he expect Trump to use some kind of executive action to control Facebook? Isn’t that exactly the kind of thing StoneToss hates about governments?? Like Outlaw, this comic goes to show that StoneToss’ worldview has zero fundamental values or principles, he just wants people he doesn’t like to be controlled by the government, and he wants the people he does like to get off with their crimes. This is because StoneToss is a fucking manbaby.

“Acta Non Verba”, the comic’s title, loosely translates from Latin as “Deeds, not words”, which is a pretty common saying among those who value themselves as being very badass. In this case, StoneToss is calling out Trump for never doing anything. Fruit that hangs so low it’s touching the goddamned grass. The description is a parody of the phrase “Et tu, Brute?” (or, “and you, Brutus?”) the famous (and fictional) final words of Roman leader and dictator Julius Caesar (in the Shakespeare play Julius Caesar, where the line is most often pulled from ((though it did appear in even earlier plays, such as Henry VI, Part III also by Shakespeare and Caesar Interfectus by another dead guy named Richard Edes)), the line is not even the character of Caesar’s last words, that would be his next line: “Then fall Caesar!“). But okay, I digress: point being is that StoneToss is shit. It’s just his way of dramatically acting betrayed by Donald Trump for being #JustLikeTheOtherPoliticians and not sending the US military to raid Facebook HQ or something. Once again, StoneToss wishes he could have everything perfectly tailored to his tastes (Trump uses his powers as President to control Facebook’s policies) while still maintaining his tough guy bigbrain do not tread on me principles (that the gubment will not infringe on free liberty).

He even suggests he’s not going to vote for Trump in 2020, despite going on to make numerous comics about Trump winning in 2020. So he fervently wants Trump to win, but he personally doesn’t want to vote for Trump in order to maintain his façade as an ultra-libertarian liberty minuteman badass freedom American warrior; or in other words: StoneToss is a fucking idiot.

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StoneToss: Episode 62

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Cool, when are you leaving?

Comic Name: It’s Great Turtles All the Way Down
Description: Home sweet home.
Mouseover: Cool, when are you leaving?
Image Name: go-back-to-where-you-came-from-comic1.png
Originally Published: 6/23/2019

What The Comic Is: A redneck man in a confederate flag shirt and MAGA hat tells an unseen person to go back where they came from. A Native American appears from behind the redneck and quips “Cool, when are you leaving?” However, it is shown that there is a second Native American (seemingly of different tribe or region) behind the first, poking him and quipping the same thing, “Cool, when are you leaving?”. A third Native American (again, seemingly of different tribe/region) pokes the second from behind and quips the same thing. From the edge of the panel, a fourth identical word bubble can be seen, indicating an endless chain of Native Americans complaining about each other stealing land.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: It’s okay for European settlers to genocide the entirety of the Native American population, and to carry this oppression into present day, because “they Natives conquered each other before we got there”.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: It’s not wrong to point out that Native American tribes fought with each other. Yeah, they weren’t all peace loving nature lovers who sang with the all the colors of the wind. They were people, too. They murdered, raped, enslaved and conquered one another. Or at least some of them did. What an intelligent and insightful argument! The Native American people were deeper than cartoon hippies, wow StoneToss. You get a big A+ on your Freshman year history report, you rancid little buttfuck.

So it’s true that some Native Americans conquered and warred with other Native Americans. Some tribes were even notorious for being kind of dicks. And really, maybe things that happened hundreds of years ago would be water under the bridge; like the bringing of diseases such as Small Pox or the flu to the Native Americans (diseases that ended up killing almost 90% of some Native populations), or the infamous Trail of Tears. I mean, it wasn’t like Europeans knew what infectious disease was or that they could’ve spread it to other people. And the Trail of Tears happened, like, 400 years ago! (Well, actually it officially ended more like only 150 years ago, nary a handful of generations have passed since).

“Everyone conquered everyone at some point in time” is a really weak and flaccid way of handwaving away the focused and intentional ethnic genocides that the American settlers carried out on the Native people (you also see the same kind of handwaving being done concerning slavery in America. Okay sure, many different people were slaves to others at some point in history, but the point is that Americans utilizing African slaves is both relatively recent and also something that has carried over to social issues and oppression that fully exists today). Americans purposely drove the Native Americans to near extinction, going so far as to attempt to fully genocide them through the use of sterilization- something that occurred as early as only 50 years ago, in the 1970’s. So yeah, safe to say that Europeans did a bit more than your standard conquering of the Native Americans. They full-on genocided them. As recent as the 1970’s. To this day, deep racism and oppression still exists between white Americans and Native peoples. Petty warfare from over 100 years ago is not exactly equal to trying to kill literally every Native American or sterilize them in an attempt to shrink their population.

In reality, it’s totally accurate and fair to point out that most early American settlers (from the 1700’s into the 1800’s) literally just came to America on fucking boats. Just came on over. So when some redneck fuckwit is whining about “people going back where they came from”, there’s a very real lack of self-awareness and hypocrisy. StoneToss doesn’t like this, so he tries to shift the conversation onto the Native Americans, spinning some story of “they were conquering each other, too!!”, as if what they did to each other matches at all in severity or longevity to what the whites did.

The name of the comic is a reference to the saying “It’s turtles all the way down!”, a humorous adage for an infinite regression. StoneToss is trying to compare this to an “infinite regression” of Native Americans stealing land from other Native Americans. Unfortunately, bullshit runs up hill (unlike StoneToss who probably couldn’t run up a hill to save his life) and it doesn’t get much more bullshit than focused genocide.

So like usual, StoneToss refuses to make an honest observation. He knows he can’t, because it means facing the reality that his shitty, weakling fascist world view is complete bullshit. Oh the drama!

People still think nazis make soap and lampshades out of people.

Image Name: Tabloid
Description: “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
― Thomas Jefferson
Mouseover: People still think the nazis make soap and lampshades out of people.
Image Name: conspiracy-theories-comic.png
Originally Published: 8/1/2019

What The Comic Is: A man sits on a park bench reading a news paper. He is alarmed to see another man stroll by, bedecked in a “Believe UFOs” t-shirt and tinfoil hat. Scoffing in dismissal, the man goes back to reading his paper. The headline is shown to read “Russian Collusion!” with a picture of Donald Trump.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: We live in a BOTTOMTEXT SOCIETY where people think it’s crazy to believe in UFOs and brain scanning, but actively believe similar conspiracy theories if they’re printed in the (((jews paper))).

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Hey you know what has no evidence of existing? Alien UFOs from another planet. You know what has a lot of evidence for existing? Trump contacting Russia, possibly for aid in the 2016 Presidential election. You know what is wild and very difficult to prove? That UFOs from alien planets exist. You know what is very real and practical to prove? Russian meddling in the USA’s election. So you know what’s not really comparable? Outlandish UFO theories and factual trails of evidence. Haha, isn’t it so curious that people will scoff at UFO conspiracies but believe what every honest news source reports on????? Curious. Very curious, that. Very BOTTOMTEXT curious.

Curious, it is, that StoneToss is so fucking obsessed with human lampshades and human soap in the Holocaust. We get it, you neo-nazi fuckwad, those are things with either very little evidence or outright evidence proving they didn’t exist (in the case of the “human soap”, as discussed on this blog in the past). But they’re hardly “conspiracy theories”, more like simple legends that do not bare such zealous and repeated defending. Of course, this is because StoneToss is too much of a coward to be more outright about what he really means. In reality, bitching about the lampshade and soap myths are his way of subtly coding that he’s denying the Holocaust entirely, to some great or total length. So with the mouse over text in mind, we know that this comic is only tangentially about the Russian collusion business: StoneToss is quietly making this about Holocaust denial.

You know what has no evidence for existing? UFOs. You know what is therefore then accurately described as a fringe belief? UFOs. You know what has overwhelming belief for having existed and been carried out? The Holocaust. So you know what is therefore then accurately described as a fringe, bigoted conspiracy theory if it’s subscribed to? Holocaust denial. This comic is basically just StoneToss throwing a little tantrum because people don’t believe his shitty Anti-Semitic dogshit yet they believe Donald Trump might, shockingly, be a criminal. Fuck off, StoneToss.

Ah yes, but over 200 years ago a random slave owner/potential pedophile said news papers are bad. Almost like back in that day there was no regulation of who could print or say what and news was completely untrustworthy with no established and reputable media sources. JuSt LiKe ToDaY amirite? Fuck you, StoneToss.



StoneToss: Episode 60 (Special Edition 4)

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Author’s Foreword: IT’S BEEN 60 EPISODES OF THIS SHIT YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Offended? Don't worry, 41% of you won't later.

Comic Name: EndGayme
Description: Hmm, what did I mean by this?
Mouseover: Offended? Don’t worry, 41% of you won’t later.
Image Name: transgender-suicides-comic1.png
Originally Published: 6/20/2019

What The Comic Is: A weird Easter egg alien man dons a Fortnite cosmetic, proclaiming that it shall show bigots the power of its community. The egg man snaps his cosmetic before dissolving into vapors.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That you dissolve into a sort of gaseous cloud when you get Thanos snapped, instead of turning into a bunch of triangles. Also, wasn’t the snapper immune to the effect of the snap?

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss learns things. It’s true. He’s an idiot, but by god does the boy learn things. When he wants to. Which isn’t incredibly often, true enough to say. But you can tell a lot about StoneToss based off of how deeply he explores an issue in his comics, most obviously you can tell exactly how much he knows about something. When StoneToss is making a comic about something he knows a lot about (or at least knows a bunch of bigoted mis-truths about) he will more often than not hide meaning in layers of obscure references or double speak.

StoneToss doesn’t know anything about trans suicide. That’s why all of his comics concerning the topic are skin deep “lol trans people kill themselves, unlike any other demographic of people, especially white cis-gendered single males like myself xD lolz”. He is incapable of providing a deeper commentary, and therefore making a more convoluted comic, about it. Also, the last panel only shows a single one of the four trans people (creatively depicted as literal trans flag humanoids) disappearing into vapor (the one in the background to the left looks like it also may be vaporizing too, but it’s hard to tell because StoneToss was so lazy with his copypasting). This is only very minor, but “41%” lives in StoneToss’ head entirely rent free, so it’s amusing to watch him have a chance to somehow depict that, and then actually only show a sample of 25% of the pictured trans people die. Unless the joke is that, if Thanos were trans, she would have used the snap to kill herself. Which in that case, only a single person died. Also, doesn’t the snap kill 50% of all living people? Can the snapper choose the number? Can they specifically target people? If you’re going to kill yourself, why do you need a Thanos snap? If the “power” of the trans community is that they have access to the Infinity Glove with all the Marvel Stones, I would argue that makes the trans community pretty fucking powerful. Oh, but here I am, pointlessly overthinking a comic that StoneToss put no thought into.

In reality if the trans community had the power of the gauntlet (which seems to broadly be “you have the power over everything, or whatever”) they’d probably use it to make the world a safer place for trans individuals, thus dramatically lowering any suicide rates the demographic suffers from. This doesn’t fit StoneToss and his clown world narrative where trans people are mentally ill, though.

Would you fuck Thanos if she got boob implants? I’m not saying I would, but I am also not confirming I wouldn’t.

Two can play that game.

Comic Name: A Thin Line
Description: It’s ok to be huwhite.
Mouseover: Two can play that game.
Image Name: lefty-vs-right-wing-memes-comic.png
Originally Published: 6/25/2019

What The Comic Is: A gay man holds up a picture he drew of a greedy, evil banker, making sure to point out the banker is white with a label and arrow. The man he shows this picture to takes out a red marker and draws a big nose on the banker, much to the gay man’s shock and alarm.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Leftists are racist against white people.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss has complained about this before, this nonexistent hypocrisy where people only hate the rich until you point out that “most of the rich are Jewish!”. No one fucking cares if a part of the wealthy are Jewish, lol. No one thinks it’s Anti-Semitic to want dump on the wealthy if one or more of those wealthy turn out to be Jewish. No one shudders and sweats when you say “Oh, you hate the wealthy elite? Don’t you know JEWISH people are part of the wealthy elite?“, no one believes it’s suddenly uncomfortable. Even for StoneToss and his fake little cope hugbox reality this has always been particularly reaching and sad.

So then, on to the second part of this nonexistent hypocrisy. StoneToss believes leftists are racist against white people, but if you point out that Jewish people are “just as bad” as white people (or simply lump them in with white people) that all of a sudden the same leftists get uncomfortable. I would argue most people are actually pretty receptive to listening to any examples of a sort of “Jewish Privilege” (minor and petty as such a discussion would relatively be, at least), when those examples are fair and realistic. If StoneToss and idiots like him are really, truly concerned with expanding conversation on how different people fit into society, then you’d imagine they wouldn’t constantly muddy the waters with Anti-Semitic hatred and misinformation. Almost like they’re not concerned with social justice at all, and in reality are just bigoted. Huh.

And finally, on to the third part of the nonexistent hypocrisy. No one hates the rich because the rich are white, for fuck’s sake. No leftist memes about eating the rich include “THE RICH ARE WHITE AND EVIL LOL”. It’s just StoneToss getting upset that you can not deny that most of the wealthy in the USA are white because other people were systematically oppressed and kept down, so all he can do is deflect and cry “b-but Jews too…“. The image name of the comic highlights the real commentary StoneToss is trying to make: that “Rightist memes” are BASED and “Leftist memes” are being cowardly and only picking at low hanging fruit, afraid to be BASED like the BASED Right. The “Thin Line” referenced in the title is concerning the Jews themselves. In the comic, the ‘thin line’ is the nose drawn onto the banker. In real life, it’s the thin line between being cucked and not cucked

Basically, it’s just trying to equate childish Anti-Semitism as being less “restricted” by PC censorship. Which is par for the course for StoneToss. He is an idiot, after all.

The only issue that matters this election is social media censorship.

Comic Name: SAD!
Description: A remix of one of my earlier comics in reference to Reddit’s quarantining of r/The_Donald.
Mouseover: The only issue that matters this election is social media censorship.
Image Name: right-vs-left-censorship-comic.png
Originally Published: 6/27/2019

What The Comic Is: In the first panel, Donald Trump is flashing the “OK” hand signal. This panel is labeled as “Right”. In the second panel shows a blow hand mushing Trump’s lips shut. This panel is labeled as “Left”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The_Donald was banned because leftists censor people.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: r/The_Donald was a subreddit on Reddit.com that gained a massive spike in popularity around early to mid-2015 as Trump’s presidential campaign was hitting fever swings. It started out fairly slow, but the subreddit quickly exploded into a very active and heavily pro-Trump community that made it expressly against the rules to criticize or say anything bad about Donald Trump or else you would be immediately permbanned.

In addition to the harsh censorship that the sub became infamous for, it also didn’t take very long for the sub to become openly bigoted. While the moderators did a token job of cleaning up threads that were homophobic or transphobic, they did nothing to stop comments in threads. As a personal frequent lurker of the sub, I would witness a thread that was, say, concerning the “classic” family unit (nuclear family: man, wife, son, daughter). The thread itself wasn’t explicitly homophobic (I mean, it was only implying it), but the comments would be stuff like “homosexuals are degenerates”. People would be downvoted for defending homophobia.

Eventually, the sub was banned. Was it because leftist cuck soyboys couldn’t handle the BASED REDPILL BASEDNESS WINNING of the Pussyhound Chads that frequented The_Donald? Fuck no, it’s because the stupid motherfuckers/obvious Russian influencers were repeatedly calling for violence. So the sub was quarantined, as inciting violence is a breach of Reddit’s global ToS. Eventually it would go on to be gutted (the mods all removed as their accounts were all in violation of Reddit ToS) and then finally banned.

The original comic that this one was based on had the blue arm of Twitter silencing the Rightist, and it’s reproduced here as if it was Twitter that banned the subreddit? It was Reddit who banned The_Donald, not Twitter. And they banned The_Donald for, as is so often the case in situations where dumbfuck alt-righters get banned, violating rules of the platform.

That Trump is doing the “OK” hand signal in the first panel essentially turns this comic into one that says “RIGHT: CASUAL DISPLAYS OF VIELED RACISM” and “LEFT: BANNING PEOPLE FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AGAINST WEBSITE RULES”, and StoneToss somehow sees this as victimizing to him. What a dumbass!

There's a reason why there's never been a European Stonetoss.


Comic Name: The F word
Description: Happy 4th of July!
Mouseover: There’s a reason why there’s never been a European StoneToss.
Image Name: american-freedom-comic1.png
Originally Published: 7/4/2019

What The Comic Is: A British man postures, wondering what “freedom” that people in the USA have compared to the UK and their universal healthcare. A redneck with bad teeth, complete with a MAGA hat and confederate flag shirt, coyly shoots back that they have “The N-word”. The British man, unamused, answers back “The blood N-word? You mean Ni-“, though he is cut off before completing the word. The final panel shows the British man in court, having been arrested and put on trial for uttering the obscenity.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: British people go to jail for saying the N-word because it’s an oppressive regime of PC culture and freedom from life-ruining medical debt is not worth living under such tyranny.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, it can be legally punishable in court to call someone a “nigger” in the USA. Second of all, it is not against the law to use the word in the Britain or seemingly anywhere else in the UK. At any rate, you don’t get arrested and put into jail like a thief or murderer for it. In both countries, using the word can constitute as a hate crime or help implicate a crime as being racially motivated. So this comic is total clown world bullshit, even by StoneToss standards (and that is really saying something). I mean, StoneToss literally never, ever right about any of the garbage he comes up with, but there’s at least some inkling of reality that it tethers onto it an attempt to pass itself off as truth. This is pure, unadulterated fictional reality shit.

I also love how StoneToss downplays universal healthcare, but the best he can do is to try haphazardly compare it to a vague “freedom of speech”, so he’s not even invalidating universal healthcare, he’s just trying to make a confusing and vague claim that it’s not worth having if it means you can’t use racist words, but the two things aren’t mutually exclusive in the first place let alone the fact that it’s not illegal to use the word in the UK.

StoneToss muses that there’s never been a European StoneToss, implying that censorship and PC culture prevent someone from making terrible webcomics if they’re in Europe. Yeah, StoneToss. The reason there’s no one else as stupid as you is just because they’re being censored. Keep telling yourself that, you weakling bitch.

"fellow whites"


Comic Name: Frown Note
Description: Good boy.
Mouseover: “fellow whites”
Image Name: dog-whistle-comic.png
Originally Published: 4/9/2019

What The Comic Is: A playful dog jumps up on its human. The man, laughing, bids the dog ‘down’ and gives a blast of his dog whistle. To the man’s surprise, a gay man in a Human Rights Campaign t-shirt falls to the ground, reeling under the whistle’s effect.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Everything is a dog whistle to liberals and people who are part of the “insane left”, because Jews.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This is probably a reference specifically to the “OK” hand gesture being co-opted as a dog whistle for white supremacy. A ‘dog whistle’ is a term for a phrase or action that is only distinguishable to certain people, much like a real dog whistle (which, when blown into, produces a note in such a pitch that it can not be heard by humans, but is usually very annoying to dogs, who are capable of hearing the note).

StoneToss depicts the gay man in a shirt bearing the Human Rights Campaign (or HRC) logo. The HRC is an organization supporting gay, lesbian, queer and transgender individuals in their fights for equal rights. So, essentially it’s helping a bunch of people that StoneToss wishes did not exist. Why he picked the HRC out of anyone else to call out in his comic is unknown. The HRC has had a few lukewarm controversies, but nothing major and nothing really around the time period this comic was drawn. Likely it’s just StoneToss bitching about gay rights groups in general calling out dog whistles, trying to mock them as “thinking everything/anything is a dog whistle”.

And who taught them that everything the right does is a dog whistle??? Is it the hundreds of years of Conservatives oppressing homosexuals, the constant abuses and attacks suffered by the gay community from groups of people who are almost always signaling their hatred through code and euphemism when they aren’t outright professing it? No lol it’s the Jews obviously(?).

The comic name is a reference to the mythological “brown note”, or a sound frequency said to cause a human to lose control of their bowels should they ever hear it played. In this case, we can assume StoneToss is trying to make yet another “gay poop” joke, because he’s fucking stupid. The description is the petname that StoneToss wishes his wife’s bull would give him, if he had a wife who had a bull.




StoneToss: Episode 49

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Comic Name: Renew Normal 
Description: Still waiting on that hope and change…
Mouseover: The king is dead. Long live the king.
Image Name: biden-president-normal-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/21/2021

What The Comic Is: President Joe Biden swears in on a bible. A woman in the crowd comments that the country is finally returning to normalcy. Drone strikes are shown destroying buildings and killing people in the next panel.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump never drone striked anyone.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: First of all, it’s worth noting that as of this comic’s publishing, Biden was President for literally less than 24 fucking hours. This is the common rhetoric concerning incoming presidents; harshly judging them immediately for things happening in their presidency, especially when those things were caused by the outgoing administration. As people on the Right tend to be especially dishonest and subversive, it is commonly seen most extremely by Rightists. It was very, very obviously going to happen with Biden and already Trumpists have been condemning Biden for daily Covid deaths (partly out of a sense of “I’m totally being ironic!” irony and partly because they are legitimately trying to shift blame to Biden).

Trump supporters have also went to lengths to erase much of Trump’s aggressive foreign policy and war mongering. This is partly because they want to live in a constructed clown world fantasy where Trump is an isolationist who doesn’t care about the middle east, and partly because they want to live in a constructed clown world fantasy where Trump is an isolation- Oh, wait. Never mind, that’s the whole reason, actually. You see Trump supporters share lots of images listing the wars started by previous Presidents, with Trump having started zero, but that was kind of not for a lack of trying. Trump supporters mumble and look at their untied shoelaces when you mention Trump’s disastrous handling of North Korea (or they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time), or Trump’s attempt to coerce a foreign power into colluding against a political opponent (or they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time) or when Trump signed off on more drone strikes than Obama did (or StoneToss makes an idiotic fucking comic that is completely devoid of factual truth, and then they insist it was 5D Chess the whole time). Remember when Obama tried to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to “find” enough ballots to cause an election win in his party’s favor? Haha, me neither. I guess that’s just more of Trump’s 5D Treason, er, I mean, Chess. 

The comic’s name is a play on “New Normal”, which the state a government/economy/general society ends up in after some form of crisis. Normally, Biden taking over Trump’s disaster of a Presidency would be the end of a crisis, but StoneToss is warping the old saying to imply that we’re not going to a new normal, but renewing the old one (the one where Obama did less drone strikes than Trump, I guess). As always, StoneToss’s dumb joke works against him because in reality, yes, we are renewing normal. We’re going back to the way things used to be, when the President of the United States wasn’t a fucking laughing stock who constantly embarrassed himself and the nation while committing different forms of treason every other month or so. The name my also be a play on “No New Normal”, a vague social movement opposing Covid safety policies and the changing of Presidential administrations. No New Normal is fairly obscure and rather fringe, but it’s also stupid and anti-intelligence, so it would be little surprise if StoneToss were a proponent of it.

At the comic’s heart, though, is your typical limpdicked “blame the new President for shit on his first day, make sure to include all the stuff the outgoing Administration left for him”. While leftists are known to do this same thing, it is overwhelmingly a tactic employed by the Right. Almost as if their primary means of operation, perhaps even their only means of operation, is to knowingly be dishonest.

Comic Name: Acquired Taste
Description: *snifffff*
Mouseover: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*
Image Name: boobs-butt-and-feet-comic.png
Originally Published: 2/5/2019

What The Comic Is: A man wearing a ‘boobs’ shirt is approached by a man wearing an ‘ass’ shirt. Ass man extends a hand to boobs man, who takes it as the two men come to peace with each other. They suddenly turn, angry, as they both look upon a man in a ‘feet’ shirt, who is hideously malformed. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Feet is such a gross preference that it required a comic mocking it.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: It’s too bad StoneToss is a shithead, because for most other artists a comic like this would’ve just been a playful jab at people with foot fetishes. One might even initially believe that’s all this comic is, though you really need to remember that the context of the strip is “StoneToss drew this”, which means it’s rarely as benign as you may originally think.

This is also one of the first StoneToss comics that took off as an actual meme, with people making edits of it to replace ‘boobs’, ‘ass’ and ‘feet’ with different pop culture franchises/whatever else. StoneToss in general seemed poised to take off into very main stream view around the early part of 2019, though it didn’t take very long for most people to learn that he was a bigoted shitwad. Thus, his comics stopped being meme’d and he hasn’t ever gotten into mainstream focus ever again. How sad.

It’s very telling that of all the extreme fetishes or body parts StoneToss could’ve made fun of with the deformed man, he chose one as tame as feet. As if StoneToss couldn’t possibly be anymore of a lame, sex-negative bible-licking beta male, he goes off and whines about foot fetishists. I have to reiterate and drive home that if this comic were drawn by anyone other than StoneToss (or an equally stupid bigot) that this comic would easily pass as playful ribbing, but StoneToss fucking hates women and he really hates sex. That his hatred of the female race and sex would manifest in an intense disdain for anything beyond very vanilla tastes is not at all surprising.

The comic’s name is “acquired taste”, which is of course used in reference to food dishes that might have very strong or unique flavors that take several attempts of partaking upon before one builds up a ‘taste’ for the meal. StoneToss is likely trying to imply something along the lines of “liking boobs and ass is natural, but you have to (((acquire taste))) for sinful, church-unapproved things like feet”. StoneToss literally can’t let other people fucking exist without wondering how he can construe them as being the product of some facet of societal collapse.

Comic Name: Segregation 
Description: White Flight.
Mouseover: Pool’s closed, cracka.
Image Name: one-race-the-human-race-comic.png
Originally Published: 2/17/2019

What The Comic Is: A gay man declares there is one race, the human race. He is booted out of an NAACP room.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Reverse Racism exists.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: The NAACP, or The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, is an organization started in 1909 by white liberals in the aftermath of a massive race riot that occurred in the city of Illinois capital of Springfield. The riot was about your typical libtard snowflake crybaby things, like constant racial violence against blacks, lynching, etc. 

The NAACP was started as an organization to help in the elimination of racial segregation and inequality at all levels of society. They have never excluded white people from this mission statement or even their organization. White people can even join the NAACP as a member, and have served in leadership positions for it in the past. The NAACP is not against the notion of “one race”, it’s literally their entire MO. 

Nothing, to the best of this author’s knowledge, spurred the creation of this comic. No scandal of the NAACP denouncing white people or removing them from any event took place. This is a complete and total fabrication of reality wherein StoneToss is upset that an organization exists for a group of people who faced extrajudicial murders based on their skin color. He’s done this many times before, of course, with errant whining about Affirmative Action, though this comic is especially victim card-y and dishonest. He insinuates the NAACP is somehow racist because it’s a support system for black people, which only goes to prove the old adage of “To the privileged, equality feels like oppression”. When the privileged is also stupid, however, this counts doubly so.

+1 point for the Pools Closed reference, -eleventybilliontrillionmillioninfinitybillion points for being a shit as fuck comic.

StoneToss: Episode 48

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Comic Name: Faustian Bargain
Description: Papers, please.
Mouseover: at least their food is spicy, right?
Image Name: legal-immigration-hell-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/22/2019

What The Comic Is: A man stands before the gates of a literal hell-scape. He urges that the entrance to the realm of fire and demons be sealed off, though his friend interrupts that it’s okay as long as the demons come legally.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Legal immigration is just as bad as illegal immigration.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: I love how StoneToss goes through the trouble of metaphorically representing Mexico as literal demon and bat-infested hell, but then feels he isn’t making the obvious comparison quite obvious enough so he directly spells it out with the mouseover, just so all of his very intelligent fans know exactly who he’s talking about. 

We could spend more time talking about how big brain and layered StoneToss is with his direct comparison of Mexico as being actual hell, but let’s talk about the second man in the comic. This is perhaps just my interpretation may or may not be right, but the second man bears a hairstyle that is strikingly similar to how StoneToss draws Donald Trump’s hair. He has never, so far as this author knows, drawn hair quite like that on anyone other than Trump. It seems then, that the comic is complaining about Donald Trump’s immigration stance, which StoneToss seems to have originally hoped was a policy of literally “no immigration at all, no Mexicans allowed”, but is now unhappy to find that Trump was an advocate for some degree of legal immigration. Truly, you can tell that StoneToss is void of all xenophobia with a stance as neutral and fair as “NO IMMIGRATION AT ALL”.

The description is a reference to the occasional legal policy of “stop and frisk”, a form of legislation that gives law enforcement officers the ability to stop and search those they feel are suspicious, at their complete discretion. It’s been expanded into ‘stop and identify’, which in some states has given officers an authority to request to see identification papers, obviously targeted towards illegal immigration. There’s obviously a lot wrong with this, not least of all being that it’s preposterous to demand citizens keep verification of their identity on them at all times. StoneToss seems to be also referencing the indie game “Papers, Please“, a game where you play the part of a border control agent checking the legal documents of citizens in a fictional country reminiscent of Soviet-era Russia. Papers, Please is set in a dystopian fascist regime so it’s unclear* why StoneToss would draw reference to it when talking about his ideal vision of the USA.

A ‘Faustian Bargain’ is a quintessential “deal with the devil”, in which one sacrifices some deep moral fiber of their being in exchange for material possessions like wealth or power. Sort of like if you were to betray your closest friend in order to get a million dollars or something along those lines. What’s the ‘Faustian Bargain’ in this comic? Donald Trump is betraying his moral character by… not totally opposing all immigration? Perhaps he meant to imply that Trump was only trying to curry favor with voters by not being strictly anti-all immigration, thus selling out his morality in exchange for attracting more votes? It’s unclear what StoneToss was trying to imply with the comic title, but do rest assured that whatever it was, it’s fucking stupid.

*spoken in sarcasm

Comic Name: Deal Breaker
Description: More like Fart of the Deal…
Mouseover: Donald (((J))) Trump
Image Name: trump-border-wall-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/31/2019

What The Comic Is: Donald Trump addresses a crowd of people, rescinding his promise to build a border wall. Eventually, he offers natural barriers as a solution to the wall.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Trump is a Jew and a cuck because he didn’t build a based border wall and stop all Mexicans from entering the USA; also, StoneToss unironically believed Trump was going to actually build the wall.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: It’s hilarious to go back and see how Trump-positive StoneToss was before he started making comics like this. Literally overnight he went from deepthroating Trump to accusing him of being an instrument of the “Jewish world order”. 

One of Donald Trump’s biggest campaign promises in the 2016 election was that a border wall separating the entirety of the border between the USA and Mexico would be constructed, of unspecified height and thickness, and most ridiculous of all was that Mexico would somehow pay for it. You would have to immensely fucking stupid to ever think Trump was going to build a border wall, or that Mexico would actually pay for any of it. I mean, you’d need to be gullible on a level of an actual young child. So of course, StoneToss immediately bought it hook line and sinker. When Trump didn’t give him the thing that any functioning human over the age of maybe 11 or 12 knew was a promise that was totally impossible to ever keep, StoneToss got mad and called him a Jew.

Lol.

StoneToss: Episode 47

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Comic Name: Capitol Gains
Description: How it’s done.
Mouse Over: Never send a trans woman to do a man’s job.
Image Name: washington-dc-capitol-trump-protest-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/7/2021

What The Comic Is: An Antifa pajama man stands in front of Starcucks Coffee, the sign of which is incorrectly centered but StoneToss was too lazy to frame the background better in order to make his stupid joke. The Antifa man proclaims his desire to bring down the establishment, having tossed a small block of uncooked meat into the window of his local Starcucks. Before he can finish his proclamation, two terrorists barrel through him, holding stolen materials taken from the US Government. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Terrorism is BASED.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: January 6th 2021 will forever be marked as one of the most historically significant moments in the USA. Trump-supporters, unhappy with reality, protested in Washington D.C. over Trump’s loss in the 2020 Presidential election. Spurred on by weeks of Trump falsely claiming the election was stolen, a chunk of these protestors decided to become The Greatest Patriots Of All Time And Space ruin their lives and get sent to jail.

On its own, this comic isn’t much past face value. It’s just a stupid comic that Antifa are cucks while the D.C. terrorists “got the job done” and “did it the right way” (whatever the fuck StoneToss thinks that means). However, with this comic, StoneToss is doing two things. First of all, he’s making his stance on the issue clear: MAGA was behind the riot. This is important, as the riot has begun to separate and confuse groups of right wingers, who can’t agree on just who started it or who was behind it. Popular lie-fueled conspiracy theories are that Antifa or Black Lives Matter activists actually organized or crisis-acted the entire thing, or that it wasn’t a ‘”riot” at all, and all that happened was some people broke into and walked around some buildings (this shit-take is especially heinous, given how much video footage evidence of rioting was captured, but whatever, I never said these theories were intelligent or made in anything other than complete bad faith).

Second, StoneToss not only actively supports the riot, but he believes something of significance was achieved by it. I mean, I guess that’s true, if you consider dozens of felony charges and prison sentences to be something fitting the criteria of “significant”. In the comic the two men are carrying a computer labeled “Speaker Pelosi”, obviously meant to be a reference to the computers and computer hard drives that domestic terrorists stole from Government property. The line of thinking behind the theft of the computers is that tons of Socialist Communistic Chinese Child Porn And Plans To Commit 9/11 A Second Time Only Using Unborn Fetuses And Christian Churches Instead Of Towers will be discovered by intelligent, paint-huffing rednecks who know as much about hacking into computers as they do about not beating their girlfriends. 

In reality, all of the stolen hard drives are basically worthless because no classified or important information is actually stored on them. Rather, that information is kept on secured servers. The hope for the to-be incarcerated, then, is that Pelosi pulls a Hillary and keeps random information on her computer. These people are going to be put into prison, lose their jobs and have permanent felonies for the rest of their entire lives just to find out Pelosi installed Microsoft Solitaire on her shitty Government-issued laptop. 

But it’s not what the comic says so much as it is what StoneToss himself says. StoneToss Tweeted constantly as the riots were ongoing, celebrating and cheering the vandalism on. StoneToss is spinning the riots in a way that is different from the popular talking points of “Antifa did it” or “It wasn’t that bad, the media lied”. StoneToss is using the riots as some stupid example of “White/Right Superiority”, depicting Antifa or BLM rioters as disorganized hoodlums who break shop windows, while the D.C. terrorists were ‘getting the job done’, with their Gravy Seals LARP costumes and their random destruction and theft. Because nothing says “getting the job done right” quite like a mob of frenzied cultists beating a member of “The Thin Blue Line” to death with American flags while singing songs about American liberty. 

Comic Name: Echo
Description: Flip floppers.
Mouseover: Do as I say, not as I do.
Image Name: law-and-order-trump-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/12/2021

What The Comic Is: Trump tweets from a phone as he stands before a scene of an Antifa-esque riot. An Antifa pajama man stands before the D.C. terrorist riot. In unison, the pair proclaim “Law and order!”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Antifa is hypocritical because they rioted in the past.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: This comic is pretentious. True literary pretentiousness is when you use intentionally complex or verbose words or iconography to relay a message that, when reduced to its basic parts, doesn’t really fucking mean anything. So, what was the purpose of having Trump stand on the side of the Antifa riot and the Antifa guy on the side of the D.C. riot? I have no fucking clue, and it’s likely that neither does StoneToss.

StoneToss, to his credit, generally draws shit pretty straight forward. Even if there’s hidden or double meanings or deeper context, he doesn’t usually make his shit so difficult to understand. He clearly wanted to be very dramatic with this strip, complete with the Antifa guy very dramatically breaking through his panel to point to Trump, even covering up part of Stonetoss’ website signature. While we can’t always divine exactly what StoneToss specifically means when he makes a comic, we can always rest assured it was of little intellectual value or purpose. 

The first strip we covered was posted on the 7th, the very day after the riots. This one was drawn a few days later, on the 12th, and it seems by then that StoneToss decided to backpeddle slightly from his original stance of ‘BASED DC RIOT THIS IS HOW ITS DONE BOYS’. He depicts the D.C. protestors as totally orderly, flying their flags of FREEDOM and BASEDNESS. StoneToss draws the rioters as being behind the proximity fencing, as we can clearly see they’re behind the fences but in front of the Capitol building. Whether StoneToss meant to do this, or he just made a mistake because his sense of strip layout is shit, remains to be debated. 

He’s trying to mock Antifa as being ‘flip floppers’ (an old callback to the 2004 Presidential election, when John Kerry ran against George Bush; Kerry was frequently called a ‘flip flopper’ by his opposition for his alleged changing of stances on different issues). In the case of Antifa, StoneToss claims there’s a great hypocrisy between Antifa and BLM riots versus the “peaceful tour” that took place in D.C.

There might be some small grains of truth to this hot take. Riots after the murder of people like George Floyd unfortunately saw random acts of larceny and vandalism, as will occur in any proper riot. People, no matter the moral strength of their ideology, are susceptible to being reduced to wild and base instincts when whipped into a mob frenzy. This doesn’t make random acts of vandalism okay when committed by BLM or Antifa protestors, and those ideological movements as a whole need to better themselves at individual levels and hold to higher standards when conducting protests. Of course there will always be a level of opportunistic looters, but at least they’re generally separate from the riot itself (as with something like the George Floyd riots) and aren’t the whole reason the riot is happening for in the first place (such as the D.C. terrorism).

More than that, though, is the reason these riots happen. When police continuously murder citizens and get away with it, especially prevalent in their murder of people of color, the public tends to start to get sick of it after awhile. When peaceful means of protest continue to be ignored both by the Government and the corrupt police organizations, what the fuck do you expect to happen? Peasants without bread can do two things: starve or riot, and when given the choice, it’s always going to be the latter. Citizens without liberty tend to be no different. And see, that’s kind of the difference. The terrorists who attacked their own nation’s capitol did so because they wrongly believed the lie that their cult leader lost the election, because they think Democrats are all pedophile-ring running Satanists, they think all Republicans not complacent in Trump’s bid to violate the American constitution and law need to be extra-judicially executed by mob justice.

The people who rioted when George Floyd was murdered were oppressed, unheard and had had enough; the social contract had failed them, and they were left feeling like there was nowhere else for them to go. The terrorists who stormed the Capitol building were a bunch of conspiracy theorists who wanted to actively murder/harm politicians for refusing to take Trump’s side of lawlessness and violate the very Constitution of the country they were elected to serve. Bit of a fucking disconnect, as you can see.

The comic also seems to be reviling Trump as a LoW eNeRgY cUcK because of his broadcasts and Tweets immediately after the riots, where he pleaded for peace and order to the very rioters he had spent weeks riling up with fake accusations of a stolen election. Especially funny was the video message Trump released while the riots were still ongoing, where he very carefully avoided saying anything about the election being stolen, doing a complete 180 on the high energy ranting and lunatic rambling that had directly contributed to a domestic terrorist attack. StoneToss, then, may be whining about Trump telling the D.C. terrorists to obey police, feeling like Trump never did the same thing when Antifa were rioting. And yeah, StoneToss, that’s right. Trump never did that when Antifa rioted. Because when the D.C. terrorists were rampaging around the Capitol, Trump told them he loved them and that their concerns were valid but that they had to remain under control. When Antifa or BLM rioted, Trump threatened them with being shot.

Comic Name: Jinkies
Description: Scooby Dooby Q
Mouseover: Ruh-roh!
Image Name: scooby-doo-political-cartoon.png
Originally Published: 1/14/2021

What The Comic Is: The Scooby gang (notably sans Daphne, the conventionally attractive girl of the group; whom, to StoneToss, likely represents the type of woman who he feels is unobtainable to him, and therefore he hates) has a man wearing a Q mask at their mercy. Pulling off his mask, the gang is shocked and alarmed to discover the man is horribly disfigured, with no eyes, nose, ears or mouth. Perhaps they feel suddenly that, despite the masked man’s transgressions, binding someone so disabled to a chair was a poor move on their part.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: The Jews were behind QAnon the whole time.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: QAnon is a debunked conspiracy theory started by an anonymous 4Chan user claiming they were a White House employee working under Trump. With their “Q level clearance” (a Department of Energy clearance level that allows the individual access to certain classified and restricted information, much of it not interesting), the user claimed that Trump was working with secret government agencies to expose and defeat a pedophile and Satanic worship ring that existed through the highest levels of the USA leadership. As “QAnon” continued on, adopted by more and more various different individuals of varying levels of fictional writing talent, the conspiracies became more farfetched and unhinged. Alleged by QAnon was that the Russian interference in the 2016 Presidential election was a setup by Trump and the Republicans to secretly recruit Robert Mueller to begin an investigation on Trump that, secretly, was meant to investigate Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton and other similar figures. 

Basically, QAnon is a huge load of shit perpetuated by deranged Trump supporters and/or people who just want to see what kind of dumb shit they can get others to believe. StoneToss has been somewhat quiet on QAnon, never really outwardly expressing any subscription of belief to the theories. It isn’t hard to assume that StoneToss likely either directly, or indirectly, believed that at least most of what QAnon was claiming was probably true (perhaps he stopped believing Trump was sophisticated enough to be the maestro of a top-level deep state investigation built around false positives and long-term double ruses).

StoneToss doesn’t like anyone. He has no friends, only fair weather stooges that he would abandon or turn on at any given moment. StoneToss doesn’t just want to style himself as smart, he wants to be smarter and more based than literally everyone or anyone else. This means he’ll stop at nothing to one-up even his own base, constantly trying to portray himself as ahead of the curve or somehow always a step ahead of anyone else’s theories or rhetoric. For instance, why did it take until now for StoneToss to finally make a comic somehow disavowing the legitimacy of QAnon? Because StoneToss is a fake idiot. He probably believed QAnon with the rest of them, until it turned convenient for him to pretend to have always been more enlightened than that. Otherwise, he would’ve published this same comic years ago. 

Because funny enough, given Q’s consistent failure to predict anything accurate or provide evidence of their claims, a hatred and disdain towards QAnon is now becoming prevalent among those who once fervently subscribed to the conspiracies. It seems as if a rift is being formed, where one faction of right wing nutjobs looks down upon the other faction of right wing nutjobs for their continued belief in QAnon. QAnon is now becoming the ‘cuckpill’ of the right, where only those seen as less intelligent and gullible believe the “Jewish Illuminati propaganda”, because the thought of QAnon just being bullshit from some random guy on the internet is something the bigots can’t handle. This is because it would mean they’d have to accept the fact they believed random lies on the internet instead of a grand Jewish conspiracy to fool the masses.

And for the second comic in a row, StoneToss backpeddles on the “basedness” of the domestic terrorist attack. First they were men getting the job done, then they were peaceful protestors and now QAnon (one of the driving forces behind the terrorist attack) is a puppet of (((The Letter J))). So does StoneToss now claim to admit that the terrorists acted according to the direction of Jews? Wouldn’t that mean that Jews are responsible for ‘getting the job done’ in the Capitol? Are the Jews trying to hurt themselves, or are Jews not connected to the Democrats and Mike Pence? StoneToss has no answers to any of these questions, he just hates Jews and this comic presented a childish and shallow way for him to paint them as villains.

Oh StoneToss, how lonely and miserable you are. Someone should really tell you that fucking yourself doesn’t mean you’ve lost your virginity, though.

StoneToss: Episode 45

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 Comic Name: Branded
Description: Hey, at least their wifi is free.
Mouseover: ant-iPhone
Image Name: class-traitor-uncle-tom-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/8/2019

What The Comic Is: A black man strolls down the street wearing a MAGA hat. A member of Antifa, looking at his iPhone and drinking Starbucks, strolls up the street. The two meet with a surprised glance. The Antifa guy points a finger at the black guy, calling him an “Uncle Tom”.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Antifa dislike black people who support Trump.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: StoneToss is trying to illustrate a world where a black man is unable to support Trump without being insulted for it, or having his legitimacy as a person questioned. An ‘Uncle Tom’ is an insult leveled towards black men who are considered to be servile or overly submissive towards white people. Uncle Tom is derived from the novel of the same name, wherein a saintly and moralistic black slave named Tom forms an uncle-like relationship with a young girl whose father owns slaves. Her father also buys Tom. Tom is depicted as very subservient in his role as a slave, despite the novel’s overarching abolitionist message. 

Obviously calling a black man who supports Trump an ‘Uncle Tom’ would be to delegitimize his agency as a practitioner of politics, suggesting he only supports Trump because he’s subservient in his unbalanced relationship with white people. We can call this fair enough, and perhaps all agree that labeling people for their political affiliation is inherently a negative thing (if not always inaccurate, at least). Let’s instead focus on StoneToss’s inability to never, ever not be petty about dumb shit. You want to make a comic about a black guy being called an Uncle Tom because he wears a MAGA hat? Okay, sure, whatever. Could’ve left it at that and it would’ve been a harmless comic. I mean, it still would’ve been fucking dumb, but harmless enough. This isn’t good enough, though, and StoneToss has to whine about Starbucks and iPhones again for some reason. 

The black guy is sporting a MAGA hat, but the Antifa guy has an iPhone and Starbucks. The name of the comic, “Branded”, therefore has a double meaning. That the two men display their own ‘brands’, the black guy is wears “MAGA brand”, while the Antifa guy ‘wears’ Starbucks and iPhone brands. The black man, however, is branded as an Uncle Tom for his choice in political affiliation.

What, exactly, does this mean? Who the fuck knows for sure. StoneToss seems to be likening an iPhone and Starbucks as a leftist’s version of the MAGA hat, but what point he makes with this observation appears to be either known only to StoneToss himself, or is entirely nonexistent. StoneToss once again calls people bugs for buying iPhones, just in case his constant childishness and failure to make intelligent arguments wasn’t clear enough for everyone. 

Comic Name: First They Came for the Fascists
Description: First they came for the fascists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a fascist…
Mouseover: In war, if you let your front line collapse, then YOU get to be the front line. 
Image Name: bash-the-fash-antifa-comic.png
Originally Published: 1/10/2019

What The Comic Is: An Antifa pajama man wielding a baseball bat proclaims the motto of ‘bash the fash’. A man, overseeing the proclamation, muses that it’s a good thing he is not a fascist. He is then struck in the head by a baseball bat.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: Recognizing fascism is a slippery slope and eventually people who aren’t fascist will be labeled as being so and will be attacked/killed/harmed in some way.

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Look, I’ll be the first to agree that there’s such a thing as overzealously tossing around accusations of fascism. It’s seemingly a human nature to jump to conclusions. However, this comic (in a similar manner to the one above) goes extra miles to be especially stupid. First of all, the comic’s title is a reference to the poem ‘First they came…‘, written by German pastor Martin Niemöller. Following the end of World War 2, Martin wrote the poem as a confessional concerning the German intellectual and religious leadership and their failure to oppose the rise of Nazism (Martin himself included in the poem). StoneToss has latched onto this poem before, as he likes to literally 180 its context and apply it to bigots like himself. A popular abridgement of the poem is as follows;

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

It’s basically as poem about the mistake of viewing man as individual and, if nothing else, makes a selfish argument for defending your fellow people. Those victimized by the Nazis did nothing as others were victimized before them, for they themselves were not yet victims. It’s a cautionary tale in standing aside as others, who may not yet be you, are harmed. Of course it’s thoroughly and completely anti-Nazi, but that doesn’t stop StoneToss from being a stupid asshole and twisting it to defend neo-Nazis!

The comic’s description does two things. It uses Martin’s poem as a device to frame Antifa as being the real Nazis, and StoneToss uses it to claim that he is not fascist. Ergo, he’s painting the targets of Antifa (who are fascist) as not being fascist (himself included), while also trying to lump everyone else in with him and his fellow fascists. It’s basically him saying “Hey everyone, look how crazy Antifa is! They think we’re all fascists, can you believe that?!”. The mouse over text reaffirms this. StoneToss is calling the targets of Antifa (i.e., fascist political figures and individuals) as being the “front line” against the tyranny of Antifa, that everyone else needs to stand by in order to avoid becoming victims of Antifa themselves. 

The thing that StoneToss fails to understand is that he and Martin Niemöller are not kindred birds of a feather and that Martin’s poem is in no way relatable or applicable to StoneToss and his beliefs. In fact, it is fully the other way around. Martin’s poem was not written for people like StoneToss, it was written against them. StoneToss’s co-opting of the poem does not legitimize his status as a victim, it only makes him look like a dickhead.

StoneToss: Episode 35

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Comic Name: Dressed Up
Description: We’re back online after a few site issues. Good to be see you all again, welcome!
Mouseover: What a drag. Get it? hue hue hue.
Image Name: cultural-appropriation-comic.png
Originally Published: 8/9/2018

What The Comic Is: A trans girl stands her ground, asserting to her father that she’s a girl now. The father, in angry objection, fires back that no son of his will be a cultural appropriator. 

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: That identifying with a gender that is not your birth sex is the exact same as cultural appropriation (taking something, like a piece of clothing, in this case from one gender or culture and appropriating it for yourself) and therefore liberals are hypocrites for decrying cultural appropriation while supporting the legitimacy of trans identity. 

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: I find that StoneToss repeatedly needs infantile things explained to him. Maybe this is because he’s intentionally acting like he doesn’t know any better, all for the sake of justifying his own bigotry. Maybe he is just genuinely stupid. The world may never care. Anyways, what we have here today is a comic where StoneToss is mistaking gender identity for culture and skin color. Comparing the two, he tries to reveal a hypocrisy (that, as usual when he tries doing this, does not exist) that the same people who prop up trans rights are also the same who think cultural appropriation is bad.

Cultural appropriation, as a concept, is when a member of one culture adopts the customs or other elements of another culture. By itself there’s nothing really wrong with this, and the sharing of ideas is how all cultures and people grow. So, for instance, no one thinks it’s wrong when a man begins to identity as a woman and begins wearing dresses. This is because gender is wholly different from culture to begin with (even if cultures possess their own gender subsets), but it’s also because that trans woman is now identifying as a woman. So in a meta way, it can be seen as not being an appropriation at all, since the trans woman is a woman and therefore doesn’t have to appropriate ‘female culture’. This is, of course, if you aren’t a raging bigot who doesn’t recognize trans people.

The neutral term “cultural appropriation” has kind of turned into something most people feel is naturally negative, and has skewed many people’s views of it one way or the other. In reality, complaints concerning cultural appropriation are generally reserved for tasteless or outright offensive appropriations, such as tacky Halloween costumes or tone deaf fashion trends, to say nothing of things such as black face (a form of cultural appropriation that enters into the territory of full on racial oppression; offensive costumes of Native Americans would be a similar version of this). In StoneToss’s comic, the father is supposed to mock ‘ultra libtard’ rhetoric, comparing intolerance of oppressive cultural appropriation to a father who is intolerant of a gay or trans son; like “look, you guys are actually intolerant of trans people because you’re intolerant of cultural appropriation hahaha checkmate checkmate checkmate LIBTarBS PWNEd1111“.

It must really be comforting to honestly believe that if you win an argument in your head, it means you win it in real life.

Comic Name: Shhh…
Description: Hands Off.
Mouseover: Daily reminder: hate speech is free speech.
Image Name: censorship-by-the-left-comic.png
Originally Published: 8/21/2018

What The Comic Is: “Normal Folk” are shown to plug their ears. “Leftists” are shown to moosh people’s lips together.

What StoneToss Actually Thinks: ‘Normal’ people choose to not listen to things they don’t want to hear, while leftists choose to silence people they don’t want to hear. 

Why It’s Fucking Stupid: Hey, remember that time when an auditorium of Trump supporters and conservatives cheered wildly while Trump himself directed the rally’s security to throw out a group of Bernie supporters into freezing winter weather, specifically while stealing their coats from them? I guess you aren’t ‘normal’ unless your method of “plugging your ears” involves theft and being unsafely ejected into dangerous temperatures. But then, given how the end of Trump’s 2020 campaign went, was it really out of the ordinary for the man or his supporters to leave people left stranded in the freezing cold?

This is also specifically a comic about Twitter bans (as the people are light blue, representing Twitter’s primary color). Twitter is not a public forum, it is a private website owned by Twitter. They can choose at any discretion who or who does not get a voice on their platform. StoneToss styles himself as an ultra libertarian, except for when it doesn’t suit him, making him lean more towards identifying as a pro-dictatorship type of person than a ‘personal liberty for all’; but StoneToss is wildly fucking stupid and deluded so is this really a big surprise? 

Hate speech in the US has repeatedly been protected by the Supreme Court, meaning that a citizen has every right to speak in hatred against other people. This is only stopped short of inciting any violence or crime (i.e., it’s okay to say “JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US” but you can’t say “EVERYONE KILL ALL JEWS”; or at least not until the new SCOTUS passes some new legislation, I guess). However, it’s also someone’s personal liberty to, you know, object your hate speech. Again, StoneToss is a Libertarian, but only when it suits his bigotry. 

The right to be a bigot = AMERICAN FREEDOM.

The right to be intolerant of bigotry = LEFTIST HELLSCAPE.